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Chapter 866: Colossus, you

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Colossus, who had just sworn on his life that he would complete the task, immediately froze.

Knock Storm unconscious and then send her to your room?

This... this isn't illegal, is it?

Looking at the awkward and troubled Colossus, Su Quan hummed: "Can't do it?"

Colossus scratched his head and gave a sheepish smile: "This, I can't do this kind of thing. How about changing the request? I guarantee I'll definitely do it!"

"Change the request? Sure, then let's change it to Jean Grey," Su Quan said indifferently.

"..."

Colossus froze again; I said change the request, not change the person.

"That... Jean... Jean Grey won't work either, I wouldn't do this kind of thing to a girl! How about... change it to a guy?"

Colossus explained awkwardly, only to end up saying something even more awkward.

Change it to a guy?

No wonder you're called Colossus, you really are made of steel!

Wait, if I remember correctly, Colossus seems to be Deadpool's good buddy, and Deadpool... he swings both ways, no taboos!

As the saying goes, one who stays near vermilion gets stained red, one who stays near ink gets stained black; it also says, birds of a feather flock together; it says again, one learns by seeing and hearing; and it says once more, one is naturally influenced by their surroundings.

It's terrifying to think about.

No wonder in the movie, when you saw a young lady's clothes torn during a fight, you'd rather take a beating than even glance at her.

Is that being a gentleman?

Pfft, that's just you not being interested!

Don't think I don't know you didn't refuse Deadpool's hugging and cuddling!

"You can try knocking Iceman unconscious and sending him to Firefist's room, or... your own room!" Su Quan said with a smile.

Colossus scratched his head; knock Firefist unconscious and send him to Iceman's room?

Who in the school doesn't know they don't get along? If I really did that, they would definitely start fighting.

How about I just send him to my own room? I'll apologize to Firefist properly later, he should forgive me.

That's what I'll do!

Just as Colossus, having made up his mind, was about to agree, he heard Su Quan change his tune.

"I was just joking. If you really want to thank me, then after Storm and Jean Grey leave the academy, make good use of the Phoenix Force to protect the school and the Professor for them!"

Colossus's expression turned serious, and he hurriedly promised: "I will! I will definitely protect the Professor and the school with my life."

"Go get busy."

"Yes."

Colossus had just left when Storm arrived.

"Is he okay?" Storm was a bit worried; resurrection is truly a taboo, she didn't know if there would be any aftereffects.

"He's got issues!"

Su Quan looked serious, and Storm panicked: "I knew it, I knew breaking the taboo of life and death couldn't be without consequences! What... what issues does he have?"

Su Quan said with a straight face: "I asked him to knock you unconscious and send you to my room, he refused, and then I asked him to knock Jean unconscious and send her to my room, and he refused that too!"

"And then, do you know what he said?"

Storm was flustered and didn't react to Su Quan's train of thought: "What did he say?"

"He said, how about... change it to a guy!"

"Change it to a guy!"

"Listen, listen, is that something a human would say?"

Su Quan grabbed Storm's hand in righteous indignation: "His orientation has problems, but I don't! To prove myself, are you free tonight?"

"I am... wait, what is this all about? Can you be serious for once!"

Storm, having been led down the wrong path, stared at Su Quan speechlessly.

Su Quan shrugged noncommittally: "Be serious, right? Fine, I told him that when you and Jean are not at the academy, he should make good use of the Phoenix Force to take care of the Professor and the academy for you."

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