[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group":3,"chapter-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-75":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1411657,1865,"Chapter 75: Gintoki’s Mental Breakdown","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-75",75,"\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: Isn't this mission... a little too much?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: A little? You call this just a little? What kind of guy wears leggings? This is basically as hard as shoving a watermelon into your nostril! It's just impossible!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: So, are you giving up?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You'll go bald if you fail.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: No, \"bald\" doesn't mean completely bald. Balding is more like... you know, that horseshoe look?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shark-Faced_Guy: At least you'd still have some hair then.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Yeah, at least a little... Like hell! I'd rather be completely bald than look like one of those weird old guys with hair just around the sides!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But the forced balding only lasts ten days. If you go fully bald, who knows how long it'll take for your hair to grow back?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: You could just wear a wig.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Honestly, not a bad idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: No way! Gintoki will *never* wear a wig! A real man never wears a wig!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: So you're choosing to go completely bald?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: No, I'll complete the mission!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Calm down, you're still in jail.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Exactly! That's why I don't feel guilty about robbing these lowlifes. And more importantly, it's 1000 points! My dream of ruling the multiverse starts with this thousand!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shark-Faced_Guy: So after all that talk, you just don't want to lose the points?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Even so, no guy is gonna be wearing leggings. Especially not in prison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: They will!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cafeteria, prison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gintoki stood up from his seat, head down. The shadow across his face made him look a little scary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slowly walked to the center of the cafeteria and stopped next to a group of big guys.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, you're that Bloody Ogre, right? The guy who can get crazy stuff even inside prison? Help me out.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh? Who the hell are you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You've got some nerve talking to our boss like that!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the tattooed man called Bloody Ogre could speak, two of his goons slammed their hands on the table and stood up. They even clicked their tongues like classic yakuza.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ignoring them, Gintoki kept his hands in his pockets and slowly lifted his right leg.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thud. Thud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two heavy, dull thumps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>血stained Devil's two goons were sent flying, crashing hard onto the tables behind them. Food scattered everywhere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole cafeteria instantly fell quiet. Even the prison guards who had been rushing over froze where they stood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy's brutal!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That silver-haired guy was seriously dangerous! Two men, each weighing over 160 pounds, and he just kicked them more than ten meters away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Thud.*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sakata Gintoki rested his right hand on the Bloodstained Devil's shoulder and said softly, \"I'm guessing you won't say no to me, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bloodstained Devil's mouth twitched. Cold sweat ran down his face. It wasn't just fear—he was also in real pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This silver-haired guy didn't look that strong, but his grip was crazy powerful, like he was about to crush his shoulder blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Humiliation. Bloodstained Devil felt humiliated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back in Edo's underworld, he was a big name. Even after getting locked up, the warden still had to treat him with respect. But this silver-haired bastard dared to treat him like this! How could he just swallow it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bloodstained Devil gritted his teeth hard and shouted, \"P-please tell me what you want!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What else could he do? This guy was oozing such a terrifying killing intent, and he didn't want to die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Leggings,\" Gintoki said with a straight face and a cold voice. \"I want to see ten pairs of leggings by two in the afternoon. Also, get some stockings too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After saying that, he turned around and walked away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bloodstained Devil stood there, mouth wide open, staring blankly at his fading figure, looking completely lost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: Curly-haired Guy recovered part of his memories from *Gintama*]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: All set. Should have the results by this afternoon. Heh heh hahahaha, one thousand points! My one thousand points!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skirt-Flipping Maniac: There was actually a method like this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: I give your threat full marks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But seriously, you're gonna be seen as a total creep after this. Judging from the Bloodstained Devil's face, he already thinks you're a pervert!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: You're still too young, little A-Li.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they say, you can't catch a wolf without risking your own child. If you care too much about saving face, you'll never achieve anything big.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: This isn't about caring too much. You've just completely lost your shame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Honestly, if being like you is the price, I'd rather stay small forever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, then just stand there and watch me rack up all the points. How sad. Weaklings like you will never get anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This world, in the end, belongs to the strong! Hahahahaha!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: Just like Anzen-san predicted, you're totally letting success get to your head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amegakure Village's Angel: Sorry to crush your dreams, Gin-san, but it's not like we get nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Hah? What's that supposed to mean?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gintoki suddenly had a really bad feeling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The basic reward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as the group mission is completed, everyone in the group gets it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You, the one who did the work, just get double.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doujin Artist: If you think about it another way, it's like you're working for us and we're paying you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Feeling good, worker boy?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an Actor: Oh, and by the way, the group leader gets four times the basic reward, no matter who finishes the job.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Curly-haired Guy: Crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unable to hold back, Sakata Gintoki cursed out loud, his mind collapsing as a thousand grass-mud horses stampeded through his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Read 30 advanced Chapters on my patreon\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>patreon.com\u002FGustinaKamiya\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>",980,"2026-06-05T23:59:04.158Z",1,"novelbin.me","120278af4b0117de8fec1f871af3fc4cfba42cc13f4707f54a59c9b10e64ef61","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-76","as-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-chapter-74",443,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fas-aizen-in-naruto-and-joined-a-chat-group-cover.jpg"]