Chapter 550: Hou Laoban Teaches Shi Yong a Method
Shi Yong opened the door and saw Ding Li.
Ding Li, seeing Shi Yong, hurriedly said, "Yong Ge!"
"Ding Li, I want to discuss something with you."
"What is it, Yong Ge? You speak."
"That is, from now on you'll be in charge of the mine. I'm asking you, has the Security Section Chief of your section been decided?" Shi Yong asked.
"I haven't considered this yet," Ding Li said.
"How can you not consider something this important? The Security Section is one of the most important departments on the mine. It not only handles the mine's entire production but also protects the personal safety of all workers."
"We two brothers have gone whoring together; we're the closest of friends. Let me be the Security Section Chief."
"I only went to Qi He Kuang for your sake." Shi Yong reached out and shook Ding Li's hand.
"Yong Ge, when have I ever gone whoring with you? I, Ding Li, am not that kind of person. This matter, I'll listen to Zhao Ge." Ding Li looked at me and said.
I laughed.
"Ding Li, let's talk about this later. You're here to get money, right?"
"Yeah, Xiao Feng Jie arranged for me to get the money early. After getting the money, I'll go home to see my parents."
"Tomorrow, as long as I hand over this one million, I can complete the procedures."
I nodded,
took a bag from the room and handed it to Ding Li,
"This is one million. Hurry up and handle it tomorrow. Don't forget to change the legal representative."
Ding Li took it, nodded, and left.
Shi Yong then watched Ding Li's back,
"Don't forget, Ding Li. This matter is settled as such. Ding Li, you're so forgetful. In Sijiucheng, we once went to a bathhouse together to look for ladies."
Shi Yong muttered.
I shook my head, laughing: "You've looked for them, I believe you. Ding Li won't go looking."
"Brother, you believe me. I'm telling the truth; we played together. If you don't believe me, let's go to Sijiucheng right now and ask at that bathhouse." Shi Yong said then.
"Enough, I can't be bothered with your nonsense. Shi Yong, do you really want to be the Security Section Chief of Qi He Kuang?" I asked.
"Brother, no joke. I just want to be the Security Section Chief. This is my forte."
"Being good at being Security Section Chief? That's the first I've heard. You're going to Qi He Kuang, but I can't be without people around me." I said, looking at Shi Yong.
"You don't need protection here for now. Qi He Kuang is important; I need to go there quickly and rebuild the Security Section's team."
"Otherwise, I, Shi Yong, will have no influence at Qi He Kuang." Shi Yong said anxiously.
"Alright, I promise you, Shi Yong. You can serve as an Honorary Section Chief. Come over whenever I need you. Does that work?"
"It must have real authority." Shi Yong said.
"It must. How about this: go call Hou Laoban over; I have something to discuss with him." I said.
Upon hearing me say that, Shi Yong instantly became overjoyed.
He bounced down the stairs to find Hou Laoban.
Soon Shi Yong and Hou Laoban came up together.
The two whispered about something.
Hou Laoban gestured with his hand, and Shi Yong kept nodding.
As Hou Laoban entered the room and saw me,
"Jianqiang Brother, you're looking for me. Any orders?"
"Oh, Hou Laoban, no need for that word. I'm looking for you just to give you something. The other day we ate and drank a lot of your fine wine; I felt bad, so I specially bought a case of wine to give you." I laughed.
"Jianqiang Brother, no reward without merit. That little wine last time is nothing; being able to eat with you is my honor."
Hou Laoban said politely.
"Shi Yong, move this case of wine over to Hou Laoban." I told Shi Yong.
Shi Yong immediately carried a case of wine from the room,
"Hou Laoban, don't stand on ceremony. This is my brother's intention, and also my own, Shi Yong. You've taught me many methods; if any work, I'll surely treat you well next time."
Hou Laoban's face turned red.
Shi Yong carried the wine away.
Only I and Hou Laoban remained in the room.
"Jianqiang Brother, you didn't call me just to give me a case of wine, did you?" Hou Laoban said, fingering his prayer beads.
"Hou Laoban, I want you to help contact Tian Shi to see if he's free; I have something to discuss with him." I said.
"Jianqiang Brother, you can contact Tian Shi directly; why go through me?" Hou Laoban asked, smiling.
"Oh, Hou Laoban, I've only had one drink with Tian Shi and we're not that close; I'm afraid I can't pin him down. As you know, your relationship with him is solid, so I wanted you to help." I laughed, pulling out a cigarette.
"Don't smoke; smoking is bad for your health. Jianqiang Brother, I advise you to smoke less. Health is more important than anything. Since you're asking me to help, I'll contact Tian Shi; if he has no time, there's nothing I can do." Hou Laoban said.
"Alright, thanks, Hou Laoban. I'm not into health preservation anyway; life and death are fate, wealth and rank are heaven's will. I'll just live each day happily." I laughed, lighting up a cigarette.
Hou Laoban hurriedly left my room.
Soon Shi Yong came back.
I hurriedly asked Shi Yong, "What did Hou Laoban teach you that you're so grateful for?"
"Brother, it's about men's health. My condition—you know it well. Damn, because of this I've suffered so much humiliation." Shi Yong cursed then.
I almost laughed out loud,
"Is Hou Laoban's method effective?"
"I don't know; I haven't tried it yet. Tonight I'll give it a shot. Damn, that Hou Laoban always takes so long—turns out he has a secret trick." Shi Yong sighed.
I took a puff of a cigarette,
Looking at Shi Yong, I thought to myself, this Shi Yong, he's been worrying all day about this matter. No need to ask, Shen Honghong's mocking him is also for this reason.
I hope Hou Laoban's method works, turning Shi Yong into a real man.
Hou Laoban really, what health preservation, bullshit, it's all about male-female dual cultivation; such a poor student, what's the use.
The more you nurture, the faster you die.
I said to myself,
Just then Hou Laoban came back,
"Jianqiang brother, I asked Tian Shi, he said he's free tonight."
"Just have you wait for him at the hotel; he'll come find you."
"Oh, thank you so much, Hou Laoban." I said happily.
"No need to be polite. Jianqiang brother, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first." Hou Laoban said.
At this moment Shi Yong came out of the house,
"Hou Laoban, I still don't understand one thing. The squeezing technique you just mentioned— which part does it squeeze?"
Hou Laoban looked at me, feeling embarrassed again.
"We're all men, Hou Laoban, no need to be embarrassed. I feel you have unique, in-depth research in this area."
"If the method works, we can promote it to society to solve the unspoken difficulties of the vast male compatriots." I laughed.
"This, I haven't thought about it. However, Buddha said, helping others is crossing oneself; I wonder if this counts as a good deed." Hou Laoban looked at me and asked.
"It should count; anything that benefits the masses is a good deed." I laughed.
"Oh, you guys don't have to be so profound, it's just about that little thing in the pants. Hou Laoban, if it works tonight, tell me how I should thank you. I, Shi Yong, have this weakness; if it's resolved, I'll be invincible." Shi Yong shouted.
Hou Laoban quickly waved his hands,
"Shi Yong brother, saying it like that makes it vulgar. This is called health-preserving dual cultivation."
"It's not what you think."
End of Chapter
