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Chapter 80

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The perspective returns to Dorothy's side.

The morning after a night without words, Dorothy climbed out of bed with difficulty.

If it were her in her previous life, she would probably choose to stay in bed until it was time for lunch. But in this life where she finally restarted her life, she didn't want to waste time like this anymore.

Therefore, she has been consciously adjusting her daily routine and developing healthy living habits in this life.

She is not the kind of ruthless person with strong self-control, so she needs to restrain herself with habits and use the power of inertia to drive herself to keep moving forward.

Once this kind of living habit is formed, people will naturally be pushed by the inertia of past life to abide by it.

This is a quite useful way to restrain oneself. The only disadvantage is that once this habit is broken, it is extremely difficult to pick it up again. (This point is true, don't ask me how I know, because as a salted fish like me, four years ago I was actually a full-attendance party, sad!)

Of course, this fragile way can only be used for a while, but it is difficult to be effective for a lifetime. Fortunately, Dorothy quickly found a way to fight against her salted fish nature of late-stage laziness.

We must use laziness to deal with laziness.

For example, why do people like to stay in bed?

Of course, it's because it's comfortable to lie in bed, the quilt is super warm, and the new clothes in the closet are cold, the steps of putting on clothes are also very troublesome, and washing up after getting up is also...

Summary, who would like trouble? These troublesome things are of course delayed as much as possible until they can't be delayed anymore.

It's just that, think about it carefully, this can only be called procrastination. After all, you still have to do all those troublesome things in the end. This is simply lazy for nothing.

So, what should a real lazy person do?

Of course, find a way to make those troublesome things no longer troublesome.

If only someone could iron my clothes, put on my clothes, and wash up for me every day, and let me open my mouth for food and stretch out my hands for clothes, then I wouldn't stay in bed.

Dorothy thinks so.

It's just that even a biological mother probably wouldn't be so patient to raise a useless person. The person who can serve you to this extent must be a full-time nanny who covets your money, and the salary of a nanny who is so dedicated...

Forget it, poor people don't deserve it...

So, people pass, but there is magic for things that people can't do. Mana is omnipotent, okay.

Thus, while the short-term diligence pushed by habits hadn't expired, Dorothy began to study magic diligently and began to think with all her might about how she could use magic to sweep away all the trivial things in her life.

The difficulties in this are naturally a lot. During this process, Dorothy wanted to stop researching many times and just fish for a while, but after weighing whether it was the pleasure of fishing for a while or the pleasure of fishing for a lifetime, she gritted her teeth and persisted.

She believes that as long as everything in life is simplified, then she will definitely be able to overcome laziness.

Hmm, I want to fight against laziness to the end so that I can be lazy for a lifetime in the future.

Holding this belief, Dorothy's life for so many years has been spent in an endless spiral of "I'm so tired, I want to fish," "Shut up, you have to think about why you feel tired, and then think about how to make yourself not so tired," "But thinking is also very tired," "Then think of a way to make thinking not so tired," etc.

Fortunately, her inspiration talent is quite high, so every time she pondered, inspiration suddenly came, and then those basic magic knowledge that she had memorized but couldn't understand at all moved by themselves under the action of this inspiration, and as these knowledge moved, Dorothy also understood.

So she often sighed while recording these magic spells she had pondered blindly in her mind.

And what is even more outrageous is that after she tried it, she was stunned to find that these magic spells she had pondered blindly could actually be used, and not only could they be used, they were quite easy to use.

This discovery made her feel quite fun.

Dorothy still remembers that the first magic she created by herself in her life was at the age of one and a half.

At that time, her father Adam hadn't met her stepmother Annie, and the father and daughter were wandering around in the mortal world on the ground, living a miserable life.

At that time, Dorothy didn't understand why her cheap old father took her around everywhere. Now that she thinks about it, it should be to avoid the pursuit of the Dragon Mother.

And at that time, Dorothy, who was too young, didn't have anything fun, so she could only look at her father's spellbook blindly and boredly every day.

Witches are born with knowledge, so Adam didn't make a big fuss about Dorothy's unusual intelligence at that time.

After all, compared to those genius witch cubs who can use high-level magic at birth and blow up their parents together, this abnormality of his daughter is not strange, just a little smarter.

Even, during that wandering life, Adam often took the initiative to teach Dorothy various knowledge, and that magic book, which was more important than life to a mage, became little Dorothy's toy.

Dorothy spent half a year learning the common language of witches, and then spent another year learning the basic mage courses (Witch Kindergarten Enlightenment Textbook) from her father Adam.

Then she pondered out the first self-created magic spell in her life, the "Lazy Person's Dressing Spell," which was the later "Witch's Dressing Spell," based on that little bit of basic magic knowledge.

The next day, she pondered out the "Lazy Person's Washing Spell."

The third day...

During that time, Dorothy, who realized that creating magic spells was quite fun, began to update frantically at the speed of one new magic spell a day with an output that would make a sow feel ashamed.

Moreover, in the process of constantly creating magic spells, the basic magic principles in her brain that could only be considered memorized were completely digested by her.

Then she began to pester Adam every day to teach her more advanced magic knowledge, but Adam, who was busy earning milk powder and diaper money for his daughter, had no time to play with her every day. Finally, there was no way, so he had to buy her a Witch Kindergarten Magic Book (Witch version of Little Genius Watch?) to let her learn by herself.

