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Chapter 73: Full Internet Viral, King of Kung Fu!

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After sequentially releasing three videos.

Song Mo's Twitter account suddenly went viral overnight.

His Kuaidou Short Video account also saw an instant surge in followers.

Song Mo's first video was precisely the scene where he, dressed in a white training uniform, received tea from Bruce as a disciple.

On Kuaidou Short Video, almost no one recognized Bruce.

But on Twitter, many insiders immediately spotted Bruce's presence and were utterly astonished!

Bruce was a renowned fighter in the circle, over forty years old, at the peak of his physical strength and prestige—how could he possibly bow to a Huaguo man as his master?

This was absurd!

It was downright terrifying!

Although the Huaguo man in the video wore a mysterious iron mask, his pale, slender hands revealed he was likely young.

Then what reason could possibly drive the legendary martial arts fanatic Bruce to bow to a Huaguo man as his master?

Those familiar with Bruce knew.

There were only two possibilities:

One, Song Mo was stronger than Bruce;

Two, something valuable could be learned from Song Mo.

These two possibilities could also overlap.

Thus, many renowned fighters in the circle left comments under Song Mo's Twitter account.

"Congratulations to the Huaguo fighter! Congratulations to the Anaconda Bruce."

"I'm honored to witness this moment!"

"Huaguo kung fu! I truly want to see it!"

"Anaconda" was Bruce's nickname, because though his physique was towering, his most feared and devastating combat technique was using Brazilian jiu-jitsu to swiftly drag opponents to the ground and then strangle them like a python.

The second video was precisely the one where Song Mo stripped off his shirt to display his muscles.

This video had the most active comments.

Many people in the Kuaidou comment section.

Song Mo's Kuaidou account seemingly went viral because of this muscle-revealing video, which left Song Mo both amused and exasperated.

The comment section was flooded with people calling him "husband."

Both women and men did.

Some comments were hilarious.

West Lake Fish: Husband, you're amazing! I usually hate muscular guys, but you're the only exception—you're driving me crazy!

West Lake Fish: Aaaah! Husband, I want to come find you right now! Are those muscles really trained? Even if I squeezed them, I couldn't get them this perfect!

Daiyu Buries Flowers: Exactly! Look, husband's muscles show zero stiffness—the smooth, flowing lines make me want to melt.

Stick to the Demon: Upstairs is disgusting—Japanese fangirls, stop acting crazy.

Supreme Mighty Man: Husband's muscles really are beautiful.

Stick to the Demon:??? You're not a guy?

Supreme Mighty Man: So what if I'm a guy? Can't guys have husbands? Guys, this is truly heartbreaking!

White Horse Passes: Exactly! Who says our partner must be female?

…

On Twitter, the main attention came from fighters.

Because of Bruce, they paid special attention to Song Mo.

After carefully watching Song Mo's videos,

they left comments in the comment section.

"These are the most perfect muscles I've ever seen! No exception!"

"Though not overly bulky, when he unleashes power, it's unstoppable!"

"Bruce's teacher has real skill!"

"God! Did you create this?"

…

The third video was Song Mo demonstrating his kung fu.

In the footage, a man in a white training uniform, wearing an iron mask, stood before the camera, breathing deeply.

He made a qi-circulation gesture toward empty air.

After preparing,

he struck swiftly!

His movements were too fast to discern!

It looked like he threw three punches.

But someone noticed something odd.

Only three punches?

But there seemed to be afterimages in between.

When slowed down, they were stunned to discover that within one second, this Huaguo man had thrown a total of ten punches!

What did this mean!

It made everyone recall a legendary figure!

That man, though long deceased, still lived on in legend.

Li Xiaolong!

Back in the day, Li Xiaolong could throw nine punches in a single second, and land six kicks in one second!

Song Mo is actually even faster than Li Xiaolong!

Even today's Piaoliang Guo boxing champion Taishan only manages one punch every one-seventh of a second!

But the surprises were far from over.

The camera shifted.

Song Mo then walked up to a punching sandbag.

Still taking a deep breath and adjusting his state, Song Mo shot out a punch as fast as lightning; when his fist struck the sandbag, it was as if it carried the force of ten thousand jun!

The naked ear could hear an explosive bang!

The sandbag simply flew off, and its filling scattered all over the ground.

A single punch — and the sandbag had been sent flying over ten meters away!

And the training sandbag itself had been torn open!

This was the most shocking video of all!

Compared to this video, the previous two were nothing but appetizers.

The comment section exploded.

Kuaishou comment section.

White Colt Flits By: Holy crap!

A Stretch of Yellow River: Holy crap!

Coffee with Spice: Holy crap!

Bro, Light Me a Cigarette: Holy crap!

Sisters, You Kidding: Holy crap!

……

The comment section was nothing but a chorus of "Holy crap!"

Others even raised soul-deep doubts.

Galloping Past: I'm not saying I doubt you, ha, I'm just a little curious — uh, uploader, are you really human?

Galloping Past: Are you sure you and I are the same species? Both human?

Green, Green Your Collar: The blogger's this strong — his parents at home must never have had a rebellious phase, right? And his classmates and teachers at school must all be very well-behaved, right?

What Are You Talking About: Damn, why do I feel like you, blogger, ought to go register yourself at the police station! That's too much, bro.

Floating Clouds: We agreed, okay? After you beat up my boyfriend, you can't hit me anymore, alright?

What Are You Talking About: Your boyfriend… he really should thank you for that!

And the comment section on Twitter was even more frenzied.

"Honey, come out and see God!"

"F*ck! What am I even looking at?"

"Kung fu! Kung fu! This is Huaguo kung fu!"

"Guys, if that punch landed on you, I feel it'd be more dangerous than a bullet!"

"Where's the blogger? I'm going to Huaguo! To learn kung fu!"

"Oh my god, is this Li Xiaolong reincarnated?"

"Why do I feel like he's even fiercer than Li Xiaolong?"

"This man is just way too manly!"

"I want to have a whole litter of monkeys with him!"

The overall mood of the comment section was still fairly unified.

Except for some netizens from a certain Pickle Country.

"Amazing! From this person's moves, I can see the shadow of Taekwondo and Karate!"

"Who says he has to be from Huaguo? Our Pickle Country also has a tradition of tea culture!"

"Looking at this kung fu Master, he does look quite a lot like a Korean."

Some netizens immediately started cursing.

"Nonsense — didn't you see Bruce took his disciples speaking both Chinese and English?"

"Your Pickle Country even stole its pickles from Huaguo; nobody else even thought to apply for intangible heritage at first, but you lot scramble over everything like a dog spotting a bone."

"Karate? Taekwondo? Stop insulting that Master, will you?"

"Fancy flourishes with no substance — that's what you lot are!"

(End of Chapter)

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