Chapter 1099: Small Fresh and Big Pattern

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"Question: Has Miss Luo Quan finally exhausted her talent?"

On Zhihu, I don't know how long it has been since such a question appeared.

However, in the past, when people asked this question, they sincerely felt that Miss Luo Quan's talent had dried up, with a bit of belittling and schadenfreude.

This time it was obviously not.

It was probably because the new songs released by Miss Luo Quan in the second round completely failed to meet the fans' expectations, so everyone deliberately used this question to express dissatisfaction.

"We can't accept pop songs, but this one is too pop, without any quality."

"It really has lost Luo Bao's standard, and I am very dissatisfied with this song."

"Released three high-quality songs in a row, and now you are ready to add blockage to everyone, right?"

"It's normal for an album to have good and bad songs, but you are Miss Luo Quan, eh. Shouldn't the lower limit of the bad ones be better than others?"

"Actually, *Let's Get Married* can't be said to be too bad. At least compared to those on Douyin, it's much better, and the melody is very good to listen to. The effect is also great when played at a wedding.

But this should be a single, not stuffed into an album."

"Miss Luo Quan's fantasy world, Luo Bao imagined that she was married, so she had this song. The song is not bad, it's just not as good as everyone expected."

"I think it's quite good to listen to, I've been playing it on loop, and I will definitely play this song when I get married in the future. I don't know why you guys have to pick so many thorns."

"It's not picking thorns, but feeling that this shouldn't be the level Luo Bao should have, lacking musicality."

"Facts have proved that music fans who like so-called musicality are ultimately a minority. After all, this song is very popular on major platforms, with popularity second only to *Rakshasa Sea Market*, and it has become a BGM with a higher frequency than *Rakshasa Sea Market* on Douyin."

"Very normal, the melody of the two is top-notch, the former is more popular with the public."

"It's a pity, maybe it will be very difficult to hear Luo Bao's divine song in the future."

………………

Netizens' evaluations of the new song were mixed. Miss Luo Quan had expected this situation. After all, she released this song to grab the top of the list, and didn't consider musicality at all. It was normal to be scolded.

Just didn't expect that the top of the list was not grabbed, and the reputation was not obtained, which is losing the wife and losing the army.

However, things have already happened, and it is useless to regret.

But seeing that there were so many fans complaining about this, Miss Luo Quan could only open a live stream the next day, wanting to stabilize everyone's mood.

"I have sinned"

Miss Luo Quan changed the title of the live stream room to this, but she had no sincerity to admit her mistake in front of the camera, still looking like a smiling face.

"Haha, I just wanted to try a down-to-earth song to grab a ranking on the list. Who knew that there was no hope of winning before it was released?"

Miss Luo Quan spread her hands, admitted her strategic miscalculation, and then said: "I know everyone wants some songs that have both musicality and listenability, but how many such songs can there be in the music library of the whole world?

This is something that can be met but not sought, requiring sudden inspiration, not something that can be done by clapping your head."

"That's what you say, but you are Miss Luo Quan, the omnipotent Miss Luo Quan, eh."

"It's normal for others to be unable to do it, but you can't say you can't do it, especially in music."

"If even Luo Bao you can't do it, then there should be no one in this world who can do it."

"Luo Bao, you must have prepared a surprise for everyone, don't hide it, hurry up and take it out for everyone to see."

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Facing the fans' trust, Miss Luo Quan just shook her head, her tone regretful: "Where is there any surprise? If there really was a surprise, I would have taken it out to show off long ago. How could I wait until now?

The following songs are basically ordinary pop songs, and there won't be any particularly big waves, so don't have too much expectation."

Hearing that Miss Luo Quan didn't look like she was joking at all, the fans felt disappointed:

"It seems that what Luo Bao said this time is true. Although this album already has three top-tier works, it still feels a bit lacking."

"An album of regular level, equivalent to Miss Luo Quan's past albums, it's still much better than others."

"The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment."

