Chapter 425: 429. Chapter 428: Xiangxiangzi
429. Chapter 428: Xiangxiangzi
The bald Daoist, Old Daoist Wu, and Liu Liu Guzi were indeed experts in cultivation, knowing everything about cultivation like the back of their hands, and each had their own strengths. The bald Daoist came from the Dao Tool Sect, and his signature skills were the Method of Calling Wind and the Art of Refining Tools. Old Daoist Wu came from the Hundred Dao Sect, and his Fetal Breathing Method was unique, and he was also proficient in the strengths of a hundred schools, especially good at arranging magic arrays. Liu Liu Guzi came from the Three Flower Sect, not good at fighting, but good at planting flowers and plants and proficient in alchemy.
Li Yi, a newcomer, had already benefited a lot from just a meal, but spiritual energy was extinct here, and the path of cultivation had been broken. The Xuanyuan Fetal Breathing Method he learned was useless for the time being.
To cultivate, he had to build a blessed land of his own in this world.
Li Yi had a rough idea in his heart.
Using the cultivation cabin could isolate the leakage of spiritual energy, and adding the cosmic energy overflowing from the seven-colored stone could form a closed cultivation space. If he added the guidance of these three old Daoists, he felt that he could make rapid progress in a few months. As long as he reached the Five Qi Realm, he could learn real Dao methods.
And in the future, when he opened the cross-dimensional door and returned to Earth, he might be able to take a few experts with him. These old things, despite looking like they were dying, would soar into the sky and return to the peak once they returned to Earth, which was full of cosmic energy.
It's just that human hearts are unpredictable.
These old monsters who had cultivated for decades or a hundred years—who knew what they would do once their strength was restored? Li Yi had no confidence in restraining them.
"Everything must be considered in the long run, take it slow, can't be in a hurry," Li Yi thought to himself.
He needed to spend some time to screen and investigate to see who could be trusted and who couldn't. If he accidentally brought back a demon, he might not even be able to save his own life.
Just as he was concentrating on asking for advice on how to cultivate.
Sounds of immortal music rang out in the Tianxiang Tower. Xiangxiangzi, the mature and beautiful Daoist nun who had left earlier, walked out with a group of dancing girls with fluttering silk ribbons. Some held pipa, some played the zither, some played the flute... Interwoven with music, it was magnificent.
"It's here, the Flying Immortal Dance and the Song of Becoming Immortal of the Tianxiang Tower." The bald Daoist's eyes lit up. He immediately put down the big elbow in his hand and raised his neck to prepare to enjoy it properly.
"The Flying Immortal Dance and the Song of Becoming Immortal of the Heavenly Dao Sect originally had thirty-six immortal nuns and one hundred and eight musicians performing together. When the dance music came out, it was like being in a fairyland, like a flying immortal. It's a pity that after the Dharma-Ending era, it has become a swan song. However, I heard recently that the goddess of the Heavenly Dao Sect has re-arranged it, turning the immortal into the mortal, but I don't know how much of the former charm remains."
"Life is not easy, immortal nuns sell art. Sigh, the Heavenly Dao Sect has also fallen to this point."
In an instant, the guests who were eating discussed one after another. They reminisced about the past, missed the past, and lamented the present.
Accompanied by the playing of immortal music, flower petals fell from the Tianxiang Tower, and one immortal nun after another danced to the music.
"Pfft!"
Li Yi looked curiously for a few times, and immediately sprayed the wine in his mouth. Those dancing were not immortal nuns at all, but old women in their fifties or sixties, with faces full of wrinkles, wearing heavy makeup, their bellies full of fat, and they were barefoot, revealing thick and strong thighs.
Especially their appearance in light gauze and fluttering ribbons was even more eye-stinging.
"This is the Flying Immortal Dance? Where did you find so many old ladies? Isn't this deceiving consumers?" Li Yi felt unbearable to look at. Only the few immortal nuns he had seen before were beautiful; the others were just a group of old ladies dancing square dances.
"Tai Yi, this statement is wrong. Beauty is in the bones, not in the flesh. You have to calm down and look." However, Old Daoist Wu was intoxicated and enjoyed it very much.
