Chapter 122: Passenger Cutting In, Unrivaled!

There are always people in this world who think they are very clever.

Since it is clearly possible to just drive out and cut in, why must one wait in line?

It is just like cutting in line when buying tickets or doing anything else.

In any case, it is impossible for them to actually hit me if I cut in; everyone is busy these days, and if there is a collision, one has to call the police and get repairs.

Although one does not have to spend their own money, basically very few people will stubbornly ram into someone over such a small matter as cutting in.

Because this counts as looking for trouble out of thin air.

How does that saying go? Take a step back, and the sea and sky will be vast!

Many people who cut in think exactly this way: I will just force my way in, can you really hit me?

It won't come to that; it is just being annoyed, it is not like I am doing anything else, I am just cutting in, and you won't suffer any losses, right?

But Zhou Yi does not want to back down; he has truly been waiting in line for quite a while since he got into this left-turn lane.

During this time, he just watched these cars zoom out, and then start forcing their way in once they were close to the solid line.

So he does not want to yield; why should he? Why is everyone else waiting in line, but you are special, and you are the ones who have to cut in!

Thus, from the very beginning, he upheld a good habit: firmly hugging the line on the right!

But one cannot cross the line, so even if others want to cut in, it is impossible for them to get in.

He just did not expect that, as they were about to reach the solid line, a car next to him that had been wanting to cut in suddenly stopped.

Immediately, a young woman got out of the passenger seat—she looked quite young—and then she stood directly in front of Zhou Yi's car and started directing traffic.

Note that she did not say a single word from beginning to end; she just used her actions to direct traffic.

She just stood right in front of Zhou Yi's car hood; as long as his car moved even a little, it would directly hit her.

And the car in front had already started entering the left-turn waiting area, which suddenly gave that car space to cut in.

This was also what stunned Zhou Yi; following human parking spot occupation, has human flesh cutting in appeared now?

Is this the legendary, terrifying passenger?

This maneuver left Zhou Yi a bit confused; at this moment, he started to think that such a maneuver was actually possible.

Then, wouldn't those of us in the passenger seat without a girl or a guy not even have the qualifications to cut in?

The key is that even with Zhou Yi's extensive experience, he did not know what to do about this; ram into her?

That is a joke; he just feels very unhappy, but he does not want to go to jail.

But if he does not ram into her, the other party will successfully cut in, which makes Zhou Yi, who has been waiting in line for half a day, feel very unhappy.

As everyone knows, when driving and encountering things like cutting in, or constant honking and flashing lights, that feeling of irritability will be infinitely magnified.

And then there is a disease called road rage.

The car in front did not signal, and was just about to squeeze in; Zhou Yi hurriedly confirmed whether his Dash Cam was intact.

Confirmed, no problem; the recorder he bought back then was quite high-end, and although it cannot compare to domestic high-definition ones, it is still pretty good.

Immediately, Zhou Yi also got out of the car; he did not bother with that woman and just blocked the front of that car.

To be reasonable, Zhou Yi only had one thought in his mind at this moment... in the future, depending on the situation, the passenger seat needs to have one more person.

Otherwise, when going out, there is not even anyone to help.

If he also had two people, he wouldn't have to get out of the car himself.

In fact, Zhou Yi knew very well that his own behavior of getting out of the car to block the other party's hood was also wrong, but... he is just an ordinary person who has cheated.

The only thing he can rely on is indifference.

Whether the car gets scratched or whatever happens, he is indifferent.

But he just feels that this breath is not smooth, it is uncomfortable!

So Zhou Yi has no choice now; the Dash Cam can indeed record it, but so what if it is recorded? Report it?

Zhou Yi does not know which article to use to report it; a passenger getting out of the car in the lane—it is a pity he is not Lawyer Fang.

During this period, he had learned a little about Civil Law and Criminal Law, but he was not clear about the regulations regarding human flesh cutting in.

In fact, this is another troublesome point; it seems to be fine for others to have no shame, and they can cut in whenever they want, or do whatever they want.

But if you don't yield at all and hit them, it seems like you are the one with the problem.

Are you bored with nothing to do? Is it worth it?

And now, Zhou Yi heard that familiar sentence.

"Do you have something wrong with you? Are you trying to be difficult?"

The driver in the opposite car, a young man, had already rolled down the window and started shouting.

And the girl who was human flesh cutting in also came up and said: "Why are you blocking the car?"

Zhou Yi looked at the other party and said in the same tone: "Why are you blocking the car?"

He paused, then said to the young man driving: "I am just being difficult, so what? Why should you be allowed to cut in just because you want to? I just don't want to let you cut in, is there a problem?"

If the other party had just rammed in and the vehicles were scratched, Zhou Yi might have said he didn't brake in time, but since you are shameless enough to use human flesh cutting in, I am too lazy to talk nonsense.

