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Chapter 107: The universe-wide Qu purge is over, and the Land of Light tops the kill list!!

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Ultraman Universe, fringe star system.

There is no army, no fleet, only desperate silence.

Because here there is only one Qu hive, and two…… uninvited guests.

"Is this the lowly creature called Qu?"

Baité aliens floated in the vacuum, holding a small gene analyzer, looking at the enormous Qu masterbrain before them, their faces full of contempt.

"The gene sequence is chaotic, energy utilization low, evolutionary direction singular." The Baité alien shook their head: "Besides being disgusting, they're good for nothing."

Behind him, a monster exuding an aura of destruction floated silently.

Haipa Jiedun.

"Jidun..."

Jiedun emitted a low electronic hum; even just a wisp of leaked breath made the Qu masterbrain opposite shudder.

The Qu masterbrain attempted to communicate:

【【Strong one…… we can cooperate…… we can share evolution……】】

"Shut up, worm."

The Baité alien coldly interrupted: "In front of my Jiedun, do you even deserve to talk about evolution?"

"My Jiedun is the strongest being in the universe, born from devouring countless lives and fears, while you are merely a bunch of sewer rats playing with excrement."

"Jiedun, burn it."

"Jidun——!!"

Haipa Jiedun's chest-mounted light organ suddenly blazed.

A trillion-degree fireball!

It was a black-red fireball exceeding the temperature of a star's core, carrying world-destroying might, lightly striking the Qu hive.

There was no suspense.

At the instant of contact, the Qu hive's molecular structure was burned through; it didn't even have time to scream before being erased from this universe, not even ash left.

The Baité alien couldn't even be bothered to glance, turned and opened an interdimensional passage.

"Next. Too weak; I hope to meet something worth fighting."

……

Parallel universe designation: YAP-Omega.

This is a 'fortunate' universe personally selected by the Apo aliens.

The Qu civilization here had developed unusually prosperously; they had just completed a great project—transforming all intelligent beings on a planet into fully automatic toilet brushes.

At this moment, these Qu were surrounding those hair-covered, spin-only creatures, emitting triumphant psychic waves.

Suddenly, a purple rift split the sky.

Red poisonous gas poured down like a waterfall, instantly turning the once-clear sky into an eerie dark red.

"Hahaha! Looks like I arrived just in time!"

The Apo alien's signature manic laughter echoed across heaven and earth.

With the laughter, countless gigantic super-beasts burst from Apo space—Beilaoken, Bakexim, Duolageli…… At this moment, they were no longer destroyers, but judges.

The Qu army tried to resist, but their biological beams struck the super-beasts' heavy armor, leaving not even a mark; while the super-beasts could launch a missile and blast away a swath of Qu with a casual flick.

However, the Apo aliens did not order their extermination.

"Stop!"

The Apo alien waved a hand; all super-beasts ceased attack, surrounding the surviving tens of thousands of Qu in the middle.

The Qu leader looked fearfully at the gigantic phantom in the sky: 【【You…… what do you want to do? Kill us all?】】

"Exterminate?"

The Apo alien descended, approached the Qu leader, and inspected them like a defective product: "No no no, that would be too wasteful."

"I saw your handiwork on the firmament." The Apo alien pointed to the ground at those beings remodeled into toilet brushes: "Although the technique is poor, … the creativity is not bad."

"We Apo aliens have always respected creativity."

"So I decided to repay you using the very thing you pride yourselves on."

The Apo alien snapped their fingers.

A huge interdimensional rematerializer appeared out of nowhere.

"Since you like turning others into filters and toilet brushes so much, it shows you must love this work."

"You lot! Shove them in!"

Amid the Qu's desperate screams, they were tossed into the rematerializer by the super-beasts like grabbing chicks.

The machine rumbled, light flashing.

Moments later, the machine's outlet opened.

What emerged was no longer the lofty gene gods, but a group…… with Qu heads, yet only a short limp fleshy tube body, its base covered in coarse hard hairs—strange creatures.

And a group consisting only of mouths and stomachs, dedicated to filtering residue—meaty lumps.

The Apo alien nodded in satisfaction, picked up a "Qu-brand toilet brush," and idly rubbed it on the ground.

"Hmm, feels good, the bristles are pretty stiff."

"From today onward, this planet is the Apo legion's exclusive toilet."

"Half as a brush, half as a filter."

"After all, this is your own self-defined 'ultimate art'; you must enjoy it thoroughly."

The Apo alien gazed at those Qu whose eyes brimmed with despair yet could only utter "uh-uh" sounds, then burst into another gleeful fit of laughter.

Hahaha! This is resentment! This is hatred! This taste…… is really wonderful!

At this moment, the myriad heavens watched as the Qu writhed beneath the feet of the Yabo people on the screen, not only feeling no cruelty, but instead experiencing an unprecedented sense of relief.

This is……

Heaven's way cycles; the heavens spare no one!

……

When the last scream from a parallel universe faded in the heavenly curtain, the multiverse-spanning, cross-dimensional 'Great Cleanse' aimed at the Qu civilization finally came to an end.

This is not war; it is a unilateral display of interracial violence as art.

Upon the dark backdrop of the heavenly curtain,

Lines of pale yet slightly playful data streams poured down like a waterfall.

For this civilization that once proclaimed itself the 'Gene God', a final coffin lid was placed.

【Cleansing Operation ended.】

【Target: Qu (all subspecies of the multiverse).】

【Current surviving count: 1 (the sole survivor located in the Special Protection Zone).】

【Heavenly Curtain Civilization Rating: Pervert Level (cosmic tumor, recommended physical exorcism).】

Immediately after, a huge golden list unfurled across the star sea; the jumping numbers on it were a blatant humiliation of all participating civilizations' strength…… no, it was an accolade.

【Hunter Ranking List】

【Kill Count: 108】

Comment: This is not rescue; it is a light-energy saturation ground‑cleaning. The one called Saiwen is advised to see a psychologist. The one called Ai Si is advised to switch careers to become a sushi chef.

【Kill Count: 54】

Comment: The firepower coverage of the 729th Fleet perfectly illustrates the saying 'When poor, mix tactics; when rich, blast the old man.'

【Kill Count: 32】

Comment: The Autobots fight for freedom, the Decepticons for prestige; the two sides hardly even argued, and Megatron even felt the killing wasn't satisfying enough.

【Kill Count: 29】

Comment: For the Emperor! Although efficiency is slightly low due to only having cold weapons and blast guns, Guilliman said he would definitely bring the Titan Legion next time.

……

And after this long string of murderous rankings, the heavenly curtain seemed to liven up the atmosphere, suddenly popping up a glittering 'Special Achievement Award'.

【Special Contribution Award: Extra-dimensional Beings·Yabo People】

【Award Reason: Artistic Recreation】

【Reward: High-dimensional Biological Modification Blueprint ×1 (though you might not need it)】

In the picture,

The Yabo people watched as the Qu, remodeled into automatic toilet brushes, let out a barbell‑like laugh.

That smug face seemed to say, 'This is art—do you even know what art is?'

……

(Starting tomorrow, we'll torture Dabian!)

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