Chapter 165: Earth Union Tentacle Monster Elected President, Saiwen

Dragon Ball world.

Realm of the Gods of Destruction.

The God of Destruction Beerus yawned.

Whis stood to the side holding his staff.

"Interesting."

Beerus scratched his ear.

"Such an extreme means of survival. Though it looks a bit crude, the efficiency is extremely high."

"If the humans of Universe Seven also had this kind of ruthlessness, the universe's average level wouldn't be so low."

"Whis, you say that alien steak tastes good?"

Whis covered his mouth and chuckled lightly.

"Lord Beerus."

"Those steaks are filled with negative genes and artificially synthesized substances; this probably doesn't suit your noble taste."

Perfect World.

Foreign Realm.

An Lan held a golden spear.

He stood imposingly on the war chariot.

"Eat alien races?"

An Lan let out a cold laugh.

"My realm once devoured the living beings of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, refining them into blood pills."

"This human alliance's method bears a few traces of the Immortal King's demeanor."

"Too bad, the limit of mortals is ultimately too low; relying on eating meat cannot achieve transcendence."

The heavenly screen's view slowly pulled back.

The scene came to the vast and deep star sea.

At the edge of a shattered asteroid belt.

A white spaceship with an elegant shape, bearing a peace dove emblem, was sailing slowly.

This was the Earth Union's exploration and research vessel.

Inside the spaceship.

The Earth Union crew were drinking coffee, casually recording star map data.

An alien guide was discussing the upcoming star system coordinates with the human captain.

Suddenly.

A piercing red alarm sounded throughout the research vessel.

"Captain! A violent transition reaction has appeared ahead in space!"

The radar operator reported loudly.

In the darkness ahead.

Space twisted.

A massive, cold, black fleet with gun barrels lining its sides jumped out like a herd of steel beasts.

The huge battleship blocked out the starlight.

The hull bore a prominent emblem composed of a sword and Earth, the Earth Union military insignia.

The red light of charging cannons flashed continuously in the dark vacuum, like the eyes of the god of death.

Long-lost kin of the same human origin.

Unexpectedly met in this cold star sea.

But what greeted the Earth Union.

Was not tears of joy in an embrace or the excitement of fellow villagers meeting.

But the urgent alarm of the Human Union warship locking onto its target.

On the public channel.

A bone-chilling, emotionless broadcast forcibly cut into the Earth Union research vessel's system.

A cold voice of a Human Union officer echoed in the white spaceship:

"Unknown vessel ahead, listen."

"Immediately shut down engines, halt and accept inspection. Declare your pure human identity."

"All crew must lower shields, accept genetic testing, to prevent alien contamination."

"Any non-pure human discovered will be executed on the spot."

"Otherwise…… we will open fire immediately! Repeat. Otherwise, open fire immediately!"

The starry sky fell silent.

The charging light of the heavy artillery grew ever brighter.

The Earth Union captain's coffee cup shattered on the deck.

He stared at the dense red dots on the radar, cold sweat soaking his back.

The first clash of kin humans.

Imminent!

At the icy, profound edge of the asteroid belt.

Two human fleets of the same origin and kind, separated by three hundred years, made first contact in the absolute zero vacuum.

Inside the white Earth Federation research vessel, the lighting was soft, and soothing classical symphonies echoed through the cabin.

The Earth Federation captain wiped cold sweat from his forehead, struggling to calm his agitated heart, and pressed the all-frequency broadcast button.

A lengthy greeting filled with multiculturalism and goodwill rippled outward along electromagnetic waves.

"To our lost kin in the star sea, I am the captain of the Earth United Nations Seventh Exploration Fleet."

"After several centuries, we have finally found you."

"Humanity is not alone; Earth has already built an inclusive, equal, and diverse garden of a hundred flowers."

"Our ship carries the blessings of four hundred and twenty alien friendly nations. Lay down your arms, kin, let us embrace one another..."

Along with the greeting,

the Earth Federation also transmitted a "peace holographic video" containing hundreds of alien life forms dancing and playing music.

Dead silence.

A full three minutes of dead silence.

Inside the Human Federation's black command ship, glaring red alarm lights spun wildly.

On the holographic radar platform at the center of the bridge, string after string of data scanned back from the Earth Federation ship were jumping wildly in blood-red font.

"Scan complete. Human genome detected inside target vessel."

The radar soldier reported coldly.

"Simultaneously, a large number of non-human DNA profiles detected. Confirmed live alien entities present, count: thirty-two. Classification: mollusk-reptilian, silicon-based arthropod, spore-plant types."