Li Yi looked at him suspiciously, feeling that he must be looking at himself as young and deceiving himself.
However, looking around, the other cultivators were also enjoying it, and no one complained.
Could it be that he really couldn't appreciate this kind of high-level art?
"Beauty is in the bones, not in the flesh?"
But afterwards, Li Yi was awakened by these words. Wasn't this the same as the White Bone Contemplation he practiced?
Contemplate beauty as white bones.
Li Yi realized something in his heart. He pinched the magic seal and sat still, like a Bodhisattva or Buddha who had entered meditation, no longer looking at the world with his naked eyes.
As he cast the White Bone Contemplation.
The group of old women in front of him disappeared, turning into skeletons. However, these skeletons were crystal clear, like beautiful jade, and the skeletons danced, their figures light. Just the bone appearance revealed an indescribable beauty, with light gauze and fluttering ribbons, adding a bit of immortal charm.
Li Yi tried to contemplate white bones as beauty.
Immediately, flesh and skin grew on the jade bones, the skin was white, the breasts were high, the jade legs were slender, and the faces were pure and beautiful, like fairies descending to earth.
"It's that I haven't read enough books, I'm too vulgar. Could this be the correct way to watch?" This thought appeared in Li Yi's mind.
It was indeed elegant. Vulgar people really couldn't appreciate this kind of high-level art.
It's just that Li Yi was able to do this step through the White Bone Contemplation.
These people had fallen in cultivation realm and had no strength to truss a chicken. How could they do the bone-watching at a glance?
The bald Daoist said with a hint of regret: "The Song of Becoming Immortal in the past could be called the sound of heaven, but now it can only be called the sound of man. It is really not as good as before. This old Daoist still remembers how beautiful that immortal nun's eyes were before, like the starry sky, pure and flawless. Now there is only the fatigue and numbness of running for life, and the charm is gone."
"Tai Yi, is it good-looking? Our Heavenly Dao Sect's Flying Immortal Dance." Suddenly, a seductive voice sounded in Li Yi's ear. Xiangxiangzi, the mature and beautiful Daoist nun who had left before, didn't know when she had come behind Li Yi, and two white arms stretched out from her Daoist robe, hugging Li Yi's neck and whispering.
Li Yi woke up, the White Bone Contemplation dissipated, the fairy disappeared, and the group of dancing old women appeared in front of him again.
"Extremely magnificent, but it's a pity that it's not as prosperous as before. It's a pity." He sighed, then looked at the two white arms in front of him and said: "Immortal nun, isn't it not very good for you to be like this?"
"Tai Yi, the things you practiced just now have some ways. Contemplating beauty as white bones, contemplating white bones as beauty—although it can break through beauty and overcome fear, it goes against the way of heaven. It is not suitable for cultivators. If you are willing, this humble one will help you break this method tonight and let you experience the wonders of the Heavenly Dao Sect's Dao method. How about it?"
Xiangxiangzi whispered, her eyes revealing a watery smile.
"Immortal nun, is this breaking method of yours proper? Why do I feel like you want to break me?" Li Yi raised his eyebrows and immediately pulled away.
"How can that be? As one of the elders of the Heavenly Dao Sect, this humble one is proficient in infinite Dao methods. Of course, I also know a little about the dual cultivation method. If Tai Yi is interested, this humble one is willing to teach you everything." Xiangxiangzi took the opportunity to let go of Li Yi and said with a smile.
Li Yi's eyelids jumped: "Wait, something is wrong. How do you know I'm practicing White Bone Contemplation?"
"This humble one's Flower of the Primordial Spirit is on you, Tai Yi. After getting close, I naturally feel something in my heart. If Tai Yi re-cultivates this humble one's Dao method, it will also be like a fish in water, advancing by leaps and bounds."
Xiangxiangzi said, then turned her head, changed her face instantly, kicked Old Daoist Wu on the side coldly, and then pulled his chair and sat beside Li Yi, twisting her waist.
Turning around again, her cold face was full of gentleness, and a smile hung on the corner of her mouth again: "Cultivating day and night with this humble one will definitely be full of fun. How boring it is to stay with these old men. Tai Yi, don't you think so?"
