Chapter 1176: Hangover

"What happened?"

Miss Luo Quan rubbed her head and woke up on the big bed.

After opening her eyes, she found herself lying on the bed. She subconsciously grabbed her body and discovered she was only wearing a set of lingerie.

"Damn! What's the situation?" This discovery scared away all of Miss Luo Quan's remaining sleepiness.

Even more outrageous was that the lingerie she was wearing now wasn't the same set she had worn yesterday.

Someone must have stripped her clothes!

Miss Luo Quan turned her head and saw legs lying horizontally and vertically all around her.

Because she liked to roll around in bed, Miss Luo Quan liked a bigger bed.

Ever since she shook the bed to collapse during her last cultivation breakthrough, Miss Luo Quan had changed to a sturdier and larger bed—a three-by-three, looking like the kind of princess bed in her grandfather's castle.

Perhaps it was precisely because her bed was big enough that this bunch of silly women had actually pinned her at the very bottom, using her upper body as a pillow.

This was only because her body was in good shape; if it were an ordinary person, they would probably have been suffocated.

"Wake up, everyone!" Miss Luo Quan shook her body, attempting to shake the women on top of her awake.

Who knew they were sleeping quite soundly, smacking their lips and saying "don't bother me."

"Get up, all of you!" Miss Luo Quan couldn't take it anymore and shook violently again.

The women thought the house had collapsed and were scared into sitting up immediately. Only after waking up did they realize there was no abnormality, and then they met Miss Luo Quan's cold gaze.

"Who will explain to me what happened after I got drunk?" Miss Luo Quan crossed her arms and sat cross-legged on the bed. "Why did my lingerie change to another set? Do you all like to strip people's lingerie for fun when you're drunk?"

"This is my fault." Wen Xia raised her hand embarrassedly. "I drank a bit too much at the time, and later I vomited, and you happened to be right next to me, so I vomited directly on you."

"Ouch..." Miss Luo Quan put on a mask of pain and lowered her head to sniff.

Fortunately, she didn't smell anything strange.

Wait a minute, she forgot she had the Flawless Glazed Body; vomit shouldn't stick to her body, and not only that, there shouldn't even be any smell.

Thinking of this, Miss Luo Quan's emotions calmed down a little.

If she had encountered this situation while sober, it would indeed be quite a headache.

But anyway, it had all been cleaned up, so out of sight, out of mind.

"And then?" Miss Luo Quan continued to ask.

"We helped you take a bath, Boss." Xiao Mao opened her mouth with a blushing face. "I didn't know before, but now I've discovered your body is so magical. Those dirty things on you are like being coated with lubricant; they slide onto the floor by themselves. Also, Boss, your skin is really white."

"Your desire to express yourself is especially strong today." Miss Luo Quan knocked on Li Xiaomao's head. "And then, did you really throw me into the pool to take a bath?"

"Yes." Dongfang Chen's eyes flashed with a different kind of brilliance. "Boss was vomited all over, and although the clothes blocked a lot, quite a bit still seeped through. So, the few of us spent quite a bit of effort helping you clean yourself inside and out!"

Miss Luo Quan was speechless upon hearing this and then asked, "You didn't take any strange videos or photos, did you?"

"I swear, we really didn't take any at all. If we lied to you, Boss, then we're all puppies!" Xiao Mao immediately raised her hand, looking like "there's no silver buried here."

Everyone looked at her, wondering how she could be so naive.

"Forget it." Miss Luo Quan waved her hand. "Whether you took them or not, just remember, videos must be saved on offline devices; absolutely do not connect to the internet. Although I haven't heard much about hackers cracking mobile systems lately, the risk ultimately exists, so not connecting to the internet is the best insurance."

"Don't worry, Boss." Xu Yanqing patted her chest as if guaranteeing it. "We definitely won't leak it out; we all know the weight of things."

"Heh." Miss Luo Quan sneered. "Didn't you all just say you didn't take any? Now you're changing your tune. So you were all lying to me, right?"

Hearing this, the women could only lower their heads again, not daring to refute.

"I can't be bothered with you, but remember, don't pour alcohol for me again in the future." Miss Luo Quan sighed and said with a serious expression, "Yesterday you all saw it too. I drank less than half a bottle of beer, and I was like a dead pig. Even after a bath and changing clothes, I had no reaction at all. It's more effective than anesthesia. Fortunately, I was at home. If this were outside, wouldn't it be 'Miss Luo Quan Unfortunate'?"

Miss Luo Quan joked with a smile, but there weren't many two-dimensional fans in the room, let alone memes that only appear in such "inner-two-dimensional" works, so no one got it.

