Chapter 493
Although the barrage was shouting for her to do the Jiangnan volume, Miss Luo Quan did not follow these suggestions.
Just kidding, the Jiangnan volume is the most difficult college entrance examination question. If she does it at her current level, isn't that asking for humiliation?
"Just national volume one, the Jiangnan volume is too difficult." Miss Luo Quan downloaded the electronic version of this year's national college entrance examination volume one on the internet while speaking.
Before the college entrance examination, the test papers are state secrets, and they must be escorted by armed police with live ammunition when sent to various schools. However, after the exam, there is no need to keep them secret, and you can find the real questions by searching casually.
"Do language first, but I won't write the essay. Is it okay to default to full marks?" Miss Luo Quan looked at the essay proposition, leaving a time bottle for people in 2035, recording the past years.
Actually, it's not difficult. It belongs to a proposition that is easy to write. If she really wants to write, she can definitely write it, but the time required for homework is too much, and it is more troublesome than just doing questions.
"Good guy, full marks for the essay are here. There are less than 50 in total this year."
"Speaking of reason, with Miss Luo Quan's literary talent, it shouldn't be difficult to write a full-score essay."
"Not necessarily, literary talent and homework scores sometimes cannot be equated."
"Full marks are too exaggerated. Since you don't want to write, give 50 points."
The barrage discussed for a while, and finally didn't let Miss Luo Quan get her wish, only letting her get 50 points, not high or low.
Then, the answering started.
Language is slightly different from mathematics and English. There are more objective questions. Like the fill-in-the-blank questions such as finding sick sentences, improper use of words, and interpretation in the first half of the volume, they are relatively simple from her current perspective. She looked at the answers after finishing one question, and didn't make a mistake!
Then there are the recitation of poetry and prose in the classical Chinese part, as well as the translation of two classical Chinese texts, short sentences, and finding typos.
Miss Luo Quan was still breaking through, taking all full marks.
"Awesome, all correct. Is this the strength of a top student from Tokyo University?"
"It can't stump you at all. Sure enough, you still have to use the Jiangnan volume to be challenging."
"Speaking of reason, language is the mother tongue. It would be too outrageous if Chinese people couldn't get high scores."
"There is a saying that is true, language is not supposed to be bad."
"Understood, my language is 150, total score 161, it seems I am a patriotic young man."
"You are a literary star descending to the world in ancient times."
In just twenty minutes, Miss Luo Quan finished most of the questions quickly and accurately, and then came to the modern prose she was least good at.
Doing this thing is like playing Werewolf. If the standard answer is not revealed, no one may know what the correct answer is.
No matter whose article these two modern prose texts are, after they are on the test paper, it has nothing to do with the original author. Answering questions requires guessing the ideas of the teacher who set the questions, trying to complicate simple imagery, using two-dimensional language to describe, probably the thinking is "Di-fied."
Miss Luo Quan is a straight-hearted person and is not very good at these twists and turns. She can think of the first layer and the second layer, but it is really difficult for her to think of the fifth layer. Facing these problems, she can only try her best.
And the result of trying her best is that she only got 21 points for the 35-point modern prose reading, which is relatively low.
Such a result is really a bit high-opening and low-walking. Originally, everyone thought Miss Luo Quan could take all the main and objective questions with full marks. In the end, she fell on the modern prose reading.
"129 points, this is not bad." Miss Luo Quan looked at the final score and was actually quite satisfied, "It's just that reading comprehension is really not my strength. My mind and the author's mind can't be put together."
Such Versailles remarks naturally aroused the collective complaints of the barrage:
"129 is not just not bad, this is already quite good."
"The liberal arts champion of each province, the language is generally around 130. Except for some students who are partial to subjects, this already belongs to the champion-level language score."
"It's just that I don't know if it's a loss or a profit in terms of essays. I think Miss Luo Quan has the strength of a full-score essay."
"It's not necessary to be so serious. The next few subjects are the places to pull points."
Just like what the barrage said, the remaining few subjects are the places to pull points.
Whether it is English, mathematics, or the geography and history that Miss Luo Quan chose for liberal arts, they are almost all objective questions with standard answers. That is, there are slightly more political subjective questions, but as long as you answer the knowledge points in the book and say more good words, it is no problem to get high scores.
So after the language was finished, Miss Luo Quan rushed to the English test paper.
For many Chinese students, this subject is jokingly said that if you don't test well, it means you are patriotic.
But as the current international designated common language, learning English well is still very important. If you want to go abroad, this is an indispensable skill.
However, it is not necessary to learn to speak exactly the same as the locals in the UK and the United States, and even grammar and accent have to be so calculated.
The English accents of Japan and India are so outrageous, but it didn't affect their communication with foreigners.
However, Miss Luo Quan doesn't count for these problems. If the big guys in the Ministry of Education don't speak, her complaints are useless.
