Prev
Ch. 197 / 60433%
Next

Chapter 197: I Don't Care, These Are Our Rules! (Seeking Monthly Votes)

~15 min read 2,904 words

Seeing Lawyer Fang's eyes seemingly glowing, Zhou Yi hurriedly said, "No, Lawyer Fang, not yet!"

Right now it's just a video, and to be honest, what this Self-Media is reporting is also quite normal.

A certain stranger woman scolded a fresh meat on the spot; although there was no context, they didn't fabricate anything false either.

Upon hearing this, the glow in Lawyer Fang's eyes dimmed slightly: "Oh, you don't? Then never mind..."

Good grief, Lawyer Fang hasn't moved on from the last incident yet, it's basically PTSD.

Being pedantic is fine, of course, but you can't let life consist only of being pedantic!

If one really lived such a life, then honestly, that wouldn't be a normal person, but a pedantic machine.

Zhou Yi had discovered before that he had that kind of impulse, and under the system's influence, he would even actively want to go looking for trouble, so he quickly pulled back from the brink.

Be a little more peaceful; the charity fund is used where charity should be done, and the car-buying fund hasn't been touched yet.

Still need to let Lawyer Fang calm down; it seems we should take a good look around Dreamland later.

"I don't know how the comments are, let me take a look first."

Previously, there were often ordinary people who were targeted by celebrities and then swarmed by fans, so Zhou Yi was also worried about what would happen if Zhou Xinran got swarmed.

Could it be another Lawsuit that shocks the whole internet?

As it turned out, opening the comment section, he realized something was wrong.

"Holy crap, what a cool sister. No, I can't help it, she scolded him well! Although I don't know why she scolded him, she scolded him well!"

"Look at that fresh meat opposite, what kind of thing is that? This sister is really too dashing, I like her. I want all her information within three minutes!"

"So, does anyone know who this sister is? I remember seeing her somewhere before..."

This comment section isn't right. Shouldn't Zhou Cainiao be swarmed by that fresh meat's fans until even her own mother wouldn't recognize her?

Yet now it's actually so harmonious; these people are all saying things like "sister is so cool" and "sister, please ravage me."

This is no different from the comments on Bilibili.

It almost made Zhou Yi think this was under his own Video Part Two.

But this is just under a third-rate Self-Media's video.

Damn it, is this what double standards are?

Is being pretty all that great!

At this moment, Zhou Xinran and Lawyer Fang also leaned over to see these comments, and Lawyer Fang could only smile and shake his head.

"This situation... who could have imagined it."

"But this is also normal; you really can't explain public opinion on the internet clearly."

Lawyer Fang paused and said: "Zhou Yi, do you remember the news about a wanted notice before? There was a female fugitive in it, remember?"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Yi started to rack his brain; when he and Lawyer Fang had nothing to do, they would discuss all sorts of problems.

Besides questions like "how to legally take revenge on a Company" and "how to legally cause someone Serious Injury," they would also discuss some social hot topics.

For example, this female fugitive.

Who could have imagined that after the authorities issued the wanted notice, the comments under this female fugitive were all things like "wow, so pretty."

Even if they were a bit more excessive, it was "you are a beauty, why become a thief."

It makes people feel like they are all crazy; that's a wanted criminal!

"Oh, I remember now, then it's normal for this situation to occur..." Zhou Yi nodded and said.

Zhou Xinran is much better looking than that whatever female fugitive.

What can one say, these guys on the internet are all lechers, each and every one of them used to judging people by their appearance.

"Looking at this video, it should have been filmed by someone from that celebrity's side yesterday. I guess they didn't expect this situation to happen themselves," Zhou Yi laughed.

Zhou Xinran didn't speak, just watched the two men discussing, occasionally a faint smile appearing at the corners of her mouth.

So annoying, I want to be a woman who becomes a great Lawyer, I don't want to rely on my looks to be a vase.

Zhou Yi continued to look down, and sure enough, someone had already recognized Zhou Xinran.

"Isn't this the Lawyer sister from A Yi's videos? This temperament, it's absolutely impossible for me to forget!"

Needless to say, this must be one of his audience members, and a veteran lecher at that.

Once the identity was known, someone hurriedly asked where to watch, and invisibly, it actually drove traffic to Zhou Mouren again.

Zhou Yi flipped through other videos, and unsurprisingly, this video didn't let Zhou Xinran be subjected to Internet Violence at all; on the contrary, she seems to be getting famous...

"Speaking of which, this guy must have bought a press release, wanting to smear her, but didn't expect to be counter-killed by Lawyer Zhou..."

Zhou Yi laughed.

It really must have been a bought press release, because there were many small videos released at the same time, and the descriptions and everything were no different.

A small matter inexplicably starts to go viral across the whole internet; no need to ask, there must be a pusher behind it.

