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Chapter 1385: Hawaiian Vibes (Part 5)

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*Splish, splash, splish. *

The wet, crisp sounds were endless, with droplets of water landing on her white, soft, and beautiful body.

Several pairs of large hands kneaded and grabbed at will, molding the firm, tender flesh on her arms into the shapes they desired.

"Luoluo, you smell so good."

Wen Xia slapped Miss Luo Quan's belly *pappa-pa*, greedily inhaling the faint fragrance wafting from her.

She was very curious about where this fragrance came from, because she had recalled the scent of every perfume and bath product she had ever used, but couldn't find a similar model at all.

This fragrance seemed not to act on the sense of smell, but on her soul; a light sniff could fill her entire brain, sweet and refreshing, as if she were about to fly.

Don't look at Wen Xia's "obsessed girl" expression; she was already the most restrained of them all.

Junzi and Luo Luo Chu Yi were even more exaggerated; drool was already flowing from the corners of their mouths, their greedy expressions making it seem as if they couldn't wait to hug Miss Luo Quan and take a bite.

Compared to the back, the amount of oil the women applied to Miss Luo Quan's front was even more exaggerated; they basically tilted the bottle sideways, letting the brown tanning oil slide down Miss Luo Quan's undulating figure.

Eventually, these liquids gathered together. Miss Luo Quan tilted her head, looking at everyone speechlessly, and scolded loudly: "Are you guys for real? You poured so much oil, how am I supposed to wash these pants!"

"Sorry, poured a bit too much." Wen Xia scratched her cheek embarrassedly. "How about I wipe it clean for you?"

"In your dreams!" Miss Luo Quan slapped Wen Xia's hand away and stood up.

The tanning oil rushed down Miss Luo Quan's long, rounded thighs, instantly submerging her thin-as-cicada-wings feet, flowing right into the gaps between her ten slender toes.

If this wasn't tanning oil but honey, Miss Luo Quan would definitely become the most charming and moving candy in the entire universe, attracting countless people to compete to taste her deliciousness.

However, Miss Luo Quan had no self-awareness of having become a "state banquet." Looking at the mess all over her body, and then at the innocent-looking women, an "MMP" reached her lips but ultimately wasn't spoken.

What to do if your body is dirty? Of course, wash it with water.

And less than twenty meters away from her was the azure Hawaiian sea; the one thing it didn't lack was water.

So Miss Luo Quan threw her sunglasses onto the beach chair, thought about it, picked them up, tucked them into her swimsuit, and walked straight into the ocean.

Although Miss Luo Quan doesn't really like swimming, that doesn't mean she can't.

At the very least, doggy paddle and breaststroke are fine.

As the world's most beautiful, doggy paddling in broad daylight would damage her image, so Miss Luo Quan used the slightly better-looking breaststroke.

Because her hair was too thick, after Miss Luo Quan went into the sea, her golden waves spread out behind her, almost covering half of her butt.

Miss Luo Quan swam a little closer to the deep-water area, kicked her long legs a few times, and finally managed to wash off quite a bit of the sticky liquid.

Wen Xia and the others were simply too ridiculous; normally, a palmful of tanning oil is enough, but they poured an entire bottle.

You wouldn't even need that much oil to roast a whole pig!

I don't know which nerve was misfired today; in her impression, they weren't usually like this.

No, it seems they were quite ridiculous before too!

Miss Luo Quan suddenly remembered the scene when she was bathing in the villa before.

She remembered accidentally drinking a mouthful of wine at the time, and then she just passed out.

After waking up, she found herself completely naked, and it seemed they had even recorded a video of her.

Their explanation was that she was too beautiful, they had never seen anything like it, so they recorded a video as a souvenir.

Miss Luo Quan doesn't understand what there is to record.

Doesn't everyone have the same configuration? It's just that her figure is better and her skin is whiter.

Could she possibly have an extra pair of hands or feet compared to them?

Miss Luo Quan, at any rate, hasn't found anything unusual about herself.

Perhaps this has to do with 【Star Charm】.

Because her beauty is too high, her body is also extremely tempting; if she exposes too much, it easily makes them obsessed.

Thinking about it this way, it's understandable why Wen Xia and the others were so abnormal.

So how to solve it?

"No need to solve it. After the host obtains the Immaculate Immortal Body, you can gradually eliminate the negative effects in this regard, unless the host actively chooses to become a succubus who seduces all living beings."

Before Miss Luo Quan could even ask, the system took the initiative to answer.

"Sounds like the Immaculate Immortal Body has quite a few uses; it can actually help solve this kind of trouble."

