Chapter 1331: Once Again, Ancient Eight Episodes

"Do you have a medical license to be playing doctor here?"

Miss Luo Quan stood still, beginning to question Ye Zhining's qualifications.

It was mainly because the idea of Ye Zhining giving her a check-up was truly very strange.

"Do you think you're the only genius in this world who learns everything at a glance?"

Ye Zhining smiled disdainfully at Miss Luo Quan: "Before I ascended the throne, I was also known as a talented woman. Zither, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, weaving, cooking, massage, bone-setting, screen-protecting—what is there that I don't know?

It's just that after ascending the throne, I had nowhere to apply these skills. But that doesn't mean I've let them go to waste. As long as I pick up the tools, I can still reach the top level of the industry."

Ye Zhining paused, her tone becoming more serious: "Especially in medicine, this is a matter of life and death. Would I joke about such a thing?"

"If you put it that way, then fine." Miss Luo Quan nodded, choosing to trust Ye Zhining's skills. "By the way, should we bring a few more nurses?"

Ye Zhining shook her head: "One person is enough. It's easier to get things done with fewer people."

So Miss Luo Quan stopped talking nonsense and followed Ye Zhining into the operating room.

First, Ye Zhining brought Miss Luo Quan to the disinfection machine.

"Take off all your clothes, then stand up and disinfect," Ye Zhining commanded.

"It's just a check-up on the fetus, is it necessary to strip completely?" Miss Luo Quan frowned. "Can't I just lift my top?"

Ye Zhining explained: "Since you're here, and you've been hungry for so long, we might as well do a full-body check-up. You wouldn't want to grow a tumor or polyp for no reason, would you?

Although with the medical skills of the Universe, it's not impossible to treat, but as long as you have to have surgery or take medicine, it's always bad for your body."

"Would my 'Flawless Glazed Body' grow such things?" Miss Luo Quan was even more confused.

"Is your cultivation higher or mine? I've suffered more in cultivation than you've eaten rice. No matter how powerful that Flawless Glazed Body is, it's still possible to grow polyps. Look at how big these two polyps of yours are."

Ye Zhining pointed three inches below Miss Luo Quan's neck, clearly implying something.

"Damn, this is my career line!" Miss Luo Quan was almost so angry that she had a let-down.

"Don't get excited, it's bad for the baby." Ye Zhining chuckled twice. "I only made a joke because I saw you were so nervous. I didn't expect you to react so strongly. Pregnant women are indeed prone to irritability."

Hearing this, Miss Luo Quan took a deep breath and finally held it in.

Don't get angry, don't get angry; no one will replace you if you get sick from anger.

"Alright, hurry up and take off your clothes. I'm a healer with a parent's heart; I won't take advantage of you." Ye Zhining patted the machine, signaling Miss Luo Quan to hurry up.

"You'd need the ability to take advantage even if you wanted to," Miss Luo Quan said while undressing.

Ye Zhining chuckled: "You say that, but if I really had that idea, I'd have plenty of ways."

During the conversation, Miss Luo Quan had already stripped naked and stood inside the disinfection machine.

The disinfection machine sprayed a white mist, coating her from top to bottom.

However, the Universe's disinfectant didn't have any strange smell; it was just like plain water, which was not bad.

Then, it was Ye Zhining's turn.

She put on a sterile gown and walked in.

"Why aren't you stripping?!" Miss Luo Quan crossed her arms and widened her eyes.

"Why would a doctor strip? Isn't it enough to disinfect the sterile gown!" Ye Zhining's eyes widened even more than Miss Luo Quan's.

In fact, both of their cultivations had reached the point of being immune to all poisons; Ye Zhining's disinfection was just going through the motions.

And because Miss Luo Quan's clothes were brought from the outside, they still needed to be disinfected.

After hearing Ye Zhining's explanation, Miss Luo Quan couldn't find anything to refute for a moment, so she could only go to the side of the operating table and ask: "What do we do next?"

"Lie down, I'll do a colonoscopy for you first." Ye Zhining lowered her head and pulled a tube the thickness of a thumb out of the multi-functional surgical box.

"Shouldn't we do a gastroscopy first?" Miss Luo Quan frowned. "Are you sure this is the order?"

Ye Zhining looked at Miss Luo Quan and was silent for a while, then nodded: "Sorry, it's gastroscopy first. I haven't practiced medicine for too long and forgot."

"Oh, forget it. How can you forget such an important thing? If you did a colonoscopy before a gastroscopy, that would be terrible!" Miss Luo Quan rolled her eyes, really wanting to punch Ye Zhining.

Ye Zhining said stubbornly: "What does it matter? Anyway, you have a Flawless Glazed Body and don't have those dirty things; it even saves you an enema."

