[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group":3,"chapter-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-282":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1411764,1865,"Chapter 282: Welcome to Dream Paradise","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-282",282,"\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, that’s right! Those damn Avengers, when they meet your Uncle, they’re like horny rabbits meeting a fox, they can only run away with their heads in their hands!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: ? Why not answer my question?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Here it comes again, the wonderful way of making comparisons from Mr. Deadpool!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: How do rabbits run away with their heads in their hands?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: And why specifically a horny rabbit meeting a fox, why can’t an ordinary rabbit?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Talking needs to have artistic effect, sweetheart! We must emphasize art, only horny rabbits have this kind of artistry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Sorry, I really can’t see where there is any artistry. And don’t call me sweetheart, my heart isn’t sweet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s right, our Mochou sister’s heart is spicy! After all, she is the cruel Scarlet Lotus Fairy, who kills without blinking an eye!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Ruiko, do you want a beating?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Cough cough cough. It’s Scarlet Lotus Fairy, I typed the wrong word!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: You can still type the wrong word even when typing with your mind, how amazing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Typing by hand, typing by hand, not with my mind! Really, Sister Mochou should believe me, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, how dare I not believe my Tears? I can’t afford to mess with your harem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Harem? Hey, are you guys talking about a harem? The kind of harem I’m thinking of? Where every girl stays in her room, shaking her headlights waiting to be favored?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village’s Angel: Although that’s the meaning, please don’t say it so directly. There are still many innocent little kids in our group, thank you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Oh my, isn’t this our dear Sister Konan? Are you over your shyness period?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village’s Angel: I don’t understand, what is shyness? I was just peeling a grapefruit to eat, don’t overthink it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Okay, okay, we’ll just pretend you really are peeling a grapefruit to eat!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village’s Angel: What else would it be, am I the kind of girl who would be shy? Impossible, the girls in our Akatsuki organization will never be shy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shark-Faced Guy: Um, you seem to be the only girl in the Akatsuki organization, right? And, didn’t you leave the Akatsuki organization a long time ago?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village’s Angel: Kisame. A fish that’s landed on shore that talks so much will drown, you know.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shark-Faced Guy: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck! I’ve been thinking for a long time and I still can’t understand! Why? Why can all the girls in this group have a harem? Someone as handsome and cute as your Uncle can’t, what’s wrong with this world?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: I can’t understand you either! You should answer my question first! I told you to do a live stream, why are you talking so much nonsense?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Actually, by not answering, he has already answered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: No way, no way? Gin-san, you really didn’t see it? Deadpool isn’t not answering you, he’s just really afraid to do a live stream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Do a live stream for everyone to see him get beaten into mincemeat?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think with Gin’s intelligence, he probably really didn’t see it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: How, how could that be! Of course I know he definitely wouldn’t dare to actually cause trouble for the Avengers! I was just provoking him, yes! Just provoking this coward!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: You, maybe you shouldn’t laugh at someone for being only a little better than you? You yourself don’t dare to follow through with your live stream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Yeah, anyway, you’re just firing blanks. Everyone is already used to Gin firing blanks, one more won’t make any difference.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? Why aren’t the two blank-firing masters speaking?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Blank, what kind of title is \"blank-firing master\"? I don’t like it, take it back!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, that’s a personal attack, right? It’s totally a personal attack, right? Don’t just give people nicknames casually, that’s what the teacher taught us in elementary school!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Yes! Personal attacks like this should be absolutely forbidden!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: A so-called personal attack is only done when there is no basis for it. But it’s a fact that you guys fire blanks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: That’s right, it’s an undeniable fact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: You bastard, whose side are you on? Speaking of which, you’ve also fired blanks before, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: Well, I have abandoned the dark side and turned to the light. From today on, I will be an honest and trustworthy young man. No lying, no cheating, love the president, and firmly support the majority in the group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, how can this old bastard even lie to himself so well? How can you do it, why can’t your Uncle do it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: When you said that, you already did it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, Anzen has a comment! Still a very sharp comment!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But what he said is also a fact. Mr. Deadpool actually said he is a handsome and cute guy, you’re doing a pretty good job of lying to yourself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Uh-huh, even more than Gin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Maybe I exaggerated some things in other areas, but I didn’t lie about this! Absolutely not! My Elena can prove it for me!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: So, who is Elena?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hehehe. You asked the key question, baby! Elena, is my goddess! The most beautiful bar girl at the Wolverine Bar, unforgettable!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Bar girl...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think I understand what kind of person this is. You really are something, Mr. Deadpool. Aren’t you afraid of getting sick playing like this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shark-Faced Guy: Did you forget, he has the X-healing factor. He has nothing to fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Is that superpower used for that kind of thing? Your superpower must be crying, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, it won’t cry! It feels like it’s being used for good, it’s sending me joyful shouts and cheers! Wade-sama, I want to have monkeys with you! Did you hear that, its hysterical screams!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It’s not screams, it’s just your fantasy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: That’s right, Deadpool you old pervert! It’s a disgrace to us that someone like you is a member of our group! Leave the group yourself, goodbye!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Filled with righteous indignation, Sakata Gintoki sent out this message, and when he raised his head, what appeared before his eyes was a strange building in pink tones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two scantily clad, heavily made-up girls were standing at the door. A colorful neon sign was placed on the left, with the words \"Welcome to Dream Paradise\" written in Japanese.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Read 30 advanced Chapters on my patreon\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>patreon.com\u002FGustinaKamiya\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>",1145,"2026-06-05T23:59:04.159Z",1,"novelbin.me","8f686ed73c013ce71b5e7d871993c40a60ffac1281bc56a981fce07acf9dd681","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-283","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-281",443,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fas-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-cover.jpg"]