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Chapter 163: , Six choose four (Please subscribe!)

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During the 3-hour journey from Wuxi to Shanghai, the boys and girls in the class were very lively. After a month of military training and getting along, they had faded away from the initial strangeness and estrangement, and could talk to each other.

Over the past month, Li Heng had roughly figured out the temperaments of the 325 crowd.

Among the boys in the class, Li Guang was the most active, the most selfless, and also had a good popularity.

Li Guoyi was the most lewd, had the most dirty jokes, and loved to comment on girls' sensitive parts in private.

Hu Ping was most interested in women.

Tang Dailing was the most straightforward. Although his Mandarin was terrible, he was a chatterbox after getting to know people.

Zhou Zhangming and Zhang Bing were the most steady because of their age. But there was a difference between the two. Zhou Zhangming also had a violent side in his stability.

During the military training, once when washing lunch boxes, he snatched a faucet with a boy from the Chinese department. The other party scolded him as a country bumpkin. He immediately ran away, grabbed the boy's hair in front of everyone, pressed the boy under the faucet and poured water for 2 minutes, soaking him from head to toe.

At that time, there were at least a hundred people watching, and many girls were scared by Zhou Zhangming's ruthlessness.

Fortunately, the boy from the Chinese department knew he was wrong and didn't report it to the school and the instructor.

Listening to the chatter around, Li Heng felt that youth was really good. The age of being able to jump, sing, and dance was the most unforgettable age of his past life.

Perhaps it was the vitality of the body. Over the past half year, his mentality had been slowly changing, becoming younger and younger, and more and more like to get along with his peers.

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Li Guoyi tore off the buttons, opened the military training uniform and said, "Those girls who danced ballet fascinated me, hungry and thirsty, no, can't stand it, I want to find them to take revenge."

Zhou Zhangming asked, "Revenge? Do you know which major they are from?"

Li Guoyi said spiritedly, "Don't question, I am professional in this regard, those girls come from the School of Philosophy."

Tang Dailing said, "I don't understand, what do girls learn philosophy for? What's the use?"

Zhou Zhangming also didn't understand, "I also think so, boys are fine, girls study religious studies, Marxism, logic, aesthetics every day, can it be eaten as a meal? Is it easy to marry in the future?"

Li Heng chimed in, "You don't understand this, girls who study philosophy can enter the system in the future, very popular."

Li Guoyi opened his hands, weirdly, "Chest is so big, butt is so warped, can it not be popular? If I were their leader, I would keep them working overtime every day, if they do well, I would give them promotion and fortune."

Li Guang sprayed him, "Then you must be a corrupt element, and finally you will definitely go to prison and eat peanuts."

Li Guoyi walked with eight-character legs, swept his right hand hard on his hair, opened his eyes and shouted, "It doesn't matter, how does that sentence go, die under the peony flower, be a ghost and romantic! I can die, but I must be romantic."

Everyone was collectively speechless.

Hu Ping said, "It's not worth dying for a woman. Life is only one life. If you don't live to seventy or eighty, you are sorry for yourself."

Li Guoyi twisted his mouth, "Liu Yue like this, you just ask if you are moved?"

Hu Ping looked at Li Heng subconsciously and said, "Are you looking for a beating, specifically revealing my scars?"

Li Guoyi immediately hehehe, drooling, "Then don't talk about Liu Yue, what is the name of the beautiful girl in the 11th Company? When will our two dormitories have a friendship?"

Hu Ping said, "Named Wei Xiaozhu, I am communicating with them, my junior high school classmate said, I have to go back to the dormitory to vote."

Li Guang jumped up and asked impatiently, "My Hu brother, when will there be a result?"

Hu Ping said, "Tomorrow or the day after, if there is a result, classmates will come to tell me."

Oily all over, everyone went to the bathhouse to take a bath together, and after returning, they opened the lying talk meeting again.

Seeing Li Heng not talking for a long time, Li Guang asked, "Brother Li, what are you thinking about?"

Li Heng said, "Listening to you guys chatting, I'm thinking about a problem."

Li Guang asked, "What problem?"

Li Heng said, "If grandma, 400,000, big beauty, puppy, Mercedes-Benz car, and mother, if you can only take away 4 of the six, who would you choose?"

Zhang Bing was the first to speak, "This is a problem worth exploring, I choose the living ones, grandma, big beauty, puppy, and mother."

Tang Dailing asked, "Brother Bing, you are already married, why do you choose a big beauty?"