"I really give up on you." Miss Luo Quan took a deep breath, decided to trust her one last time, and lay down on the operating table.

"Don't worry, I will definitely take care of your body as much as possible and won't let you feel any pain."

Ye Zhining said, taking out a vial of medicine: "This is a local anesthetic, a special version for pregnant women, made from pure herbal extracts. It will absolutely not cause any harm to the fetus or the pregnant woman."

"Is that so?" Miss Luo Quan already had a good understanding of Ye Zhining's unreliability. Now, no matter what she took out, she had to question it first.

"If I'm lying, I'm a puppy. Woof woof woof."

Ye Zhining chuckled and put it directly into Miss Luo Quan's mouth.

After drinking it, Miss Luo Quan suddenly found that she couldn't feel anything inside her body.

Her throat, esophagus, and stomach all felt as if they didn't exist.

"No harm detected; it is indeed a top-tier anesthetic."

Hearing the system's prompt, Miss Luo Quan finally felt relieved.

It wasn't that she didn't trust Ye Zhining, but she was mainly worried about whether this medicine was really that powerful.

Now it seemed she had overthought it.

"Open your mouth." Ye Zhining applied some lubricant to the medical camera in her hand and walked in front of Miss Luo Quan.

Miss Luo Quan looked at her and raised her head: "Ah—yue—"

Although she had anesthesia, there was still a strange feeling.

Fortunately, Miss Luo Quan only gagged once; it got a little better after she got used to it.

The entire check-up lasted about ten minutes or so; after the gastroscopy, she did the colonoscopy.

In the end, Ye Zhining came to a conclusion: "Not bad, your body is as strong as a cow, healthy and sturdy."

"Isn't that a result we already knew?" Miss Luo Quan revealed a speechless expression. "I'm at this level of cultivation; it would be strange if my body were sickly."

"After all, you're pregnant, and the fetus has some influence on the pregnant woman's health. It's better to check early for peace of mind."

Ye Zhining said, symbolically cleaning the medical camera, and after rummaging through the box, took out a funnel-shaped metal instrument.

After Miss Luo Quan saw clearly what was in Ye Zhining's hand, her eyes widened by a third: "Ye Zhining, what the hell are you planning to do with that thing?!"

As she said this, she got up directly. If Ye Zhining dared to say she was going to use that thing for a check-up, she would turn around and run immediately!

"What are you getting excited about? I just took it out to look at it; I didn't say I was going to use it." Ye Zhining herself couldn't hold it together anymore. After looking at it longingly for two glances, she chose to put it back.

Next, Ye Zhining didn't persecute Miss Luo Quan anymore and gave her a proper full-body check-up, including an ultrasound.

Through the instrument, one could see that Ningning's overall outline had already emerged; it was estimated that she would be completely formed in a few days.

Previously, she heard the Pope say that when the Holy Child descends, their intelligence is often far beyond ordinary people. They have already awakened self-consciousness while still in the mother's womb, and some can even communicate with their mother.

If there were no accidents, she could talk to Ningning in at most half a month.

She wondered if her first sentence would be calling her 'Mom'.

If that were the case, how happy she would be then.

As Miss Luo Quan thought about it, a happy smile appeared on her face.

"Why, did applying lubricant give you a sense of pleasure?"

Ye Zhining had just finished the ultrasound for Miss Luo Quan when she found her looking like a lovesick girl, and she joked laughingly.

"This is the joy and happiness of being about to become a mother; you wouldn't understand."

Miss Luo Quan glanced at Ye Zhining, smiling fearlessly.

"It's as if I couldn't get pregnant," Ye Zhining curled her lips, but it seemed she had no way to refute it.

"Alright, stop lying here, put on your clothes." Ye Zhining slapped Miss Luo Quan's big butt, signaling that the big check-up was over.

After coming out of the operating room, Miss Luo Quan saw Bai Xingwei eating ice cream.

"Why were you two so long?"

Bai Xingwei's first sentence made Miss Luo Quan frown: "We switched to a full-body check-up, so it took a little longer."

"Even a full-body check-up shouldn't take this long. In a normal hospital, you just eat a nanobot, and it swims through your whole body in three minutes, and you have all the pathological data. It makes no sense for this top-tier hospital to take longer."

Bai Xingwei said while eating ice cream, expressing her inner doubts.

After Miss Luo Quan understood the truth, she turned her head to look at Ye Zhining and said with a kind smile: "Please give me a reasonable explanation, great physician."

"I learned ancient medicine, which emphasizes slow work for fine results. And didn't you see? The medical tools I used were also the more complicated kind, so of course, it would be a bit slower.