"Already twenty-five, half a foot into menopause, can you still expect her inspiration to be as vigorous as when she was young?"

"This time it's really exhausted."

"Haha, not to that extent, brother, this is a bit too mean."

"Exhausted is definitely fake, disappointment is definitely true."

"Don't say it, Luo Bao is going to drop small pearls (tears) again."

………………

The remarks of some poisonous netizens are indeed easy to make people break their defenses. If a girl with a worse psychological quality were changed, she might have cried out.

However, Miss Luo Quan has always been carefree, and this bit of aggressiveness is not enough to make her drop small pearls.

It's just this adjective, looking at it really makes people feel angry.

Half a foot into menopause, these people really thought of this adjective, which makes people angry and want to laugh.

"I'm only twenty-five, not fifty-two, not old to that extent." Miss Luo Quan pinched her face, showing her Q-elastic, tender, and collagen-filled face.

"See, this skin is still very elastic, indicating that I am young now, menopause and the like are still ten thousand miles away from me!"

Miss Luo Quan looked at the camera and said so.

"I don't believe it, unless you let me pinch it too."

"Can you describe what the feel is, Luo Bao, so that everyone can have a concept when YYing."

"Haha, how can you imagine it just by text description."

"My suggestion is to try it with a piece of silicone, I feel the feel won't be much different."

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"This feel is nothing special." Miss Luo Quan pinched it again, "It's like jelly, soft and elastic, but tighter than jelly... these are not the point, the point is not to mention the word menopause in the future, at least wait until I am forty to attack me?"

Fans responded immediately:

"When a beauty is scolded as ugly by others, she won't get angry. When an ugly woman is scolded as ugly by others, she will immediately break her defense."

"Luo Bao, this is what you said yourself."

"So you hate this word so much because of this reason?"

"Using your spear to attack your shield, there are still many masters on Bilibili."

"Haha, now Luo Bao has nothing to say."

………………

Indeed, as the bullet comments said, Miss Luo Quan fell into a short silence.

Because the words in front were indeed what she said herself. People cannot refute the words they have said, otherwise, when they speak again in the future, it will sound like farting to others, and it will not be convincing.

"You are completely changing the concept." Miss Luo Quan thought for a while, and finally spoke to refute, "It's not because you broke your defense so you are ugly, but because ugly people are easier to break their defenses.

Similarly, my refutation does not mean that I am such a person. Everyone must understand the causal relationship here first."

"Okay Luo Bao, we will pay attention in the future."

"Do you want Wuji Baifeng Pills? My family runs a pharmacy, and there is a secret recipe passed down from ancestors, specializing in infertility... oh no, specializing in insomnia, anxiety, and palpitations caused by menopause."

"I think the effect of donkey-hide gelatin should be better."

"Eight hundred years, Jiuzhitang, curing kidney deficiency, sugar-free, I choose Wangzhongwang for ham, one section is stronger than six sections!"

"Hahahaha..."

"What is this with what."

"I think Luo Bao is going to be dizzy by you guys now."

"Playing memes is enough, don't persecute the streamer anymore, there will be no swimsuit photo album to watch in the future."

"Damn, don't, I was wrong Luo Bao, I won't dare to do it again in the future."

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To be honest, facing such fans who like to play, Miss Luo Quan really has no good way to deal with them.

Knowing that they are joking and enlivening the atmosphere, it is not easy to say anything heavy.

However, if she doesn't say the words heavily, these people don't take her seriously at all, and the playing makes her feel blocked in her heart.

After thinking about it, she finally decided not to care too much about these fun-seekers.

They go online just to find fun, so compared to those netizens on Tieba and Weibo who have extremely poor quality and are full of dirty words, the quality of these fun-seekers in the live stream room is already quite high.

At least they don't say dirty words, and they don't make random yellow jokes, which is already good, what else do you want a bicycle for?

As for those bullet comments that make people feel a bit uncomfortable, let it pass like this.

Don't be angry, no one will replace you if you get sick from anger.

