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Chapter 293: Lawyer Fang's Class is Now in Session! (Second Update)

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Nanshi, the provincial capital city of Heluo Province.

At home, Xu Yu was grinning at the camera in various ways; as a rich second-generation, not going out to pick up girls or Pretending to be Cool to slap faces, but actually taking a liking to arguing online, it was quite absurd.

But in essence, it was the same; he was also Pretending to be Cool and slapping faces online, frequently saying how great he was under some comment.

Everyone was used to people making up stories on Zhihu, so they would definitely think he was bragging, and then he would post all sorts of Photos to slap their faces.

This kind of behavior could make Xu Yu happy for a long time.

Of course, pleasure actually has a threshold; by comparison, the pleasure brought by text and Photos was still not as direct as the pleasure brought by video.

That is a kind of stimulation that acts directly on your vision.

Of course, although visual stimulation is direct enough, if it lasts too long, it becomes excessive, eventually making many people unable to help but return to fiddling with text.

This is reflected in novels; even though adult films are highly developed, people are still very keen on Liu Bei literature—that is the logic.

Thus, Xu Yu started a livestream, and his daily content was showing off to everyone that his family was rich.

And then... strangely, he gained many supporters.

It is truly strange; even though this rich person cannot bring you any benefits, and he doesn't even really send out red envelopes, it is just strange that many people highly admire him.

Xu Yu's daily routine also included arguing with Netizens, like right now.

"I am very law-abiding, what law did I break? Saying I cursed people, insulted them, or whatever—I pay money, it's not like I don't pay. He can go ahead and file a Lawsuit against me; I didn't stop him, did I!"

"No way, I'm just rich, I was born well. Are you envious? You struggle and strive but can't even catch up to my birth conditions—what kind of thing are you!"

"By what right can your ten years of hard study surpass my family's three generations of effort!"

This was Xu Yu's core viewpoint: my family is rich, that was earned by my parents, my grandparents, and me—three generations of struggle, even though my contribution wasn't much.

But you want to surpass my family just by struggling and striving?

Anyone who dared to curse him was banned; anyway, Xu Yu felt very happy right now. Who said the water online was deep? Isn't it clearly very shallow?

Xu Yu now felt that livestreaming was truly a good thing; he could Pretend to be Cool and make money at the same time. He decided he would just livestream from now on.

"666, how about that, Big Brother is still awesome. So what if he's rich? Can't he show off money that was earned legally and reasonably?"

"Exactly, some people are just jealous. Jealous that he's rich, but this money was earned by his family's generations of effort. If you're jealous of him, why didn't you make your parents strive harder!"

"Anyway, I think Big Brother is right. Why be so serious? Wouldn't you stay far away from such people if you met them in real life? Isn't that just being a troublemaker? If you want money, just say it clearly. He even said it himself: go file a Lawsuit, and every time you win, I'll pay."

"You can't just make someone go inside out of thin air."

There were many similar comments, which made Xu Yu very happy. However, just as he was happy, he heard the doorbell ring outside.

His house was a large villa, the very kind of large villa that some handsome guy dreams of.

Xu Yu didn't bother when the doorbell rang; there was a dedicated housekeeper at home.

The housekeeper looked at the video intercom at the door and didn't see anyone, so she asked, "Hello, who is it?"

People from the family all had keys and didn't need to ring the doorbell.

Two figures soon appeared on the video intercom, and along with the figures, a piece of identification appeared.

"Hello, we're from the Police Station."

Why would people from the Police Station come to the house? The housekeeper was a bit strange, and she began to hesitate whether she should open the door.

Subconsciously, she still took out her phone and called Xu Yu's mother.

This was just like many grassroots security guards; they are all told not to open the door easily, so they don't want any trouble.

"You're saying people from the Police Station went to our house? That's strange, only Xiao Yu is at home. Why are they coming to our house? Forget it, let them in; just call me if anything happens."

After hanging up, the housekeeper hurried to open the door, and two police officers walked in.

"What... are you here for?" The housekeeper hesitated for a moment before asking.

One of the younger police officers spoke up: "Hello, comrade, we are here to find Xu Yu. Is he home right now?"

"Xu Yu?" The housekeeper subconsciously looked upstairs and still nodded: "He is upstairs."

The police officer in front nodded and walked toward the stairs. Seeing this, the housekeeper hurriedly stopped them.

"Hey, wait, you haven't said what you're here for!"

Seeing one of them looking suspicious, she hurriedly explained: "I... I am their family's nanny."

"Then you can notify Xu Yu's family members; we are taking Xu Yu back to accept an investigation!"

What? The housekeeper was stunned. Xu Yu was going to be taken away to accept an investigation?