"Ouch, Xiangxiangzi, this old Daoist can't stand the fall. Old Man Zhao, who set up a stall with this old Daoist a few months ago, slipped on the road because it was raining too much, and he never got up again after falling. Now the grass on his grave has grown." Old Daoist Wu was eating, and he didn't know what was going on before he was kicked to the ground, his teeth aching from the pain.
"An early death is an early release. You old Daoist are a waste of food while living. The Hundred Dao Sect was eaten poor by you old immortals. Go and squat in that corner to eat for this immortal nun. If you dare to come over, this immortal nun will kick you to death." Xiangxiangzi turned her face again, looking at him like trash, full of disgust, and spat on Old Daoist Wu.
Old Daoist Wu was bullied without any temper, picked up the bowl and chopsticks that fell on the ground, and really squatted in the corner trembling and eating, occasionally wiping away tears.
"..."
Li Yi didn't know what to say in the face of this kind of violence against the elderly.
"Tai Yi, you haven't answered this humble one yet?"
A mature and beautiful face blocked Li Yi's vision. Xiangxiangzi leaned on the table, supporting her head, and the Daoist robe in front of her outlined two amazing curves, which were plump and seductive.
Li Yi couldn't help but glance a few times, then quickly withdrew his gaze, and said: "I'd better follow the three old seniors to cultivate. Immortal nun, with you like this, I'm under a lot of pressure. After all, I'm still young, and my Dao heart is not very stable."
"This humble one's appearance of flesh and blood, if Tai Yi looks at it for a while, you will feel bored." Xiangxiangzi covered her mouth and laughed: "And if you don't learn this Dao method of our Heavenly Dao Sect, won't it be lost without a successor?"
"Immortal nun is trying to trick me, wanting to reveal the mystery of Dharma-Ending cultivation?" Li Yi stared at her and said.
Xiangxiangzi's face changed upon hearing this, and she immediately cried, heartbroken, and then stood up and punched and kicked the bald Daoist on the side: "It's all because of you, you old bald donkey, for speaking without thinking, making Tai Yi misunderstand this humble one... This humble one will fight you, you old bald donkey."
"Immortal nun, stop, stop, I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything." The bald Daoist was immediately knocked to the ground, covering his handsome face, rolling on the ground in pain.
"Shut up, you bald donkey, you are full of tricks, and you dare to quibble. Do you really think this old lady's years of subduing dragons and subduing tigers are practiced in vain?" Xiangxiangzi was furious, picked up a chair on the side, and smashed it at the bald Daoist. The wooden chair shattered immediately.
"Mercy, Immortal nun, mercy." The bald Daoist crawled on the ground: "Save me, fellow Daoists, save me."
"Mercy, this old lady wants to use this bald donkey's blood to prove my innocence." Xiangxiangzi was furious and reached out to a Daoist nun: "Get the knife, this old lady wants to prove my innocence with this bald donkey's blood today." ===== CHAPTER 426 =====
"Is the Immortal Auntie trying to trick me into revealing the mysteries of cultivation in the Age of Dharma Decline?" Li Yi stared at her and said at this moment.
Upon hearing this, Master Xiangxiang Xiangzi's expression changed, and she immediately burst into tears, heartbroken. She then stood up and began to punch and kick the Bald Daoist beside her: "It's all your fault, you old bald donkey, for having no filter. You actually made Tai Yi misunderstand me. I will fight you to the death, you old bald donkey!"
"Immortal Auntie, stop, please stop! I didn't say anything, I really didn't!" The Bald Daoist was immediately knocked to the ground, clutching his handsome face, rolling on the ground in pain.
"Shut up! You bald donkey are full of tricks and still dare to quibble. Do you really think my years of 'Subduing Dragons and Tigers' were practiced in vain?" Master Xiangxiang Xiangzi picked up a chair nearby and smashed it down on the Bald Daoist. The wooden chair shattered instantly.
"Spare me, Immortal Auntie, spare me!" The Bald Daoist crawled around on the ground: "Save me, fellow Daoists, save me!"
"It's easy to spare you, but return my innocence!" Master Xiangxiang Xiangzi was furious and reached out toward a Daoist nun: "Bring me a blade; today I will use this bald donkey's blood to prove my innocence."
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