It is just being shameless; it is as if I am the one who has shame!

No choice, I originally wanted to be reasonable, but life forced me into being a madman.

The young man in the car probably knew he was in the wrong, so he continued to drive forward, but Zhou Yi also followed and continued forward.

"You are really trying to mess with me, aren't you? Damn it!" The young man got out of the car and walked over aggressively.

Zhou Yi had already placed his hands in the appropriate position; yes, that gesture that a certain Gaulish person is best at.

"If you want to make a move, go ahead, but I must remind you, I have congenital heart disease; if you make a move, I will lie down."

"Also, everything in the car is being recorded."

Never would he have thought that after using this sentence to deal with Liu Xu's parents at the entrance of the Court, he would have to do it again here.

But Zhou Yi had learned when chatting with Lawyer Fang before that in this situation, as long as one fights back, it is definitely Mutual Fighting.

It would just be like that when the time comes.

So he did not intend to make a move, but he was also unwilling to be beaten, so he could only use this method to make the other party a bit wary.

Fortunately, the young man opposite still had some sense, and his little girlfriend, who had performed the Human Flesh Cutting In, had already come over to persuade him.

The light in front had already turned green, and the cars behind were honking their horns frantically.

Zhou Yi could understand their feelings; the car in front had stopped for no good reason.

However, understanding was one thing, but what needed to be done still had to be done.

Seeing that there was still no movement despite the honking, someone had already gotten out of their car.

"What's going on? You're stopping at a traffic light intersection?" A middle-aged man walked over and started shouting.

"Do you think I want to? This person is just like a lunatic; otherwise, it would have cleared up long ago."

Before Zhou Yi could speak, the young man had already started pointing fingers.

Seeing the middle-aged man's suspicious look, Zhou Yi shouted: "That's strange, just because you want to cut in, I have to let you? And with Human Flesh Cutting In at that?"

"You couldn't cut in, and now that there's a traffic jam, you blame me? Is there no place that makes sense these days?"

The middle-aged man behind had already understood; it was nothing more than the usual business of cutting in and not letting someone cut in, so he looked at Zhou Yi and said: "Alright, alright, little brother, stop arguing, just let him go."

"It's not worth it for such a small matter, and you're blocking the road."

"Why don't you look, this green light is about to pass, and everyone will have to wait for another green light."

The young man also nodded and said: "Exactly, if you had let me go earlier, it would have cleared up earlier, you really have a problem."

Zhou Yi looked back at the middle-aged man and said: "I've been waiting in line for so long, does he get to cut in just because he wants to? On what grounds?"

The middle-aged man was already a bit anxious: "What grounds? Who hasn't been waiting in line for so long? You are a bit unreasonable, aren't you?"

"If you don't move, the traffic will be blocked even longer, don't you know that? You can't even understand this simple logic, why are you even driving!"

"Exactly, why don't you tell him not to cut in? If he didn't cut in, once I move, wouldn't the road be clear?" Zhou Yi looked at the middle-aged man as well.

The middle-aged man was stunned; it seemed that was the case, but why did he start by persuading this young man to move?

Could it be because that young man looked aggressive, while this young man looked easy to talk to?

Zhou Yi no longer paid any attention to the middle-aged man behind, but just looked at the young man and said: "You're not moving, right? Then let's continue, wait for the Traffic Police Team to come."

"I can wait like this for a whole day!"

Seeing that there was no other way, and he couldn't go forward anymore because he had reached the solid line, he would lose three points if he changed lanes here.

Therefore, the young man could only curse and swear as he got back into the car and drove into the straight lane.

Zhou Yi waited until the other party entered the solid line area before getting into his car; in any case, this round of green light had already passed, and he would have to wait for another red light.

Sitting in the car, looking at the traffic light in front, Zhou Yi's expression was very unpleasant.

He had known from the very beginning that being a stickler for principles was not a good term.

Especially when being a stickler for principles at certain times, it would cause trouble for others.

Like that middle-aged man behind, were they wrong? They weren't wrong either.

They just wanted to leave quickly, because the two cars' stubbornness had already affected them.

So it doesn't matter, what should be reported must still be reported; once he's done, he'll take this Dash Cam footage directly to the Traffic Police Team!

As for the possibility of being punished himself, that didn't matter.

Presenting facts and reasoning is not just for others, but also for oneself.

If you are wrong, you must admit it; it's that simple.

Of course, Zhou Yi did not know that the young man in the car in front was also talking to his girlfriend.

"He has a Dash Cam, won't he go and report us?" the girl said with some worry.

