[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group":3,"chapter-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-379":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1411711,1865,"Chapter 379 380: Privilege Dog Returns to the Scene","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-379",379,"\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Yes! It's that forced gross-out move, where all the excitement vanishes in a flash!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Thanks, I've already thrown up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Mochou felt like she didn't even need to imagine it. Just seeing the idea Qi Luoli posted was too much to handle. Turning into a married woman was bad enough, but about to do that kind of thing too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell kind of brain comes up with an idea like that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Don't get me wrong, guys. I was just mentioning the possibility. Before doing anything, we always need to prepare for the worst, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, I think you're just trying to gross us out!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: No way, how could little kitten have bad intentions?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Whether you do or not, I'm not touching that extra identity! Damn it, from now on I'll stick with the outsider role!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Scared, totally scared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Scared of what? Gin-san fears nothing! Bring it on, give me seven or eight wives, you jerk!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul Society's Villain: Seven or eight? Can your kidneys handle it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Don't underestimate Gin-san! Back in the day, I started taking care of my kidneys at five years old! Just waiting for a day like this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What if it's seven or eight husbands?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Husbands my ass! I'm a guy, hello!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Who told you guys can't have husbands? Check out a world where gay relationships exist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: ???\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: They do exist! In that kind of world! And in my past life's girl novels, they often describe worlds like that, where guys in love can even have kids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Damn, no way?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Why not? Even female-dominant worlds exist! You know what female-dominant means? Women rule there, and men are just breeding tools.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Give me a world like that, uncle's ready to be a breeding tool!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Fengjiao: What about dignity? You're throwing it all away?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Dignity? What's that? Can you eat it? Even if you could, I don't want it—uncle's stomach can't handle it! Pete the doc said I might only live off soft food my whole life!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Are you joking? With your looks, eating soft rice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Wonder if there's a world full of King Kongs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Not sure, maybe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh yeah, Anzen-san already used the extra identity feature, right? What did you get? Don't tell me married man?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Hahaha, if so, we'd have to send Konan-sis a green hat crown!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wig Guy: You're part of it too, unless you think you won't end up with the group leader.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eriri stayed quiet for a bit, then realized it was true. Damn, turns out I'm the clown.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: I believe my dear has strong self-control. Even with a married man identity, he'd hold back. Right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Your imaginations are wild. Not every world hands out free wives.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sitting in a street-side cafe, Anzen—now dressed as Geralt—shook his head helplessly. He glanced out the glass window at the busy street, starting to plan his role-play strategy in his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the memories implanted by the extra identity, he now knew about this world. It was one he was somewhat familiar with, though some details had faded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So, what exactly? What identity did Anzen-san get?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Picked one that works for me: Deputy Director of the Magical Law Enforcement Department, Special Auror Task Force Officer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Sounds so official, and I have no clue!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: One thing's clear: Anzen-san's world is definitely a magic one! And the magic society seems advanced, with proper magic enforcement squads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Auror? You mean like in Harry Potter?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Yeah, Harry Potter. Share the memories so everyone can see. I haven't finished the last two books.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Got it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Notice: Member Lazy Kitten uploaded memory \"Harry Potter\"]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh, wizards?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Wow, that magic is amazing! It can even fix broken stuff?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Cool, but the power seems weak. And these wizards look pretty lame—if a fighter got close, they'd be done for in seconds!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Key point is, that world has no close-range fighters, and wizards have shields like the Iron Armor Charm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Still lame though, the spells just aren't strong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul Society's Villain: So what counts as strong to you? One spell wiping out a whole country?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Not that much, but at least Hado level 90 power!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Hado 90+ my ass. Wizards there don't fight giant enemies like Hollows. Their magic focuses on daily life and practical use!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Fengjiao: Practical for sure, like that cleaning spell. Learn it, and no more worrying about dirty clothes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Honestly, guys! I love transfiguration. Master that, and it's paradise! Mom won't worry about me finding a girlfriend anymore—I can turn my toilet into one!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You're serious with that idea?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: Turning a toilet into a girlfriend—only Deadpool would think of that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Wait, wait! Why did Anzen-san say he picked an identity? Aren't they auto-assigned? You can choose?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Yeah, regular members get auto-assigned. But group owners can pick, up to two identities max. Should be enough for now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Read 30 advanced chapters on my patreon\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>patreon.com\u002FGustinaKamiya\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>",924,"2026-06-05T23:59:04.159Z",1,"novelbin.me","446c02fd33478c2ea2bb7aed2528553191b0bc75670cb5c308d82ed6652793ef","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-380","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-378",443,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fas-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-cover.jpg"]