Of course, everyone understood the consequences of doing so, so they all nodded like chickens pecking at rice, swearing never to do such silly things again.

"Actually, it's my fault." Su Yu pouted. "Actually, I was also high on alcohol at the time, and seeing you hadn't drunk any, I wanted to pour you some, and it ended up like this."

"These are all minor matters." Miss Luo Quan patted Su Yu's butt. "I'm just telling you what you can't do; I don't mean to blame you."

Miss Luo Quan stood up as she spoke. "Alright, those who want to take a nap can go take a nap, and those who want to get up for breakfast can go eat breakfast."

Before the words fell, the air conditioning on the women had quietly landed.

Only then did Miss Luo Quan discover that the others were just like her, wearing only lingerie.

This scene was truly vivid and fragrant.

Miss Luo Quan didn't know if it was because they had been tossing and turning all night and hadn't slept well, or if they hadn't slept well because they were using her body as a pillow.

After the girls got up, they all yawned, looking listless.

But when asked to go back to sleep, they all said they couldn't sleep anymore.

Miss Luo Quan had no choice but to get busy in the kitchen and make another sumptuous breakfast.

"Boss, you remind me of my mom."

At the dining table, Li Xiaomao gnawed on a steamed bun, her face full of warm smiles.

"Why, is my craftsmanship comparable to your mom's?" Miss Luo Quan smiled and untied her apron.

"No, it's just that temperament." Li Xiaomao shook her head gently. "You take care of everything—eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing—you can take care of everything thoroughly. Being by your side feels like everything is arranged, like there's nothing you need to worry about yourself, and everything naturally gets done."

"You're quite good at praising people. Are you saying I have a strong desire for control?" Miss Luo Quan picked up a meat bun and laughed.

"How could that be!" Li Xiaomao immediately denied it. "I wish someone could manage me. I've had poor self-discipline since I was a child, whether it's diet, study, or anything else. If my mom hadn't supervised me every day, my current weight would have to be at least a hundred pounds heavier."

Miss Luo Quan laughed. "If you like being managed, that's a good thing. I was worried you'd think I manage too much and complain in your hearts that I'm a busybody who wants to stick her nose into everything."

"How could the Boss think that?" Dongfang Chen immediately disagreed. "Everything you've done so far seems to be for our sake. And every time before making a decision, you let us decide for ourselves; this is not something a busybody can describe."

Miss Luo Quan revealed a moved smile. "I'm very gratified that you can think this way; at least it proves that I am a competent boss."

"Hey, it's a pity you're not particularly old, Boss." Xiao Mao lowered her head and sighed. "Otherwise, I really want to call you Godmother."

"So is my temperament that old?" Miss Luo Quan was speechless at Li Xiaomao's words. "I'm only 23 this year, and Godmother is already here."

"This is a metaphor." Li Xiaomao explained. "Age and temperament are not the same thing, and Boss, you really have a motherly feeling."

"Yes, I have that feeling too." Dongfang Chen also echoed and nodded. "Being with you, Boss, always gives me a feeling of being cared for. My own mom isn't even that good to me."

"That means I'm beautiful and kind." Miss Luo Quan curled her lips and praised herself unobtrusively.

In the past, this kind of shameless vanity would have been met with everyone's ridicule, but this time, not a single person sang the opposite.

It was probably because she fed these girls every day, and they had developed feelings.

But it was normal; after all, she was a Saintess.

According to the Universal Church, as someone who could become a Saintess, she possessed all the shining points of a mother, was a collection of human truth, goodness, and beauty, and great motherhood was embodied in her vividly.

So it's not incomprehensible that these girls, under her "meticulous care," were moved to want to call her mom.

However, Miss Luo Quan still hoped they would call her sister; after all, being a mom was still too early for her, and she was completely unprepared to be a mom.

"Oh, my dear sister, you guys are actually up so early today." Gao Liang was going to the bathroom in the morning, heard movement downstairs, and when he came down to look, he found that everyone was already awake.

In the whole house, only Gao Liang called Miss Luo Quan sister.

"I remember you also drank quite a lot of alcohol. Don't you have any feeling of a hangover?" Miss Luo Quan looked at her younger brother and found he had a relaxed expression, not at all like someone who had drunk half a case of beer.

"Are you talking about the alcohol last night?" Gao Liang laughed. "Why would that low-alcohol beer make me drunk? A hangover? That's just the level of rinsing my mouth. When I was on the East Coast, when I was climbing relationships with those Ni... bros underground, I drank tequila or vodka. And it was cocktails mixed with several kinds of alcohol. Just saying that, you guys definitely don't know, but I know there's a mixed drink in bars called 'Loss of Virginity Wine.' You guys wouldn't not know that, right?"

