Chapter 120: Qu Recites the Five Great Oaths of Ultraman, Three-Body Civilization's Three-Day Spectacle in the Sky!
Various bizarre statements from different dimensions were rapidly refreshing on the public screen.
The scene once became utterly chaotic.
Land of Light, headquarters of the Cosmic Defense Force.
Hikali Ultrasman, director of the Science and Technology Bureau, briskly walked to the large screen, examining the communication button with interest.
"No physical medium is needed; information can be transmitted across dimensions directly through consciousness waves."
Hikali's fingertip glowed with a hint of blue light, and he gently tapped the button.
"Let me test the stability of the channel."
【Land of Light—Hikali】: Hi, friends of all worlds, hello. I am Hikali, an ordinary civil servant of the Land of Light.
As this barrage appeared, the previously noisy public screen instantly fell into a one-second vacuum.
Taro sidled over, clicking his tongue in amazement: "Hikali, you actually succeeded in sending it! From now on, we don't need to fly out of the universe to communicate with civilizations from different worlds."
Ultraman Father nodded slightly, his voice moved: "The end of technology is the mastery of rules. The creator of this celestial canopy possesses unfathomable power."
After a brief silence, the myriad worlds exploded.
Those civilizations that had witnessed Ultraman manually assembling galaxies and cleaving black holes with one hand immediately launched into a frenzy of thigh-hugging mode.
【Warhammer 40K—Robert Guilliman】: Paying tribute to the great Light Warriors!
【Naruto—Hashirama Senju】: Ordinary civil servant……Hikali, you brat, are you still pretending? Your posture of slashing super-beasts with a single sword has long been exposed on the celestial screen!
【Armored Hero—Dongmu Yan (Okseer Slaughter Machine)】: Hikali, my friend, I understand you—I'm just a timid, fearful ordinary ramen chef……
The most intense reaction, however, came from the Three-Body fleet.
Seeing the Land of Light finally bubbling,
the leader of the Three-Body fleet personally accessed the channel's highest permission level,
and sent a massive golden barrage under the fleet's official name.
【Three-Body Fleet Official】: Great Ultraman Clan! We are the Three-Body civilization about to be inventoried!
Our reverence for the Land of Light is as omnipresent as the cosmic microwave background radiation!
The Three-Body fleet wishes to forever follow in Ultraman's footsteps, becoming the most loyal vassal of the Land of Light!
This declaration by the Three-Body people is extremely blunt, with no concealment.
Those of them barely surviving in the dark forest,
are desperately yearning to cling to such a thick thigh capable of piercing the universe.
However,
before the Three-Body fleet could smugly revel in their own "sincerity,"
a barrage with a pink border,
sharply cut across beneath the Three-Body fleet's barrage, extremely eye-catching.
【Darwinian Mutation Universe—Qu (filled with the Light Ultraman King)】: Oh dear, seniors! Everyone, don't be afraid—I am now a good child personally baptized by the Ultraman King!
From now on, I am the exclusive guardian deity of humanity in this universe! For love and justice, Qu will work hard! Blessing~??
This barrage not only comes with a pink border, but even ends with an emoticon.
As sweet and cloying as a plump, charming maiden.
Inside the Three-Body fleet's flagship.
All Three-Body people were dumbfounded.
The originally furious hawkish officer, upon seeing this barrage, had his brainwaves violently erupt on the spot, with fiery sparks nearly short-circuiting the main control panel's wiring.
"Shameless!"
"A filthy bug surviving by eating excrement and genetic modification!"
"It dares to cozy up to the god-level civilization! And even send blessings?!"
The Three-Body officer completely broke down.
How many chaotic eras have they suffered in the universe, never even getting a chance to hand Ultraman his shoes?
They originally wanted to seize this good opportunity to perform well before Ultraman.
Never did they expect that this perverted creature Qu would occupy the very glory they Three-Body people had dreamed of occupying!
What qualifies this alien to enjoy the Ultraman King's personal transformation?
And still acting cute here!
Ugh!
Disgusting to death!
The Three-Body fleet opened fire without hesitation.