The young man looked indifferent: "What are you afraid of? We didn't break the law. Besides, didn't he also get out of the car and block our car? That was also a dangerous act; he's lucky he wasn't caught by the traffic police, and he's going to take the initiative to report us?"

"Impossible, that person isn't actually sick; how could he do something so self-defeating?"

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The previous incident seemed to be just a small interlude; driving onto the highway, the wilderness speeding past on both sides made Zhou Yi's mood better, not so depressed.

It's just a pity that good times don't last; perhaps because today is a holiday, the highway is free, and the number of cars on the highway is terrifying.

Then, not knowing what happened in front, it naturally got jammed.

It was packed full in front, behind, left, and right; oh wait, there was still an emergency lane on the side.

Traffic jams on the highway were not unfamiliar to Zhou Yi; when he was in college, the high-speed rail to Lincheng hadn't been connected yet, and train tickets were extremely hard to buy.

Especially during every holiday, he would really be guarding the app to refresh it; it could truly be called snatching tickets.

It only got better after the high-speed rail was connected; there were many departures, and the speed was fast.

So usually when there was a holiday, he would take an unlicensed taxi back, and then there would be a huge traffic jam on the road, the kind that could make people completely dumbfounded.

Jammed from day until night.

It was boring; the main thing was not knowing what happened in front, it was highly likely a car accident, otherwise it wouldn't be completely immobile.

Since he had nothing to do, Zhou Yi looked at his phone; how about livestreaming for everyone for a while?

Anyway, like beating a child on a rainy day, he was idle anyway.

It was a good time to tell everyone about the previous incident; it was too small, no need to film a video.

He put on his mask and sunglasses; although in this situation, if everyone wanted to check, they could find him, but... it was better to be safe.

The livestream started quickly, and Zhou Yi waited quietly for the audience to come in.

With his current fan base and popularity, basically as soon as the livestream started, many people received notifications.

Pusa Xiong was almost the first to enter the livestream room, and as soon as he entered, he started shouting: "Holy crap, the donkey from the production team is actually livestreaming?"

"The District Bully goes on an expedition, and not a blade of grass grows; speaking of which, who does the District Bully want to send in today?"

"Is this the legendary District Bully? Ah... my eyes!"

All sorts of comments began to appear. Once there were a few more people, Zhou Yi started to smile and said, "Hello everyone, I am A Yi, and I am currently on my way home."

"And then there was a traffic jam. I had nothing to do, so I wanted to chat with everyone."

Pusa Xiong: "The content creator actually thought of us when he was bored; he has us in his heart!"

Damn... this corporate-level interpretation made Zhou Yi feel that he and his audience were a bit out of sync...

"I am currently on the expressway. I don't know what happened up ahead, but there is a traffic jam, and this beside me is the emergency lane."

Zhou Yi raised his phone to show everyone, but no sooner had he finished speaking than he saw a car speeding through the emergency lane.

"Look, there's a 'Big Smarty'!"

"Oh, 'Big Smarty' is the nickname I gave to these people who occupy the emergency lane. It's for those who think they are very smart, and that everyone else waiting in line is an idiot."

Zhou Yi's explanation made everyone in the live stream burst into laughter.

However, everyone quickly became interested.

"Pigeon Spirit, since you're idle anyway, hurry up and film these 'Big Smarties' occupying the emergency lane, then go report them!"

"Exactly, I don't know why, but watching them unscrupulously occupy the emergency lane makes me feel very uncomfortable!"

Such a thought is actually very normal; you are following the rules, but others are unscrupulously breaking the rules without being punished, and instead gaining benefits (saving time).

Then you will definitely feel uncomfortable. Why should they? I am waiting in line here, while they are over there occupying the emergency lane.

This is why every time you see those 'Big Smarties' get stopped by the traffic police, it feels especially satisfying...

Especially for friends who drive, they might even be unable to help but sing a song!

Since the live stream was already on, he went along with everyone's wishes.

Zhou Yi began to aim his phone at the emergency lane, then took out his Sports Camera and turned on the snapshot function.

Expensive definitely has its advantages; Mr. Wang Duoyu knows this best.

The video, plus the captured Photo, guarantees that the license plate number can be seen very clearly, no less than the capture of a Monitoring Camera.

"Look, another 'Big Smarty'. In this short amount of time, there have actually been five 'Big Smarties'!"

Zhou Yi looked at his phone and said, "I wonder if they are really in such a rush to be reincarnated? If there was a car accident ahead, and they occupy the emergency lane like this, then the ambulances and police cars behind won't be able to get through."

"The traffic jam will last even longer!"

As soon as Zhou Yi's words fell, he heard the sound of sirens wailing from behind...

I really called it!

On the Qingming holiday, I dedicate this chapter to those 'Big Smarties' who cut in line, drive against traffic, and occupy the emergency lane.

(End of chapter)