[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group":3,"chapter-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-123":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1411566,1865,"Chapter 123: The Awakened Katsura Kotonoha","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-123",123,"\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Huh? Why did it suddenly get so quiet?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's not that it suddenly got quiet—everyone's just too shocked by you. For a moment, nobody knows what to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: You actually managed to eat that filthy thing? You're insane.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Didn't you notice something weird about the taste of the bread?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Weird?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Katsura Kotonoha took another bite of the baguette in his hand and slowly chewed: Hmm, it does feel a little less soft than usual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What do you mean \"less soft\"?! That's not the problem—the problem is the taste! Didn't you smell something off about it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Not really. Actually, I found the smell kind of... familiar. Honestly, it's like this bread and I come from the same roots. Could this be... a gift from the heavens?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Katsura's face suddenly turned serious, his expression oddly solemn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Gift from the heavens, my ass!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul Society's Villain: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unohana Retsu didn't know what to say anymore. She was starting to doubt everything she thought she knew about \"humans.\" Is someone this dumb really a human?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Well, I can't argue with that. His poop and his brain definitely come from the same source—both completely useless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Gintoki! You still haven't answered my question. Why am I in this cell?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, of course there's a reason. Eri-chan, you tell him!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: ?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eriri was instantly thrown off. How the hell would she know?! This idiot didn't even make up a reason and just threw her under the bus?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: M-Maybe... because of the bread?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Bread?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Yeah, the bread! I can't believe you've sunk so low, stealing someone's bread like a madman! I really misjudged you, Wig Boy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: No way! That was a gift from the heavens! Besides, I'm a proud samurai—why would I ever steal bread? Even jokes need limits!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Then where do you think that bread in your hand came from?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Uh... I... I can't remember at all! Every time I try to think about the bread, my head starts to hurt!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, it traumatized him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Of course it did! That bread holds the mark of your crime, Wig Boy! Take some damn responsibility!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Did I really do something so shameful that it defiles the way of the samurai? No... How do I even atone for a sin like this? (expression: evil grin)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: What's with that evil grin?! You're supposed to be thinking about how to make up for what you did, but you look like a damn villain! Who are you even trying to act like?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Aizen Sosuke?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: That's probably the worst slander Aizen's ever gotten.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahahaha! I can't take it anymore, I'm dying from laughter! My own roast is the deadliest!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: If you're trying to make up for your sins, can you at least put down that bread first? Stop stuffing your face, you jerk! I'm gonna puke—Gin-san, I'm seriously about to throw up! Blegh!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Is Kotarou Katsura seriously still eating?! That's terrifying!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kotonoha's lips twitched hard. She had no idea how this version of Katsura managed to swallow bread that had her own poop on it. Just thinking about it gave her goosebumps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whew.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She took a deep breath to calm down. With her right hand gripping the blade, Kotonoha quietly followed behind Makoto Itou into an empty alleyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Slash.*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the quiet moonlit night, the dull sound of a blade cutting into flesh echoed. Dark red blood splattered inside the alley.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Notice: Machete Girl has killed a level-2 intruder. +200 points.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whoa, Miss Katsura actually took out the Makoto Itou who was possessed by a demon?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Mhm. It was pretty easy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kotonoha looked down at Makoto Itou's body, now completely separated from his head. Her pretty, blood-stained face showed no emotion at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: What about the live stream? Kotonoha-chan, you liar!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: I didn't think it was worth streaming. It was over in just a few seconds. [Photo]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: This looks like a scene from a horror movie!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Yeah, but I gotta say, it kinda matches the original story. Makoto's just a head now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If this had been the old Eriri, she probably would've felt sick seeing a photo like that. But now? Nothing. Not even a flicker. Honestly, she found the way he died kind of funny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Why's the blood black?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Because he wasn't really alive to begin with. He was just an empty shell whose soul had already been eaten.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Yeah. When he fell to the ground, he didn't even scream. It was like watching a wooden puppet. So boring.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Boring? What do you mean boring?! You're acting really weird, Kotonoha-chan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Hm? What's wrong?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Saying it's boring because the guy didn't scream—this is exactly how movie serial killers talk!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: A serial killer? Nah... I just think he *should've* screamed. Like, only if he screamed would I feel... satisfied?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: She's snapped. This girl's totally snapped! She went from shy girl to full-on sadist queen!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Personally, I prefer the shy housewife type.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Shut the hell up! Nobody asked about your kinks!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: There might still be other intruders nearby. Kotonoha-chan, be careful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Yup. Hopefully the others are a little tougher than that demon. I'm starting to find these fights kinda fun. :)\u003C\u002Fp>",943,"2026-06-05T23:59:04.158Z",1,"novelbin.me","f82a59f63f0e83f8ec9c18d4062bb209e3a049247b1f06a9c941661dd00d6144","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-124","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-161",443,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fas-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-cover.jpg"]