Chapter 48: Lin Dazhi's Mom: This Girl is Better Than Zhou Yue!
"Dazhi is back!"
"Is this a newly bought car?"
"What brand is this car? It looks really big!"
"Dazhi, your mom and dad went to the vegetable garden to pick vegetables for you; you should give them a call."
……
Lin Dazhi's parents were well-liked in the village, and the neighbors on both sides were very enthusiastic when they saw Lin Dazhi.
Lin Dazhi handed out cigarettes to them with a cheerful smile, chatting casually.
"Dazhi, this girl isn't Zhou Yue, is she? I don't think she looks like her," the Fourth Aunt said, looking at Bai Weiwei as she stepped out of the passenger seat. She felt a bit strange, so she leaned over to Lin Dazhi and asked in a low voice.
"How could this be Zhou Yue, Fourth Aunt? Her name is Bai Weiwei, and she is my new girlfriend," Lin Dazhi said loudly on purpose.
"Ah? Then you and... Zhou Yue... you two..." Hearing Lin Dazhi's words, the Fourth Aunt was startled and hurriedly lowered her voice to ask.
"Fourth Aunt, I have divorced Zhou Yue; the paperwork is already done," Lin Dazhi deliberately raised his volume so that everyone could hear.
Hearing Lin Dazhi's words, the crowd was instantly shocked, surrounding Lin Dazhi and asking questions all at once.
"Dazhi, what did you say? You got a divorce?"
"Everything was fine, why did you divorce?"
"I thought that girl Zhou Yue was quite good, too."
……
Lin Dazhi looked at the gossiping neighbors from his hometown surrounding him and asking this and that. He wasn't angry and kept smiling as he explained to them repeatedly.
"We just divorced."
"Incompatible personalities."
"We finished the paperwork yesterday."
Facing all sorts of questions, Lin Dazhi answered every one of them.
Just at this moment, a "put-put-put" sound came from afar. Lin Dazhi turned his head to look and saw his dad, Lin Guosheng, and his mom, He Lihua, driving back on their agricultural tricycle.
Seeing Lin Dazhi and Bai Weiwei standing at the gate, Lin Guosheng signaled for him to open the main gate and drove the tricycle straight into the courtyard.
Lin Dazhi went back to the car, opened the trunk, and carried out the things Bai Weiwei had bought for them.
The car door opened, and the things inside made the neighbors click their tongues in amazement again.
"Is this Moutai? Good heavens, they moved two whole cases! How much must this cost?"
"One case is over ten thousand!"
"They bought a whole case of Zhonghua cigarettes just like that?"
"And there are hairy crabs, lobsters..."
"The Lin family's boy has really struck it rich."
……
Seeing that Lin Dazhi hadn't finished moving everything in one trip, Lin Guosheng hurriedly came out to help him. With Bai Weiwei joining in, the three of them moved everything in two trips.
Hearing the envy hidden within the neighbors' banter, Lin Guosheng's face, which hadn't been very happy, showed a hint of a smile.
However, once they returned to the main room, Lin Guosheng's face fell again.
Seeing this, Lin Dazhi's mom, He Lihua, hurriedly nudged him with her elbow and said, "You old man, our son finally came back for a visit, why are you pulling such a long face?"
"Hmph, if I don't pull a long face, should I be fawning over him? A divorce is such a big deal, and he just finished it with a phone call without even discussing it with the family. I think your wings have really hardened!" Lin Guosheng glared at his son and said irritably.
"Alright, alright, it's a big holiday, say less!" He Lihua felt sorry for her son and glared at her old man, who immediately stopped talking.
It must be said that although his mom rarely glared at people, her authority in this house was still very high. With one word, she forced Lin Dazhi's dad to swallow his anger.
The next second, He Lihua walked to her son's side, pulled him aside, and asked in a low voice, "Son, who is this girl?"
"Mom, why are you whispering? There's nothing shameful about it, why are you being so secretive?"
As Lin Dazhi spoke, he took Bai Weiwei's arm and pulled her in front of his mom.
"Mom, this is Bai Weiwei, my new girlfriend. She has a Master's degree in Finance from Fudan University and works at the Shangcheng Branch of Jiangzhou Bank. She's a year younger than me, and her hometown is local too, so we know everything about her background. She's healthy, has big hips for easy childbearing, a big granary for plenty of milk, and is completely obedient to me. When we started dating, she was still a virgin. A few days ago, she won a hundred-million-dollar grand prize and bought me a car and a house, and she even lets me manage all the money. What do you think of this girl?"
Listening to Lin Dazhi's rapid-fire introduction, He Lihua's mouth hung wide open, and her eyes almost popped out.
Looking at the girl in front of her who was as pretty as a fairy, He Lihua struggled to digest everything her son had just said.
Lin Guosheng wasn't doing any better; he looked at his son, then at his son's "girlfriend." Having farmed for most of his life, his brain was about to overheat.
What? This girl who looks like a celebrity is a Master's graduate from Fudan University and works at a bank?
What about winning a hundred-million-dollar prize and buying the son a car and a house?
He had heard every word clearly, but why couldn't he understand the meaning when they were put together?
And what did this bastard son just say? Big hips for easy childbearing? Is... is this kind of thing something you can say in front of a girl?
This kid needs a beating!
Sure enough, before Lin Guosheng could even move, He Lihua had already glared fiercely at her son and raised her hand to give his butt a hard slap.
"Hehe, Mom, it doesn't hurt at all," Lin Dazhi said with a cheeky grin as he watched his mom glare at him.
"Doesn't hurt? Where is my broom handle?" He Lihua snorted and made a move to head toward the inner room.
"Oh, Mom, Mom, Mom, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?" Seeing his mom about to lose her temper, Lin Dazhi hurriedly grabbed her arm and begged nicely.
Seeing this, Bai Weiwei burst into a laugh.
"Weiwei, don't mind this brat. His foul mouth just doesn't have a filter; he's been like this since he was little, and he's never reliable in doing things. You two came back together, and he didn't even tell me! Come, come, let's hurry inside!" Lin Dazhi's mom grabbed Bai Weiwei's arm and enthusiastically led the girl into the house.
She could tell that this girl was more than just a little bit better than the previous daughter-in-law!
Although her son's words just now were a bit crude, they were spot on!
Look at this girl, those big hips, she can definitely bear a son! And those breasts are plump; she'll definitely have plenty of milk in the future! By comparison, that previous daughter-in-law Zhou Yue was as thin as a stalk, which was just unappealing to look at!
And this girl, she was all smiles when she saw her; that enthusiasm was a hundred thousand miles better than the previous daughter-in-law! That Zhou Yue, whenever she saw her, she would always have a sour face, as if she owed her money. How could she compare to this girl who looks so radiant and happy? At a glance, she's someone who will bring prosperity to her son!
Say no more; although I have worried about this brat since he was small, this time, this brat has finally done something that puts my mind at ease!
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