Chapter 105: Charlie: Qu is my friend, we should protect it!

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Naruto world, the early days of Konoha's founding.

In the sky, Qu's biological fleet blocked the sun, casting a shadow that shrouded the newly built Konoha Village.

"How dare they look down on us?"

Uchiha Madara stood on the cliff, arms crossed, coldly smirking, his long hair flying wildly in the wind: "Hashirama, is this the peace you spoke of? Why is all this filth running here?"

Senju Hashirama scratched his head, smiling sheepishly: "Well, Madara, don't be mad. Looks like some guests got lost."

"Lost? Then send them to the Pure Land!"

Madara's Sharingan suddenly spun, purple chakra surged skyward, forming a hundred-meter-tall complete-body Susanoo.

At the same time, Hashirama clasped his hands together.

"Sage Art: Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands!"

A giant Thousand-Armed Buddha, larger than a mountain, rose from the ground.

Just as the Qu fleet commander was about to descend to Earth and announce that humanity would become "potted plants for viewing," he saw the two chakra reactions on the radar, and his compound eyes nearly popped out.

"What... what kind of biological weapon is this?!"

Before it could figure it out, Susanoo's long blade was already wrapped around the Thousand-Armed Buddha's fist.

"Supreme Buddha Transformation!!"

Boom boom boom boom boom boom!

Countless giant fists wrapped in Susanoo's armor rained down like a meteor shower.

At that moment, Qu understood what true despair was. Their proud biological warships, before these two shinobi powerhouses, were not even worth a mosquito.

"This dance... is so ugly."

Madara looked at the blood mist exploding in the sky, too lazy to even glance again.

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Super Beast World, third parallel universe.

Yellow sand filled the sky.

The Golden Elephant Tribe's slaves clung together in fear, watching the meatball-shaped spaceship slowly descend in the sky.

That was Qu's colonist ship; they intended to transform all of the Golden Elephant Tribe here into worms that could only eat sand in the desert.

"Resistance is useless."

The Whale Shark King hadn't even had a chance to act when he saw the old man, who usually only spouted grand principles and was even considered a coward, slowly step forward.

Yuan Zheng.

"Master! Don't go! They have the terrifying power to alter genes!"

Tai Lei shouted anxiously.

Yuan Zheng stood with his hands behind his back; in his cloudy old eyes, the entire galaxy was reflected at that moment.

"Thunder Shield Nebula."

Yuan Zheng spoke lightly, his voice not loud, yet it overwhelmed the raging sandstorm.

He slowly raised his withered palm.

Zizzle——!

Terrifying golden lightning gathered in his palm, instantly forming a vast nebula storm that completely covered the sky.

"Crossing the river not yet completed, strike the midstream!"

Boom!!

The Qu fleet that had just been showing off its might was, upon contact with that golden lightning shield, instantly annihilated into the most basic particles.

There was no explosion, no debris, only pure disappearance.

The entire scene fell into dead silence.

Tai Lei's mouth fell open, his jaw nearly dropping into the sand.

The Golden Elephant Tribe slaves who had once looked down on Yuan Zheng now stared, their eyes nearly popping out.

That old man who usually neither fought back nor talked back... turned out to be absurdly strong!!

Yuan Zheng lowered his hand, as if he had merely swatted a fly, he turned to look at Tai Lei, his tone still calm:

"Tai Lei, power has no good or evil; the key lies in the one who wields it."

"Even without using force, one must have the confidence to stop atrocities."

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Darwin Incident Universe.

In the classroom, the atmosphere was eerie.

Charlie looked at the Qu being violently beaten in various ways by the heavenly powerhouses on the sky screen, lightly shook his head, and a sarcastic smirk curled at the corner of his mouth.

"Barbaric."

"The actions of the Galaxy Road Base El are nothing short of bandit logic."

"Qu is merely following its own survival law, just as humans raise pigs, cattle, and sheep."

"Just because humans look more like 'people,' do we declare Qu guilty? What arrogance and double standards."

The surrounding human classmates stared at each other,

some wanted to refute,

but in the face of Charlie's flawless "human rights and species equality" theory,

they felt that saying anything would make themselves seem narrow-minded.

Just then, space trembled.

Just above their school, a rift tore open in the air.

A battered Qu insect nest stumbled out from within.

It was obviously crippled by some big shot in another universe,

It fled in panic to this world lacking supernatural powers.

"It's Qu!!"

Humans instantly fell into chaos.

The military quickly assembled, countless guns and cannons aimed at the meatball spaceship oozing green pus.

"Fire! Fire quickly! Don't let them land!" a human commander shouted.

"Stop!"

A voice, calm and powerful, interrupted the impending conflict.

Chali walked out of the crowd, wearing a neat school uniform, his fuzzy face bearing a kind of compassionate sacredness.

"Chali! Are you crazy? That's Qu! They'll turn us into bricks too!"

A human female student screamed.

Chali turned his head, giving her a look of caring for the mentally disabled.

"That's prejudice."

Chali strode toward the Qu insect nest that was trembling and trying to find shelter, opening his arms.

"Look at them, they're injured, they're afraid."

Chali's voice was full of charisma, as if he were delivering a great speech,

"Isn't this exactly an opportunity to prove we're more 'civilized' than them?"

At that moment, the damaged Qu master brain was scanning this creature.

【Warning: Energy depleted. Detected carbon-based lifeform……Gene sequence: ape-human hybrid?】

The Qu master brain was a bit dazed.

The creatures of this universe, how did they come delivering themselves to the door?

Chali stood before the nest, speaking in extremely fluent human language:

"Guest from afar, I am Chali, a chimpanzee possessing human intelligence."

"Like you, we are both outcasts rejected by so-called normal society."

"I greatly admire your spirit of exploring genes; perhaps we can be friends?"

The surrounding humans all looked stunned.

This is like a turkey, on the eve of Thanksgiving, saying to a chef holding a knife:

"Hey, brother, I think we can exchange some cooking techniques."

Someone tried to rush forward to pull Chali back: "You're throwing away your life! They have no feelings!"

"Just as humans once thought chimpanzees had no souls."

Chali shoved that person's hand away, sternly rebutting,

"If we respond to them with violence, what's the difference between us and those 'gods' who slaughter indiscriminately in the heavens? Communication is the only way to resolve conflict."

"We ought to protect every civilization; Qu too should be protected!"

A hint of cunning flashed in the Qu master brain's compound eyes.

It indeed currently lacks the power for large-scale transformation; it needs time to repair the nest and needs organic matter to replenish energy.

This foolish creature before us……is practically a perfect amulet.

Thus, the Qu insect nest slowly retracted its exposed spikes, even simulating a peaceful brainwave.

【Friend……peace……we need……help.】

Upon hearing those two words, Chali laughed.

He turned around, looking at the humans behind him holding guns, at a loss, his face showing a triumphant expression, as if he had just saved the world as a savior.

"Look."

Chali spread his hands, his tone full of the superiority of intellect crushing everything,

"As long as we let go of arrogance, even Qu can become our friend. This is the power of wisdom."

He did not know that.

Behind him,

in the depths of that seemingly docile nest,

a barely visible probe had quietly aimed at the back of his head.

Qu was analyzing his "intelligence-filled" brain to determine what flavor of toilet seat ring it would be suitable for.

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(Those who want to see the stinky monkey and Qu get tortured together, give a thumbs-up)