The Human Federation fleet commander wore a crisp gray military greatcoat, hands clasped behind his back.

He watched the chaotic dance of aliens in the "peace video" on the big screen,

his originally stern face suddenly twisting,

as if he had seen the most disgusting excrement in the world.

He didn't even bother to listen to the Earth Federation captain's impassioned speech about "kin reunion."

The commander slowly raised his hand, pressed the main cannon charge confirmation key, his lips moving as he coldly spat out two words.

"Sacrilege."

"Using alien bloodlines to desecrate our human bloodlines!!"

"Un... forgivable!"

Boom!

The Human Federation warship's secondary cannons opened fire without the slightest hesitation.

A pale blue particle beam grazed past the Earth Federation research ship's shield, instantly vaporizing a hundred-meter-diameter asteroid behind it.

Final warning, strip away all aliens, submit to genetic review. Otherwise, along with this contaminated scrap heap of yours, you'll be purified together.

Cold, brutal, not an inch of room for maneuver.

The drama of humans fighting humans was actually going to replay in the vast star sea.

The Myriad Realms audience watching this scene completely blew up.

Three-Body World, First Fleet.

Deep astonishment permeated the Chancellor's thought waves:

"They opened fire just like that? They're facing same-origin, same-species Mother Star humans!"

"Without even figuring out the other side's details, just because of a few alien creatures, they're going to fight among themselves?"

Beside him,

Chief Scientist 3056 said:

"No, Chancellor, this isn't just a matter of a few alien creatures, but that the Earth Federation's human bloodlines have already been invaded by aliens, so the Human Federation struck out to attack."

"In the Human Federation's eyes, the Earth Federation are no longer kin."

Swallowed Star World, Virtual Universe Network.

Luo Feng sat cross-legged in the cultivation arena, his gaze slightly heavy.

"Compared to alien races, sometimes ideological conflicts are even more deadly. Those Human Federation people can't tolerate a single grain of sand in their eyes."

"In their view, those Earth Federation people perhaps can no longer count as pure humans."

Super Seminary, Demon No. 1.

Morgana leaned on the throne, holding a red wine glass, laughing loudly:

"Interesting! Too interesting! This universe's humans are simply after my own heart!"

"To hell with kinship, as long as you disagree with this old lady's ideology, you're a heretic! Fight! Beat them to death for me!"

Gundam UC Universe.

Char Aznable floated in the bridge, looking at the sky canopy, letting out a sneer:

"A pathetic species. Even having reached the universe, humanity's soul is still bound by gravity, the vicious nature of forming cliques and attacking dissenters can never be eradicated."

Lighthouse World, The Lighthouse.

Captain Mark clenched his fists, his gaze held no mockery, only deep understanding:

"I don't think the Human Federation is extreme. In the United Stars that kind of hellish starting hand, if they weren't extreme, they'd have gone extinct long ago."

"Look at our Lighthouse, if for the sake of so-called 'inclusivity' we let even a single Devouring Beast in, the Mana ecology would instantly destroy us all."

"The Earth Federation bringing aliens with them, in the Human Federation's eyes, is bringing a mobile plague source."

The sky canopy did not let this standoff immediately erupt into a destructive outcome.

The picture slowly froze.

The narrator's grand voice rang out once more, performing the most ruthless dissection of these two human civilizations' underlying codes.

【Two different planets gave birth to two completely opposite political spectra.】

The sky canopy split in two.

On the left, the Earth United Nations.

Beneath the golden scales emblem were written "Cosmopolitanism" and "Egalitarianism".

【The Earth United Nations believes the universe is a garden of a hundred flowers. Diversity is the ladder of civilizational progress; cultural fusion brings sparks of thought. They advocate unconditionally accepting interstellar refugees and granting all intelligent life equal citizenship rights.】

On the right, the Human Federation.

Beneath the emblem of a blood-dripping longsword piercing the starry sky were engraved "Xenophobia" and "Elitism".

【The Human Federation firmly believes the universe is a dark jungle. Those not of our kind must have different hearts. Only by maintaining the absolute purity of human genes and culture, concentrating all resources to nurture the elite, can they survive in this cold sea of stars.】

In the universe of myriad stars.

Human Federation Grand Marshal Sidney stood inside the United Star's High Command, looking at the sky canopy, pointing at the Earth United Nations image on the left and cursing furiously.

"A bunch of cowards! A bunch of idiots whose brains have been corroded by comfortable lives! You have betrayed the purity of humanity!"

"You've turned Earth into a garbage dump for aliens! If I had a jump engine, I'd take the fleet and burn Earth clean right now!"

