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Chapter 1424

~12 min read 2,375 words

"She... how could she be here!"

Because he was so surprised, Gao Mu's speech became stammering.

This is Sister Quan Shui, the goddess, one of Japan's most beloved stars over the past ten years, having created countless films and music; to call her a treasure of human culture is no exaggeration.

However, these achievements are utterly insignificant compared to her earth-shattering beauty.

Gao Mu asks himself he is not a shallow person; when reading someone, he prefers to look at their works and experiences rather than appearance.

But Sister Quan Shui is different—everything about her is too perfect; with her talent already boundlessly impressive, Gao Mu would rather appreciate her unparalleled beauty.

"Who is here?" Assistant Inoue did not see Luo Quan; hearing the director's muttering, he immediately asked.

"It's Luo Quan." Gao Mu raised his hand and pointed.

"Sikoku Yi! It's really Luo Shen!" Inoue shouted excitedly, "Director, since the show hasn't started filming yet, can I go ask Luo Shen for an autograph?"

"You wish!" Gao Mu sternly rebuked with a serious expression, "Luo Quan going to Hawaii is surely for vacation; asking for an autograph now would be quite abrupt—utterly rude!"

"Si... si mi ma sai!" Inoue also realized his mistake and immediately bowed in apology.

Then he quietly asked: "Then shall we pretend we didn't see her? Really not go greet Luo Shen?"

"Of course this matter is for me to handle; you wait here."

After saying this, Gao Mu directly walked toward Luo Quan, who had not yet begun the photoshoot.

"Hello..."

"Sorry, if it's picking up, please go back." Wen Xia spoke first.

Because this time they were abroad, besides Luo Quan, no one else wore sunglasses.

Liking beautiful women is human nature; yesterday alone, over ten male tourists came to flirt.

Wen Xia also refused ten times.

Though troublesome, who let everyone be this beautiful?

If it were just one person coming out, they wouldn't attract so many people.

"Sorry, I'm not here to flirt; by the way, is that Luo Quan?"

Gao Mu pointed at Luo Quan, who was not far away looking for a shooting angle, and asked.

"So you're here for an autograph?" Wen Xia immediately changed her tone and asked again.

Gao Mu smiled and said: "If I could get an autograph, that would naturally be great, but I want to ask Luo Quan if she's interested in joining our show."

"What happened?"

Luo Quan also saw Wen Xia's side seemed to be arguing, so she walked over.

"Hello, Luo Shen, I'm Gao Mu Jian, director of 'Tokyo Street Grand Prize'; we are currently live-streaming the Hawaii special of Tokyo Street Grand Prize nearby; may I ask if you're interested in appearing on camera? It won't take much of your time."

Seeing Luo Quan, Director Gao Mu used all honorifics; his attitude could be described as very friendly.

Luo Quan heard the director's tone so respectful, and it was also a show she had watched; she thought appearing on camera wasn't a big deal, so she nodded: "Then let's appear on camera; by the way, what talent performance is needed?"

Gao Mu exclaimed joyfully: "Our show mainly focuses on comedy; if you're willing to do a stunt..."

Luo Quan laughed and said: "Doing a stunt is too easy—does a backflip count?"

Wen Xia immediately poked Luo Quan's arm: "Hey, you're an international big star after all—can't you avoid doing something as lowly as monkey tricks?"

"What's wrong with that? Sharing joy with the people, and besides, my live streams are always this silly style."

Luo Quan said dismissively, but after thinking, she felt a backflip really wasn't a good stunt.

So she changed her mind, pointing to a rental shop over ten meters away and said: "Chunzi, please go rent a surfboard for me."

Coincidentally, the waves in Hawaii are big; she will surf directly, then on the surfboard do a backflip—this would have technical merit.

Because if one lacks skill, they'd fall straight into the water, which would be funny.

But if it's a comedy show, maybe falling into the water would have an even better effect—who knows?

In any case, let's first greet the audience watching the live stream; since it's Tokyo's hot variety show, my fans shouldn't be few either.

Walking into the camera, Assistant Inoue had already opened the live stream, just waiting for Luo Quan to arrive.

And those who had long been guarding the live stream room also started sending bullet comments, expressing great anticipation for this Hawaii special.