【Three-Body Fleet Official】: Qu! You disgusting, vile, sin-filled lowly alien! Put away your nauseating face! You are utterly unworthy to follow Ultraman! We Three-Body civilization are the steadfast defenders of the Land of Light's ideals! You are merely a lucky piece of trash!
Facing the Three-Body official's concentrated fire and curses.
Qu, already transformed into a pink, round, plump meatball in another universe, not only did not get angry, but comfortably rolled around on the ruins.
It skillfully typed a reply on the panel.
【Darwinian Mutation Universe—Qu (filled with the Ultraman King)】: Hehehe, you've already burst into tears. Where did you country bumpkins come from, seeing me baptized by the Great King and wanting to envy my rolling all over the ground? Sigh, who let me have such good fortune~
Qu's words,
possess immense destructive power,
and are extremely insulting.
The thought waves of the Three-Body leader even showed visible fluctuations to the naked eye.
【Three-Body Fleet Official】: Why is it not our turn! The celestial screen is about to inventory our Three-Body fleet's greatness! Our technological strength is sufficient to prove we are Ultraman's most qualified followers!
Watching the anxious Three-Body people on the screen, Qu emitted a series of extremely arrogant thought-laughter.
It struck with a haughty, old-fan demeanor, delivering a killing blow.
【Darwinian Event Universe—Qu (Filled by the Ultraman King)】: Believers? Don't flatter yourselves. Since you constantly claim to be loyal followers of Ultraman, I'll ask you the most basic question.
Can you recite the Ultraman Five Oaths? If not, then obediently roll back to your three-star system and dig dirt!
This barrage appeared.
The entire Third Fleet of the Trisolarans fell into a deathly silence.
All Trisolaran scientists, executives, and fleet commanders stared at each other.
"Ultraman Five Oaths?"
Chief Scientist 3056 frantically searched all databases of Trisolaran civilization: "What is this ultimate cosmic law? Is it a dimensional strike formula similar to the Dark Forest Theory? Or is it some kind of password for extracting high-dimensional energy?"
"Quick! Check all sky curtain records! We must find these Five Oaths!"
The Trisolaran fleet was in chaos, yet found not a single clue.
Seeing the Trisolaran fleet remain motionless for half a day.
Qu's tail was almost pointing straight up to the sky.
【Darwinian Event Universe—Qu (Filled by the Ultraman King)】: Tch, you don't even know this and still dare to call yourselves fans? Fake fans! Let me, the guardian deity personally blessed by the Ultraman King, give you country bumpkins a science lesson! Listen up!
First! You cannot go to school on an empty stomach!
Second! In good weather, air out your bedding!
Third! When crossing the road, pay attention to oncoming vehicles!
Fourth! Do not rely on others' strength!
Fifth! Do not play barefoot on the ground!
Looking at these five items on the public screen, full of elementary school daily rules, these "sacred oaths."
The Trisolarans, who were preparing to record the ultimate truth of the universe, collectively crashed.
This...
Ultraman Five Oaths??
How does this sound like five rules for elementary school students?!
No, that's not right.
Although it looks very much like elementary school rules.
But this is the Ultraman Five Oaths of the god-level civilization, absolutely not to be taken lightly.
"Academy of Sciences, mobilize all computing power to crack it!"
The Sovereign, looking at the Five Oaths on the sky curtain, gave the order.
【Darwinian Event Universe—Qu (Filled by the Ultraman King)】: Oh dear, oh dear? The Trisolaran uncles can't even solve this? The wisdom of the great kings is certainly not something your lowly civilization can fathom!
【Darwinian Event Universe—Qu (Filled by the Ultraman King)】: Want me to teach you? But you don't even have household registration, and the orthodox inheritance of the Land of Light is on Earth!
I, Qu, am now the sole legitimate guardian deity of Earth, the direct heir of Ultraman ideology! What do you have to compete with me for favor? Step aside, fake fans~(*^ω^*)
The Trisolaran Sovereign, watching the jumping emoticons on the light screen, had his central thought process emit a sharp, explosive sound.
They had endured and survived in the dark forest, depriving themselves of all emotion and weakness, retaining only the coldest rationality.