She hurriedly dialed his mother's phone, and Xu Yu's mother's reaction in the call was the same.

"Which Police Station are they from? You tell them to wait for a moment, just say I'll be back immediately!"

After speaking, she hung up. The housekeeper stood there looking bewildered. They had already shown their identification to take someone away; she was just a nanny in the house, what ability did she have to make people wait?

But since they had said so, she could only hurry to follow them upstairs.

Upstairs, the popularity of Xu Yu's livestream was already very high; although it was still far behind those big Anchors, for a newcomer like him, it was really not bad.

It could also show that online, traffic is traffic; even if he was cursed at a lot, that was still traffic.

Many people felt that some online Anchors had already become memes, with talk of the water being too deep, and selling wine or goods being criticized in various ways—why could they still continue to do it with a thick face?

Just kidding, that is popularity. Do you think being cursed at doesn't count as popularity?

At this moment, the bedroom door was knocked on.

"Didn't I tell you, I know when I'm being disturbed while livestreaming!" Xu Yu roared directly.

After saying that, he spoke to the livestream: "Hi, the nanny at home, uneducated, only knows how to do manual labor. Look at this, I've told her many times and she doesn't listen; I'll have to fire her tomorrow."

As a result, unexpectedly, the door opened directly, and two police officers appeared at the door, and also appeared in the livestream.

"Xu Yu, right? Your ID number is..."

What was going on? Xu Yu was stunned. The onlookers in the livestream began to recall: police showing up while livestreaming, why did this scene seem a bit familiar?

"Xu Yu, you are suspected of Picking Quarrels and Provoking Trouble. Now... we are issuing a Criminal Summons for you. Here is the Criminal Summons Document!"

Picking Quarrels and Provoking Trouble, Criminal Summons—these two terms exploded like cannonballs, directly blasting Xu Yu until he was dizzy and disoriented.

"Come with us now!"

The lead police officer stepped forward and said, preparing to take Xu Yu away.

Xu Yu suddenly started struggling and said, "No, wait, Liu Ayi, please call my parents quickly. I didn't do anything, how is this Picking Quarrels and Provoking Trouble?"

The aunt nearby hurriedly said, "Um, little comrade, I just called his mother. His mother said she would be home soon, why don't you wait a moment."

"Wait?" The police officer turned back and said, "What do you think a Criminal Summons is? And you want us to wait!"

"And you, Xu Yu, you know in your heart what you have done and what you haven't. Now, come with us!"

This person was clearly decisive; although a Criminal Summons is still a summons, reaching this step actually means you are already identified as having major suspicion.

Moreover, every citizen has the obligation to cooperate with police law enforcement; when facing law enforcement officers, the best method is to cooperate.

Inside Xu Yu's livestream room, such an exciting scene made everyone's adrenaline soar directly.

Especially those who had previously been insulted by Xu Yu in various ways.

"Wow, another one caught on livestream. I said it, his behavior was no longer just provoking A Yi, it was clearly provoking the law and the law enforcement departments. How could he possibly be fine?"

"Awesome! So satisfying! Look at him now. He has money, right? Still planning to call his mother? Call then! Does he think catching someone is like inviting them to dinner, wanting us to wait? Laughing to death."

"Where are those bootlickers from before? Oh, forgive me for being too direct, they are just bootlickers. They lick anyone with money, but look at the result, why aren't they talking now? Didn't they just say something about not stealing or robbing?"

Regarding the fact that Xu Yu was caught, many people in the livestream room now think he deserved it!

From the moment he said: I have money, so I will curse you; you can file a Lawsuit and I'll pay, but if it doesn't reach the standard, I can just delete it—and doing this again and again, even people who don't understand the law, judging by the most simple emotions, would feel that doing this is wrong!

That is not how you exploit legal loopholes; doing this is almost like directly slapping our laws in the face, okay?

Consequently, everyone was almost as happy as during the New Year, especially Zhou Yi's audience, who were calling friends and neighbors to come and watch; it could almost rival the incident with Ling Jie last time.

Being caught on a live broadcast, he is not the first, and he will not be the last.

Xu Yu was still stalling; he felt that his family had money, yet the officers never joked around and took out the Handcuffs without a word, cuffing him immediately.

If he were a child, one would certainly have to pay attention to the impact, but damn it, this man is already twenty-five, what impact is there to pay attention to? Catch him as he should be caught!

After the person was caught, the aunt had no choice but to take out her phone and continue making calls.

"You said Xiao Yu has already been taken out, and he was even put in Handcuffs? No, how did you handle this? Didn't I tell you to stop them? Couldn't you have made them wait?"

