[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group":3,"chapter-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-186":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1411618,1865,"Chapter 186: A Very Stressed-Out Kotonoha","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-186",186,"\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ahhh, I really wanna know what Mouchou’s surprise is!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Hmph, then keep wondering~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sitting at the restaurant window, Li Mochou gently waved her fan, her narrow eyes slightly narrowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>People couldn’t help but stare at her — even the singing of the tavern girls started going off-key. That white-robed young lord was just too good-looking. It was unreal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In all their lives, they’d never seen a man this charming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Man, this group is getting out of hand. Even Mouchou has turned into a total tease. When will us pure, innocent little flowers ever get our chance to shine?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Pure and innocent? Who? We have someone like that in our group?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Are you blind? I’m right here in front of you, breathing and everything!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Don’t see any \"pure white flower\"... but that filthy man-eating plant is standing out like a sore thumb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Screw you! You’re the damn man-eating plant!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, man-eating plant! Arin-chan’s new hobby is eating people now? That’s scary as hell!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Quit laughing or I’ll eat you first!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Okay sure, but too bad you don’t have the right tools for the job.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Tools? What do you mean by \"tools for the job\"?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Ruiko-chan, are you really just thirteen? How come you understand everything I say right away? Even Mo Chou, a full-grown adult, doesn’t know as much as you. Don’t you feel a little embarrassed?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Anran-san said we should all learn more stuff so we don’t get tricked by people like you, Doujin Artist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Trick your ass. That’s not even the kind of \"knowledge\" Anran-san meant!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Thanks to Kotonoha’s DMs, I get it now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: *Cough* No need to thank me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Why did it have to be in DMs though? You guys are weird. Other than Mo Chou-chan, I think everyone in the group already knows this stuff. What’s the point of whispering about it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Saying it out loud in the group just feels... kinda embarrassing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul Society’s Bad Guy: This kind of stuff shouldn’t be a big deal for someone like Kotonoha~ mua~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Pfft, hahahaha! That \"mua\" from Hana-chan really hit the spot!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village’s Angel: Now I kinda miss it. Kotonoha-chan, wanna do another one someday?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Ahhh! Can you all stop already?! I’m in the middle of a mission, show some mercy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Missions were supposed to be serious business, but this bunch of older girls in the chat had totally thrown off her focus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kotonoha couldn’t help but think back to that cringe moment from her last livestream — when she randomly did a \"mua\" straight into the camera... Just thinking about it now made her want to bury herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Mission? Kotonoha, are there intruders again?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Not sure yet. We’re going to check it out. People have been disappearing one after another in a village in the Aichi mountains. Everyone’s really on edge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Disappearing for no reason? You don’t think it’s human traffickers, do you?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village’s Angel: That might work in a feudal world like Naruto or Return of the Condor Heroes, but Kotonoha’s place is a modern legal society, right? No way traffickers could be that bold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Obviously not traffickers. Gin’s just being dumb again. Born stupid, nothing you can do.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Big talk. Then tell me — why are people disappearing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: I don’t know!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s so like Airi-chan. She doesn’t know but still sounds so sure of herself. (emoji: facepalm)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Still better than pulling nonsense out of nowhere like him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Maybe the intruders are eating them?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul Society’s Bad Guy: Whatever it is, Kotonoha, be careful. If things get out of hand, ask for help in the group. We all want to hear your \"mua\" again, after all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kotonoha felt touched reading the first part, but the second half just made her want to scream. She had a bad feeling this joke would stick with her forever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A stain she’d never be able to wash off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a sigh, Kotonoha looked out the window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mountains stretched endlessly, like a sleeping dragon under the dim gecko-patterned sky. Deep in the hills, scattered lights flickered. The whole place felt unusually quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So pretty,\" said the white-haired girl next to her. \"You never see skies like this in the city anymore.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But... there’s still something a little creepy about it,\" added a blue-haired girl.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like Kotonoha, she had recently been added to Squad Four. Her name was Sakazaki Yuki — an onmyoji who specialized in barrier spells. Aside from her, the squad also had two new male members.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One was Kira, a muscular guy with a buzz cut. The other was Naoto, a pale guy with glasses. Including the driver, there were six people in the van.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ha, what are you, a scaredy-cat?\" Naoto glanced at Yuki and said with a smirk, \"You’re an onmyoji. First thing you gotta do is get over your own fear.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"S-Sorry!\" Sakazaki Yuki quickly lowered her head and apologized.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No need to apologize to me,\" Naoto pushed up his glasses and said, \"I just think you should live up to your identity as an onmyoji.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s enough, Naoto,\" Kira interrupted, waving his hand. \"We’re all new at this. No need to lecture people like that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I don’t even know what this case is about. Hopefully, it won’t be too much trouble.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Creak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as they were talking, the driver suddenly hit the brakes hard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What’s going on?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What happened?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Naoto, caught off guard, hit his head on the seat in front of him. Everyone else, except for Katsura Kotonoha, got thrown around too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I... I think I hit something,\" the driver sat frozen in his seat, his voice shaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hit something?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kotonoha raised an eyebrow and got out of the car. The others quickly followed. After walking a couple of steps to the front of the vehicle, they saw it: a pale, blurry body lying on the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahhh!\" a panicked scream broke out. \"We hit someone! We’re screwed! We’re going to jail for this!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone turned their heads and realized the one who screamed was Naoto. The same guy who just a moment ago was all serious and righteous. Turned out the clown was him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kotonoha’s mouth twitched. She really wanted to roast him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Awooo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right then, the mangled body on the ground suddenly opened its eyes and reached out with a pale hand toward Kotonoha’s right foot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Squelch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A cold flash of steel, and black blood splattered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Read 30 advanced Chapters on my patreon\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>patreon.com\u002FGustinaKamiya\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>",1136,"2026-06-05T23:59:04.159Z",1,"novelbin.me","ba3d6544fdbbc14546ca85f86c624988e79df379ca05aed31d4c43c3c2d1bf1a","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-187","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-185",443,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fas-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-cover.jpg"]