[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group":3,"chapter-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-396":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1411728,1865,"Chapter 396: Gerald’s First Lesson","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-396",396,"\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Huh? Horror bus? Everyone who gets on is a spirit, and they can’t attack humans on the bus?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s so weird, this setup.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: I think it’s weird too, but it’s real. And that bus driver clearly isn’t human either, but it’s holding back the spirits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Could it be, that bus driver is a good spirit? The kind that helps humans?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That can’t be. The spirits on Kotonoha’s side have all lost their humanity and smarts, so why would they want to help people? I think that bus driver is just following some rule.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Mochou’s take makes sense. It must be following some rule. If it really wanted to help people, it wouldn’t let Kotonoha, a human, get on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I agree. Letting a human on means danger for sure. And the bus stopped right in front of Miss Kotonoha on purpose. Clearly no good intentions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: I’m not sure about bad intentions, but we can say for sure it won’t protect humans. That cat-eyed old lady kicked me off earlier, and it didn’t stop her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Now that’s fun. No killing by spirits on the bus. But off the bus, go wild? Does this bus driver have a thing about cleanliness? Doesn’t want its bus getting dirty?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, Eriri-chan, your idea is super fresh! Clean freak spirit? Really?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Fengjiao: Nah, spirits are dirty things themselves, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Well, I think we need to judge each case on its own. Like the spirit here, old man Ye loves being clean. Cleans the living room ten or more times a day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul Society’s Villain: Ten times? That’s some serious clean freak level.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: And every time the cat scooper washes bowls, he washes them again. Being a ghost like that, I gotta say it’s impressive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Cool. Keep a spirit like that, no need to clean house anymore. Perfect match for lazy folks like Agane, right Agane?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Agane has nothing to say. He’s playing dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village’s Angel: Of course! Whenever we talk spirits, he’s the scared one!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hahaha, can’t believe people in this world actually fear ghosts! Too weak. That silver-haired curly guy is such a wimp!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Wimp my ass! I ain’t scared, I just don’t buy it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: I don’t think the bus driver is a clean freak. It’s probably some rule stopping spirits from killing on the bus. Think about it, that bus has big issues! I missed it just like that. So frustrating!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shark-Faced Guy: Missed it? Just catch it next time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Not that simple! I’ve been on buses for months and saw it once. It shows up by chance. Annoying!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Try figuring out what makes it appear. Note the time, stop, and surroundings from today. Recreate those conditions and go again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, good idea!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, that method could work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Machete Girl: Not surprised from Anzen-san. You showed me the path right away! I’ll list it out now and try later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Good luck next time. Hope you see it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Pfft, for regular folks, that ain’t luck. From what Kotonoha-chan said, normals get on and they’re done for.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Just stay on the bus. Should be safe there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Problem is, if a spirit lures you off, you can’t stop yourself. And what if the end of the line is hell?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lazy Kitten: Uh... then you’re out of luck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the group chat, Gerald stayed quiet. But he figured the bus’s end wasn’t hell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If hell was real, Kotonoha’s world wouldn’t have so many evil ghosts loose among humans. Hell demons mostly eat souls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With how greedy demons are, they wouldn’t let food escape to the human world in droves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, even if not hell, it’s no good place. Probably some ghost zone, a special world just for evil ghosts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So regular people on that bus? Death, no question. Unless they figure out the loopholes in the bus’s rules.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gerald snapped back to the students in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hogwarts classes usually mix two houses. Like his astronomy one, with Gryffindor and Ravenclaw kids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First class for him, second years with savior Harry Potter. Gerald saw no coincidence. Dumbledore set it up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No issue for Gerald though. He treats all houses the same.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, before we start.\" Eyes on the excited young wizards, Gerald spoke slowly: \"Who can tell me what astronomy is for?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Swish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right after he spoke, a pale little hand shot up. It belonged to a small girl with fluffy hair and babyish cheeks. Held it high, like afraid he’d miss it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hermione, you answer.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Astronomy helps us watch the stars. We use planet positions to know when magic power in us rises and falls.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s the book answer. You prepped well.\" Gerald nodded easy, told her to sit. \"But that answer’s no use to regular wizards.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hermione, all happy before, froze up. Face full of surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old books keep astronomy trapped on pages, no real world use.\" Gerald held up his right hand, fingers spread. \"I’ll teach you real astronomy. And turn it into a brand new magic system.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plain to see, a black ball formed in Gerald’s palm. Tiny lights sparkled around it. To the young wizards, it looked like he cradled a planet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Read 30 advanced Chapters on my patreon\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>patreon.com\u002FGustinaKamiya\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>",926,"2026-06-05T23:59:04.159Z",1,"novelbin.me","3fd52bcbe049521f4cd28c8fa3fe343cc176adf332fa40f2cb3b50945fe7653f","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-397","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-395",443,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fas-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-cover.jpg"]