Now they were actually publicly humiliated by a meatball-like alien surviving by swallowing excrement.
【Trisolaran Fleet Official】: Shut up! Inferior creature! This is because our Trisolaran civilization has not yet fully contacted the deep doctrines of the god-level civilization! The sky curtain will soon tally us, the Trisolaran Fleet's absolute power and rationality are enough to completely erase this disgusting meat lump from the universe!
【Darwinian Event Universe—Qu (Filled by the Ultraman King)】: Woo woo woo, Uncle is so fierce. But it's fine, the angrier you get, the more you prove your understanding of the great kings is less than that of an elementary school student. Save it, after the tally you're only fit to hand me my shoes.
In the chat group, civilizations from other universes also exploded.
【Dragon World—Lu Mingfei】: Amazing, I've never seen in my life aliens trying to decrypt elementary school rules as the ultimate truth of the universe. Trisolaran brothers, have your brains been frozen in the fridge?
【Marvel World—Tony Stark】: Jarvis tells me those five sentences have already surpassed ten billion in search热度 on Earth's network. Alien friends, do you need me to use Stark Industries' ships to send you a few copies of《Elementary School Daily Conduct Standards》?
【Dragon Ball World—Frieza】: Monkeys, bugs, and a bunch of turtles that dare not even show their faces.
【Star Trek Federation—Sidney Grand Marshal】: Enough!
Inside the flagship of the Fourth Fleet of the Star Trek Federation, Sidney Grand Marshal drew his sidearm, the gun butt slammed heavily onto the tactical table, the solid wood tabletop splitting into pieces.
【Star Trek Federation—Sidney Grand Marshal】: Whether it's a tail-wagging meat worm or an arrogant Trisolaran fleet. Aliens are aliens! Attempting to tarnish the glory of interstellar order is simply preposterous! Whoever pollutes the public channel, the federal fleet will immediately jump, burning your homeworld together with its star to ashes! Humanity supreme!
After this extreme statement from the Star Trek Federation, the entire panel fell silent for a few seconds.
【Darwinian Event Universe—Qu (Filled by the Ultraman King)】: Read, you can step down now.
【Star Trek Federation—Sidney Grand Marshal: ……】
Land of Light, headquarters of the Ultraman Defense Force.
Several Ultramen in red capes stood beneath the Plasma Spark Tower, looking up at the sky curtain, their expressions varied.
"This Qu's personality change has made it quite…… uh…… lively?"
Taro looked at the continuously refreshing pink barrage on the light screen, raising his hand to scratch his head.
"The King's Miracle Power purified it extremely thoroughly, eliminating its killing instinct, but……"
"Currently, it seems this Qu's killing instinct has entirely transformed into a desire to express."
Zoffy crossed his arms, his tone carrying a hint of helplessness.
Hikali stood before the control console, fingers flying across the virtual keyboard, recording the Trisolaran civilization's speech frequency and information structure.
"However, this self-proclaimed Trisolaran civilization is extremely unique."
Hikali stopped typing, pointing at that string of speech on the screen: "Our cosmic coordinates are completely isolated from theirs; they only communicate through the sky curtain's display, yet they show such intense feelings of belonging and awe toward the Land of Light."
Sewin stepped forward, his gaze locked on the ID representing the Trisolaran civilization.
"Indeed rare."
Sewin nodded repeatedly,
"Previously, the surveyed Singer Civilization, Qu's insect nest, and those two mutant chimpanzees who planned mass slaughter were all extremely violent, violence-worshipping mutant aliens."
The sky finally returned to its normal frequency band.
Saiwen stood with his hands on his hips, his tone firm,
"This Trisolaran civilization, facing the unknown sky, showed no sign of aggression, but instead immediately expressed their pursuit of peace, and even quarreled with that arrogant Qu to uphold our honor."
Saiwen patted Taro's shoulder: "I believe this must be a civilization that loves life and knows how to share."
Standing at the front, Ultraman Father's cape fluttered gently with the energy flow behind him.
Hearing Saiwen's evaluation, Ultraman Father stroked his chin with relief.