I won't say more. Affairs in the court are busy, so I'm leaving. When it's time to give birth, come to the Universe again, and I'll deliver the baby for you myself."

After speaking, without waiting for Miss Luo Quan to curse, she disappeared instantly.

"Bastard, she runs pretty fast!" Miss Luo Quan cursed through gritted teeth.

She knew she had been played by Ye Zhining; she really had found ways to take advantage of her!

"You still have the nerve to laugh. Since you knew something was wrong, why didn't you tell me?" Miss Luo Quan turned her unvented anger onto Bai Xingwei.

Bai Xingwei chuckled: "I thought you knew. And Earth's medical procedures aren't much different from this. Plus, Her Majesty is also a woman, so you didn't lose out much."

"I lost out big time!" Miss Luo Quan thought of her naked embarrassment just now and felt she had experienced a small social death.

"Forget it, I won't say more. I'm so angry my chest hurts. I'm going back." Miss Luo Quan waved her hand and opened the portal back to Earth.

Before she could close the door completely, Bai Xingwei's laughter, which she could finally no longer hold back, came from the other side.

"Sigh, people these days are really too bad."

Miss Luo Quan sighed and closed the door.

This trip back to the Universe, although the final ending was annoying, the content before the ending was very satisfying to her.

After experiencing a soul-stirring nine consecutive Heavenly Hands, she successfully won the Mahjong God Championship, allowed her fortune to completely manifest as a dragon, and also let Ningning share a large portion of the benefits.

Although she didn't know what effect this external fortune would have after half of it remained, Miss Luo Quan felt it would at least make her daughter's luck in mahjong second only to her own.

In that case, it could be considered a specialized skill.

No, it's better for a girl to stay away from gambling; this isn't a skill worth praising.

"Uh... so tired." Miss Luo Quan covered her belly and lay on the bed tremblingly.

Originally, after playing more than ten rounds in the Mahjong God Championship, she was already very exhausted.

Plus, she hadn't eaten since last night, so she could be said to be both hungry and sleepy.

After finally finishing the match, Ye Zhining came and tortured her for an hour.

It was only because she had a good body; if it were someone with a weaker constitution, they would have fainted long ago.

Now she only felt as if her whole body had fallen apart; it was difficult to even move her arms.

"Mom, can you cook a bowl of tangyuan?"

Miss Luo Quan picked up her phone and sent a WeChat message weakly.

She was ravenous now, and the most ideal thing would be to eat a big bowl of twice-cooked pork rice.

However, that would only satisfy her appetite, and eating too much greasy food would easily cause stomach problems.

If she wanted to replenish nutrition, tangyuan was a very good choice, mainly because it had a lot of sugar.

About ten minutes after the message was sent, Aunt Luo Ni walked up with a big bowl of tangyuan.

"What's wrong with you? Going back to the room to sleep is like running a marathon."

Aunt Luo Ni saw at a glance that her daughter was almost paralyzed from exhaustion and asked very puzzledly.

"Just did a little exercise, no problem." Miss Luo Quan managed to squeeze out a smile, not wanting her mother to worry too much.

"This isn't just a little exercise; look at how pale your face has become." Aunt Luo Ni sat on the edge of the bed and touched her daughter's face.

Fortunately, her body temperature was still normal, and there was no sweat.

Then, various household instruments were plugged into Miss Luo Quan, and it was found that her heartbeat and blood pressure were also fine.

"Alright Mom, I'm really fine. My face is pale because my skin is good to begin with." Miss Luo Quan said to her mother with a bitter smile. She had just been tortured by Ye Zhining, and she didn't expect to be tortured by her mother after returning home, which was truly helpless.

After confirming that her daughter was fine, Aunt Luo Ni finally felt relieved, packed up the various instruments, and picked up the tangyuan: "Eat it yourself or do you want Mom to feed you?"

"Ah—" This time, Miss Luo Quan opened her mouth wide without any resistance.

"Hey, you're getting lazier and lazier. I was just being polite, and you really want me to feed you." Aunt Luo Ni looked at her daughter and couldn't stop laughing, scooping up a tangyuan with a spoon, but just wouldn't send it to Miss Luo Quan's mouth.

"Thank you Mom, Mom is so good, I'm so hungry."

Miss Luo Quan used her three-part act of pretending to be pitiful.

It wasn't that she didn't want to be self-reliant; she was truly too tired to lift her hands.

"Fine, fine, fine, I'll feed you."

Aunt Luo Ni shook her head and smiled, then put the tangyuan into her daughter's mouth.

Miss Luo Quan chewed twice, and the sweetness made her unable to help but reveal a smile.