Otherwise, why do you think major internet Companies are fighting for traffic with their lives, right?

It's just that Zhou Yi doesn't quite understand why the other party only dared to use a title like "A certain stranger woman scolds Deng Yi."

If they had changed it slightly to a title like "Deng Yi was scolded by a stranger woman for no reason, the other party called Deng Yi a dead sissy," that could have triggered fan opposition in minutes.

So the question arises, why wasn't there any fan circle this time.

Fan circles are extremely terrifying; Zhou Yi knew back then that on Sina Weibo, someone evaluated the daughter of a certain deadbeat, and unexpectedly, a post with zero retweets was swarmed by the other party's fans...

In minutes they obtained his personal information, mainly the university he was attending, and tagged the university's name, posting "The school must handle this seriously and expel the other party."

What kind of school is this school? It is the Zhongnan University of Economics and Law, also one of the Five Institutes and Four Departments...

What kind of place are the Five Institutes and Four Departments? That is the place where the country's top Legal Person talent gathers.

It's the place where the owner of the printing shop on campus needs to write three pages of explanation just to raise the price by thirty cents, listing and calculating the increased paper costs, labor costs, rent, and other expenses one by one!

Naturally, the school didn't care at all, only saying one sentence:

Collective blind obedience will drown out individual rationality; once an individual classifies themselves into that group, their original independent rationality will be drowned out by the ignorant madness of the group.

In the end, it was naturally the celebrity themselves who apologized, followed by the head of their fan club.

And what's absurd is that originally, nobody knew about this matter, but as a result of these fans' actions, everyone knows now...

Which is to say, the fans really seem to be hoping for their older brothers and sisters to go inside; we don't know why either.

However, when Zhou Yi went on Weibo, he discovered that it wasn't that the other side's fans weren't smearing him, but that they had just posted a Weibo entry when they were swarmed by a bunch of guys from who knows where.

You say, what's wrong with my Lawyer sister? Did she do anything wrong?

Can you smear her just based on a video like this that lacks context?

Zhou Yi inexplicably felt that these words were quite similar to the "lecherous fans" in his own video comment section, and after asking Yuan Jie, he learned that it was organized spontaneously by Zhou Xinran's own audience members.

After chatting with Zhou Yi last time, Zhou Xinran had set up a new account, naming it "Law Student Rookie Zhou."

You ask why she didn't use her original account? Unless she were dead, that account must absolutely never be known to anyone!

Thanks to the traffic Zhou Yi directed, she is doing quite well now, so when someone said Rookie Zhou had been targeted, everyone expressed that this was absolutely intolerable!

And those bored-to-death audience members of Zhou Yi all joined in as well...

This is just fucking absurd; is the power of "lecherous fans" stronger than that of the fan circle?

Regarding this, Zhou Yi could only silently send the video he had filmed earlier to Yuan Jie, reminding her to increase the intensity, but absolutely no Internet Violence.

Fang Dazhuang and Zhou Xinran also finally figured out the situation, and Zhou Xinran hurriedly said a word in her fan group: being serious is fine, but no Internet Violence.

Zhou Mouren has now realized that he is already a bona fide big Up Master, and compared to those other Up Masters, his fan stickiness is exceptionally strong!

Because everyone watched him be serious all the way up, it led to the big guys also being particularly serious...

Nowadays, the most heated discussion in the comment section is "how to exploit loopholes in the Criminal Law"; anyway, it's quite absurd, making anyone who sees it feel like it's "criminal."

With no lawsuit to fight, Fang Dazhuang took the two of them to eat.

Naturally, they didn't know that at this moment, the team behind the "little fresh meat" was completely dumbfounded.

According to past experience, once such a video was posted, the fans would definitely spontaneously protect their cutest brother.

Look, brother was scolded by that woman; we must definitely find the other party and make her apologize!

As it turned out, a whole day had passed, and there wasn't even the slightest movement in the Human Flesh Search; some Weibo posts by die-hard fans were even swarmed.

Has everyone on the internet suddenly become law-abiding now?

Of course they didn't know that Jingzhou was still busy with all sorts of publicity!

Wang Hui was sentenced to five years directly for the Crime of Infringing on Personal Information; a perfectly good family was shattered.

This is a key target for publicity!

Being at the center of the storm, and through the introduction of some people, someone had already recognized that this woman was exactly one of the lawyers from those Criminal Private Prosecution cases on the Jingzhou City program earlier.

At the very least, for now, the assistant Xiao Hui knew these details.

"So that woman is Self-Media? We spent so much money buying promotional articles, and it ended up helping her gain a bunch of followers instead?" the "little fresh meat" brother said there with a blank expression.

Assistant Xiao Hui nodded: "It seems... it seems that way. We really aren't in a good position to act here because it's been too tight lately; many heads of the Internet Water Army don't dare to mess around."