But they never dreamed the production team would actually bring Luo Quan onto the show.

"Hello, audience friends! I never imagined I'd meet you all here."

Luo Quan was like a lively little deer, darting into people's sight.

"Luo Quan!!!!"

"I go, this episode's guest is actually Luo Quan—too amazing!"

"No wonder it's the Hawaii special!"

"Luo Quan in this swimsuit plus white shirt looks so refreshing—so cool and sexy."

"Just now I was still watching Bilibili live, said she was coming out for a swimsuit photoshoot, but then she appeared in the Tokyo Street Grand Prize live stream—this is too fated."

"Then it seems purely coincidental—Gao Mu that guy is also too lucky; he could actually bump into Luo Quan filming a photoshoot."

"Luo Quan has no airs at all—completely unfamiliar people are also willing to come on camera."

"Luo Quan must have watched our show before; curious what stunt she'll pull later."

"Just her standing here makes me feel satisfied; this episode's ratings feel like they'll break records."

………………

Because she couldn't see the bullet comments, Luo Quan didn't know what the audience was saying now, so she freely performed: "Actually, this time I didn't receive prior invitation from the show; I just happened to pass by, and Director Gao Mu came to invite me, so I came over.

I understand the show's rules; next I'll give everyone a harsh line, then do a front flip on the surfboard."

Speaking, Chunzi had already brought over a surfboard.

Another star appearing on camera made the audience cheer loudly, thinking this episode of Tokyo Street Grand Prize is too awesome—having Luo Quan and Chunzi two big stars; besides, is that Wen Xia over there? If it's really her, that's also too impressive.

However, though there are many stars, the camera has always been fixed on Luo Quan.

Luo Quan, who had decided to perform a talent, didn't waste anyone's time either; hugging her surfboard, she seized the moment and plunged straight into Hawaii's surging waves.

Borne up by the waves, Luo Quan stood easily on the surfboard, then threaded her way through the middle of a wave that was nearly curling into a tube.

When she rushed to the crest of the wave, Luo Quan bent her knees and leapt up, executing a front flip.

A back flip definitely couldn't be done here, because the surfboard was moving forward; if she back-flipped she would one hundred percent fall in the water.

As for a front flip, as long as she gauged the lead time well, there was absolutely no problem.

With a "pop," Luo Quan performed a clean, neat front flip in midair, then landed steadily on the surfboard.

Finally, using the downward acceleration, she rode the surfboard down the wave and rushed onto the shore in an incomparably cool fashion.

"Nice work!"

"Impressive!"

"Pretty well done."

"I've been surfing for quite a few years, but I really can't pull off what Luo Quan just did."

"She's always good at pulling stunts, but it would've been more fun if she could perform a flip and fall in the water."

"She's a goddess, after all; that kind of behavior is too lacking in image."

………………

Luo Quan walked up to the camera, swept her loose golden hair behind her, and said with a smile: "Just so-so, please don't laugh at me, everyone."

"This was already very exciting, much stronger than those previous guests."

Director Takagi walked over while clapping.

At this moment an assistant ran over: "Director Takagi, today's comic relief has arrived."

"Comic relief?" Luo Quan looked around curiously and discovered that quite a few more people had indeed appeared while she was away.

The most conspicuous among them was a young man who looked somewhat bloated in build.

Although his appearance was ordinary, his eyes flickered with a feeling full of wisdom.

Seeing him shirtless and doing pre-performance preparations, Luo Quan didn't know why, but felt his upcoming performance would be anything but simple.

"Since Yongye-kun has arrived, then let him take over from Goddess Luo Quan to perform."

Actually, Director Takagi very much wanted Luo Quan to perform a few more acts.

But he also knew that Luo Quan being willing to give face and perform one was already quite good.

If he asked for more, that would be him being a bit pushy.

So he immediately had today's special guest — Yongye Takuichi, who bears the title of Cloth-Pulling Immortal — continue the performance.

Actually, when he said online he would participate in the Hawaii special, Director Takagi himself was very surprised.

Because this Cloth-Pulling Immortal rarely takes part in outdoor activities; he basically just pulls stunts at home.

His sudden participation this time was completely a whim.