After hearing the system's explanation, Miss Luo Quan praised it with a smile.

The system replied: "According to the settings, the Immaculate Immortal Body is untouched by all laws, karma does not attach to the body, and removing a negative effect is a piece of cake. In short, the host doesn't need to worry about any problems with your body in the future; you can maintain your peak state at any time."

Miss Luo Quan's smile became smug: "Looking at it this way, I really picked up a huge bargain at the Star Sea Immortal Palace."

"Character is conserved; the host is lucky now, but in the next period of time, perhaps..."

"Alright, you can shut up!"

Miss Luo Quan couldn't be bothered to listen to the system pouring cold water, so she directly muted it.

After swimming for a while, Miss Luo Quan felt the stickiness on her body had basically disappeared, so she turned and swam toward the shore.

When she came ashore, Miss Luo Quan's long, graceful figure was like a mermaid, leaving nearby tourists dumbfounded.

"My God, am I seeing things? I think I just saw a legendary mermaid!"

An elderly white man's hands trembled with excitement; he couldn't believe his eyes.

"I think I saw the Virgin Mary. Amen."

The white grandmother next to him took her reading glasses out of her bag and put them on the bridge of her nose with trembling hands.

She saw a hazy golden light scattered on Miss Luo Quan's shoulders, not knowing if it was the reflection of her hair or God's pity for her.

As Miss Luo Quan walked along, people were paying attention to her.

It was fortunate that she wore sunglasses when she went into the water, and put them on immediately after coming out, so although everyone around was watching her, no one recognized her, thinking she was just some international supermodel.

After Miss Luo Quan lay back on the beach chair, several young men soon came over to chat.

To them, the area around Miss Luo Quan was simply heaven—full of fair-skinned, beautiful young ladies, each with a very impressive figure.

However, as soon as they tried to get close to say a few words, they were driven away.

Because Wen Xia had put up a sign that read in English: "Olympic Women's Combat Athlete Inside. No solicitation. Consequences at your own risk!"

Wen Xia didn't say there was a champion, mainly because she was afraid of being recognized.

The title of "Olympic Women's Combat Athlete" was enough; if someone still wanted to get close after being told that, they probably weren't a good person.

For such things, there's no need to show mercy; scold them if you need to, there's nothing to talk about.

"Luobao, you look even more beautiful after swimming; you have the feeling of a lotus flower rising from the water."

Wen Xia leaned in again, showering Miss Luo Quan with compliments.

"Is that so?" Miss Luo Quan chuckled, wiped the water from her hair with a towel, and said: "As long as you don't tell me something like 'you swam the sunscreen off, so I need to reapply it,' that's fine."

"Hehe, how did you learn to predict that?" Wen Xia shook the half-bottle of sunscreen left in her hand and smiled: "Since you don't like it, I won't apply it. Just enough left for tomorrow. By the way, how do you plan to shoot your swimsuit photo set? Need help?"

Miss Luo Quan lay down and said leisurely: "What help is needed? Just strike a few poses, right?"

Wen Xia was puzzled: "Is it that perfunctory? Not going to take some aesthetic photos?"

"That's all superficial. Most netizens who watch me wear a swimsuit are here to look at the figure; who cares if it's aesthetic or not? Just make the pose look good; everything else doesn't matter."

Miss Luo Quan has a very clear understanding of netizens' thoughts.

They urge her to take swimsuit photos every day—isn't it just to see some "edge-ball" (suggestive content)?

Simple suggestive content and aesthetic suggestive content have no essential difference; the effect is the same anyway.

So Miss Luo Quan couldn't be bothered to spend effort on artistic flair; if you want to be suggestive, be suggestive properly—taking sexiness to the extreme can also be called art.

As for what is sexy?

When she wears a bikini, any pose can be called sexy.

So there's no need to go to great lengths; just like taking travel photos, keep the image clear.

Of course, there's still plenty of time—a whole week to prepare.

Just got off the plane today, and just showed off her figure in the livestream, so there's no need to take any photos.

Wait until tomorrow morning; taking a few sets of beach walking photos in the morning sun should be both beautiful and sexy.

"Boss, didn't you say you wanted to shoot something called *Manchester by the Sea*? When are you planning to start?"

Su Yu pulled over a chair and lay down beside Miss Luo Quan. At this moment, she had lost her playful mood, and her tone became serious.

"That movie has quite a few snow scenes; have to wait until winter to shoot."

Miss Luo Quan looked down at her phone and then looked at Su Yu: "What, you're bored and want to find a movie to shoot?"

