Chapter 284: Low-Quality Feast

Objectively speaking, there are no difficult things in the world.

It is said that in the image records before the Chaos Era, there existed two sages rich in street wisdom: one was called Brother Crow, and one was called Brother Fly.

Brother Fly was cruel and violent, Brother Crow was violent and cruel.

Brother Fly taught everyone that wearing a suit and tie and holding a phone is useless, don't be superstitious about authority. And Brother Crow taught everyone not to fear danger and to be brave in facing difficulties.

——Difficult to handle? Then don't handle it!

Since you won't let me build cars, then no one build them!

"People must learn to share."

Factory Manager Ji said sonorously to Isis: "Difficulties cannot be mine alone, they can also be everyone's. Similarly, difficulties cannot only defeat me alone, they can also defeat everyone.

As long as we pull everyone to the same height as me, then we can use rich experience to defeat them... No need to win completely, as long as everyone else is dead, we can still laugh to the end!"

In the container, Isis's starlight flickered.

She was processing all production distribution and coordination of the entire Coast Automobile Factory at high speed, while keeping the creator's words in mind—this refers to the newly created document 【Dog Barking iv】.

"Before you share your own lack-of-virtue techniques, I have to remind you—"

Isis said: "Although a temporary disturbance is enough to delay the opponent's pace, it is not a long-term plan."

Mechanical Descent is indeed omnipotent, but its effect is not impossible to lift, target, and revoke.

At the same time, the consumption is too huge, and the maintenance time is only a little over twenty-four hours, which is difficult to be more lasting.

Its essence is to combine the spiritual quality bestowed by Ji Jue with the records and traces inside the target creation to temporarily shape a void soul. Under the blessing sequence of non-attack—invocation effect, it can even refine and create on the target out of thin air, endowing it with a short life.

And this bit of soul and life is also affected by other abilities and blessings.

A soul impact from the Metamorphosis system only needs one shot, and it can be like an emp, directly destroying the structure of the soul from the inside and returning it to its original form. And the Chosen One of the Heart Pivot system can even operate and control the soul created by Ji Jue, making it turn against him.

The Ember system can calmly seek the weaknesses of the creation and win with one blow. In front of the strong of the Wilderness Ruins Path, even all changes can't be used, and the spirituality collapses on its own. Under the Static Zone, you refine one for me to see?

Even taking a step back, it doesn't matter if you leave it alone. After the time passes, spend some time to overhaul it, exclude the faults, and naturally you can continue production.

After all, Ji Jue just grabbed a handful, didn't use much effort, and it would be gone after two or three days.

Regarding this, Ji Jue just smiled slightly: "Isis, it takes a lot of skill to roll over dog shit without getting it on the car wheels."

"Please speak human language."

"No need."

He said: "If you want to ruin things, grabbing a handful is enough."

This matter, the disgusting thing is exactly here.

No one knows what kind of thunder Ji Jue quietly buried in the equipment, and what kind of difficult-to-detect faults and hidden dangers he left in the car machine and system.

Even, whether Ji Jue buried thunder...

After all, the production of automobiles involves too many aspects and too many problems to consider!

Just one workpiece has ten thousand ways to have problems.

Ji Jue sprinkled a piece of rat shit in the rice, so everyone has to screen it repeatedly without sleep, and even lick it bite by bite, until they taste the rat shit disguised as rice!

Even, it is possible that there is nothing mixed in this vat of rice, and the problem is your rice vat or the spoon for scooping rice, the pot for cooking rice, and the bowl for serving rice...

The most terrifying problem is that you don't know what the problem is, and you don't even know if the problem exists.

You can only spend ten thousand times the energy to carefully exclude every part of every link from accessories to assembly to testing...

No matter how troublesome and disgusting, they must solve this trouble.

Unless, like Coast, you choose to rebuild the factory and update the equipment, then make all preparations, set up a net, and wait for Ji Jue to come and touch it quietly again...

As for Ji Jue, Ji Jue has already gone home!

Now that everyone has reached the same level, are you ready to receive my rich experience in slacking off in the fish pond?

In the silence, excited shouts and cheers came from outside the window, like a sea tide.

When Ji Jue walked to the window to look out, he saw a scene completely different from the past.

In just a few months, everything had completely changed.

The once desolate and empty factory area became busy and noisy, and the crowd gathered around the newly completed factory building and shouted, and the huge lifting arm was carefully placing the large die-casting equipment that had finally been released from customs in a fixed position. Under the command of lights and gestures, everyone held their breath.

Until a faint, inaudible dull echo came, and the report of the completion of the landing came from the walkie-talkie, and in an instant, cheers and shouts spread like a sea tide.

