Chapter 14: Huniu Gets Peeled on by a Dog

Zijin Road was bustling with traffic, and students arriving to register at Hangzhou University came in one wave after another, continuous and unending.

The most beautiful scenery on the entire street was undoubtedly the long, fair legs of the female students; wherever they passed, wolfish gazes ran rampant, especially among those freshmen who were still wet behind the ears, their inner restlessness unable to be calmed for a long time.

University is truly great! I love university!

Not far from the bus stop.

A milky-white stray dog was seen approaching behind a girl, bracing itself with its left hind leg and front paws, lifting its right leg and spreading it, striking a graceful pose.

Then, opening the floodgates, it let it all out in a torrent.

Leaving its own mark on the girl's pink T-shirt.

"Pfft!"

Watching that extremely comical scene, Shen Yan couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud on the spot.

You damn dog, even if you are a male, being in heat is understandable, but what is the logic behind peeing on a woman? Are you declaring territorial sovereignty?

Yu Youwei's eyes went round, simply unable to believe everything she had just witnessed.

Sensing something unusual on her back, the girl stood up and turned around, reached out to touch it, and then looked at the stray dog that was panicking and dodging into the distance, a bit unable to process what had happened.

What's wrong? What is that boy eating a lollipop in the back laughing at?

Taking advantage of the moment the girl turned her head, as he scanned her soul-stirring features, Shen Yan couldn't help but feel a bit dazed, while the classic verses from the "Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River" surfaced in his mind.

Graceful as a startled swan, flowing like a swimming dragon.

Radiant as the autumn chrysanthemum, lush as a pine in spring.

A white, tender, melon-seed-shaped face, willow-leaf eyebrows, bright and clear peach-blossom eyes, a gentle and graceful bearing, a charming and beautiful appearance, with a head of long, black hair naturally hanging down to her chest.

The most striking feature was her tall stature of about 1.8 meters; long waist, long legs, long jade-like neck, and a pair of plump breasts in front that seemed ready to burst forth.

Truly an angelic face with a devilish figure.

"This is just too tall!" After coming back to his senses, Shen Yan complained inwardly.

At this moment, prompted by Yu Youwei, Wu Yue'er finally figured out the sequence of events, and looking at the snow-white stray dog lingering not far away, she was so angry that her eyes were spitting flames like a blacksmith's furnace.

You dog! It's one thing to pee on me, but you damn well stood there and used your ultimate move to taunt me.

You've got some nerve, haven't you!

Strangely, Shen Yan understood the meaning behind the dog's mocking eyes.

Dog: I've decided to water you today, my friend.

"Pfft!" Shen Yan couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud again.

The world is vast, and there is nothing that doesn't exist.

It really is like a small knife stabbing the buttocks—an eye-opener.

"I'll kill you!"

Noticing Wu Yue'er kick her suitcase aside and come chasing with murderous intent, the dog also understood the principle that a wise man doesn't fight when the odds are against him; it tucked its tail and wove through the crowd like lightning, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

Worried about losing her suitcase, Wu Yue'er didn't dare chase too far, and with her belly full of anger and nowhere to vent, as tough as she was, she actually had the urge to cry.

Wuwu! This is too bullying.

Damn dog, if I run into you again, I'll have to chop you into eight pieces and stew you.

"What are you looking at? Want a slap in the face?" Recalling Shen Yan's schadenfreude earlier, Wu Yue'er glared at him fiercely.

This rough voice, this tone...

Fine! A Northeast Huniu, no doubt; can't afford to provoke her! Can't afford to provoke her!

She's a Lin Daiyu when she doesn't speak, but turns into a big Li Kui the moment she opens her mouth.

Sigh! Such a beautiful goddess, why did she have to grow such a mouth.

Shen Yan didn't continue watching the show and pulled Yu Youwei toward the school.

Yu Youwei had been intimidated by the girl's aura just now; after walking more than ten meters and feeling that the other party shouldn't be able to hear her, she started laughing, "E-e."

"Youwei, how could that dog be so brave? It's my first time seeing a dog pee on a person."

"The key is that it didn't run after finishing; it's too funny."

Shen Yan was also amused, "It's a pity that the dog peed too fast; I didn't have time to record it with my phone."

"E-e-e, what, you want to savor it for a lifetime?"

Laughing and chatting, the two soon arrived at the school gate, which was designed as a semicircular arch, where a group of student volunteers wearing red vests and red duckbill caps were enthusiastically greeting freshmen inside the arch.

They were clearly sophomores or juniors who had started school a few days earlier than the freshmen.

Shen Yan carried Yu Youwei's storage bag in his right hand and pulled a suitcase with his left, while Yu Youwei pulled another suitcase; as soon as they walked over, a senior student wearing a red vest and a brown pleated skirt walked up to Shen Yan.

"Are you a freshman? Do you need help?"

As she spoke, her eyes remained locked on Shen Yan's face, secretly praising that there were quite a lot of handsome guys in this year's batch!

Shen Yan glanced at this senior; she was about as tall as his shoulder, with an ordinary appearance that had almost no highlights in a crowd.

"Yes, senior, may I ask where to register for the Law School major?" Before Shen Yan could speak, Yu Youwei took the lead.

Looking at the slim, pure, and lovely Yu Youwei, the senior guessed their relationship, her enthusiasm vanished instantly, and she turned to point forward, responding indifferently: "See the library? That's the tallest building; the teaching building behind the library is the Law School."

Uh... Yu Youwei's expression was stunned; what did she say wrong? Why did this woman change her face faster than turning a page?

However, having achieved her goal, Yu Youwei didn't say anything more.

It must be said that Hangzhou University was indeed refreshingly beautiful, with shrubs visible everywhere and lush plane trees planted on both sides of the walkways, their huge crowns at least two stories high.

Moreover, the campus was vast, covering over 5,000 mu according to online introductions; it was worthy of being a nationally famous key university, and also the only 985 and 211 Double First-Class university in Zhe Province.

After walking around for nearly five minutes, when passing the open space opposite the library, Shen Yan found it exceptionally lively.

Rows of eye-catching red rain canopies were lined up, and a group of volunteers in red vests stood around, some responsible for handing out flyers and others for introducing things to freshmen.

So they were promoting campus cards, Shen Yan realized with a start.

This thing was indeed indispensable.

As everyone knows, although the campus network is indeed not great, it has the advantage of discounted packages, which are completely incomparable to those ordinary phone cards outside.

At this moment, a sharp-eyed, big-eyed cute girl noticed the arrival of Shen Yan and the other, and the next instant, like a hungry wolf seeing delicious food, she flew over to pounce on them.

"Classmate, do you want to take a look at the campus card packages? The discounts are unprecedentedly huge, much cheaper than those outside."

"Oh? What are the campus card packages like? Why don't you introduce them first," Yu Youwei asked curiously.

"There is the Dongdongdai Card 28 package, which includes 5GB of provincial data, 1000 minutes of campus short-number talk time, free broadband, text messages... almost all freshmen sign up for this card."

The big-eyed cute girl knew the business like the back of her hand and was even more adept at promoting it; after a brief comparison, Yu Youwei immediately discovered the unique advantages of the campus card.

"And then there is the China Telecom Tianyi Package, 20 per month..."