Wen Xia nodded. "I've heard of it. It's said that after drinking 'Loss of Virginity Wine,' you'll definitely be drunk within an hour."

Miss Luo Quan laughed. "To me, there's no difference between any alcohol."

"So, that bit of alcohol last night was a piece of cake for me." Gao Liang laughed as he spoke. "If you encounter any drinking parties in the future, you can let me go block the alcohol. I guarantee I'll drink the whole table under the table!"

Wen Xia teased, "You're quite knowledgeable about drinking table culture. You'll be a cadre in the future."

"What is drinking table culture?" Li Xiaomao asked blankly. "Is it the one where Sister Wen Xia and Sister Su Yu were finger-guessing and drinking last night?"

"That's one of them." Miss Luo Quan nodded. "But most drinking table culture is dross, and there's no need to learn or understand it."

"I see." Xiao Mao immediately took out a small notebook and started writing on it.

"What are you doing?" Miss Luo Quan asked curiously.

Li Xiaomao laughed and said, "I'm recording the suggestions you gave me, Boss. I'm afraid I won't remember them if I don't, so I'll take a notebook and write them down, flipping through them from time to time, always looking and always new."

"Okay, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen." Miss Luo Quan praised. "But don't write down everything I say. Sometimes if I get anxious and scold people, don't record these quotes. If someone sees them one day, it will be a laughingstock."

Li Xiaomao said in a tone of swearing, "Don't worry, Boss, this definitely won't be exposed, just like the video I took of you yesterday!"

"What video yesterday?" Gao Liang poked his head over curiously. "Let me see."

"There's nothing good to see. Can you not be like a curious baby and want to see everything? Seeing everything will only harm yourself!" Miss Luo Quan pushed Gao Liang's head away. "Let's not deal with this first. I'm asking you, have you thought about the program for the final performance?"

"Thought about it. Can't our Phoenix Legend just sing and dance rap?" Gao Liang put his hand under the table and made a gesture of dribbling between his legs.

"You're quite good at saving trouble." Miss Luo Quan curled her lips. "Originally, I wanted to give you a chance to sing solo."

"Forget it, sister. You know my singing skills." Gao Liang waved his hand helplessly. "If you let me do a fast-mouth rap, that's definitely no problem. Just talking about this, I can give all the singers on the show a lesson. But if it's a serious song, I can only say my level is average, and I can't compare with those trainees on the show."

"You have quite a bit of self-knowledge." Miss Luo Quan covered her mouth and laughed. "I thought you would pretend and say you could do everything."

"I'm not as powerful as you. My skill bar is limited. At most, five or six are already full." Gao Liang smiled at Miss Luo Quan. "Sister, you are powerful. Your skill bar is like there's no limit. You can install as many as you want."

"Need I say more?" Miss Luo Quan's expression became proud. "This is just one of my many advantages that is not worth mentioning. You can praise other advantages in the future."

Looking at her sister's appearance, Gao Liang's mouth twitched, and he laughed dryly twice.

Her sister, everything is good, but she is a bit too narcissistic.

But this is also normal; after all, it's really hard not to be narcissistic when you are as excellent as she is.

For foreigners, if she is not narcissistic, it seems hypocritical.

The personality must be a bit arrogant to highlight her talent and ability, making others respect her more.

Of course, Eastern and Western cultures are different. At least her sister rarely has such performance online, except when facing fans and family. ===== CHAPTER 1177 =====

"But if we're talking about serious singing, then I can only say my level is just average; I can't compare to those trainees on the show."

"You're quite self-aware, aren't you?" Miss Luo Quan covered her mouth and laughed, "I thought you'd put on an act and say you were good at everything."

"I'm not as amazing as you. My skill slots are limited; I'd be full after five or six at most." Gao Liang smiled at Miss Luo Quan, "You're the amazing one, Sis. Your skill slots seem to have no limit; you can equip as many as you want."

"That goes without saying, right?" Miss Luo Quan's expression became smug, "This is just the least worth mentioning among my many merits. You can feel free to praise my other merits in the future."

Watching her sister's expression, Gao Liang's mouth twitched, and he gave a dry laugh.

His sister, she's good at everything, except that she's a bit too narcissistic.

But this is also normal; after all, someone as excellent as her finds it really hard not to be narcissistic.

For foreigners, if she weren't narcissistic, it would seem hypocritical instead.

Her personality needs to be a bit arrogant to highlight her talent and ability, making others respect her more.

Of course, Eastern and Western cultures are different; at least online, Sis rarely shows this side, except when facing fans and family.