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Chapter 237: Double Entendre

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Being served so attentively by three women, any man would feel it's great.

Shen Yan was naturally no exception.

He curled his lips into an arc and said with no small amount of smugness, "Of course it's great; it would be even more perfect if someone came over to massage my legs."

"Ha! You should just be happy someone is serving you, instead of being so picky." Hearing this, Wu Yue'er couldn't help but roll her eyes in a way that was full of charm.

At the same time, she secretly marveled at the speed at which Shen Yan's boldness was growing.

You have to know that when she first threw herself at him, Shen Yan was timid and didn't dare to accept, saying he was cowardly and always on edge, terrified that their relationship would be discovered.

And now?

Every day he is in high spirits, thinking of all sorts of ways to tease her, calling her "little baby" or "little darling"—he's become so smooth at it.

His ability to adapt is simply off the charts!

Facing this situation, Wu Yue'er is both happy and worried; what she is happy about is that she can fully enjoy the time spent with Shen Yan, infinitely sweet, as if immersed in a honey pot.

In fact, when the night is deep and quiet, Wu Yue'er is often struck by a guilty conscience; after all, stepping into someone else's relationship is not a glorious thing.

Wu Yue'er had always looked down on "the other woman" types, thinking they had no self-respect and were cheap; she never thought that one day she would become such a person. But fate is cruel, making her meet Shen Yan—this man is like a poison, intoxicating one's body and mind.

In order to be with Shen Yan, even if it means becoming the "other woman" she once looked down upon, Wu Yue'er is willing to pay any price.

Furthermore, friendship is about sincerity; she clearly treasures her friendship with Chen Shanni and the others, yet she lies to them time and time again.

Even if these lies are trivial, they make Wu Yue'er feel that she is very insincere.

But now Wu Yue'er can find some comfort: flies don't bite seamless eggs; anyway, Shen Yan isn't exactly a good person either. The two of them—one a scumbag, one the other woman—are both as bad as each other.

If they are to go to hell, let them go together.

However, there is one thing that makes Wu Yue'er feel uneasy.

Since they first met, Shen Yan has been like a brilliant star, constantly radiating dazzling light, and his growth speed is quite fast, enough to leave one tongue-tied.

This growth is not limited to one aspect; it can be said to be an all-around improvement, including the increase in his emotional intelligence, the growth of his knowledge, the expansion of his perspective... and that unknown financial power.

Facing a man who is becoming more and more excellent, according to common sense, Wu Yue'er should be proud, but she worries that if this continues, Shen Yan will look down on her.

And cast her aside like worn-out shoes.

Perhaps even Wu Yue'er herself hasn't noticed that her thoughts are subtly changing.

When she first got together with Shen Yan, Wu Yue'er was still thinking about the day Hao Anqi would break up with him so she could take her place, but now she is worried that Shen Yan will abandon her.

It turns out that liking someone really can make you humble enough to be in the dust.

Hearing Wu Yue'er tease him, Shen Yan raised an eyebrow, a wicked smile curling the corner of his mouth.

He leaned into her ear and whispered softly.

"Go to hell!" Wu Yue'er's cheeks turned red instantly, and she couldn't help but give Shen Yan a kick.

This lecherous scoundrel wants to debase himself again.

Seeing the two whispering in public and acting so intimate, Yu Youwei felt a wave of sourness in her heart and asked with full resentment: "What are you two whispering about? Why can't others know?"

"Youwei, this guy is so bold now, he actually said he wanted to take me to 'see the goldfish.' If we don't keep him in check, he'll probably be flying to the heavens soon." Wu Yue'er puffed out her cheeks to complain.

Yu Youwei and Chen Shanni were confused; is there a problem with watching goldfish?

Wu Yue'er was floored; the two innocent and naive girls didn't even know what "watching goldfish" meant.

She had no choice but to explain: "Watching goldfish is just an excuse men use; in reality, they want to have improper designs on a girl."