But because his fame is too great, as soon as they heard he was coming, all the other Japanese stunt performers said they wouldn't come, leaving the stage specifically for him alone to perform.

As the undisputed heavyweight guest of the Japanese stunt world, Yongye Takuichi's works have no artistic value to speak of; their main selling point is pure absurdity and no bottom line.

What he excels at most is pressing two toilet plungers against his chest, then using thin thread to tie the other ends of the plungers to a cloth.

After that, he places several glass cups on the spread-out cloth, then uses his powerful pectoral muscles to yank the cloth away, while the glass cups remain perfectly motionless.

It was just such an absurd performance that won him countless fans online.

And today, Yongye Takuichi was no longer satisfied with the old "chest-pulling cloth" routine.

Facing the "Japan Street Grand Prix" cameras, he confidently declared he would give everyone something fresh this time.

Before long, he had tied a dozen or so rubber bands to his ears, then fixed the other ends of the rubber bands to the cloth.

It proves that no matter where people are, they all like watching a spectacle; although races differ, it cannot stop Hawaii tourists' instinct to love watching a spectacle.

Luo Quan and the others all stayed put and didn't leave; they also wanted to know what kind of stunt this guy could pull today.

The onlookers' gazes were like a stimulant for Yongye Takuichi; he let out an excited strange cry, then spread the cloth on the table and let the assistant place glass bottles on it.

This one placement totaled a full eighteen.

This stunt master had already trained every part of his body to the extreme; his dexterity in application was also amazing, and he soon delivered a spectacular performance.

Ordinary people pulling with just finger strength might not even be able to budge this many bottles.

Yet Yongye Takuichi used the most vulnerable part of his body, and with lightning speed yanked the cloth out from under the glass bottles.

This endurance, this technique — truly worthy of the name Cloth-Pulling Immortal.

When he succeeded and showed that signature kichiku expression to the camera, the livestream barrage hit a climax:

"Amazing, worthy of the Cloth-Pulling Immortal!"

"Where are those people who said the performance would fail? Don't underestimate Yongye-kun's strength, you bastards!"

"Teacher Yongye forever walks the road of challenging human limits; this time he's created a new record again, truly joyous and congratulatory."

"Hope the production team can negotiate with the patrolling police, declare he's just performing art, not a perverted molester."

………………

From the cheers and laughter in the barrage, it can be seen that the audience highly approved of Yongye Takuichi's performance and gave it high praise.

If judged purely from the angle of getting a laugh, Yongye Takuichi's novel "bullshit" this time — the program effect can be called peerless.

Afterwards Yongye Takuichi said this was only an appetizer; next he would perform the talent he had meticulously prepared for a long time — that is "bullshit" in the true sense, and also pulling eighteen bottles!

Wen Xia and a few others who didn't understand Japanese too well were still laughing and watching the spectacle; Luo Quan and Junzi, hearing Yongye Takuichi's words, directly pulled the girls around and left, saying there was still a photo shoot today, don't waste time here.

Although they didn't understand why Luo Quan was suddenly in such a rush to leave, today's main business was indeed the photo shoot, so Wen Xia and the others also turned and left without hesitation.

But before Luo Quan and them had gone far, a huge patch of men's screams erupted from the Tokyo Street Grand Prix filming site, as if they had seen something incomparably shocking.

Luo Quan and Junzi exchanged a glance, thinking it was a good thing they left fast.

But Director Takagi Ken stood behind the cameraman, and at this moment he truly couldn't be happy at all.

He looked gloomily at that performance expert, then lowered his head to check the phone's bullet comments.

All were cheers and applause, and they said this was Dan Dan's art.

This can be called art? It's nothing but feces, urine, and flatulence—utterly vulgar!

What made him feel most sorrowful was that the people around him were actually laughing so happily.

This is Xia Weiyi, after all—belonging to losing face so badly it went overseas.

Fortunately, Miss Luo Quan and the others had left earlier; if they had seen this, it would have been terribly embarrassing.

If a girl saw such vulgar art, even if he disemboweled himself, it wouldn't be enough to atone for his sin.

Could it be that the aesthetic sense of the masses has sunk to this level?

Gao Mu Jian couldn't figure it out, and in the end could only sigh.

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