Chapter 3: Nothing Beats Dumplings for Taste, Nothing Beats [___]

【Huh? That's not right, I don't need to be afraid of Liu Yue, she just woke up, her body's weak as hell right now.】

Thinking of this, Shen Mo unconsciously straightened his back and said proudly: "I'm not afraid of you."

Liu Yue raised an eyebrow, looking at Shen Mo with amusement.

This fool.

"What's your education?"

Shen Mo frowned, what does that mean? "Why should I tell you?"

【I just won't tell you I'm a college diploma holder.】

"Oh, a junior college student."

Shen Mo was stunned, how did you know that?

Looking at Shen Mo calmly, the corner of Liu Yue's mouth curved into a smile.

Teasing a little kid is actually quite fun.

"It's simple. If you were a good student, you would have proudly told me long ago."

Shen Mo felt a wave of dizziness.

【So this is what it feels like to be crushed in IQ? Liu Yue truly lives up to being a college entrance exam top scorer, graduated from Wudaokou College.】

Listening to Shen Mo's pure inner thoughts, Liu Yue made a decision: she was going to keep Shen Mo.

The reason was simple — rather than finding a husband with high IQ and rationality, who put interests first, like Shen Jiayun, it was better to find a husband whose inner voice she could hear, who had no secrets in front of her.

The former required mutual scheming, the latter could be molded at will.

Which weighed more, which weighed less — truly an easy choice.

Of course, the most crucial point was that Shen Mo was Shen Jiayun's brother, a half-brother by the same father.

And she, Liu Yue, was Shen Jiayun's former fiancée — this, to some extent, carried a thrill of transgression.

Patting the spot beside her, Liu Yue told Shen Mo to come sit over.

Shen Mo hesitated, not wanting to go.

Liu Yue said calmly: "Don't you want to discuss with me what we two should do from here on?"

Shen Mo sat down instantly.

【Of course I want to discuss it.】

Liu Yue took another look at Shen Mo.

Height about 185, weight couldn't be estimated by eye, but his build was very well-proportioned, features couldn't be called perfect, but absolutely proper, the type that grows on you.

What remained was……

Under Shen Mo's shocked gaze, Liu Yue reached out and felt his abs.

"Not bad, eight-pack."

Shen Mo scooted back in panic: "What are you doing?"

【Didn't we say we'd just talk about the future? Why are you getting handsy, I'm a pure untouched young man, everything of mine is to be saved for my wife, grandma always said, chastity is a man's best dowry.】

Listening to Shen Mo's inner thoughts, Liu Yue's eyes curved into smiles.

Very good, really very good — so you, Shen Mo, are all talk, never actually been to a health spa, huh, this makes me even more satisfied.

Liu Yue smiled lightly: "Of course I wanted to get a taste of my own husband's physique."

Saying so, Liu Yue cast a fiery glance at Shen Mo's abdomen — when she felt his abs just now, she probed downward a bit, felt not small.

Plus the eight-pack, this man's hardware really wasn't bad.

"If I weren't so weak right now, I'd really want to consummate tonight."

Wang Ma and Li Sao, who had just come back after seeing the guest off, heard this, exchanged a glance, and hurried upstairs.

From the second floor, they called out to Shen Mo: "Master, we're going to sleep now, carry the young miss back in a bit."

"Oh right, the young miss's washing-up and evening body massage are all left to you."

Finished speaking, their figures vanished instantly.

Shen Mo stared at this scene dumbfounded.

Wait, aren't you afraid I'm a scumbag?

Just like that, you're entrusting your family's delicate young miss to me?

Liu Yue burst out laughing — her family's Wang Ma and Li Sao were as amusing as ever.

"Hubby, carry me upstairs."

Liu Yue continued her great enterprise of teasing.

Shen Mo, meanwhile, was in disbelief.

【Why? Why is this happening? Is Liu Yue this open?】

He really felt like going crazy. Theoretically, he should drop Liu Yue here and leave on his own at this point.

But then again……

Shen Mo looked at Liu Yue's face, her figure — he admitted, he was a lecher.

A great beauty, asking you to carry her? You wouldn't carry her? Anyway, Shen Mo carried her.

A princess carry, at that.

Liu Yue was first startled by the princess carry, then wrapped both arms around Shen Mo's neck, pressing her voluptuous figure tightly against him.

Back in the room, Liu Yue looked at the blushing Shen Mo and got interested.

"Hubby, help me bathe."

Shen Mo instantly flushed hot, stammering: "I-is that okay? I'll go find Wang Ma and Li Sao."

Saying so, he turned to leave — perhaps out of haste, his left foot tripped his right foot, and he nearly fell.

This made Liu Yue laugh out loud.

This is too fun.

【Ahhhh, so awkward.】

Shen Mo was mortified to death.

Liu Yue said with a light laugh: "Are you afraid I'll eat you? Little… vir… gin."

Those three words made Shen Mo spin around instantly, saying indignantly: "Who are you calling a virgin? I'm the man hailed as the Lao Ai of Jinghai Vocational and Technical College, known in the jianghu as the Golden Spear That Never Falls."

"It's just giving you a bath, I've bathed plenty before."

【A man must never lose face in front of a woman, even at death.】

【Speaking of which, how does one even undo a woman's clothes?】

【Damn, is it too late to look it up on Baidu now?】

【How about I find an excuse to go to the bathroom first?】

Liu Yue was dying of laughter inside.

This little man was too fun.

Rolling her eyes, Liu Yue said with a smile: "Hubby, you should go run the water first, test the temperature for me."

Shen Mo was stunned for a moment.

【Holy crap, why didn't I think of that excuse.】

Shen Mo dashed into the bathroom as if fleeing, and in no time, the sound of running water rose.

Liu Yue, meanwhile, lay on the bed, letting out a silent belly laugh.

He's still a pure-hearted big boy.

In no time, Shen Mo walked out of the bathroom, blushing: "Th-that, the water…"

"Call me wifey." Liu Yue cut Shen Mo off.

"Ah." Shen Mo was dumbfounded.

【Is… is this appropriate? Baidu didn't say how to counter this move.】

He really did go to Baidu, Liu Yue wanted to laugh even more.

But she had to hold it in.

Liu Yue slowly got out of bed, and right in front of Shen Mo, took off her skirt, revealing a body white as jade.

At this moment, Liu Yue's heart was also panicking—after all, this was her first time doing something so bold.

But the moment she thought about teasing this pure little virgin, she got so excited that everything else was thrown out of her mind.

Pressing against Shen Mo, Liu Yue stood on tiptoe and whispered in his ear: "The two of us are legally married with a certificate. You call me wifey, I call you hubby—it's only right."

"So hubby, can you give your weak wifey a bath?"

The warm breath against his ear made Shen Mo's body react instantly.

【Ahhhhh, this is way too stimulating.

Grandma, Baidu, God, none of you ever taught me how to counter this move.】

Swallowing hard, Shen Mo braced himself and said: "W-wifey, we still don't know each other well, today's only our first meeting, isn't it, too fast?"

Feeling Shen Mo's stiff body, Liu Yue giggled twice: "Fast? But we already have our marriage certificate."

"It's perfectly legal, you know."

"Besides………"

Liu Yue hugged Shen Mo tightly, recalling the "instructional videos" her bestie had once shown her. One hand reached for Shen Mo's abdomen, the other reached behind his head, and she whispered in his ear: "Besides, I almost became your sister-in-law."

(End of chapter)