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Chapter 402: Nine Yang

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As Zhu Long spoke, he walked forward and drank the tea on the table in one gulp.

"Huh?"

"It's actually not wine, but tea."

"Plum blossom tea?"

"Boring, how can tea be as good as wine."

Just as Zhu Long finished speaking, his expression instantly became distorted.

"Ouch, ouch!"

He clutched his stomach, letting out continuous wails.

"It hurts so much!"

Zhu Long didn't expect that there was actually a problem with the tea.

"Xiaoyaozi, you actually poisoned the tea."

Hearing this, Xiaoyaozi couldn't help but roll his eyes at Zhu Long.

"It wasn't me, and do you think I would do such a base thing?"

"Then who was it?"

"Who else could it be?"

Hearing this, Zhu Long looked at Zhang Ning'er with a sense of disappointment.

"I'm telling you, Ning'er! If you're going to poison someone, use something better."

"Like this, 'Take Your Life Three Thousand'!"

"This Soft Immortal Powder is useless; it can't even drug a pig."

"Pah!"

After Zhu Long finished speaking, he spat out a mouthful of phlegm.

Instantly, a lump of white saliva sprayed onto the wall.

Hiss, hiss, hiss!

The gray wall was instantly corroded by the saliva.

Clearly, Zhu Long had forced the poison out.

"Alright, little brother, don't mind him, let's continue solving the chess game."

Hearing this, Chen Hao showed an awkward smile.

"Sorry, I don't understand Go."

"You... don't understand?"

Hearing this, Xiaoyaozi was completely stunned.

"That shouldn't be!"

Xiaoyaozi subconsciously looked toward Chen Hao.

"Purple Qi coming from the East, that's right!"

At his level, it was normal to have some divination skills.

Chen Hao's words made Xiaoyaozi fall into self-doubt.

Seeing this, Zhu Long gloated and couldn't help but say to Chen Hao, "Little brother, why don't you just make a move."

"Whether there's an expert or not, you'll know as soon as they make a move."

"Just make a random move, it can be considered breaking his obsession."

"Fine."

Chen Hao picked up a chess piece and placed it in a random empty spot.

Boom!

As Chen Hao's piece landed, the entire chessboard exploded.

The terrifying shockwave sent Zhu Long flying away.

As for Chen Hao and the others, they also slumped to the ground.

A terrifying cloud of dust filled the air.

When the dust settled, everyone saw what was under the table.

A book.

Seeing this book, Zhu Long flew over, preparing to snatch it.

As a result, he was blocked by Xiaoyaozi.

"Zhu Long, what are you doing?"

Hearing this, Zhu Long showed a wicked smile.

"Treasures of the world naturally belong to those who are capable."

"Since I saw it today, I naturally want a share."

"Ridiculous!"

Xiaoyaozi said, "This book is a treasure of our sect, how could I let you have it."

"That's not up to you."

As he spoke, Zhu Long launched an attack on Xiaoyaozi.

"Burning Mountains and Boiling Seas!"

In an instant, raging flames filled the surroundings.

"Chessboard World!"

A giant Go board appeared.

"The earth as the board, the stars as pieces! Go!"

Xiaoyaozi pinched his right hand, and a black chess piece appeared on his right hand.

He threw it fiercely, and instantly the black piece was tossed over.

"Fire Dragon's Wrath!"

Zhu Long summoned a fire dragon and flew toward the chess piece.

Boom!

The fire dragon and the chess piece collided, causing a massive explosion.

Xiaoyaozi and Zhu Long began to fight.

Chen Hao ignored the two and picked up the book from inside the table.

"Nine Yang..."

"Nine Yang Divine Art?"

Zhang Ning'er spoke first.

"No, it's the Nine Yang Soy Milk Machine User Manual."

"Hmm?"

Zhang Ning'er suspected she had misheard.

"If you don't believe me, look for yourself."

Chen Hao handed the manual over directly.

After Zhang Ning'er took it, she was completely bewildered.

"What's wrong? The soy milk machine manual, can't you read it?"

Facing Chen Hao's inquiry, Zhang Ning'er didn't know how to answer.

She had lived here since she was young and naturally had never seen a soy milk machine.

The battle in the sky reached its end.

Zhu Long was no match for Xiaoyaozi and was directly beaten into a serious injury by him.

"Xiaoyaozi, thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, you just wait, I will definitely return."

After speaking, Zhu Long left directly.

"Will definitely return?"

Chen Hao's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

The other party wasn't Gray Wolf, why say he would definitely return.

"Ning'er, give me the book."

"Here you go."

Zhang Ning'er handed the Nine Yang Soy Milk Machine manual to Xiaoyaozi.

"Nine Yang Soy Milk Machine Manual?"

Seeing this book, Xiaoyaozi was somewhat bewildered.

"This is what Master said was the supreme treasure of our sect?"

Hearing this, Zhang Ning'er couldn't help but say to Xiaoyaozi, "I heard Grandmaster say."

"If you love a girl, you must treat her to soy milk."

"Thinking about it, Grandmaster leaving this thing behind must mean exactly that."

"Oh, so that's how it is!"

Hearing this, Chen Hao looked confused.

"Drink soy milk? Shouldn't you treat someone to milk?"

"That doesn't seem wrong either."

"You treat someone to soy milk, they treat you to milk."

"Hmm, courtesy demands reciprocity!"

Xiaoyaozi put away the Nine Yang Soy Milk Machine manual.

Then he said to Chen Hao, "Little brother, thank you."

"These days, you can just stay here with me."

"Fine."

Chen Hao and the others stayed in Xiaoyaozi's courtyard.

They had a comfortable place to stay, but the Chewing Gum Man and the others were unlucky.

Having nowhere to stay, they could only sleep in the open.

The next day.

Chen Hao and Shangguan Huofeng continued to stroll around this Immortal Territory.

As a result, they ran into the Chewing Gum Man and the others halfway.

"What happened to you guys?"

Chen Hao discovered that these guys all had panda eyes, and their faces and hands were covered in large red bumps.

"Damn it, there are actually mosquitoes in this place."

"That's right, these mosquitoes saw us and acted like they were crazy, biting us frantically."

"If Lu Fei hadn't used chewing gum to build a mosquito net last night."

"You might not have seen us anymore."

Thinking of that mosquito net of Lu Fei's, Xiong Daigang felt a wave of nausea.

In her view, that chewing gum was the most disgusting thing.

Not only did it have Lu Fei's saliva on it, but it also had countless mosquitoes.

Ma Li walked up to Chen Hao pitifully.

"Boss, do you have anything to eat? I haven't eaten for a day."

The Chewing Gum Man and the others hadn't eaten either.

Among them, the most miserable were Ma Li and Xiong Daigang.

The Chewing Gum Man had chewing gum to eat; even if the gum lost its flavor, he could dip it in white sugar.

As for the Cigar Man.

A cigarette after a meal is better than a celestial being.

This guy seemed not to need to eat; having a cigar as spiritual sustenance was enough.

"Here!"

Chen Hao took out several portions of food.

"Fish-flavored shredded pork?"

"Kung Pao chicken?"

"Preserved vegetable pork belly?"

"Boss, aren't these pre-made dishes?"

"That's right, do you guys want to eat or not?"

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