That was also Dorothy's first spellbook in her life. Now her spellbook is constantly strengthened and upgraded on that basis, although it has long been magically modified beyond recognition.

To be honest, that kindergarten spellbook is really lagging behind. Although it has the function of linking to the Mana Web, the teenager mode is locked, and Dorothy can't see the wonderful world of adult witches at all, and can only enter a few kindergarten enlightenment forums.

Dorothy, who considers herself an adult, how could she be willing to mix with a group of real little brats every day, so she rushed directly to the only all-age facility that the broken book could link to—the Mana Web Library.

And Dorothy, who entered the Mana Web Library for the first time, was so high that she was like a mouse falling into a rice jar, but she soon despaired to find that this broken library didn't give free riders any way to live. There wasn't a single free book, and all books charged fees.

Fortunately, it didn't charge Witch Gold Yuan, but a virtual currency called Library Points, which made little Dorothy sigh in relief. After all, she didn't have to ask her old father for money. Moreover, her old father was also very poor. Don't know how a high-level mage like him lived so miserably. Mages generally shouldn't be quite rich?

However, as an adult in thought, Dorothy is not the kind of person who only thinks about reaching out to her parents. She pondered that she could be self-reliant.

And looking at the rules of the Mana Web Library, as long as you include new magic spells, you can get point feedback, and if someone buys your magic spells later, the points sold also belong to the creator.

Seeing this, Dorothy breathed a sigh of relief.

Then what are you waiting for, the thing I lack the least is self-created magic spells.

Thus, Dorothy registered an account of "Forest Witch" in the Mana Web Library at that time, and uploaded her lazy series of magic spells changed to the witch series in one go.

Although she felt at that time that there shouldn't be anyone buying the graffiti of a one-year-old little witch, she felt that the magic spells she created were really too simple and rough, simply like the graffiti of a kindergarten child.

Moreover, creating magic spells is clearly so simple, I, a one-and-a-half-year-old little witch, can do it, those adult witches shouldn't be unable to do it, right?

They must have better magic spells, no need to buy hers.

So, Dorothy went to find if there were any magic books she could afford to learn after getting the reward points for uploading new magic spells. She felt that she urgently needed to charge.

Creating magic spells has become more and more difficult these days. No way, no matter how high the inspiration is, it needs knowledge reserve as nourishment. Otherwise, a clever woman can't cook without rice.

And after Dorothy finished gnawing on the newly bought magic books, and then took a batch of new little magic spells she pondered out to continue to go to the library to ride for free, she was stunned to find that the points under her account exploded.

And looking again, the lazy magic spells she uploaded before had climbed to the bestseller list.

Dorothy was shocked at that time. She felt that this world must be crazy. Otherwise, why would so many people have nothing to do and rush to buy the graffiti of a one-year-old little witch?

Then she curiously went to see the buyer reviews below.

The first few comments were quite normal, just like what Dorothy imagined before. Adult witches were very disdainful of this.

"Who has nothing to do and is bored to create this kind of trick-level 0-ring magic spell, and the effect is so tasteless."

"To be honest, it is indeed tasteless. Dressing and washing up, isn't it something you can do with your hands? Need magic?"

"Who would spend precious points to buy this thing?"

"Only fools and rich people buy it."

……

It's just that this normal comment didn't last long, and soon things went wrong.

"Sorry, big shot, I take back what I said yesterday. Witch teacher, you are a god. This is the most practical magic spell I have ever seen in my life."

"The waste pays respects to the big shot. It's my pattern that is small. Never expected that things that can be done by reaching out can be so cool if you don't reach out."

"Big shot, update quickly, take my points away."

"Yes, I am that fool and rich person. Big shot, I want more."

"Recommended by a friend, I announce that a new annual god-spell is born."

"If Witch teacher doesn't make the annual god-spell ranking, then I won't watch it."

……

Looking at the wind direction directly reversing in two levels, Dorothy understood again.

It turns out that it's not just me who is lazy, it's this world.

It was also from that day that the Forest Witch started the Mana Web massacre, and the new generation of roll kings in the academic world was born.

It's just that, over the years, the magic spells she created are not all life magic spells born for laziness.

Now, thinking that she is about to start the second reality battle in her life, Dorothy sighed. She opened the spellbook and revealed a series of magic spells that, although uploaded to the Mana Web Library, had never been sold to the outside world.

Fairy Duel King series.

This is a series of magic spells derived from the inspiration she accumulated from years of Mana Web dueling experience.

Although the quantity is not large, each one is her trump card for galloping in the Mana Web duel arena.

As for why this series is not sold to the outside world?

Tsk, her Mana Web duel killing relies entirely on this exclusive secret method. Selling it, isn't that exposing her own weaknesses?

If she really wants to sell it, she has to wait until she researches the 2.0 version of the Duel King.

"Sigh, I clearly just want to be a scientific research witch with peace of mind. These killing magic spells are really hurtful to harmony, but there is no way. For the sake of assessment, for the sake of rank points, today I, the Mana Web Duel King Philosophy Fairy♂, have to re-emerge in the rivers and lakes."

Dorothy sighed and thought this in her heart. Today, she will probably drop a layer of vest.

... Scum witch is sighing...

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