"But I have so many fans, how come I'm not even as good as her few fans!"

No one spoke, and Xiao Hui didn't speak either; it was an obvious matter: a small traffic star created by hype and spending money, facing a piece of Self-Media with extremely high fan activity, it's normal to be crushed in seconds.

Not to mention that behind that piece of Self-Media is another piece of Self-Media that is a bit absurd; nowadays, many people walk around the other party, not even daring to write smear pieces.

Xiao Hui glanced at the phone again and suddenly said: "It's bad, the other party has released the full video!"

The "little fresh meat" typed "GG"...

The matter ended from an angle no one expected; the "little fresh meat" publicly apologized, saying he shouldn't have done that in a public place.

Quite a few people suddenly felt that the "being serious" persona was quite good and could let their own celebrities adopt a "serious" persona.

…………

Zhou Yi naturally didn't care about these, because today was the day they were going to Dreamland.

The camera, which had been living a very good life after following Zhou Yi, had already been prepared; Zhou Mouren intended to take some high-quality photos to show the Company's Employees when he got back.

Everyone needs to work a little harder so that next year your boss can change to a better lens!

There's no helping it; he can't take people on trips directly like President Pei, so this is all he can do.

The tickets had been bought long ago; at this very moment, the three of them were already standing at the entrance of the park, staring blankly at the long line in front.

Although they had thought there would be a lot of people before coming, they hadn't expected there to be this many!

"How about... we go back?" Zhou Mouren suggested.

Zhou Xinran beside him was a bit hesitant because the fans had helped her before, so she had promised the other party she would take some good photos when coming to the park this time.

She had already agreed with Zhou Yi.

"Since we're already here..."

These words were truly not wrong at all; since they were already here, if they went back now, wouldn't it have been for nothing?

"Alright then, let's just wait in line first."

The three of them followed to the very end of the line, and as a result, a young woman in front turned her head to look and immediately smiled.

"Eh, Professor Fang, you guys are here too!"

Following the voice, several young women turned around, smiling brightly; they were exactly the few young women who had listened very seriously during the lecture at the school, and they were from the same dormitory.

"Yes, what a coincidence that you are here too!" Fang Dazhuang smiled and said.

Both sides chatted casually like this; this waiting in line was truly too boring, and it wasn't bad to have someone they knew to chat with.

It's just that the food and drink they were carrying were quite heavy, and standing under the sun in line for a while made them feel very tired.

But there was no choice; they heard it was quite big inside and they would have to spend a whole day touring, so once inside, they would definitely have to eat and drink water.

And one could know with their butt that things in a scenic spot wouldn't be cheap, right?

Although he had money now, Zhou Yi was still the same as before; his parents had taught him not to buy things in scenic spots.

Fang Dazhuang in front was already chatting enthusiastically with the few young women.

"Professor Fang, I've heard that the Legal Department of Dreamland is world-famous. Even if you were stranded on a desert island and drew a Mickey Mouse to call for help, the Legal Department would cross mountains and seas to find you for Legal Aid, is that right?"

"That is certainly true. Their Legal Department is indeed very strong, extremely strong. Their protection of Intellectual Property Rights has reached an absurd level..."

Speaking of the law, Fang Dazhuang was no longer sleepy. As a senior Legal Person, he not only knew a lot about legal knowledge but also knew a lot about these kinds of legal memes.

Such as "If you don't love me, I'll die," if that person really dies, has the other party committed a crime, and if a girlfriend and mother fall into a river at the same time, under what circumstances is it a Non-action Crime, and so on...

These are all topics that make others feel their scalps tingle, but they chatted about them with great relish.

Just like that, chatting away, it was finally their turn.

Standing at the entrance was the Dreamland staff member Xiao Liu, who caught sight of the bags on the few people at a glance.

"I'm sorry, could you few wait a moment? Do you have any food with you? If you have food, you cannot enter the park!"

"What? We can't bring food?" A girl from the University of Political Science and Law in front asked in confusion, and just as she was about to say something, she was stopped by her friend beside her.

"Hello, we didn't bring any food."

"That won't do, you have to let me check your bags!" Xiao Liu said, looking at the group of people in front.

"This is our park's regulation!"

Finally finished the work before twelve o'clock. Making up for the missed updates, still owe fifty-six thousand words. After twelve o'clock it will be Monday, routinely asking for recommendation votes. The plot regarding celebrities will be a series, everyone rest assured, there is also PDD, all will be arranged.

Thanks to 9. Wushiyin, Xiao Shufu, 2569 Shuchongkun, Xiaoyao Lingchen, thank you to these big brothers for the tips, thank you.

(End of this chapter)

◈

End of Chapter

Prev
Ch. 197 / 60433%
Next