Chapter 130: Tricks

Being bluntly called a "looks-obsessed person," Hao Anqi appeared somewhat embarrassed.

Shen Yan just smiled and said that flirting techniques were actually quite useful, and that she should read more books when she had time; how did that saying go? Start with looks, get trapped by talent, and be loyal to character.

"There are many tricks, only then will a girl be attracted to you; otherwise, how would an ordinary person find a wife?"

Lin Yang felt that reading books was too much trouble, so he asked Shen Yan to give him some pointers so he could go practice them later.

Shen Yan looked at Hao Anqi, decided to tease her, and said, "If you have 10 knives and lose two, how many are left?"

Hao Anqi said, "Eight!"

Shen Yan said "Here!" 【in response to her answer】, and after Hao Anqi realized what happened, she angrily punched his shoulder and said he was wicked and was bullying her again, yet the smile at the corners of her mouth could not be suppressed at all.

Wu Yue'er giggled over there, teasing that Shen Yan was just a bad egg.

To think he would trick someone into calling him "Daddy."

Watching the two's reactions, Lin Yang finally realized in a flash that one could actually tease girls like this; he had learned it, he had learned it.

So this was the legendary "men aren't bad, women don't love."

Shen Yan said again, "Li Bai is called Lao Li, Sun Wukong is called Lao Sun, what is Lanling Wang called?"

Hao Anqi: "Lao Lan?"

Shen Yan: "What about Gongsun Zan?"

Hao Anqi: "Lao Gong!"

Shen Yan said "Here!" 【in response to her answer】, the corners of his mouth rising wildly, while Hao Anqi's cheeks were bright red; she had actually called out such an embarrassing term in public.

How mortifying!

Wu Yue'er didn't laugh this time; she really hated that term.

Lin Yang, on the other hand, looked as if he had seen a god, wishing he could kowtow and take him as a master on the spot; if he could have this ability, why worry about not finding a girlfriend?

After being teased, a flash of inspiration struck Hao Anqi, and she said, "I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a big fool. No matter what others asked him, he would say 'no.' Have you ever heard this story?"

Shen Yan thought for a moment, figured out the key to it, and said she had told him this story before.

"No, I haven't!"

As soon as the words left her mouth, Hao Anqi realized it instantly, her cheeks puffed up with anger, and she said he was wicked and was tricking her again.

Her IQ had been completely crushed.

From the beginning, she shouldn't have harbored thoughts of resisting her little boyfriend; wouldn't it have been better to just obediently be bullied?

Lin Yang gave Shen Yan a thumbs up, "Old Shen, when it comes to tricks, it still has to be you."

Wu Yue'er shook her head helplessly; with that brain of Shen Yan's, even if one grew eight hundred heart-eyes, one might not be able to outplay him. However, this feeling of being bullied was inexplicably quite comfortable.

It was just a pity that the one being bullied wasn't her.

After the afternoon class ended, Shen Yan stood up slowly from his seat, stretched out his arms, and loosened his muscles and bones.

His gaze turned toward the window; the sunlight was just right, spilling onto the campus playground, a brilliant golden yellow. On the soccer field, a group of students were sweating like rain, and on the plastic track, scattered students were running at a steady pace, or young couples were strolling hand in hand.

The campus at this time of day was full of poetry and picturesqueness.

Shen Yan asked Hao Anqi where she wanted to go next; Hao Anqi had no goal and said anything was fine.

Then they would just wander around for now.

When they walked out of the teaching building, it was unknown what Hao Anqi had said, but Shen Yan's large hand gave a "slap" and landed on Hao Anqi's buttocks, which were full of elasticity, and then he clamped onto the back of Hao Anqi's neck and walked forward.

"Ah!" Hao Anqi exclaimed, punching Shen Yan's back in protest.

This scene was taken in by Yu Youwei behind them; she bit her red lips tightly, a sense of powerlessness rising in her heart.

Other than waiting, there seemed to be no other way!

