Chapter 1: Reborn, Stay Away from Idiotic Women

"Song Mo, you go apologize to Chen Xi right now!"

A shrill, domineering female voice.

It jolted Song Mo awake from sleep.

He snapped his eyes open.

He looked around—the white ceiling glowed with bright light.

Not the dim basement, no kinds of torture tools, sunlight streamed straight into the classroom.

The sun shone on Song Mo's face.

Like it had granted him a new life.

"I've been reborn!"

In a flash, Song Mo's mind reached this conclusion.

In his past life, Song Mo awoke to his memories—he was a side character in a modern harem novel, constantly targeted by the male lead, and ultimately died when the male lead destroyed his family.

He chose to resist.

The male lead had no real ability—just a green tea boy—he was confident he could easily crush him.

Thus, Song Mo met an ending even more tragic than the novel's.

He crushed the male lead utterly, leaving him utterly humiliated.

In the end, he enraged the women behind the male lead.

Song Mo was first arranged to be severely injured in a car accident, then dragged to a dark basement where several obsessed heroines jointly tortured him to death.

He never expected heaven would give him another chance!

Reborn, Song Mo finally understood.

This world was just a stupid wish-fulfillment novel—only the male lead got to enjoy, and all his concubines were heavenly beauties with absolute power.

What did a second-generation from a minor family like him have to fight them for?

If he just stayed away from these idiots, found some quiet place, lived a simple life, and fell in love with a normal, gentle girl—wouldn't that be better?

It's like being stuck in a filthy toilet—why not just leave for a cleaner place instead of trying to scrub the toilet clean?

Isn't that just inviting misery on yourself?

"Bang!"

A loud slam of a desk.

Books on the desk were shaken to the floor.

An Yinuo glared fiercely at Song Mo, her eyes filled with contempt.

"Song Mo, I never thought you'd be this kind of person—locking Chen Xi in the bathroom all noon!"

"I order you to apologize to Chen Xi right now!"

Song Mo looked at the spoiled girl before him and sneered inwardly.

"An Yinuo, heiress of the Modu An Family, wealth over a hundred billion—but damn stupid, refuses to be a proper heiress and insists on being Chen Xi's lapdog."

Song Mo leisurely bent down, picked up the books scattered on the floor, and gently brushed off the dust.

He raised his head—just in time to meet An Yinuo's furious gaze.

Compared to before, her eyes now held not just anger, but also a hint of shock and confusion.

Song Mo smiled lightly: "Classmate An, don't slander innocent people. I've been sitting calmly in class—I haven't even gone to the bathroom. How can you be sure I locked Chen Xi in there?"

"Who else could it be?!" An Yinuo snapped. "You're lying! Chen Xi said she only heard your voice inside the bathroom!"

An Yinuo was confused—just now, she thought she'd heard Song Mo's inner thoughts—he'd called her Chen Xi's lapdog!

How ridiculous.

People with dirty hearts think dirty thoughts!

I was just concerned for my classmate!

She grew even more disgusted with Song Mo.

Why hadn't she noticed before that Song Mo was such a repulsive person? Bullying classmates, denying everything, pretending it had nothing to do with him.

Such a person is a loophole in nine-year compulsory education!

No manners! No morals! No bottom line!

"Asshole." Song Mo sneered inwardly.

【This An Yinuo is no doubt Chen Xi's #1 lapdog, completely hooked by him, and in the future won't even get the title of boyfriend or girlfriend—but still gets drained of her money and family connections.】

【Of course—someone at her level of lapdog doesn't even get to eat meat or drink broth; she can't even get hot shit.】

An Yinuo's flushed face froze instantly.

Not a hallucination!

She could actually hear Song Mo's inner thoughts!

How could such a miraculous thing exist?

Isn't it said that only lovers with perfect compatibility can share minds?

Wait!

Now wasn't the time to think about this!

Just now, what did Song Mo say in his mind? He called me a lapdog—said I couldn't even eat meat or drink broth, let alone…

Disgusting!

An Yinuo's blood boiled with rage.

Her already flushed face turned even redder.

"Classmate An, you need evidence. Accusing me like this in front of classmates will cause me serious trouble."

Song Mo looked at An Yinuo with a half-smile.

"Although this girl is the eldest miss of the Modu An Family, and a bit dim-witted, she's not a bad person at heart. It's precisely because of that she got toyed with by Chen Xi, like a dog he'd tamed and kept for himself."

An Yinuo heard Song Mo's voice again.

He said she's stupid? This bastard!

And whether she's a good person or not is none of his business!

"I think you're the bad guy here!"

An Yinuo said through gritted teeth.

"Think whatever you want."

Song Mo lazily stretched.

Enjoying the comfort of the moment in his heart.

【How nice. It's so good to be alive — not smashed into a bloody mess by a car, not being tortured in some dark basement. So good.】

An Yinuo's expression went blank, staring at Song Mo in confusion.

It's good to be alive?

What does that mean?

Isn't Song Mo perfectly fine?

He wasn't hit by a car, and no one's torturing him…

The anger on An Yinuo's face gradually faded, and she furrowed her brow, beginning to think.

Everything that happened today was just too strange.

She could somehow hear Song Mo's inner thoughts for no reason.

And Song Mo's thoughts were bizarre too.

Just then.

A voice rang out in Song Mo's mind.

"Dear transmigrator, your Life Achievement System has been delivered."

Song Mo's eyes went wide in shock.

Life Achievement System?

What is this thing…

But soon, a stream of information poured into Song Mo's mind, answering his doubts.

The Life Achievement System has two parts!

The Proficiency System and the Achievement System!

First, the Proficiency System can help him quickly learn and master skills;

Second, the Achievement System can grant rewards when he completes certain achievements!

On the surface, Song Mo was calm as still water, but inside his heart, waves were surging!

The Golden Finger has arrived!

Damn, why didn't I have one in my past life?

Forget it — Heaven gave me a chance to start over and even back-paid the transmigrator's system to me. That's a blessing among misfortunes already!

Song Mo's inner thoughts about the system.

An Yinuo had no idea!

(End of chapter)