"Well said."
Ultraman Father's voice was deep and carried the gentle warmth unique to elders,
"Their words are humble, they are full of longing for justice, and they even call us the Supreme Gods."
"To maintain such humility in the vast universe, the Trisolarans' homeworld must be a beautiful world filled with laughter and mutual aid."
"Exactly!"
Taro clenched his fists, his tone excited,
"After the inventory is complete, if they encounter a development bottleneck, our Cosmic Patrol will immediately dispatch a team to cross interstellar space and help them build a homeland!"
Several top warriors of the Land of Light stood in the hall,
After a few exchanges, they firmly labeled the still-unseen Trisolaran civilization as "peaceful, friendly, and loving nature."
In the myriad realms' channels, the dispute continued.
Just as Qu sent a selfie of tentacles forming a heart, the sky rumbled violently.
The semi-transparent chat panel instantly shrank and retreated to the screen's edge.
A tremendous gravitational roar exploded directly in the minds of every carbon-based and silicon-based life across the myriad realms.
Blinding golden light tore through the starry background, reoccupying the absolute center of the field of view.
Everyone ceased communication.
In the main control room of the Trisolaran First Fleet, all Trisolaran executives adjusted their thought-wave detectors to maximum power, silently awaiting the glory of their civilization.
Ice-blue characters rolled forth within the golden light.
【Myriad Realms Civilization Inventory: Trisolaran Civilization!】
The cold, hard characters dissipated.
The deep cosmic background slowly unfolded across the sky.
The Land of Light, Ultraman Father, Saiwen, and others held their breath, eagerly awaiting to see a verdant, harmonious planet with clear waters, lush mountains, birdsong, and fragrant flowers.
Inside the flagship of the Star Federation, Supreme Commander Sidney coldly stared, ready at any moment to issue the order to erase coordinates.
In the Darwin Incident Universe, Qu covered his hundreds of compound eyes with soft tentacles, secretly peering at the screen through the gaps.
The screen lit up.
There was no green vegetation, no blue ocean, and not even a peaceful town where civilization gathered.
Only endless wasteland stretched out.
Grayish-brown desert extended to the horizon, the earth cracked into thousands of unfathomable canyons.
Dark red magma surged deep within the fissures, continuously spewing deadly toxic gases outward.
The gaze penetrated the thin atmosphere, directly aiming at outer space.
A supergiant star occupying one-third of the sky hung high on the left.
Plasma flares rolling across its surface shot out tongues of fire tens of thousands of kilometers long,
mercilessly scorching the withered planet below.
Surface temperature skyrocketed instantly, as wild winds swept up dust across the heavens.
Just as everyone in the myriad realms felt oppressed, the space on the right side of the view suddenly twisted.
A second star brutally tore open its orbit and surged into the frame!
The gravitational fields of the two stars underwent destructive tearing in space.
Visible gravitational waves swept across the planet's surface.
The crust suffered catastrophic displacement, as thousands of towering volcanoes erupted simultaneously, magma columns shooting straight into the clouds.
Land of Light.
Taro gaped, his words of praise stuck in his throat.
At the center of the sky screen.
Behind the deep space backdrop, a third star, bearing annihilating white light, leapt forth from an utterly illogical orbit!
Three colossal, boundless stars occupied every corner of the sky without distinction.
No operational regularity, no gravitational order.
Three Suns in the Sky!
The extreme heat and gravitational storm surpassing physical limits instantly flattened the last few mountain ranges on the planet's surface.
The dried-up basin completely crystallized, rocks baked into flowing glass liquid.
Before such heavenly might, even a space warship would vaporize in an instant.
The sky emitted an electronic commentary devoid of any warmth.
【Here, survival is not a right, but a luxury.】
【Here, only the endless, terrifying cycle of chaotic epochs and stellar epochs.】
Inside the Land of Light Patrol Headquarters, deathly silence prevailed.
Saiwen's raised arm in midair stiffly lowered.
Ultraman Father's fingers stroking his chin came to a complete halt.
This… is that peaceful, environmentally beautiful, mutually supportive normal civilization?
End of Chapter
