Chapter 286: First, You Have to Be Handsome

The night passed without incident.

Early the next morning, Shen Yan woke up from his sleep feeling refreshed. Looking around, the familiar layout of the room gave him an indescribable sense of stability.

At this moment, the sun had just crossed the horizon. Orange-red sunlight spilled through the window onto the floor, forming mottled patches of light and shadow that made the entire room appear vibrant and full of life.

Walking out of the room, Shen Nainai was in the kitchen, scooping white porridge into a bowl spoonful by spoonful. Hot white steam rose from the pot, permeating the entire kitchen as if veiling the small space in a mysterious shroud.

Seeing Shen Yan walk out fully dressed, Shen Nainai said in surprise, "It's only seven-thirty. It's a rare holiday, why didn't you sleep in a bit longer, Xiao Yan?"

Shen Yan smiled and said, "I'm well-rested, so I got up to move around. Grandma, I'm going to find someone to give the house a deep clean later. Once a year, we really ought to tidy things up properly."

Shen Nainai had no objections to this at all. In previous years, Shen Yan and she would clean the house together, but this year the situation was completely different; Shen Yan had made leaps and bounds in his career.

With money in one's pocket, there is no anxiety in one's heart.

One should enjoy life when one can.

It just so happened that a neighbor specialized in this trade. Shen Nainai made a phone call, and for a fee of 300, the cleaning of the entire house was covered.

After breakfast, Shen Yan drove to Junrui Haoyuan in the center of the county. He waited at the entrance of the residential complex for ten minutes before Wu Yueer finally arrived late.

When asked for the reason, it turned out she had gotten lost.

"I don't know who had nothing better to do, but they moved the stone you left for me, husband, and it made me search for ages." Sitting in the passenger seat, Wu Yueer pouted and complained.

Shen Yan couldn't help but find it amusing.

Who would have thought that someone as grown up as Wu Yueer couldn't tell left from right—a pure directionally challenged person.

For instance, if she walked into a clothing store, the moment she came back out, she would be like a headless fly, completely losing her sense of direction.

Wu Yueer didn't feel ashamed at all; instead, she pitifully tugged at Shen Yan's hand. "Husband, you can't just leave me alone in the future, or I won't be able to find my way home."

Looking at the lovely girl before him, Shen Yan couldn't help but remark, "Yue'er, have you noticed that you're becoming more and more feminine? You speak in such soft, gentle tones, and your pouting is so natural and fluid—you're like a completely different person from when we first met."

"I still clearly remember how you came up to me and threatened to give me a big slap in the face."

At the mention of this, the corners of Wu Yueer's mouth curled into a beautiful arc involuntarily. Looking back, that scene of their meeting was actually a rather unique way to encounter someone.

Enough to be remembered for a lifetime.

"That's only because the target was you. Anyone else wouldn't be able to handle me," Wu Yueer said with a smile.

One had to know that her nickname, "Little Chili of the Northeast," wasn't just empty boasting.

In fact, just looking at her appearance, Wu Yueer not only lacked any aggression, but was actually brimming with the charm of a sexy goddess. Wearing a black down jacket on her upper body, her slender, jade-like legs were tightly wrapped in shark-skin leggings, paired with knee-high boots—she was simply explosively beautiful.

Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many boys at school head-over-heels for her.

Baizhangji is located within a small county in Wencheng, named Wencheng County, about one hundred kilometers away from Cangnan, requiring an hour and a half of driving.

During the drive, Wu Yueer started acting pitiful again, saying the house was cold and desolate and she couldn't sleep at night because of the chill. Shen Yan told her that she should just use an extra blanket.

"Oh! Haven't you heard the saying: covering yourself with a thousand layers of blankets isn't as good as skin-to-skin contact?" Wu Yueer looked at Shen Yan with affection in her eyes.

"You have so many crooked theories." Shen Yan rolled his eyes at her, his right hand naturally landing on those thighs wrapped in shark-skin leggings.

Soft and full of elasticity.

Wu Yueer giggled, shifting her left leg toward the driver's seat to make it easier for Shen Yan's movements.

An hour and a half later, the BMW successfully arrived at the parking lot of the north gate of the Baizhangji scenic area. After parking, Shen Yan first went to a nearby public restroom.

When he came out, the scene before him left him speechless.

Sure enough, a beautiful woman is a stunning sight wherever she goes; attracting bees and butterflies is as easy as drinking water.

He saw a middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed glasses standing beside Wu Yueer, speaking with great animation: "Hello, I am a well-known assistant director. I noticed you just now; your image, your figure, your temperament—they are unimaginably perfect..."

Wu Yueer, however, turned a deaf ear to this, letting it go in one ear and out the other.

She had encountered this situation more times than she could count and couldn't be bothered to pay such people any mind. "Get lost to the side, I don't have time to deal with you."

Having said that, Wu Yueer turned directly to the side.

"Beauty, I'm not a bad person..."

The middle-aged man wanted to continue, but suddenly found a tall, handsome man appearing in front of him, who whispered to him, "Watch and learn, uncle."

Then, Shen Yan grabbed Wu Yueer's arm and turned her around with force. Wu Yueer, being touched, was startled and raised her hand, ready to give the other person a big slap in the face.

Upon realizing it was Shen Yan, her movement came to an abrupt halt.

Immediately following, under the astonished gaze of the middle-aged man, Shen Yan directly captured Wu Yueer's red, tender lips.

Holy crap!

Molesting a decent woman in broad daylight—this guy is truly fierce.

Just as the middle-aged man thought Shen Yan would be beaten up and end up in jail, he saw the raging fire in Wu Yueer's eyes instantly vanish into nothingness. Far from resisting, she let him do as he pleased.

Watching this scene, the middle-aged man's eyes widened to the size of copper bells, his mouth slightly agape.

Many onlookers around were the same.

There were even a few young women who were stirred with excitement, saying to their companions, "Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun, look, that handsome guy is so manly! He just came up and kissed her."

Xiaoyun was equally excited: "Wow! I really want that too."

Two boys in the same group heard this and had question marks popping up over their heads. Do girls nowadays like this kind of routine? Should we try it too?

The two thought so, and they put it into action.

Unfortunately, the result was worlds apart from what they had imagined.

Afterwards, the two realized one truth: first, you have to be handsome enough to make a girl's legs go weak, otherwise...

In just a few seconds, the four lips parted.

Shen Yan said to the still-wanting Wu Yueer, "Beauty, shall we find a place with no one around, have a glass of red wine, and ascend to the peak of the clouds together?"

Wu Yueer nodded blankly. Shen Yan kissed those tender lips once more, then pulled her away gracefully.

After a long while, the middle-aged man finally came back to his senses. He took off his glasses and silently spat out two words: "Awesome!"

So this is how you can pick up girls.

And to take down such a top-tier beauty in one move—it's just like a little cow sitting on a plane: it's cow-to-the-heavens!