Chapter 96: The Melancholy of Sophie Liya

"So the newspaper for today has already arrived? Come, let me take a look at how others are singing my praises."

At the dining table, Dorothy suddenly spotted a stack of newspapers placed by Sophie Liya's side. Her eyes lit up instantly, and with a wave of her hand, an invisible Mage Hand brought the stack over.

There is a News Society within the Witch Academy, and this *Little Witch Daily* is the fruit of their labor, imitating the best-selling newspaper in the Witch World—the *Witch Daily*. In fact, the power behind the Ink Feather News Society in the academy is indeed the *Witch Daily* office; those big-mouthed crows can join the newspaper as intern paparazzi immediately after graduation.

Of course, as for the authenticity of the news reported by these big-mouthed crows...

Well, let's just say those who know, know. Just read it for a laugh; anyone who believes it entirely is an idiot.

However, Dorothy thought about how she had displayed such divine might yesterday, single-handedly overturning the entire Armed Society. It was like a god descending to earth. Even if those big-mouthed crows added a little artistic flair, it shouldn't be too outrageous, right?

Hmm, the requirements aren't high; just bragging about how awesome I am will do.

The Home Witch thought to herself, then, while using magic to simulate the habit of sipping dragon milk from the milk cup in front of her, she spread out the newspaper in her hands.

And then...

"Pfft..."

Dorothy spat out a mouthful of milk on the spot, nearly drenching Sophie Liya opposite her. Fortunately, the Angel Witch seemed to have been prepared; the moment this young lady opened the newspaper, she had already pre-set a shield spell, so the thick, white, viscous liquid could only helplessly slide down the transparent shield, failing to stain the Angel's holiness in the slightest.

"Young Lady, please cherish your food."

Although Sophie Liya said this in a serious and rigid manner, judging by how those handsome and majestic phoenix eyes of hers were now squinted, she was secretly amused inside.

Clearly, she had been well aware of the content in this newspaper.

"Nonsense, those bird-people are tarnishing my innocence! Can anyone explain to me what's going on with this headline: 'Shocking! Succubus President faints on the arena with a look of pleasure, and the culprit is actually her'?"

Opposite her, Dorothy couldn't even be bothered to wipe the white dragon milk leaking from the corner of her mouth. She slapped this outrageous newspaper onto the table with a *thwack*, her enchanting and bright peach-blossom eyes widened, looking exceptionally cute for a moment.

"Emmmm, although the reporting style of those big-mouthed crows is usually like this, I have to say, they didn't make it up this time; on the contrary, it's quite documentary."

The Angel Witch elegantly picked up a napkin and gently dabbed her lips a few times, wiping away the residual dragon milk from the corners of her mouth. Because of the nourishment of the dragon milk, her already rosy cherry lips looked even more lustrous and alluring.

It's just a pity that the words coming out of such a beautiful little mouth were so hurtful.

"In terms of universal rationality, Young Lady, although you did indeed win yesterday, you didn't win that thoroughly."

"Uh..."

Dorothy was stunned. She recalled the match yesterday slightly, but she had fainted as soon as the match ended, and she really didn't have much impression of the final result now. She only knew that she had indeed won in the end.

Wasn't it that the Succubus President was finally beaten to death by her 'Ora-Ora' barrage, and then she won? How else could she have won besides that?

"So please speak human language."

Dorothy looked at the riddle-loving Angel opposite her with even more dissatisfaction and slapped the table again.

"Look for yourself, isn't there a recorded video below the newspaper?"

Sophie Liya didn't answer; she just covered her mouth with one hand in a ladylike manner, blocking the smile she could no longer hold back.

Dorothy: "..."

She lowered her head once again and looked at the newspaper in her hands.

Just like in the magic movies she watched in her previous life, the newspapers in the Witch World also came with dynamic images, unlike the newspapers of mortals which only had fixed photos. Therefore, Dorothy quickly found the recording of yesterday's duel.

Impatient, she dragged the progress bar of the recording to the end, then widened her eyes and watched carefully.

Hmm, there's nothing wrong with this; it really was after a round of her 'Ora-Ora' that the Succubus President finally rolled her eyes and fainted.

Is there anything wrong with this?

Dorothy looked up at Sophie Liya opposite her, but the Angel Witch still wouldn't speak human language.

"Young Lady, please look carefully."

Helpless, the Home Witch had to watch it again. This time, she watched it with extra care, not missing any detail, and then...

Ah, this...

Dorothy discovered the highlight she had missed before.

Madelin's HP bar: 233/13,000.

Damn, why didn't this person's HP bar reach zero in the end? It still had a sliver of health left. Then how did she lose consciousness?

"Hahaha..."

Watching the suddenly bewildered expression of her Young Lady, the Angel Witch opposite finally couldn't hold it in anymore, and she laughed out loud with great satisfaction.

"Congratulations! You are the first witch to make this Jade-Faced Asura, Ice-Heart Succubus reach climax from pleasure. To be able to make a succubus unable to withstand that excessive pleasure and faint directly from it... I can only say, as expected of you, my Young Lady, you are indeed so powerful."

Sophie Liya hadn't been this happy for a long time. Now in a great mood, she felt she could eat a mountain of food while watching the Young Lady's current frustrated expression.

Well done, big-mouthed crows, your funding for this year is secured again.

Dorothy: "..."

Damn...

Looking at Sophie Liya laughing exceptionally loudly opposite her, she opened her mouth to refute, but didn't know how to refute it.

She could only lower her head and continue reading the newspaper with a belly full of anger. Then, the next item made her laugh.

"Hahaha, Sophie Liya, have you finished reading this newspaper? This second page is also not bad."

She also laughed out loud, then kept staring at the top of the Angel Witch's head opposite her with a strange look.

Sophie Liya: "..."

This newspaper hadn't arrived long ago, and she had only managed to read the headline on the cover; she really hadn't read the rest. And now, the Young Lady's gaze gave her an ominous premonition.

Consequently, she snatched the newspaper from the Young Lady's hand with a *thwack* and flipped directly to the second page.

The next moment, the Angel Witch nearly turned into a Fallen Angel.

I saw that the headline on the second page was written in large characters.

"President, if you fall in love with a wild horse, you must face the prairie. You must be strong."

Damn, you bunch of damned bird-people, as long as I am the Student Council President for one day, don't even think about getting another cent of funding.

On this day, a terrifying pressure, like a god descending to earth, radiated once again from the top floor of the Shining Tower to the entire academy, making countless little witches tremble with fear.

... The Angel Witch is trembling with anger... ===== CHAPTER 97 =====