"You can't handle anything! Don't come tomorrow!"

Xu Yu's mother shouted in a fit of anger.

"It's not that, I really couldn't help it, I also..."

Before the aunt could finish her sentence, the phone on the other end hung up. Because they were livestreaming the whole time, many viewers heard this part very clearly.

That aunt had been using the speakerphone to answer the call...

Xu Yu's parents had already met up, but despite rushing, they still didn't make it in time; Xu Yu had already been taken away.

And once taken away, it's not like you can see him just because you want to, not to mention that this is someone Jingnan City wants, so the handover must be processed quickly.

Picking Quarrels and Provoking Trouble, many times, still unrepentant after the Court verdict, and emphasizing that he was exploiting legal loopholes, causing the victim to become depressed.

This was Lawyer Fang's arrangement; words on the internet can kill, so never think that you can say whatever you want online.

Even more, don't think that just because you understand the law, you will be fine.

The best swimmers are the ones who drown; a half-full bottle of vinegar is always sloshing around.

Xu Yu's parents had also hired a Lawyer; Xiao Yu is still a child, he hasn't even married yet, he still has a bright life ahead, so if he can be found not guilty, then let him be not guilty.

For every young person who commits a crime, the parents always say this.

They want others to be understanding; after all, the mistake is made, and the person has repented, so let's not send them to prison.

Otherwise, wouldn't a perfectly good young person be ruined?

Zhou Yi used to refute such remarks, but now, he is too lazy to even speak, and he also understands why Lawyer Fang wouldn't argue over such issues.

Because it's unnecessary; after arguing for a long time, you can't convince them anyway. Unless you let their child avoid prison, it's just a waste of breath.

The law will teach them.

Zhou Yi no longer intends to manage the matters regarding Pusa Xiong; follow the procedure: Public Prosecution Case belongs to Public Prosecution, Private Prosecution belongs to Private Prosecution, and civil matters belong to civil matters.

What he needs to do now is to release the video.

The onlookers online can no longer wait.

However, even so, Zhou Yi still waited for Xu Yu's arrest operation to end and for the Propaganda Department to send over the relevant material before he started making the video.

Just like before, the editing and scriptwriting had their own workers; Zhou Mouren only needed to be responsible for the final voiceover and review.

This episode of the video, compared to the previous ones, was at least seven minutes longer!

There was no help for it; there was simply too much that needed to be said. So many defendants, so many caught and brought back, and it can be said that every person caught has a story behind them.

Even if only a few were selected, the content was already very substantial.

Fortunately, Zhou Yi remembered that he was making a video, not filming a legal documentary.

That is the work of the Jingnan City Propaganda Department; they have already decided to film this event as a legal documentary, capturing all the various people and all kinds of events involved.

A sixty-year-old man dressing as a woman to curse people, three men impersonating girls to commit fraud, stirring up trouble, accepting foreign funding, and also going to someone's door for Mediation but then hitting someone, only to be met with Legitimate Defense, and then being sued in a Criminal Private Prosecution...

In short, a stark contrast was formed between the bizarre society and the orderly law.

"Hello, my dear audience, hello everyone. I am your old friend A Yi. You must have missed me, right? Yes, put down your middle fingers first. It wasn't that I cut the video on purpose; there was a reason."

"Today, I will tell you about the aftermath of the whole event. Honestly, sometimes if you don't look carefully, you wouldn't know there are so many weirdos on the internet."

Then Zhou Yi began to introduce those classic characters, especially those three guys, whose screen name was Ice Lemon Tea, but who turned out to be dead-fat guys with long, thick leg hair.

And Zhou Mouren also had a very wicked sense of humor, revealing the hundreds of accounts on those three guys' computers.

Didn't they say they committed fraud? Then there must be people who were deceived. Today, let me show you what the 'little sister' who keeps calling you 'good brother' on WeChat is actually like.

Do you really think wives fall from the sky? Wake up! You are not the Cowherd, nor are you Xu Xian, and you are certainly not Dong Yong!

"In short, everything is very harmonious now. The other party made a move, I fought back causing them a Slight Injury, but they still have to pay me money, and they even have to go inside, while I am completely fine. Learn from this; this is called Legitimate Defense!"

"And, if you have nothing to do, don't think about provoking the law or provoking law enforcement departments. Believe me, look up Picking Quarrels and Provoking Trouble; getting caught on a livestream is quite a talent."

These are all standard items, and at the end of the video, Zhou Yi attached the things that Fang Dazhuang had told everyone after he got drunk before.

Legitimate Defense, Lawyer Fang's class is now in session, Mom no longer has to worry about us not being criminal!

Carefully checked that there were no issues, click upload!

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