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Chapter 137: Misunderstanding, one hammer kills the God of Thunder!

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"Mjolnir!"

Thor was furious, this was his beloved hammer!

"Give it back to me!"

Boom——!

The ground was cracked by the God of Thunder's step, he ejected to Ye Li's front, wanting to take back the Meow-Meow Hammer!

Whoosh whoosh whoosh~

"What's the rush."

Ye Li grabbed the hammer strap and swung it a few times———

——"Here, giving it back to you."

Bang!!!

Only a dull sound was heard, the silver hammer face printed on Thor's chest, smashing him flying backward!

Boom!——Roll roll roll~~

The Asgardian prince held his hammer, rolled twice in the open field, feeling a bit chest-tight and short of breath..

"Wow..."

"They... what are..."

"Big brother is so amazing..."

Since the Bifrost descended just now.

The three children had been in a dazed expression, their little brains completely unable to understand the situation...

"Thor!"

Sif hurriedly held her spear and attacked Ye Li, ordering the Warriors Three: "I'll hold this guy off! You guys go see how Thor is!"

Shoo———!

The spear tip stabbed over.

Ding-dang~

A short sleeve sword popped out of Ye Li's sleeve, blocking the spear, the purple blade glowing with a cold, chilling light, clearly containing a violent poison.

"Who exactly are you!?"

Sif hadn't faced Ye Li directly before, seeing his cold, chilling weapon, she imagined him as some evil villain...

After all, the Asgardian "Second Princess", the Nine Realms' number one assassin... mage, liked to use insidious weapons like daggers hidden in sleeves...

But just then.

Matilda turned her head and looked over, asking Sif confusedly: "Huh? Sister, you look familiar, why are you hitting brother?"

Sif was stunned...

She had a deep impression of this brave girl; at that time, Matilda could even trade a few blows with the Destroyer...

"Sif, stop."

Thor rubbed his chest and walked over, looking at Matilda... then peeking at Ye Li... finally hesitating.

"I think... we misunderstood..."

He had seen Ye Li once, knowing he was Matilda's brother.

After listening to Thor's explanation.

Sif still scanned Ye Li and Matilda strangely, "Could it be that in Midgard... siblings like to hug each other... and suck on lips?"

"Ahem..."

Ye Li awkwardly made up a lie, "Usually, those with a very good relationship... will be like this..."

"Mmm..."

Matilda was also embarrassed by being looked at, her hands resting on Ye Li's shoulders, her jade legs swinging in the air~

Whoosh—slap~

The young girl did a light backflip and landed behind her brother, hiding shyly and not coming out...

Thor found it amusing, feeling his chest tightness had eased quite a bit. He and Matilda could be considered friends, and it was his first time seeing this girl like this.

"Oh ho~ long time no see."

Ye Li suddenly greeted.

Thor was stunned.

We don't seem to be that familiar, do we...

He hesitated and greeted, "Oh... hello..."

"Long time no see." Ye Li, however, bent down slightly and patted the head of the Piggy Man...

Duroc Piggy: "Hmph-snort~ hmph-snort~"

Thor was left awkward: "......" (So he wasn't greeting me......)

Florida.

Miami.

Wuennnn.......

Click...

Click...

"Hehehe! You guys be quiet."

Stark ordered the clone soldiers who had just gotten off the vehicle: "We are infiltrating secretly, understand? Do you know what a secret infiltration is?"

"......"

The clone soldiers all remained silent.

Maintaining silence.

"Alright...."

Stark shook his head helplessly, "As far as talking goes, you guys are indeed very quiet.....

That guy Li, ever since he went offline, there hasn't been a peep for so long. I want to file a complaint about this terrible service attitude....."

"In the service agreement....."

The lead clone soldier suddenly emitted Ye Li's voice: "......does not include real-person chatting, Tony."

"You finally came back online!"

Tony hurriedly pulled this clone soldier over, squatted into a corner and said: "I found the Mandarin's lair, Li, now I have an infiltration plan....."

"Infiltration, my foot."

Ye Li controlled the clone soldier, dual-wielding two 12.7mm caliber submachine guns: "Charge in!"

Tony: "Huh?"

Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat——!!

"Enemy attack!—Ah!!"

"Run! The enemy is too brutal!"

In the manor where the Mandarin lived, the wails and screams of the guards kept ringing out!

"It's special forces! We are no match!"

"Oh my god! Help!"

"Ah!....."

The sounds soon gradually subsided.

Tony walked into the building under the protection of a squad of clone soldiers, poking his head around to search———

"....This is indeed much simpler than I thought.... But where is the Mandarin... he wouldn't have been scared off, would he?"

"Probably upstairs."

Ye Li controlled the clone soldier as if taking a leisurely stroll, chatting casually with Stark: "However.... Tony, sometimes seeing is not necessarily believing."

Stark: "What do you mean?"

"People can act."

Ye Li walked to the room upstairs.

Opened a door———

And saw a skinny old man with a big beard, who was just climbing out the window to escape..

This person was the so-called "Mandarin."

The one who had been enthusiastically performing for the American people for free on television a few days ago.

In reality, his real name was Trevor Slattery.

Tony followed Ye Li into the room, and as soon as he saw the "Mandarin," he immediately raised his gun and aimed it at him———

"Don't move!"

"Oh!"

Slattery was startled and hurriedly raised his hands: "I'm not moving, whatever you want, take it..... Those guns on the wall are all fake, they don't dare let me handle real ones."

"Or...."

He looked at the two women in lingerie hiding behind him and raised an eyebrow at Tony: "....Do you want these two little things? I can let you have them."

"Heh~"

Stark shrugged at the clone soldier beside him and teased Ye Li: "He's having quite a bit of fun, are you interested?"

"Get lost."

Slap~—Ye Li gave the wisecracking Tony a direct smack on the forehead.

Someone now has a minimum standard of five-player queues with beauties every night..... How could he possibly take a liking to this.....

Besides, he was only controlling the clone soldier's body right now and felt nothing at all.....

"Ow...!"

....Alright, looks like you don't like it.

Actually, I don't like it either....."

Tony pointed his gun at Slattery and gestured, "I must say, your taste is quite mediocre, Mandarin."

"Have some understanding, for an old man like me, my aesthetic definitely has a generation gap with you young people.... Hmm?"

Slattery paused as he spoke and pointed at himself: "You call me Mandarin? Oh, it seems you......"

After Slattery's explanation.

Tony gradually understood that the terrorist leader Mandarin was just a stand-in, an actor.....

The real mastermind had always been Killian.

"Fuck!"

He couldn't help but curse, turned around, and was about to head to the hideout Killian had revealed.....

Bang!

A flaming Extremis soldier suddenly burst out from the wardrobe and lunged at Stark!

Savin was dead, so Killian would naturally send new people to protect and monitor Slattery.

"Oh!"

Tony was so scared he rolled on the spot——

——"Li, hurry and take him out!"

"Uh....

Tony, I've run into a bit of trouble here too."

Ye Li's side.... seemed to have some issues as well, "I'm logging off first, let's play next time."

"Hey, at such a critical moment!"

Tony was left speechless. What did he mean by "play next time"? Did he really think this was just a game?

Wouldn't that make him an NPC?

Ye Li: "What are you worried about? Outside is full of your security, just leave this guy to the soldiers."

[Eva.....]

[WALL-E.....]

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