[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-an-improper-monster-girl-s-transformation-diary":3,"chapter-an-improper-monster-girl-s-transformation-diary-an-improper-monster-girl-s-transformation-diary-chapter-9":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","An Improper Monster Girl's Transformation Diary",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2311938,4517,"Chapter 9","an-improper-monster-girl-s-transformation-diary-chapter-9",9,"\u003Cp>\"Encountered the Sorrowful Mermaid Queen in the Alien Prison—high attack, high HP, monstrous strength! Spent all my strength and still couldn't defeat her!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【？】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Disciple is incompetent, beg the Ancestor to aid me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【？】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Immortal, save me! Just lift a finger! Why are you just standing there watching, Immortal!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【？】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The God of Satire seemed equally surprised by Herbert’s reaction, sending three question marks in succession, and after a long hesitation, finally spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【...Speak plainly.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Please be normal. I’m scared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I finally meet someone I can talk to, and this is what I get?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Herbert sneered, but ultimately chose not to continue teasing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though it really was fun to tease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, so today I met a legendary sea monster. She tried to control my mind—but guess what?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey! Not only did her song not affect me, she was incredibly friendly and wanted to give me a loving hug! Isn’t that amazing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, do you have any insight into this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【You noticed?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The text became more ornate, faintly conveying the writer’s joyful mood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course—it’s so obvious, I’m not Bai Chi, how could I miss it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Hehe, it seems you’ve finally grasped my greatness.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Understood. Completely understood.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Herbert clenched his teeth, veins bulging on his temples, face set in grim determination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So damn dark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Making a cow-headed female and goblin females charge me together...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No human could possibly imagine such a dream!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So twisted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the Evil God did spare a shred of mercy and ultimately didn’t carry it out, preventing Herbert from truly breaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even so, irreversible damage had already been done to his spirit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His mind is contaminated!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Layers of folds in his brain were packed with memory fragments comparable to Old Ones’ corruption.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Herbert shook his head, took a deep breath, and redirected his focus elsewhere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Good, you understand. Hehehe...】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【With my protection, a mere legendary sea monster means nothing~】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the height of his pride, the Evil God sketched a smug little face on the paper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【But the failure of charm magic has little to do with me~ Think for yourself—what other blessings do you have?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Other blessings... oh!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Herbert thought it over and realized—it was the Pure Blessing he’d always despised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pure of heart, immune to all enchantment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Herbert had assumed this ability merely granted him higher resistance to charm—but never imagined it granted outright immunity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immune to charm!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That explained why the monastery’s high-ups dared let him manage the prison alone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the Pure Oath blessing, as long as Herbert didn’t break his vow, no one could enchant him, no monster in the prison could manipulate him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, like a salaryman who drinks three cups of black coffee and still brings emergency heart pills to work for an all-nighter—is the real tool just someone who comes pre-equipped with resistance?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Correct. Though I look down on Him, as long as this Sacred Mark blessing remains, all charm magic will fail against you.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But wait—last night, weren’t you the one who enchanted me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I nearly followed you out of my room!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【You compare them to me? How little do you think of me?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mm-hmm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re the Evil God, you’re awesome.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Herbert’s lip twitched, barely holding back the retort—If you’re so awesome, why can you only log in after midnight?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is it because you don’t want to?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or does Mom not let you play with your phone, so you sneak it at night?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two continued bantering for a while, until Herbert finally changed the subject, writing seriously: \"Listen, stop wasting time on this nonsense—shouldn’t we talk about real business?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Oh? What do you want to discuss?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your purpose, what you need me to do, and what you can offer in return.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Are you threatening me?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not yet—this is still negotiation. Threatening comes only if we fail to reach an agreement.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When discussing serious matters, Herbert’s laziness vanished. His expression was calm, utterly unconcerned that he was bargaining with a divine entity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though the Evil God belonged to the domain of evil, no one could ignore that this was a deity towering above mortals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The world’s natives might genuinely revere such beings, believing them unstoppable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Herbert, reborn into this world, carried no such mental imprint—he feared them, but did not revere them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【You’re confident, aren’t you? So sure I’ll follow your terms?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Herbert’s left hand trembled. A drop of ink fell from his pen, spreading rapidly across the paper, forming a grotesque, self-arranged string of text.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Do you truly believe you have the right to negotiate?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you really think a mere mortal like you has the right to bargain with a god?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Evil God made no effort to hide his contempt, challenging the mortal’s arrogance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the mortal... paid it no mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hah!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even let out a scoff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Herbert’s expression didn’t change. He abandoned the letter-game entirely and spoke calmly: \"Because the one who needs something isn’t me—it’s you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He leaned back, tilting the chair onto its two front legs, swaying lazily back and forth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don’t rush to deny it. Let me lay it out for you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You came uninvited. You’re the one dragging me into this boring game. And you’re the one sealed and trapped.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The room fell silent, save for his own voice echoing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Besides, today has confirmed one thing—you’re far weaker than I imagined.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You really think I did nothing all day, just hiding in some corner trembling?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Here’s a hint—why do you think I asked you about the mermaid first?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boy grinned scornfully, just as the Evil God had sneered at mortals—mocking the deity’s stupidity and pride.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You really thought I was just bored?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hum—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A faint hum vibrated in his ears, as if some being’s wrath had interfered with reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Herbert ignored it, continuing his monologue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your reaction gave me the answer—you’re not omniscient.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You didn’t know about my encounter with the mermaid, didn’t know what happened, didn’t know what we spoke about... meaning you can’t read my thoughts.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if you are a true Evil God, you’re not nearly as terrifying or invincible as I first thought.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Am I right, dear Evil God?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Click.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Now...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rocking chair legs settled. The boy lifted his right leg, lounging casually, and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do I now have the right to negotiate with you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1051,"2026-06-20T12:31:06.198Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","04b7a70898a3d2e343125daee4abf1d6b3b1b96a8ccb9ff79299d6c3d8277a97","an-improper-monster-girl-s-transformation-diary-chapter-10","an-improper-monster-girl-s-transformation-diary-chapter-8",453,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fan-improper-monster-girl-s-transformation-diary-cover.jpg"]