Earth, the Earth United Nations.

The Earth United Nations President let out a contemptuous sigh.

"The Human Federation... like a child that never grew up, a violent infant. They don't understand how to embrace the vastness of the universe, only how to wave a big stick and roll in the mud. Violence can never create a great civilization."

"Our Earth United Nations' diverse and open pattern is what can make human civilization endure."

Among the myriad worlds, disputes exploded along with it.

Armored Warrior world, Happy House Ramen Shop.

Duanmu Yan held a bowl of steaming ramen, slurping a big mouthful. "Slurp—"

He swallowed the noodles in his mouth, pointed at the Earth United Nations President on the sky canopy with his chopsticks, and let out a cold laugh.

"Bullshit! Alien monstrosities are just Oksers! You tolerate him today, give him food to eat, tomorrow he'll bite your throat out!"

"The Human Federation is doing it right! Once an Okser, always an Okser! They must be killed to the last, to guarantee the absolute purity of human genes!"

"Any potential alien risk must be strangled in the cradle!"

Ultraman Orb world.

Queen Amate shook her head:

"The Human Federation's approach is wrong. Why always meet things with violence? Can't they pursue peace?"

"I'm very optimistic about the Earth United Nations' style of conduct. That is the ultimate right path."

The sky canopy seemed to have heard the disputes of the myriad heavens and worlds.

The scene shifted, directly showing the Earth United Nations' social reality several decades after implementing the "bottomless tolerance" policy.

This segment was titled 【Pathetic Display】.

Earth, the former human homeworld.

The scene panned over bustling streets.

Neon lights flashed.

But those walking the streets — humans had become a rare species.

Large numbers of scaled reptilians, foul-smelling slime creatures oozing stench, massive rock giants — they openly occupied the centers of the streets.

Normal humans were instead squeezed into narrow alleys.

A population proportion data chart slammed onto the sky canopy.

The blue bar chart representing pure-blood humans, in just fifty years, experienced several cliff-like plunges, directly falling out of the top ten of the Earth United Nations' total population!

Unrestricted acceptance of interstellar refugees led to Earth's resources being severely squeezed out.

An even more absurd scene occurred in the subsequent Earth United Nations presidential election.

On the holographic podium, a soft-bodied alien with a huge single eye and eight thick tentacles for a lower body wore a comical human top hat.

It used a synthesizer to speak perfectly accented Earth language.

"I promise, once elected, I will further increase welfare benefits for interstellar refugees! Long live tolerance!"

Below the stage, countless alien voters cheered wildly, waving tentacles and pincers.

Finally, the vote count was announced.

This tentacle monster won by an overwhelming advantage, becoming the Earth United Nations humans' new President!

Yes, in the capacity of a human,

this tentacle monster became President.

And in the corner of the screen, large numbers of unemployed human lower-class citizens took to the streets to protest aliens seizing jobs.

Greeting them were alien law enforcement officers' merciless electroshock batons.

The Earth United Nations' social "stability index" in the top right corner of the screen plummeted all the way, smashing through the bottom line, turning a glaring red!

The myriad worlds fell dead silent.

Those viewers who had supported the Earth United Nations at this moment seemed to have been slapped more than a dozen resounding times by an invisible giant hand.

Marvel world.

Inside the Avengers base, Captain America Steve Rogers watched that tentacle monster wearing a human top hat give a speech, his stomach churning violently.

His brows knotted tightly together, voice heavy:

"Tolerance is humanity's bottom line."

"But tolerance without principles, without a bottom line, is personally digging your own grave. The Earth United Nations... has lost control."

Naruto world, Konoha Village.

Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi puffed on his dry pipe.

He watched the Earth United Nations' chaos, a flash of sharp light passing through his turbid eyes.

"Confused."

"If Konoha unconditionally accepts wandering ninja from other villages, even letting an enemy spy whose chakra nature can't even be figured out become Hokage... then Konoha will cease to exist."

"Reversing the roles, this is a path to death."

Inside the Land of Light,

Originally, Seven had still been immersed in tallying several civilizations where humans were oppressed and enslaved, before finally tallying one where humans reigned supreme,

This made Seven feel refreshed in body and mind, having just let out a breath of relief.

However,

When he personally saw that disgusting tentacle monster become President of the Earth Federation in human form,

And even clamored to increase alien refugee welfare, further squeezing the living space of pure-blood humans.

Seven's fists clenched again, and he said in a deep voice:

"What kind of joke is this!"

"How could this kind of creature... be human!"