In the center of the excited crowd, Yan Jian, who was still wearing a splint on his wheelchair, was lifted up, screaming in terror, then gradually familiar, and soon laughed proudly, being carried around by college students.

Well, finally he was placed on a high platform where the wheelchair couldn't come down, and he scolded people angrily.

"It seems that the layout of the new factory building and equipment has been completed, sir."

Isis reported: "Currently, the connection is completed, and you can start debugging and trial operation."

In just ten days, after cleaning up all pollution, with the full assistance of the Tong family to expand the factory area and install equipment, the once dying Coast Automobile Factory was ready again.

Renewed.

During these ten days, even if Ji Jue was away, he could still feel the constant storms in Yacheng from the news of Ye Chun and Tong Shan.

Not just Yacheng, from Yacheng to Chaocheng and even the entire Haizhou, around two large central cities, five small cities, and countless settlements in the wilderness and shipping on the sea...

The storm is spreading rapidly.

Now on the volcano, it has become the behemoth that is about to be merged and reorganized by both sides—Haichao Group.

By comparison, as part of the former Coast Group, Coast Automobile Factory has become inconspicuous. Taking advantage of the opportunity, it hid behind the reef, avoided the wind and waves, and fought for the crucial breathing time.

Now, everything is ready.

"Then add another fire, Isis."

Ji Jue looked at the news from his phone and smiled: "You can prepare for the press conference."

Thus, at the beginning of the year, when all parties were undecided, friendly merchants were overwhelmed, and the situation was treacherous, the Coast Automobile Factory, which had just resumed work and production after more than ten years of silence, announced the news of holding a press conference without warning.

Following this, there was also the latest news released on the newly registered public platform.

The content was only a few words, and the link to the live broadcast room:

【January 7th, 6:00 PM!】

【We plan to do something big!】

Below, there was a half-hidden accompanying image, the silhouettes of two vehicles, where one could vaguely distinguish the outlines of a van and a pickup truck... and even the naming and copy that left one speechless and full of points to complain about:

【Radish, cabbage, each has its own love!】

Limited by insufficient influence, and almost no popularity outside Haizhou except for being able to organize activities, it didn't set off any heated discussion and waves except for the invited media.

But even just a glimpse in the silhouette made I don't know how many friendly merchants instantly vigilant, and after finally struggling out of the overwhelmed inspection, they couldn't help but gasp.

Your mother, you're waiting for me here, right?! Broken!

This time it's really aimed at me!

After a long period of paving the way, Coast Automobile Factory finally pulled out the butcher knife toward the city-internal transport and city-external transport market that had been vacant in Haizhou for a long time...

Thinking of the maddening price and cost-effectiveness of this broken factory before, everyone couldn't help but have a creepy feeling of hair standing on end.

No way, everyone builds factories to produce and sell products, after all, they have to live, no matter how much they discount, they have to have profits, otherwise, why not engage in charity? That's even more profitable. Suddenly encountering this kind of opponent who likes to lose money to earn cheers and doesn't plan for anything but fun, they started to feel numb from head to toe.

He doesn't want to make money, and doesn't want to make profits, as if he just wants to be a stirrer to stir up the entire market environment, and by the way, stir to death one or two unlucky ghosts who don't have long eyes...

For a time, while everyone's hearts were thumping, they couldn't help but focus on it.

Especially the car dealers who have markets and sales in Haizhou, encountering this kind of opponent who doesn't act and is just here to flip the table, they were sleepless all night.

Just when everyone used all methods, racked their brains to explore and collect news and parameters about this bullshit radish and cabbage, they found... the news had long been all over the street.

It didn't bring any concealment and hiding at all, and didn't even care about the effect of the press conference.

Before the press conference started, the specific car models and equipment of the day had already been printed into booklets and distributed all over the street.

Didn't care about any live broadcast effect at all, all the answers were thrown on the riddle from the beginning.

In the middle of the night...

You ask and I answer, all those who participated in the research and development and trial production of the new car models didn't even sign a confidentiality agreement, and even treated the news as employee benefits. When they met someone who looked like a reporter outside the venue, they opened their coats, revealing the booklets inside, and almost asked: "Big brother, want a disc? Imperial goods, the latest!"

So much so that everyone who got the news had a dark face, and was confused, holding a bit of fluke and expectation: Could it be that these things were all taken out by Coast to set up a formation?

It's just building a car, you don't have to be so outrageous, right?

Right?

No response.

Only outside the press conference venue, the huge poster, Factory Manager Ji Jue showed that thought-provoking smile toward the camera.

For a time, even the reporters and self-media bloggers who attended were confused by this set, brother, what are you doing? Never participated in such an outrageous activity.

Booklet distributed, what else is there to hold a press conference for?

