[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-armed-witch":3,"chapter-armed-witch-armed-witch-chapter-96":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Armed Witch",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2353636,4604,"Chapter 96","armed-witch-chapter-96",96,"\u003Cp>“Has today’s newspaper arrived already? Come, let me see how everyone’s fawning over me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the dining table, Dorothy suddenly spotted a stack of newspapers beside Sophilia’s hand; her eyes lit up, and with a wave of her hand, an invisible mage’s hand snatched the pile over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Witch Academy has a news society, and this Little Witch Daily is its product, modeled after the most popular newspaper in the witch world—the Witch Daily. In fact, the academy’s Ink Feather News Society is backed by the Witch Daily itself; those big-mouthed crows can join the newspaper directly after graduation as rookie paparazzi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, as for the truthfulness of the news these big-mouthed crows report...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Well, let’s just say those who understand, understand—take it as entertainment, and anyone who believes it wholeheartedly is an idiot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Dorothy thought: yesterday she had unleashed such overwhelming power, single-handedly defeating the entire Armed Society, like a celestial deity descending—surely even if these big-mouthed crows added a little artistic flair, it couldn’t be too absurd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yeah, she didn’t ask for much—just praise how awesome I am.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The homebound witch thought this, then, using magic to mimic the habit of drinking, sucked dragon milk from the cup in front of her while unfolding the newspaper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pfft...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dorothy spat out a mouthful of milk, nearly drenching Sophilia across from her; fortunately, the angel witch had anticipated this—right as the young lady opened the paper, she’d already cast a protective shield, so the thick, milky liquid could only slide helplessly down the transparent barrier, leaving not a single drop to defile the angel’s purity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Young lady, please cherish your food.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sophilia spoke with her usual stern, rigid tone, but the way her once dignified, sharp phoenix eyes had narrowed revealed she was secretly laughing inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, she was already fully aware of the newspaper’s contents.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nonsense! Those birds are defiling my reputation! Can someone explain to me what this headline means: ‘Shocking! The Succubus President Fainted on the Arena with a Smiling Face—The Culprit Is Her’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Across from her, Dorothy didn’t even bother wiping the white dragon milk dripping from her lips; she slammed the absurd newspaper onto the table, her once alluring, peach-blossom eyes wide open—suddenly, she looked incredibly cute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm, although those big-mouthed crows always write like this, I have to admit—they didn’t lie this time. In fact, they were remarkably factual.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The angel witch delicately lifted a napkin and lightly dabbed her lips, wiping away the remaining dragon milk; thanks to its nourishing properties, her already rosy cherry lips now gleamed even more lustrous and alluring.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too bad such a beautiful mouth uttered such cruel words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In terms of rational judgment, Young Lady, you did win yesterday—but not decisively.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dorothy froze, recalling yesterday’s match—but she’d passed out immediately after it ended, so she had no clear memory of the final outcome. She only knew she’d won.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wasn’t it because the succubus president finally collapsed from her relentless “Ou-la” attacks, allowing her to win? How else could she have won?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So just speak plainly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dorothy glared at the cryptic angel across from her and slammed the table again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look for yourself—the video recording’s right below the article!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sophilia didn’t answer. Instead, she elegantly covered her mouth with one hand, barely holding back a laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dorothy: “...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She lowered her head again, staring at the newspaper in her hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just like in the magic movie she’d watched in her past life, witch-world newspapers came with dynamic video footage—not static photos like mortal newspapers—so Dorothy quickly found the recording of yesterday’s duel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Impatient, she dragged the video timeline straight to the end and stared intently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, nothing wrong here—after her relentless “Ou-la” assault, the succubus president indeed rolled her eyes back and fainted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s the problem?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dorothy looked up at Sophilia, but the angel witch still refused to explain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Young Lady, pay close attention.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Helpless, the homebound witch watched again—this time with extreme care, missing no detail—and then...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh no...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, Dorothy noticed the detail she’d missed before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Madeline’s HP: 233\u002F13,000\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, why didn’t her HP drop to zero? She still had a sliver left—so how did she lose consciousness?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahaha...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing her young lady’s sudden bewildered expression, the angel witch finally burst out laughing, her mirth loud and unrestrained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Congratulations—you’re the first witch ever to make the Jade-Faced Executioner, the Ice-Heart Succubus reach climax. To make a succubus unable to withstand such overwhelming pleasure and faint outright—only you could do it, my young lady. You’re truly incredible.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sophilia hadn’t been this happy in a long time. In her current good mood, she felt she could eat an entire mountain of food just by staring at her young lady’s now-crestfallen face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Well done, you big-mouthed crows—your budget for this year is secured.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dorothy: “...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Sophilia laugh so loudly across from her, Dorothy opened her mouth to protest—but had no idea how to refute it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So she just swallowed her rage and kept reading the paper—and the next headline made her laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahaha, Sophilia, have you finished reading this? The second page is pretty good too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She laughed heartily, staring at the angel witch’s head with a strange expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sophilia: “...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The newspaper had only just arrived; she’d only had time to read the front-page headline. She hadn’t looked at anything else—and now, the young lady’s gaze gave her a terrible premonition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So she snatched the paper from Dorothy’s hands with a snap and flipped straight to the second page.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment, the angel witch nearly became a fallen angel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There, on the front of the second page, were several bold characters:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“President, If You Love a Wild Horse, You Must Face the Prairie—Stay Strong.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn you, you damn birds—if I’m still Student Council President, you won’t get a single copper coin of funding ever again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That day, the terrifying aura of a divine presence once again radiated from the top of the Shining Tower, spreading across the entire academy and sending countless little witches into trembling fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>......The angel witch, trembling with rage...\u003C\u002Fp>",1012,"2026-06-21T03:49:44.850Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","a84d47bc96e73be9b2231dc3c4e5db395db8f1b42ce1f23c3bd6ed7e02c28e56","armed-witch-chapter-97","armed-witch-chapter-95",1000,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Farmed-witch-cover.jpg"]