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Chapter 431: Third Uncle, Don't Go

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Hey, you've always wanted to take pills, right? This time the Dragon Yang Great Pill will definitely work well—want to give it a try?

Heishanyang instantly bristled, eyes narrowed warily at Chen Chuyang, once again sensing ill intent.

It stared at Chen Chuyang, both eyes full of wariness.

You wouldn't be trying to harm me again, would you?

Heishanyang didn't believe this person could be so kind as to give it a good pill.

Originally it was just looking for someone to test the pill on; Heishanyang had psychological trauma from that and dared not try a second time.

It was truly afraid—the Blood‑Burning Pill had nearly sent it to see… King Yama; this time, no matter what, it couldn't be a lab rat.

How could it not be? I've been good to you; I've tried this pill myself, and the effect is fantastic.

You really won't try it? If you miss this chance, there'll be none left.

Dragon Yang Great Pill, a third‑grade pill, guaranteed safer and more reliable than the Blood‑Burning Pill, and the taste isn't bad either.

Come on, open your mouth—I'll feed you.

Heishanyang refused to open its mouth, shaking its head repeatedly.

There's no such thing as a free lunch; this person is definitely trying to trap it. Heishanyang quickly stepped back a few meters, eyes locked on Chen Chuyang.

Chen Chuyang reached out, pressed down on its head, trying to force it to swallow the pill.

On Longshe Shan, aside from it, no one can test pills; the reason Heishanyang stays on the mountain isn't just to serve as Chen Chuyang's test subject, is it?

Kid, wait, you can't force it.

Heishanyang was held down, unable to escape; not eating wasn't an option—this man had made up his mind to feed it, and it couldn't refuse.

Better to eat it willingly than be forced; at least it would feel a little better inside.

I'll eat it, I'll eat it—is that not enough? Don't mess around.

It lowered its head; Heishanyang… had submitted.

No choice, unable to resist, it could only endure.

That's more like it—no need to force me to act. I'll tell you, your purpose is just this: the pills I refine won't kill anyone, and certainly won't kill you. You're not supposed to be able to eat anything, are you? A mere pill can't kill you.

Come on, open your mouth.

Heishanyang: "……"

Its appetite is fine, but this pill you made is scarier than poison.

It isn't afraid of poison—eating as much as it wants poses no fear; only the pills Chen Chuyang refines drain lifespan.

Even if Heishanyang had a long life, it couldn't withstand such drain.

It stared at the pill before it, opened its mouth, swallowed it in one gulp, then lay on the ground awaiting the torment.

After a quarter hour, Heishanyang felt no pain; it seemed this pill had no side effects.

Wait, why is my body feeling hot? That… urge suddenly rose in my heart.

Its eyes were bloodshot; Heishanyang rose, its body turning rigid.

Kid, quickly let me out.

Hearing that, Chen Chuyang wanted to trap it with the Hunyuan Bell, letting it vent inside the bell.

Seeing this, Heishanyang roared: "Let me out!"

That damned Chen Chuyang still wants to embarrass me; this sort of thing can only happen once.

Got it, no need to rush—take it slow.

Heishanyang felt like killing Chen Chuyang; at this moment, you're dragging your feet—can't you hurry up?

The formation opened a gap, and Heishanyang vanished swiftly.

It went down the mountain; as for what it would do, it was obvious.

Shang Hongxue heard the commotion, rushed over, and saw Chen Chuyang smiling as he looked outside. Looking closer, Heishanyang was gone, and she saw the pill in Chen Chuyang's hand; Shang Hongxue instantly understood.

It ate another of your refined pills?

Yeah, it loves eating them.

Shang Hongxue: "????"

She gave Chen Chuyang a white-eyed look; whether Heishanyang likes it or not is unknown, but it definitely had no choice.

If it could, it surely wouldn't eat.

Is it alright?

It's fine; the pills I refine as your husband have no problems at all—being able to eat one is its honor.

……

Fortunately Heishanyang isn't here; otherwise it would surely fight him to the death.

Half an hour passed, and Heishanyang still hadn't returned.

Outside, from time to time came the angry roars of beasts.

It seemed to be suffering terribly.

That qi and blood, that irritability—we standing here could all feel it.

Shang Hongxue worried again: "Is it really alright?"

It's fine, just a bit irritable, needs to vent." Chen Chuyang laughed: "Little girl, want to try it?"

Shang Hongxue immediately refused.

No.

One look at this pill and you know it's not proper; she wouldn't foolishly take it.

She could imagine Heishanyang's misery.

Those beasts down the mountain—if they're female, they're likely to suffer badly.

Poor black mountain goat, at this moment, it doesn't distinguish between meat and vegetables.

It has no choice, can only do this.

Pitiful, tragic.

Another two-hour period passed.

The black mountain goat still hadn't returned; Shang Hongxue knew it could not come back.

One day later.

The black mountain goat returned.

It came back swaying its limbs, ready to collapse at any moment.

Its whole face was pallid, without a trace of blood.

Those eyes stared resentfully at Chen Chuyang.

Well, are you alright?

The black mountain goat gazed resentfully at Chen Chuyang; if it could, it would choose to kill him.

Really, it's too... aggrieved.

Actually, it's good for you like this; look at you, you've enjoyed enough this time, making up for what you previously lacked—you should thank me for letting you... regain your vigor.

Pah!

The black mountain goat couldn't stand, lay on the ground, its whole body trembling.

Who knows how miserable it is, unable to stop, completely unable to stop.

The Dragon Yang Great Pill's effect was overly strong; finally it was discharged, the medicinal potency absorbed by it, those wild beasts enjoyed the benefits—some could not withstand its ferocity and nearly exploded.

There were benefits; the black mountain goat felt its bloodline purify slightly, and its cultivation began to loosen.

This is good, but it doesn't like improving this way.

"Hahaha, tell me your feelings." Chen Chuyang took out a small notebook and began recording.

Get lost.

Don't be angry.

Hmph.

The black mountain goat didn't want to deal with Chen Chuyang; it was truly going mad, at this moment it just wanted to rest properly.

Too much yang energy was lost, the body was badly damaged, even bleeding.

No mood to chat with Chen Chuyang, nor did it want to tell him that feeling.

Chen Chuyang continued to tease the black mountain goat; in fact, he recorded everything.

He missed none of it; the black mountain goat was truly crazy, not picky at all, really impressive—this point, Chen Chuyang admired it.

At the mountain base.

Uncle Chen Shen came again.

After his affairs were finished, he went up the mountain again to find Chen Chuyang.

He was thinking about Chen Chuyang's pills.

Those were his precious pills, refined by his nephew Chen Chuyang; their effect would certainly not be poor.

"Hahaha, Nephew Chen Chuyang, Uncle has come to see you."

The person hadn't arrived yet, but his voice came first.

Hearing that, Chen Chuyang's eyes lit up, and a Dragon Yang Great Pill appeared in his hand.

Seeing this, Shang Hongxue pressed her forehead, feeling sorrow for Uncle in her heart.

Done for, Uncle is going to be tricked again.

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