[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group":3,"chapter-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-327":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1411809,1865,"Chapter 327 327: Lazy Little Kitten","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-327",327,"\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Good morning, dear little cuties! Christmas is almost here. Are you ready to receive my big gift?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: It's still summer where I am, thank you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, you've been promoting this live stream for days! Aren't you tired?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Not tired, of course not! This will be my masterpiece, a live stream experience that transcends the times!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly Hair Guy: Damn it, you sound like a pyramid scheme leader when you say that!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: But it's working, my curiosity is piqued. What gift is Deadpool preparing? Can he really mobilize the masses? These questions keep swirling in my mind, I'm looking forward to it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Are you looking forward to it, or doubting it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Why doubt? Listen, folks! Trust me, I definitely won't let you down this time! I promise, remember to come!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: Hearing you say that, I suddenly feel a little uneasy. Tell me the truth, have you done something unreasonable?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, sweetheart! That hurts, my heart feels like it's being constantly slapped by a car windshield wiper! It's roaring, it's screaming!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: What the heck is that strange analogy? What's with the car windshield wiper slapping?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly Hair Guy: Maybe he's taking the perspective of bird poop dripping on a car window?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha, that's a really novel perspective!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: A road never before imagined, you really are talented, Gin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: He's been talented for a while now, aren't you used to it, Kotonoha? And you're the only one in the group who can understand Deadpool, you two should debut as a duo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Dead Silver Calamity?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: Perfect! The \"calamity\" suffix is brilliant. If they teamed up, it would be a real disaster! Even ghosts would be scared!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly Hair Guy: Shut up, who wants to team up with a guy who wears tight crotch diapers every day? I'm a civilized person, you know? Civilized! Only savage, primitive tribes wander around in those adult nappies!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Right, and when I'm wandering around, I'm walking a silver, curly-haired dog. But he's lost now. Has anyone in the group seen him? He's known for making loud noises when he's hurt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly Hair Guy: Damn it, who are you calling a dog?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Shhh, whoever answers is a dog. Of course, you can say you're not. But you can't change your habit of eating poop, curly-haired poop-eating dog.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: Fight, fight!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Eriri, you really love to watch the fun, don't you?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: What does it matter? They probably won't fight anyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: I don't want to persuade them anymore, I'm numb to it. It's like I've seen so many spirits now that I don't react much anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: Did you see more after getting rid of that evil spirit?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Yeah, and it was the whole school full of spirits. Every student there was pale and soaking wet, like a drowned rat pulled out of soup.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shark-Faced Guy: Drowned rat...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: I'm not exaggerating, I mean it! They really looked like drowned rats pulled out of soup, a little disgusting. But luckily I was just helping Ms. Jones get something from the school, I didn't face them directly. Just saw them from a distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: Hearing you say that, I feel like America is doomed. First the airport, then homes, then restaurants, now schools. Paranormal activities are completely permeating America?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: I don't know if all of America is like that, but Baker Street in New York is finished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's fine, they don't even need to organize a revolution. Imperialism is destroying itself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, we can't think that way! Even if we suffer this kind of disaster, those damn capitalists will still live a life of luxury. It's the people who will suffer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Deadpool, you actually have this kind of insight?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Unexpected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: Haha! Even Anzen is surprised, Deadpool is good! I'm starting to believe you can really mobilize the masses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly Hair Guy: Tch, mobilize the masses? You're thinking too much. I bet he's just going to do a terrorist attack with his mercenary buddies. He can only be a terrorist!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, you look down on me so much? You wait! On Christmas Day, I'll show you what a real quick shooter is!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deadpool angrily opened his backpack. What caught his eye was an ancient-looking parchment. It was engraved with strange cuneiform characters, very unusual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly Hair Guy: ? Get lost, show me my ass!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Scared, Gin immediately chickened out when this came up!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comic Artist: Scared of what? Fight him! As a samurai, don't you have the courage to face your enemy? Can you even call yourself a samurai? Do you deserve to be called the Silver Soul?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly Hair Guy: This has nothing to do with being a samurai, it's a matter of preference! I'm not gay! Wait, even gay people probably couldn't stand this smelly leather suit guy, right? He's a human tumor!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: Honey, Old Man Yama is here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Yes, I see him. As expected, he agreed to cooperate. Next, we just need to follow our plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul Society's Villain: Are we going to apply the management system of ordinary spirits and Soul Reapers living together now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: No, that's the last step. Ordinary spirits can't withstand the spiritual pressure of Soul Reapers, so we must first guide and cultivate them by popularizing knowledge of spiritual power use.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul Society's Villain: I understand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Letting ordinary spirits and Soul Reapers live together, are you planning to eliminate the special privileges of the Soul Society? That's a good method.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: We still need to pay attention to the implementation process, it's important to proceed gradually.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Alert: Lazy Little Kitten has joined the group].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Read 30 advanced chapters on my patreon\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>patreon.com\u002FGustinaKamiya\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>",1028,"2026-06-05T23:59:04.160Z",1,"novelbin.me","f55b1093c805297a7a34c418fac6f523ccc547f2b04720f3c846375d30d49685","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-328","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-326",443,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fas-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-cover.jpg"]