Li Guang echoed, "That's right, Brother Bing, you are not honest, is it not good to change the big beauty to 400,000? The whole family eats and drinks spicy food for a lifetime."

Zhou Zhangming said at this time, "I also choose living things, after all, money is an external thing, you can't bring it when you are born, and you can't take it when you die. Cherishing the living is the most important thing."

Li Guoyi stuck his neck and asked, "Living is important, if you have to eat sweet potato rice every day, the big beauty has no pants to wear every day, and has to grab pants with your grandma and mother every day, Old Zhou, just ask you what to do?"

"Hahaha!"

This guy, everyone was amused.

Zhou Zhangming was unconvinced and asked back, "Then let you choose, how do you choose?"

Li Guoyi waved his right hand vigorously in the air, "My grandma is gone, my mother is a stepmother, these two don't want them! Of course, choose 400,000, big beauty, and small car, and dog. You guys envy me, watch me wear gold and silver, drive a car and take a big beauty to the seaside for a ride, when I'm hungry, cook the dog to eat, after I'm full, then that that that... mixi mixi, you understand."

Li Guang said, "Full and warm thinking about lust."

Li Guoyi kissed Li Guang's head, and said cheaply, "Right! Absolutely right! Great! You are really a genius!"

"Get out, it's all saliva." Li Guang pushed Li Guoyi away with disgust.

Li Guang said, "If I choose, grandma, mother, puppy, and 400,000."

Li Guoyi asked, "You kid don't want a big beauty?"

Li Guang said, "Beautiful or not is not important, the important thing is to get along with me, otherwise fighting and scolding every day, I can't stand it."

Li Guoyi asked Hu Ping, "Old Hu, if it's you, how do you choose?"

Hu Ping said, "I choose grandma, mother, car, and 400,000."

Li Guoyi exclaimed, "Damn! I always thought we were aliens, no meat is not happy, pfft! It's no beauty is not happy, you actually betrayed, even don't want beauty?"

Hu Ping despised, "I have 400,000 and a car, what kind of big beauty do I want? Beauties will automatically stick to me, okay? No promise."

Li Guoyi patted his thigh and gave a thumbs up, "Awesome! Awesome! My Old Hu is really far-sighted. When the beauty sticks to me, I will sing all night, give birth to a football team of children, let your grandma and mother bring them, they won't have time to manage your wine and meat pool forest, damn! Old Hu is really my generation's model!"

Hu Ping had a black line on his face.

Everyone laughed on the bed.

After laughing, the dormitory people looked at Li Heng, wanting to know how Li Heng, the initiator of this problem, would choose?

Facing everyone's eyes, Li Heng said, "Grandma, mother, puppy, and Mercedes-Benz car."

Li Guang climbed onto his bed and touched his forehead, "My mother, Brother Li, you won't be feverish, burned confused, put 400,000 and big beauty and don't want?"

Li Heng said, "Don't want."

Hu Ping asked, "Old Li, what is the reason?"

Li Heng stretched, and said faintly, "Because I believe that these two things will not be lacking in the future."

"Grass!"

"Let Old Li pretend to be a big force!"

"..."

For the next two minutes, everyone in the dormitory was righteously criticizing Li Heng.

After criticizing Li Heng, they criticized Hu Ping, saying that the two were too handsome, not giving brothers a chance to be green leaves, simply no way to live.

Then they criticized Zhang Bing, everyone was still single, you Old Zhang already had a bridal chamber, too unfair.

This night, the 7 people in the dormitory criticized each other in turn, the atmosphere was very good, and they didn't sleep until late at night.

After the military training, the National Day holiday was 3 days.

However, the counselor requested that on October 1st, everyone must go to the classroom at 8:00 AM to elect class cadres.

Because new books will be issued on the afternoon of the 3rd, and class cadres need to go to the first floor of the library to collect them.

After people arrived, the counselor called Li Heng alone outside the classroom and asked:

"You performed very well in the art performance yesterday, the school leaders who participated praised you, do you have any ideas about the monitor?"

Li Heng shook his head, "Teacher, I don't have time."

Being rejected was expected, the counselor asked, "Freshman representative speech, have you considered it? Really not interested?"

Li Heng still shook his head, "Not interested, let the school find someone else."

PS: I'm catching a flight this afternoon. I had a surgery last year and made an appointment for a review tomorrow morning. The update tomorrow will be later.

This chapter is typed on the mobile phone on the road, maybe the quality is not very good, sorry. (31,000 words updated in the first 4 days of October, it should not affect the daily average of 8,000 words this month, don't worry.)

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