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Chapter 237

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The perfect practitioner of thought?

Inside the Command Center, everyone's face showed an expression a hundred times more absurd than before.

Do these charlatans perhaps… have some misunderstanding of the word 'thought'?

"You… you're really talking about Luo Ge?"

Luo Lao felt his head couldn't quite wrap around it.

He tried hard to link the earnest Church Leader on the screen with the Luo Ge in his impression, but he just couldn't.

Yes, that's Comrade Luo Ge!

Kaindi's tone was very certain, even carrying a hint of admiration.

He called up a holographic clip, exactly the recording of Luo Ge's earlier diplomatic mediation with him.

"Look," Kaindi pointed at the image, where Luo Ge, speaking incessantly and making things up, had his eyes shining.

"Faced with our then condescending, oppressive divine might, Comrade Luo Ge remained unmoved, calm and composed."

"He showed no trace of humility or fear, but was neither humble nor arrogant, reasonable and measured."

"He skillfully transformed our gifts into equal cooperation, while strategically despising us. At the same time, he tactically valued us immensely, delaying time with various excuses."

"Is this not the perfect embodiment in great-person thought of strategically despising the enemy while tactically valuing them?"

After saying that, he switched to another clip,

That was the scene of Luo Ge, after learning of the existence of the Rent Collector, trading with the Elwen merchant.

"Look here,"

"Upon learning of this cruel truth, desperate enough to make any Second-level Civilization despair, Comrade Luo Ge still remained calm and optimistic."

"He wasn't daunted by difficulties; instead, he proactively sought solutions to the problem."

"He used the despised junk technology of the Mo Yun Empire as a weapon, successfully extracting the most crucial information from that greedy merchant."

"Is this not the most vivid portrayal in great-person thought of seeing achievements and light in adversity, and boosting our courage and revolutionary optimism?"

"More! More!" Kaindi said, growing more excited, even beginning to quote the original text.

"He united us, used that merchant, and even shuffled back and forth between us and the Silicon-based Union, playing both sides!"

"Is this not the successful practice of making many friends, few enemies, establishing the broadest united front, and embodying the radiant thought?"

Kaindi's analysis was spot-on, with rigorous logic.

Everyone in the Federation Command Center was stunned.

Old Luo, Zhang Xianzhong, and others looked at each other.

They looked at the Luo Ge on the screen, whom Kaindi had hyped up to heaven.

Suddenly they felt…

It seemed… what he said… actually made a little sense?

Thinking this way, Luo Ge's usual seemingly odd behaviors seemed to contain some profound philosophical wisdom?

"So," the Church Leader beside him finally made a summary.

"Comrade Luo Ge is a true proletarian revolutionary who has experienced countless battles and stood the test of time!"

"He is a pure intellectual giant who has shed lowbrow tastes!"

"We believe that only under his guidance can our learning avoid detours and truly grasp the essence of that great thought!"

"We earnestly request that the Federation agree to let Comrade Luo Ge serve as the chief instructor of our study exchange team!"

After the communication ended.

The entire Command Center remained dead silent.

Then Old Luo told the other party this news.

When Luo Ge's virtual projection appeared in the conference room,

Everyone's gaze snapped over to it.

Luo Ge felt his whole body somewhat unnatural.

When he himself found out, he was completely bewildered!

Have him serve as chief instructor?

What intellectual giant?

Proletarian revolutionary?

Me?

I'm just a smooth-talking diplomat! Did they get it wrong?

I just like to read Selected Works of Mao, learn and apply the dragon-slaying technique from it to bluff aliens!

You… you actually believed it?

And, damn it, it's personally picked by a Third-level Civilization's Church Leader!

Is this a match?

"Cough cough…" Old Luo's cough broke this eerie silence.

He looked at Luo Ge, his eyes filled with an unprecedented emotion.

There was admiration, sympathy, and a hint of… schadenfreude.

"That… Luo Ge."

Luo Rui Xiang's tone became unusually kind.

"Looks like the organization is going to lay a heavy burden on you."

Luo Ge's face instantly fell.

"Rote Commissioner, don't… don't!"

He said with a mournful face, "I don't understand any ideological guidance at all! I'm just talking nonsense! You let me go argue with people, go negotiate, sign unequal treaties, that's fine!"

But this instructor…… I really can't do it! I would mislead the youth! No! I would mislead their civilization!

"No, you can do it."

Luo Rui Xiang's expression turned solemn.

"This is no longer just your matter."

"This concerns the future relationship between our Human Federal and the Star Sea Divine Church Civilization."

"This concerns whether we can safely obtain their core genetic technology."

"This is a glorious and arduous task! Moreover, it is also the task assigned to me by the superiors,"

"So you must complete it! There is no room for negotiation."

Luo Rui Xiang's words carried weight, allowing no refusal.

And he said that this was the meaning of the superiors.

Hearing this, Lei Ge fell into utter despair.

Knowing he had been thoroughly put over the fire this time.

……

Two months later.

A study exchange team from the Star Sea Divine Church Civilization, personally led by the Church Leader, of unprecedentedly massive scale, arrived at the Solar System.

They eagerly demanded to enter Blue Star, then go to the hometown of that 'great person' to study.

On the Federal side, they arranged the highest-standard reception for them.

And Lei Ge also accepted the appointment in a time of crisis,

He steeled himself, put on a crisp Zhongshan suit, wore the title of 'Federal Specially-appointed Chief Ideological Theory Instructor,' and went to meet them.

When he saw that group of top bigwigs of the Third-level Civilization, including the Church Leader of the Light People,

Upon seeing him, they all simultaneously faced him, with an expression of utmost reverence, shouting "Lei Ge, teacher good!"

Lei Ge's inner self was collapsing.

He felt he had embarked on a bizarre road he had never imagined.

And this strange 'cultural exchange' between the two civilizations, triggered by a beautiful misunderstanding, thus formally opened its curtain.

No one knows where this exchange will ultimately lead the two civilizations.

But everyone knows that the history of the Star Sea Divine Church Civilization seems to be wildly turning toward a direction no one can predict.

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