Chapter 197: Exploding the Internet

Adibala: "No way, I haven't heard any rumors!"

Big Data Xiao Mang: "The Xia Country supersonic plane is real, but only two people went, two young girls, and no one from France came to welcome them."

Shortly after, two blurry photos were posted, presumably taken from the airport waiting room; the photos showed two indistinct figures, two young girls.

Ge Xiang Jue Xing: "What? Could it be some second-generation official from Xia Country? Even taking the Awakening Bureau's private jet? Are these second-generation officials this arrogant?"

"Where did you get this photo?" someone @Big Data Xiao Mang.

Big Data Xiao Mang: "I've been hanging around this forum for so long, and you still ask what I do? I was the first to post Yishen's schedule before! My main job is big data analysis; I've been following Yishen, and incidentally scraped her related activities across the entire web. I found the Xia Country Awakening Bureau's plane stopped at the capital airport in France, and..."

Ge Xiang Jue Xing: "And what? Don't keep us in suspense!"

Big Data Xiao Mang: "And... maybe... perhaps... Yishen went to see the Magic Male Dancer Show..."

These few words instantly exploded the entire thread.

Adibala: "Magic Male Dancer Show? What is that? Why do you say that?"

Someone below posted an introduction to the Magic Male Dancer Show.

Yu Jian Ta: "This is a foreign reality dance show, mainly showcasing the charm of male dance. It includes themed striptease performances, such as uniform themes, suit themes, white shirt or T-shirt and jeans themes, as well as various singing and dancing performances, such as piano and guitar singing. Performers usually wear clothes of different themes to dance together, then gradually take off or tear their clothes; there are also solo performances, duets, and audience interaction."

Ke Wang Yi Ye Bao Fu: "Isn't this just the male version of striptease!"

Yishen Sect Right Guardian: "@Big Data Xiao Mang, what evidence do you have! Be careful, I'll sue you for spreading rumors!"

Yishen Sect Little Lackey: "@Big Data Xiao Mang, are you crazy? Do you know the consequences of spreading rumors? Yishen is so busy, how could she have time to watch some striptease?"

Tian Tian Pao Fu: "Why are you guys so excited? Even if she really went, what's the big deal? She works so hard, why not relax a bit? If this news is true, I actually think she's quite human after all; before, her image was too holy, simply not like a human."

Wo De Meng Zhong Qing Shen: "Yeah, yeah, I've seen the Magic Male Dancer Show online; isn't it just a few muscular men dancing shirtless on stage? Domestic nightclubs have all kinds of styles with much bigger scales than this, so what's the problem?"

Xia Chong Bu Yu: "Probably they view Yishen as Joan of Arc or some goddess who doesn't eat the smoke and fire of the human world; once Yishen deviates from their imagination, they feel deceived 【pouting】."

Xun Meng Yi Yi: "Quick, post the link, where did she go to watch the male dancer show? I want to run into Yishen by chance!"

Big Data Xiao Mang posted the address, which was exactly the place Zhang Zhang Ningning and Yang Yi went to.

Big Data Xiao Mang: "This is 9:18 PM Paris time, which is just past 3 PM Xia Country time. Xia Country Awakener Zhang Zhang Ningning and a girl with a figure very much like Yang Yi appeared in the audience of the Magic Male Dancer Show. Many audience members were filming the performance on stage, and the two figures were recorded..."

Xun Meng Yi Yi: "Oh my god! Is she still there? I want to buy a direct ticket to Paris immediately!"

Tian Tian Pao Fu: "Another day of envying the rich ladies 【crying】."

Xia Chong Bu Yu: "Same envy 【crying】【moving bricks】."

Yishen Sect Little Lackey: "No, this doesn't prove it's her either? First, the lens is very blurry; second, the face doesn't look like it!"

Adibala: "As everyone knows, Yishen can change her face 【smiling】. I think the figure does look a bit similar, the same slender build, the proportions are about the same, hmm..."

Yishen Sect Right Guardian: "This proves nothing at all! There are plenty of figures like this in the world..."

Xia Chong Bu Yu: "Oh~ Is that all the faith value you Yishen Sect followers have? Once the god in your hearts doesn't meet the standards in your minds, you break down?"

Yishen Sect Left Guardian: "Who broke down? If she likes muscular men dancing, I'll sign up for the gym tomorrow, and sign up for a dance class too! Outwork you all!"