Taking a deep breath, Miss Luo Quan's mood quickly calmed down: "The fifth song will be released tonight, it is still a Chinese song, and it is also the last Chinese song on this album. Everyone, please look forward to it."

"Luo Bao, the depressing words you just said really make it hard for everyone to look forward to it."

"As long as the two words Miss Luo Quan are in the creator list, this song is worth looking forward to!"

"That is, exhausted is just a joke, you guys don't really think Luo Bao is not working, right?"

"Don't tease, big brother, Luo Bao can't write a bad song even if she closes her eyes. I strongly suspect that this next one will be a divine song again!"

"Cautiously optimistic, I feel the probability of a divine song is not high."

"Then let's wait and see!"

………………

When teasing Miss Luo Quan, these fans wished they could belittle Miss Luo Quan as worthless.

But when it really came to the critical moment, there were basically no bad guys with rebellious bones in the bullet comments.

This shows that the fans can distinguish the priority, know when they can joke, and when they need to be rational.

And Miss Luo Quan looked at the full screen of bullet comments expressing expectations, and felt a little disappointed in her heart.

It turns out that the environment she spent so much effort to create, where everyone has no expectations for the new song, failed in the blink of an eye?

Then what are the complaints and doubts she suffered before?

It's really too unjust!

Miss Luo Quan thought of this, her cheeks couldn't help but bulge, looking like a squirrel with its mouth full of acorns.

She just wanted the fans to be pessimistic about her new song, and then slap them in the face.

Didn't expect that the fans don't eat this set at all now, directly trusting her unconditionally, believing that she can take out a divine song that amazes the audience.

Don't know whether to praise them for being loyal enough, or scold them for having too heavy fan filters and being too brainless.

The feeling of reversing and slapping the face is mostly impossible to create, but at least it can be seen that the fans still trust her very much, which can be considered a good thing.

"Let's stop the live stream here. I will continue to live stream at 0:00 tonight. After listening to the song, you can come to the live stream room to talk about your thoughts."

After speaking, Miss Luo Quan went offline.

Because she had greeted in advance this time, except for fans, ordinary passersby netizens had no expectations for her new song.

Most people felt that it would be enough to release another functional love song like *Let's Get Married*.

This one is not bad when used at a wedding scene, but if it is used for confession, it is a bit too formal and not particularly suitable.

So netizens really wanted Miss Luo Quan to release a song for confession, and finally one that could move the girl's heart as soon as it was sung.

They believed that Miss Luo Quan's song definitely had such magic.

After all, girls listen to *My Heart Will Go On*, cry once every time they listen, and it shouldn't be difficult to have a song with similar effects.

However, this time, Miss Luo Quan was destined to disappoint them.

When the song went online, the name of the song directly made everyone have a bunch of black question marks.

*Turkish Ice Cream*?

What kind of strange song name is this? Is it saying to a dear lover that you are as sweet as Turkish ice cream?

Searched the impression of this Turkish specialty in my mind, and found only the picture of the ice cream merchant who was so naughty that people wanted to hit him.

Turkish ice cream is a specialty of Turkey, and it can also be said to be a way of selling.

The owner of the ice cream shop will tease the customers who want to eat ice cream in various ways, making him unable to get his own ice cream no matter what.

The most common way of teasing is that it looks like the ice cream has been handed to the customer, but the customer finds that the ice cream in his hand has become an empty cone in the blink of an eye.

And no matter how many times it is repeated, no matter how careful you are, you will be teased by the boss in different ways.

However, it is very simple to crack, that is, whatever the boss gives you, you eat it.

Although you can't eat the ice cream, the taste of the cone is also good

As for why Miss Luo Quan used this local specialty as the song title, most people didn't quite understand.

But there were still a small number of people who guessed some of the reasons.

Could it be that the theme of Miss Luo Quan's song is "toying with"?

Then what exactly is Miss Luo Quan toying with?

Is she toying with the audience or toying with music?

All the answers will only be revealed after listening to the song.