On the lush, green playground, Shen Yan just pulled Hao Anqi along, strolling aimlessly. Hao Anqi didn't feel bored either, chattering away, always able to find topics, as if she had endless things to say.

Passing students cast their gazes over one after another; many girls recognized Shen Yan and whispered there, and a few even came up to say hello.

"You're Brother Rice Noodle, right? Can we get to know each other?"

"Your girlfriend is so pretty!"

"Brother Rice Noodle, your dancing is so amazing!"

Hao Anqi's eyes curved into crescents, saying it seemed he was very popular at school.

"Isn't that all thanks to you!" Shen Yan gave her a big eye-roll.

A video of stir-fried rice noodles, a video of doing the Moonwalk, with a momentum that left everyone else in the dust, directly sent him to the throne of the school hunk.

Hao Anqi smiled embarrassedly; how was she to know that a casual video would have such a big impact, to the point that so many wild bees and butterflies were eyeing her little boyfriend.

Restrain! Must restrain in the future!

Her own treasure must absolutely not be coveted by others.

After wandering around the playground for more than half an hour, Shen Yan took Hao Anqi to a boiled fish restaurant outside the school and ordered a portion of boiled fish.

After eating and drinking their fill, as the evening lights began to shine, the two strolled for a while by the artificial lake at the Communication University of China. It was brightly lit here, and the path paved with pebbles was illuminated clearly.

The small artificial lake was embedded in the earth like a mirror, reflecting the clear moonlight, forming a landscape painting with vivid colors.

Approaching the evening self-study session, Hao Anqi's mouth was pouting enough to hang a soy sauce bottle, saying she didn't want to go.

"Heh! With so many skipped classes, aren't you afraid the counselor will ask you to have tea, issue a circular criticism, or write a self-reflection or something?" Shen Yan said with a chuckle.

Hao Anqi couldn't help but start complaining about what a lousy school it was, having to attend evening self-study even as a freshman; it really was a small temple with many rules.

As she spoke, she kicked a small stone to the side. The small stone seemed to have been endowed with life, flying out rapidly, and then with a "plop," it fell into the calm artificial lake, sending out ripples that expanded outward, and finally disappeared.

That cute little expression made Shen Yan feel a bit hot-headed, so he pulled her into the bushes nearby.

He still remembered the day they confirmed their relationship; when they passed through these bushes, they saw a few pairs of shadowy figures, and there was even a faint, indistinct moaning sound. The two greenhorns were both flustered and turned around to run away.

At first, one doesn't understand the meaning of the song; when one understands, one is already in the song.

Hao Anqi was quite willing to be intimate with her little boyfriend, but this environment was truly panic-inducing, and she said weakly, "Don't do it here, okay? I'm scared."

Shen Yan pressed his forehead against hers and said with a wicked smile, "What did you think I was going to do? Can't even kiss and hug?"

Uh... Hao Anqi was incredibly shy; when had she become so dirty-minded that she could actually associate things with that?

No! It must be because she was corrupted by this big bad guy.

"Mmph!" Before she could say anything, her mouth was blocked by a kiss.

The fragrant scent made Shen Yan feel somewhat intoxicated; before long, he couldn't help but want to demand more, his large hands quietly sliding down from Hao Anqi's willow-thin waist, one on the left and one on the right, landing straight upon that perky and elastic soft flesh.

Feeling that the pleated skirt was somewhat in the way, he passed through layers of obstruction...

"Mm... hng!" Hao Anqi groaned repeatedly, her breathing becoming increasingly rapid, and she could barely stand steadily; she hurriedly patted Shen Yan's shoulder, signaling him not to go too far.

They had clearly agreed not to do anything, yet he was launching a sneak attack.

Shen Yan also knew he couldn't go too far, so he only tasted briefly; after teasing the little enchantress until she was panting incessantly, he withdrew his large hand and slipped it in from the hem of that khaki crew-neck sweatshirt.

At the same time, his mouth followed Hao Anqi's neck, scattering scorching breaths.

"Enchantress, why do you smell so good?"

"I... I don't know!"

"Can you please stop touching me?"