"If there is one, of course I can shoot it." Su Yu chuckled.

"Wen Xia, are you coming?" Miss Luo Quan turned to ask her friend.

"I'm fine with anything; it's fun to have more people." Wen Xia shrugged, indicating she would listen to Miss Luo Quan.

"Your words actually gave me an inspiration. Since it's fun to have many people, why not shoot a harem palace drama? One emperor, a dozen concubines—all acquaintances; that would be exciting to act in."

A crazy idea suddenly arose in Miss Luo Quan's mind: shooting *Empresses in the Palace*.

Their company doesn't have many artists, but they are all female artists, and every one of them is a great beauty; they could basically cover all the main female roles in *Empresses in the Palace*.

Of course, Miss Luo Quan couldn't play roles like the Empress or Zhen Huan; her appearance would easily break the immersion.

But she could add a character.

Directly fabricate a foreign concubine who came to pay tribute—give her a name like Concubine Xiang, Concubine Luo, Concubine Elizabeth, etc. This way, she wouldn't break the immersion and could also have a performance in the plot.

"Qing Dynasty palace drama?"

Wen Xia almost laughed out loud when she heard Miss Luo Quan's idea: "Luobao, how many years ago was this theme? No one watches this anymore; ancient idol, fairy idol, and modern idol dramas are the main melody."

"Isn't the core just falling in love? Qing palace dramas are also about falling in love. A dozen women fighting over one man—that scene is much more explosive than these petty love dramas, right?"

Miss Luo Quan paused and continued: "And you think no one watches it, perhaps because the dramas of this type in recent years have been shot very poorly. As long as I shoot a masterpiece, won't this trend be brought back?"

"But the current public opinion trend isn't good either, right?" Su Yu said with some worry. "Netizens seem to be quite repulsed by Qing palace dramas; will it be scolded if it's shot? And harem fighting for favor—won't it be attacked by 'fists' (radical feminists)?"

"These are all small problems."

Miss Luo Quan waved her hand, her tone serious: "If it's just purely shooting harem fighting for favor, the content is too superficial, and it will definitely be scolded. But what if we add power-struggle elements? Add satire on feudal autocracy? And choices in love and patriotism? These are all themes that are very easy to sublimate the subject."

"But is there really such a script?" Wen Xia racked her brains but couldn't figure out what kind of TV series this was.

"Just believe in me; I'll give you the script to see in a while."

Miss Luo Quan said, her mind already starting to imagine what the style would be like if *Empresses in the Palace* were combined with *Ming Dynasty 1566*.

From the infighting of cabinet ministers and court officials to the power struggle of harem concubines—as long as the lines are deep enough, Miss Luo Quan believes this TV series won't be scolded; it might even be placed on a pedestal.

"Let's not worry about the script; who will play the male lead?" Wen Xia raised a soul-searching question.

The Emperor—in a harem drama, he can almost be said to be one of the top two most important roles. How to choose from a company full of women?

Although the female artists in the company are all acting powerhouses, and there are even Best Actresses like Miss Luo Quan and Wen Xia, acting in drag—and as an Emperor—feels awkward no matter how you think about it.

"I just heard you guys say you're short of someone to play the Emperor!"

At this moment, Gao Liang suddenly jumped out, asking with an eager expression.

Miss Luo Quan said to her younger brother, laughing and crying: "Forget it, how can you let a foreigner play the Emperor? In the drama, you just play the older brother for me—the noble brother who sent his sister over from the British Empire for a political marriage."

"Playing my older sister's brother—this is actually quite fresh." Gao Liang also knew that the Emperor was likely not something he could touch, so he wasn't particularly disappointed.

Besides, his role isn't bad—the older brother of the older sister; there's a kind of "reversing the heavens" pleasure.

Just don't know if there's much screen time.

"As for the candidate for the Emperor, do you remember Zhao Xilin? The Cannes Best Actor who played Cheng Dieyi before."

Miss Luo Quan mentioned a name she hadn't seen for a long time, and then everyone immediately recalled it. ===== CHAPTER 1386 =====

"Playing the older sister's brother, that's actually quite fresh." Gao Liang also knew that the chances of him running into the Emperor were slim, so he wasn't particularly disappointed.

Besides, his character wasn't bad either; being the older sister's brother had a kind of pleasant, topsy-turvy thrill to it.

It's just that he didn't know if the role had much screen time.

"As for the candidate for the Emperor, do you remember Zhao Xilin? The Cannes Best Actor who played Duan Xiaolou before."

Miss Luo Quan brought up a name that hadn't been heard in a long time, and the group immediately recalled who it was.

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