Even the press conference venue was chosen in the factory area in the wilderness outside Yacheng, the pick-up was the factory's bus, and the venue was directly in the workshop that had just been completed, full of mechanical equipment, and floating with the smell of machine oil.

A piece of area was specially cleared out in the empty factory building, and a few rows of chairs were placed.

If it weren't for the banners outside and the special decorations, everyone would have thought it was an employee benefit arranged by the factory to show movies.

From inside to outside, from top to bottom, it revealed a simple and simple rural atmosphere.

Simply put, both earthy and rough.

If we can't hold a press conference, we can not hold it. There are no souvenirs and no champagne and red wine, can't you at least make the venue better?

Not only one reporter who arrived saw this strange arrangement and turned around and left. Even those who stayed were thinking, since they are here... at least they should provide dinner after the meeting, right?

Wait, you will provide dinner, right?

The entire press conference didn't even have singing and dancing and warm-up programs.

Time is up, the live broadcast is on, Ji Jue walked onto the stage, like hosting a rural evening party, didn't say a word of scene talk, and in front of the live broadcast room and the many confused audiences at the venue, he beckoned directly.

Immediately, a pure white van drove onto the stage.

That familiar car model and familiar appearance, for a time, I don't know how many car owners who once copied small vans recalled the good times of overloading and violating regulations together, and in an instant, their eyes were red.

It's just that I don't know why... this broken car looked staggering and awkward when driving, the accelerator was stepped to the end, thick smoke sprayed, like a drunkard staggering, and when braking, the sparks of the brake disc came out.

Two big headlights were bright, straight toward the auditorium and the camera.

That dazzling brightness even made the entire factory building flash like daylight, the lens was all white, and the netizens who were squatting in the live broadcast room to watch the show were stupid.

【Damn, there is a high-beam dog!】, 【Krypton gold dog eyes have been blinded】, 【Who threw the flashbang?】, 【This is at least two thousand lumens, right.】

Countless bullet screens appeared accompanied by the low noise at the venue.

Until Ji Jue waved his hand, the driver in the car finally turned on the real high beam... The waterfall of light that made people scream sharply sprayed out instantly, drowning everything.

Even outside the factory building, there were visible beams of light.

Flashed and disappeared.

This is the real high beam!

【The real good work starts from making people dark in front of their eyes...】

【Don't talk, I bought it, I will be a high-beam demon on the highway in the future!】

【Is this light sold separately?】

In the countless bullet screens that flashed by, the scene had vaguely heard the sound of cursing, and the expressions of everyone in the auditorium were unusually complex. I didn't expect that this was just the beginning, and I witnessed a low-quality feast.

From beginning to end, Ji Jue still wandered on the stage, smiling without saying a word.

Until the long silence, everyone returned to silence, he stretched out his hand again and beckoned behind him.

Immediately, a row of burly, muscular employees lined up to enter and walked onto the stage.

And just when everyone couldn't figure out whether what you released was a new car or a male model, and whether you were selling cars or ducks, Ji Jue raised his hand, opened the trunk of the car that had completed the turn and aimed at everyone.

Revealing the bare scene inside the car, cheap to the point of being outrageous, and accessories and matching designs without any features.

And...

The solid alloy steel ingots that paved the entire floor of the car and even stacked several layers!!!

When, under many protective measures, a group of strong men gritted their teeth and pried open the fixing rope, and dragged out one of the ingots, the sound of steel friction and collision made everyone's chrysanthemum tighten.

When the strong men gritted their teeth and cooperated to throw the ingot on the ground scale, the instantly soaring numbers made the entire venue fall into dead silence.

——【100kg】!

Matters having reached this point, there is no more cold air to suck.

In a numb silence, everyone in the entire venue subconsciously followed the movements of the handlers on the field and began to count out loud.

From 1 to 10, from 10 to 20, from 20 to 30... Gradually, the tone couldn't be controlled higher, and in the end, it was almost screaming.

"55! 56! 57! 58! 59!"

In the short suffocation, everyone looked at the last steel ingot that Ji Jue hugged from the car, and couldn't control the impulse to shout: "—60!!!"

Bang!

The steel ingot fell out of his hand.

The number on the ground scale finally stopped at the creepy 【6000kg】!

"Sorry, this is the first time to hold a press conference, the experience is not enough. Our staff accidentally drove the car that was still doing extreme load testing up."

"Well, it's not finished yet. After the press conference, we will continue to try. According to calculations, it should be able to pull to 9... cough cough, I hope everyone will never imitate and try in real life. After all, the rated load of our car model is only 1t."

"Cherish life, safety first."

Ji Jue smiled and waved to the scene, the camera, and the countless sweating friendly merchants on the other side of the camera: "I think, next, I can introduce to everyone this new car in front of us."

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 285 =====