Chapter 30: A Pleasant Late-Night Snack
Today, Hao Anqi is wearing a white shirt with only one button at the collar undone, revealing skin as white as snow at her neck; the shirt is stretched taut, and a digital camera hangs over it. On her lower body, she wears black straight-leg trousers and a pair of sneakers, her long legs straight and well-proportioned.
Her long, jet-black, beautiful hair is tied into a small ponytail with a side-swept fringe, leaving a soft lock of hair on her left cheek; her fox-like eyes are filled with a shimmering smile, giving people a sense of sweetness and gentleness.
Besides, there is another girl standing next to Hao Anqi, looking curiously at the crayfish trio.
Shen Yan is slightly stunned; the two of them are quite fated to meet unexpectedly at the same location again, so he raises his hand and waves, which counts as a greeting.
Lin Yang clearly recognizes Hao Anqi too, saying in surprise, "Isn't this the girl who came to our private room at the last gathering?"
Hao Anqi does not seem to have any intention of leaving immediately; she says something to the girl accompanying her, and then the girl leaves, while Hao Anqi pushes open the door of the crayfish shop and walks straight to the three of them, her eyes fixed directly on Shen Yan, who is sitting by the window in the inner seat.
"Hi! What a coincidence, we met again so soon."
While speaking, Hao Anqi naturally brushes back her fringe.
Lin Yang watches this scene, dumbfounded; how does it feel... like this great beauty is very interested in Shen Yan.
Damn it!
Shen Yan hooks the corner of his mouth and says, "It is quite a coincidence, are you out for a late-night snack too?"
"Pretty much, I just finished buying clothes at the commercial street and stopped by to have a late-night snack."
Noticing Hao Anqi's gaze sweeping over the crayfish and her secret act of swallowing saliva, Shen Yan finds it somewhat amusing and says, "If you don't mind, why not sit down and have some together?"
"Okay, okay!"
Hao Anqi has no idea what being polite is.
"Boss, another three jin of Thirteen-Spice crayfish."
"Coming right up!"
Wu Yue'er and Lin Yang are completely bewildered; what the hell! You two have only spoken a few sentences, and you're already inviting the other person to eat together, and yet the other person actually agreed.
What about being reserved?
Inexplicably, the two of them feel a bit redundant.
Next, the few of them briefly introduce themselves.
Originally, Shen Yan liked the window seat, and Wu Yue'er did too, so the scene was the two of them sitting face-to-face, with Lin Yang sitting next to Shen Yan.
But Hao Anqi wants to sit opposite Shen Yan, so she says softly and sweetly to Wu Yue'er, "Hello, can I swap seats with you? Please!"
Wu Yue'er gets goosebumps; holy crap! Why do girls from the south talk so affectedly?
Isn't it cloying!
However, after this incident, Wu Yue'er finally understands; this girl is probably interested in Shen Yan, and Shen Yan...
The man has feelings and the woman has intentions, so why bother interfering.
She decisively gets up to give up her seat.
"Wow! Classmate, you're so tall!"
Just as Wu Yue'er stands up, the oppressive feeling of her 1.8-meter height rushes toward her; Hao Anqi's neck stiffens slightly, and she looks up at Wu Yue'er in surprise.
"Can't help it! I can't control my height myself." Wu Yue'er's expression is slightly haughty.
Hehe! She just loves this feeling of looking down on all living things.
Shen Yan chuckles and says, "You're quite proud of yourself, like a stalk of sorghum, you might not even be able to get married in the future."
"Pfft! I'm happy with it!" Wu Yue'er doesn't take it to heart at all.
Lin Yang really wants to cheekily express that with him around, Yue'er will always have someone, no matter how tall she is, but the timing isn't right... the falling flowers have intention, but the flowing water has no heart.
Once it's pointed out, they might not even be able to be friends anymore.
Walking into the inner seat, Hao Anqi takes off the camera hanging around her neck, places it by the seat, and then sits down with her legs crossed, while Wu Yue'er first wipes the outer seat with a tissue and then smooths out her skirt...
"Pfft!"
However, just as she is about to sit down, a fart sound rings out very inopportunely.
This familiar scene... instantly reminds Shen Yan of something.
He can't help but cover his mouth and snicker.
"What's wrong, can't a girl fart?" This action immediately arouses Wu Yue'er's dissatisfaction, and at the same time, she feels a little embarrassed.
Hao Anqi also gives Shen Yan a reproachful look.
The handsome guy's emotional intelligence doesn't seem to be up to par; no matter what, Wu Yue'er is a girl, and a great beauty at that, how could he mock her to her face.
"Sorry! I'm not laughing at a girl farting, but I remembered a funny joke from the internet."
Shen Yan waves his hand to explain, but the smile at the corner of his mouth cannot be suppressed no matter what, and his body trembles involuntarily, like a swaying feather.
Now everyone is interested, after all, Shen Yan told a dirty joke just two days ago, which was indeed full of flavor.
Sharing joy is better than enjoying it alone, so Lin Yang urges him to hurry up and tell it.
Shen Yan recovers for a good while before saying: "A man and a woman come to a restaurant to eat; before sitting down, the girl takes a napkin to wipe the chair, and just as she is about to sit down, she can't help but let out a fart.
The man hears it and can't help but snicker out loud.
The girl blushes a little and says shyly and angrily: 'Hey! What's wrong?'"
The three of them understand; isn't this the scene that just happened, so they look forward even more to what will happen next.
What exactly made Shen Yan laugh like a fool.
Shen Yan continues to add.
"The man says something shocking: 'Yeah! You're so clean, it's not enough to just wipe it, you have to blow on it too.'"
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha!"
Upon hearing this, all three of them laugh until they are doubled over; Lin Yang is there slapping his thigh, and Hao Anqi, whose laughter threshold was already low, covers her stomach and gasps for air, crying out, "Ouch! I can't take it anymore!"
Wu Yue'er laughs until her cheeks are red, just like a ripe Apple, as if it's about to burst at any moment.
The big brother at the back table is even more extreme; the liquor he just drank sprays out directly, not to mention the crayfish on the table suffering, the makeup on his wife's face is also ruined, and she is there cursing and swearing.
"Hoo! Hoo! Hehehe..."
After finally catching her breath, Hao Anqi tidied up the hair that had become messy from laughing and said, "Which genius wrote this joke? Their train of thought is invincible."
Lin Yang: "Old Shen, where do you find so many jokes every day? It's fucking hilarious."
"Haha! As long as it's funny!"
Not long after, the waiter brought over another basin of thirteen-spice crawfish, and after putting on gloves, the few of them couldn't wait to start eating.
It is worth mentioning that the crawfish at this place were indeed well-made; they were large and the meat was smooth and tender, leaving one wanting more. As they ate and chatted, how could they go without ice-cold beer while enjoying themselves? Everyone started gulping it down, and even Hao Anqi opened a bottle of Snow.
Shen Yan did not know how well she could hold her liquor, so he told her to drink slowly. Hao Anqi responded with a sweet smile, said she understood, and then asked Shen Yan, "I heard Cangnan is a coastal area, so you must have been to the beach and seen the ocean, right? Is it fun?"
"I really want to go see the ocean, but I've never had the chance."
"The ocean is indeed very beautiful. A winding beach is like a golden silk ribbon, the sea and sky are the same color, seagulls fly low, and there is the rising and falling of the tide every day... On the beach, you can pick up seashells, build sandcastles, and there are many water activities, such as water trampolines, flyboarding, surfboards, yachts... If you have the chance, it is truly necessary to go see the ocean."
After pondering for a moment, Shen Yan gave his own interpretation.
End of Chapter