Hearing this, Yu Youwei was suddenly furious, feeling that Shen Yan had gone too far; to actually tease a girl—this is unbearable.

She patted Shen Yan's arm indignantly and said: "Can you be more serious? You dare to say anything. If you do this again, I'm going to tell Grandma."

Unlike the naive Yu Youwei, a flash of suspicion crossed Chen Shanni's eyes; Shen Yan is not that kind of person at all, how could he randomly tease girls?

Thinking back to how Wu Yue'er has always been unscrupulous when joking, she is probably just making fun of Shen Yan again.

Let's wait and see!

At this moment, Shen Yan finally found an opportunity to interject. He said to Yu Youwei without blushing or skipping a beat: "Don't listen to her nonsense. You know her; she's always full of hot air. I clearly said she peels grapes quite well, they are sweet and sour, and I wanted to eat some more later."

After saying this, Shen Yan turned his head and glared at Wu Yue'er.

"Is your skin itching? 'Watching goldfish,' believe it or not, I'll chop you up and feed you to the goldfish."

Wu Yue'er curled her lips. "Peeling grapes well," "grapes are delicious"—is this stuff decent?

His ability to use double entendres is truly remarkable!

And he didn't even want to use his hands; he's thinking quite highly of himself.

Fine, fine! You want to play like this, right? Wu Yue'er's eyes rolled, and an idea came to her. She stepped forward, took Shen Yan's arm, and said coquettishly: "Brother, don't be so fierce. At worst, I'll just accompany you to see the goldfish."

The three of them were all embarrassed.

As expected of Huniu, she dares to make any kind of joke.

Yu Youwei realized she had been played again and immediately turned her guns on Wu Yue'er: "Can you be more serious? What if people misunderstand? And let go of his arm; men and women should keep their distance. What does it look like to hold on like that?"

Wu Yue'er didn't care at all: "These are all strangers here, what's there to misunderstand? And your mindset is wrong; what era is this? What's the big deal about a man and a woman holding arms?"

"Look around, there are plenty of people holding arms."

"That's different; they are husbands and wives or boyfriend and girlfriend. You two are just ordinary friends."

"Pfft! You old-fashioned thing!"

No matter what Yu Youwei said, having finally found an opportunity, Wu Yue'er just held onto Shen Yan and wouldn't let go, making Yu Youwei grit her teeth in anger, yet she was helpless.

So she decisively grabbed Shen Yan's other arm, and now her heart felt balanced.

In terms of relationship, it must be her who is closer to Shen Yan.

Shen Yan was speechless about this and persuaded: "Youwei, let go; this isn't very appropriate."

"I won't. Why can Yue'er hold you and I can't? Unless she lets go first." Yu Youwei pouted, looking indignant.

"Yue'er, you let go first!"

Seeing the man trying to persuade her again, Wu Yue'er immediately used a goading tactic: "It's just holding an arm, what are you afraid of? You wouldn't happen to have designs on me, feeling guilty in your heart, which is why you're so uncomfortable, right?"

"No way? No way?"

Shen Yan was instantly rendered speechless. Fine, fine, if you want to link arms, then link them. A pair of Apples, a pair of persimmons—it's quite a unique experience.

Chen Shanni shook her head and chuckled on the side.

Three childish ghosts!

Linking her arm with Shen Yan's, the corners of Yu Youwei's mouth couldn't stop curling upward. She couldn't remember how long it had been since she was this close to Shen Yan. Thinking of the conversation just now, she said with a giggle, "Brother, grapes aren't as delicious as strawberries. They don't need peeling and are juicier. How about we go buy some to taste right now?"

To this, Shen Yan just laughed heartily.

After a few months of school, this girl had indeed made some progress, but it was extremely limited. To each their own; just because one likes strawberries, one shouldn't assume everyone likes strawberries.

He just liked eating grapes.

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