Yishen Sect Little Lackey: "This isn't about breaking down or not; the guess itself is ridiculous, okay?!"

It can be said that the whole world was watching Yang Yi's every move; let alone these ordinary fan forums, various countries and various organizations possess more complete data analysis systems. As soon as the Awakening Bureau's supersonic plane stopped at Paris International Airport, Yang Yi's figure had already been monitored by various organizations.

And due to her carelessness—or perhaps indifference—she only changed her face shape; her body proportions didn't move at all, making it very easy to analyze that it was indeed her personally.

Soon, various videos accidentally recording her in the audience were clipped out, edited by someone into a single video, and posted on the internet's largest video website, instantly exploding the entire network.

"The God of Humanity changes appearance, appearing at a male striptease performance scene!"

"After solving alien creatures non-stop for 75 consecutive hours, Yang Yi watches striptease to seek stimulation!"

"Interview with the dancer who interacted with the God of Humanity: Still unbelievable, feel very honored!"

"Female superhero watches male striptease, is she disregarding men's rights?"

"Alien creatures continue to run rampant worldwide, yet the number one Awakener appears at a place of sound and color!"

"The apocalypse is coming, 700 million people lost globally, yet the savior bearing the hopes of all humanity is watching striptease!"

Various news headlines emerged one after another; some were full of criticism, some were to grab attention, some pointed at the mulberry while scolding the locust, some implied things indirectly, and some were simply riding the traffic wave.

It is worth mentioning that the golden-haired male dancer who interacted with Yang Yi during the performance became famous overnight, invited to be a guest on a famous French evening entertainment program, and the viewership rating of this program reached a historical high that night.

In the program, Ryan entered amidst the shrieks and cheers of the whole audience; he had a head of loose golden hair, wore a suit, with his shirt and tie loosely arranged, dressed similar to his stage performance image that day, plus his dancer's unique flair, and as soon as he appeared, he attracted the gaze of all the female audience members.

Host: "Ryan, how does it feel to become famous overnight?"

Ryan thought for a moment: "It feels like being in a dream."

Host: "Talk about it, what exactly happened that day? Did you recognize her?"

Ryan: "No. I was just dancing as usual, interacting with the audience, you know, that's my job..."

Everyone laughed heartily.

Host: "Oh~ You know, what we want to hear isn't that. What was the scene like then? Did you speak?"

Ryan: "At that time, I walked into the audience section, the girl beside her shouted at me, so I walked over. Her friend told me it was her first time, and asked me to give her some shock..."

Before the words were finished, whistles of excitement began to blow from the audience section below, and someone shouted: "Good job, I like friends like that!"

After the audience section quieted down, Ryan continued: "She was curled up in the seat; I guess she might have been a bit shy..."

A picture flashed on the big screen behind them; in the shaking lens, neon lights flickered, background music accompanied people's screams, Ryan twisted his waist dancing on a girl's lap, and even did a few hip-thrusting moves.

This clip was taken from the video with the highest click-through rate on the internet right now.

Ryan shrugged: "Yes, that was the situation at the time!"

The host laughed: "My god, she was almost shrinking into the chair! You really scared her!"

Ryan: "Yes, maybe in her eyes, I was much scarier than a monster; she kept avoiding me!"

The live audience laughed; a god who was usually high and mighty suddenly became like a human, also awkward and at a loss, which seemed very funny to people, and made the relationship with her feel closer.

The host looked at the continuously rising viewership rating on the computer, perked up: "And then? Why did you carry her onto the stage?"

Ryan: "You know, her reaction was too cute... Most girls who come here are very bold, but she was too conservative, so I wanted to tease her a bit, so I decided to carry her onto the stage to continue interacting..."

"Oh—" The audience below grew even more excited.

Ryan: "I think she might have been tricked into coming here by a friend. I danced in front of her, throwing everything I had at trying to seduce her, yet she? Her expression was lost and confused, as if she had no idea what she was doing. Oh my god, you really should have seen her face at that moment... it was absolutely adorable!"

The studio erupted in laughter.

Host: "Did she touch you?"

Ryan: "Yes. Her reaction almost made me doubt my own charm, so I took her hand and guided it to my waist and abs... she kept trying to pull her hand away, and I had to put in a bit of effort..."