Chapter 505: Stop Hitting It, This Thing Is Edible!

"This... this..."

Wo Xi Ling opened her mouth, watching the incomprehensible scene in the distant starry sky.

Her brain had completely crashed.

In the perspective she had gained after countless rounds of genetic optimization and logical training, Qin Hao was like a person standing beneath a waterfall.

That rule monster composed of geometric paradoxes was the terrifying waterfall capable of crushing everything.

Any normal person's mind would try to dodge the waterfall or block it with a sturdier shield.

But Qin Hao?

He simply opened his mouth.

To drink the entire waterfall?

And it seemed he was actually sipping it bite by bite!

"He... he's devouring the rules?"

The Lord of the End's voice was likewise filled with awe.

As a former top-tier ninth-level civilization powerhouse, he knew better than anyone the terror of those cosmic white blood cells.

They are the embodiment of rules, the enforcers of cosmic order, absolute and unalterable truth.

You can try to bypass them, or overlay them with higher truths, but you can never swallow them.

That would be as absurd as trying to eat the concept 1+1=2 itself!

Yet Qin Hao was doing that ultimate absurd thing.

"Dad, he..."

Qin Wu's hand, gripping his conceptual weapon, trembled slightly.

"What is he doing?"

"He's eating, Third Brother, you're so dumb!"

Qin Si crossed her arms; although her small face showed surprise, it was mostly a justified pride.

"Didn't dad say? These are all tonics!"

While they were talking, the massive rule monster had already been devoured by Qin Hao by nearly a third.

Its previously ever‑changing, dazzling body now resembled an apple with a huge bite taken out, leaving a massive gap.

From the gap, countless broken, sparking data chains could be seen.

"Logic... overload... request... support..."

The monster emitted a clearer distress signal.

In an instant, dozens of differently shaped cosmic white blood cells around turned simultaneously, swarming toward Qin Hao.

Some were clusters of black mist constantly issuing absolute stillness commands.

Some were gray ribbons exuding an aura of endless decay.

Others were a flock of probability clouds formed by randomness, fluttering like butterflies.

They converged from all directions, encircling Qin Hao.

"Well timed!"

Qin Hao was not startled but delighted, laughing heartily.

"I was afraid you wouldn't come! Feeding one by one is too slow; better all at once, that's enough to fill my teeth gaps!"

He suddenly exerted force, flinging the nearly exhausted geometric paradox monster in his hand, smashing it straight into the black mist.

At the same time, he shouted at his children:

"What are you still standing around for? Grab the gear! No, grab the bowls and chopsticks! The feast has begun!"

"Remember, don't clash head‑on with them; that's just arguing with the universe's rules, pointless!"

"Use your minds! Use the logic of our Yanhuang Civilization to overlay theirs! They are fixed programs, we are living humans! Use our uncertainty to counter their certainty!"

Qin Hao's words were a revelation, awakening everyone.

"I understand!"

Qin Si was the first to catch on; her big eyes lit up.

"Dad means, these guys may look strong, but they're dead, only executing preset programs! We are alive, able to change the rules at any time!"

She let out a coquettish shout, stepped forward, and headed straight for the probability‑cloud butterflies.

"I declare!"

The little girl placed her hands on her hips, puffed out her cheeks, and activated her strongest ability.

"From now on, the concept of randomness belongs to me!"

"All ultimate interpretations of random events belong to me, Qin Si!"

"I command that your next random flight directions, you little butterflies, all end up in my mouth!"

Words become law!

Buzz—

An invisible yet supreme logical force enveloped that probability cloud.

Those butterflies, whose flight paths were previously erratic and utterly unpredictable, seemed controlled by an invisible giant hand, their motion suddenly stiffening.

The next second, they seemed to have found the ultimate purpose of life.

One by one they lined up, rushing into the small open mouth of Qin Si.

Qin Si seemed to be tasting some delicious candy, her tiny mouth opening and closing.

Each time she swallowed a butterfly, the aura around her solidified a bit, and the data streams in her eyes grew even more brilliant.

"Burp."

After eating the last one, she let out a satisfied belch.

"The taste isn't bad, a bit like popping candy."

On the other side, Qin Wu also grasped Qin Hao's tactics.

He faced that gray light ribbon exuding an infinite decay aura.

Any material it sweeps will instantly complete the entire process from birth to heat death, turning into nothingness.

Qin Wu didn't use his conceptual armament to resist hard; instead, he turned the massive Soul‑Calming Blade and pointed it at himself.

"In my name, Qin Wu, I define myself!"

With a low growl, brilliant golden light burst from the blade.

"My existence is absolutely stable! My life form is eternally unchanging!"

"Any form of decay is ineffective against me!"

He set up an absolute defensive logical closed loop for himself.

Having done all that, he actually spread his arms wide and deliberately crashed into the gray light ribbon.

Zila—

The gray ribbon, like a poisonous snake, coiled around and devoured Qin Wu.

However, the expected scene of turning into ash did not occur.

Qin Wu's body flickered in and out within the ribbon.

Although bearing immense pressure, the absolute stability rule he defined repelled the infinite decay's erosion.

Even stranger,

the gray ribbon, the moment it touched Qin Wu's body, seemed to encounter a bottomless black hole.

Its inherent decay source was being wildly absorbed and transformed by Qin Wu's body!

"So that's it... this is what eating feels like!"

Qin Wu felt the surging power within, his face breaking into ecstatic joy.

He wasn't confronting, but neutralizing.

Using his defined absolute stability to neutralize the opponent's absolute decay.

When the two extreme opposing rules collided, the result wasn't annihilation but Qin Wu, the middleman, pocketing all the price difference!

"Hahaha! More! It's not enough!"

Qin Wu laughed loudly, repeatedly leaping horizontally within the gray ribbon as if taking an energy sauna.

Qin Zheng, Qin An, Qin Yue…

All of Qin Hao's children, and indeed all Yanhuang Civilization peoples who had completed soul ascension and mastered the realm of rules, at this moment, all comprehended the true profound meaning of this war.

This is not a life‑or‑death annihilation battle.

It is a grand feast!

For a moment, the entire battlefield's style abruptly shifted.

The White Blood Cell Legion, once imposing and representing the universe's ultimate destructive force, now became a group of pitied ingredients surrounded on all sides.

The Yanhuang Civilization fleet ceased firing and instead activated their largest energy collectors,

like countless fishing nets, capturing rule monsters attempting to flee.

Scientists, excited, brandished various data analyzers, pointing at the captured monsters as if selecting the freshest ingredients at a market.

"This causal inversion is good, plump enough, capture it for Academician Qian Yin's research!"

"Don't touch that space distortion! It's mine! I booked it!"

"No one rushes! Queue! Everyone gets a share!"

The Lord of the End and Wo Xi Ling and others were completely dumbfounded.

They looked at the raging, year‑end‑banquet‑like slaughter scene before them, then glanced at their fleet's gaping cannon mouths.

Suddenly they felt utterly out of place in this world.

We were still pondering how to fight.

Others had already begun studying whether this thing tastes better steamed or braised.

How can this war still be fought?

No, how can this rice still be eaten?

The Lord of the End silently withdrew the destructive divine power he had just gathered, ready to risk death.

Then, in an exceedingly intricate tone, he ordered his adjutant:

"Notify downstream, have the Judgment Fleet... no, the Cosmic Greening Brigade lay down arms."

"All personnel switch to energy collectors and food‑preserving cold cabinets."

"Prepare to be the assistant."