As for this English test paper, others say it is a bit difficult, but in Miss Luo Quan's view, it is not much different from following the map to find the horse.
"The price of the shirt is nine pounds and fifteen pence..."
The eternal opening of the listening test began to play. Miss Luo Quan didn't do anything, but the high school students who had just graduated in the barrage began to sigh.
The whole year of high school, this is the sound they remember most deeply, because in almost all tests, English is the last subject, and the college entrance examination is no exception.
Every time they take English, no matter how difficult the test is, this is the most relaxing subject.
After finishing it, it means you can rest.
Just when the barrage was still sighing, Miss Luo Quan had already started answering questions.
The accent of the listening reader is very correct, and there is no difficulty at all.
As for the remaining dozens of multiple-choice questions, they are just sentences without any reading obstacles. Just pay attention to the grammar traps and take them down.
Miss Luo Quan took down the whole test paper in thirty-five minutes, of which the listening part lasted nearly twenty minutes, otherwise it could be faster.
"135 points excluding the essay, family members, I don't need to say how much I got for this essay, just arrange 150 full marks, okay?"
Miss Luo Quan enlarged this score of 135 to half the screen and said proudly.
"You are awesome, you have the final say."
"When can I have this level of English."
"I don't know what level it is, level six or level eight?"
"Underestimated Miss Luo Quan's strength, it should be simultaneous interpretation."
There was a lot of praise in the barrage, and no one questioned that Miss Luo Quan's English essay would not get full marks.
However, just when everyone thought Miss Luo Quan would continue to maintain her strength, the next liberal arts comprehensive exam directly made everyone drop their glasses.
Except for history, Miss Luo Quan basically only did multiple-choice questions for the other two subjects.
Miss Luo Quan also wrote a lot of meat-numbing words of praise for the political questions, while geography almost didn't move.
The final score was only 142. There were more correct multiple-choice questions. According to what Miss Luo Quan said when doing the questions, she was completely guessing. Being able to get so many right only shows that she is lucky.
No way, the geography knowledge in her brain is all Japanese geography knowledge, and she hasn't understood China's at all. As for politics, although she claims to be upright, she hasn't learned it properly. It's useless to write all good words but not answer the questions.
Speaking of reason, being able to score 142 is entirely because her European emperor bloodline is working. If her face is darker, it is very likely that she will just break 100.
Seeing this score, the barrage also started to discuss:
"I thought I could compare with the liberal arts champion, but this directly pulled the crotch."
"No way, Miss Luo Quan studied high school in Japan, and the domestic politics, history, and geography have no conditions to learn at all."
"History single subject 92 points, this is already very high."
"Just based on the political consciousness Miss Luo Quan usually shows, it is not too much to give 100 directly for politics."
"Indeed, there are so many stars who have become popular abroad, and Miss Luo Quan has no problems."
"This politics is not that politics. (Dog head)"
"Some things are better to stop at the point, so as not to let some foreign dogs come to find a sense of existence."
"Seeing the miserable state of liberal arts, I can already imagine the appearance of mathematics next."
"You only care about the feeling of multiple-choice questions, and leave the rest to the bloodline."
"Do you look down on me so much?" Miss Luo Quan saw the fans in the barrage asking her to choose all C, "This method of choosing all C should have been eliminated long ago. Now I want to use a more scientific method—three short and one long, choose the longest!"
As a result, when Miss Luo Quan opened the math test paper confidently, she found that all the answers were almost the same length.
In order to confuse candidates, the question setter set all the answers very similarly, and there was no obvious difference in form, just different in data.
Miss Luo Quan wanted to look at the questions to see if she could figure them out.
"What does this continuous derivable mean? It's not a derivative, why are the answers all sets?"
"Where did this angle come from 70 degrees? How do I look at it as a right angle?"
"Who knows which quadrants this function will contain?"
Miss Luo Quan asked the barrage while doing the questions, and the blank space next to the electronic answer sheet was full of drafts. Those who didn't know thought she was really thinking seriously.
Actually, she was confused from the first question, didn't understand what the question was talking about at all, and after half an hour of doing it, it had developed to the point where she didn't know what she was doing.
"Oh, so stupid, can't you even do such a simple question?"
"Reduce the fraction, if you reduce the fraction, won't you find the answer?"
"It's nothing to open a negative number from the square root. Is your math taught by a PE teacher?"
A group of dog-headed military advisors in the barrage guided Miss Luo Quan like math top students. This was the moment when their knowledge level was closest to Miss Luo Quan. Many people were full of superiority at this moment, a kind of superiority of IQ crushing.
However, although the barrage provided many answers, Miss Luo Quan looked at it for a while and found that there were ABCD for each, which was equal to not saying.
So she decided to follow her heart and follow the feeling!
Then, all twelve multiple-choice questions were wrong, perfectly avoiding all correct answers.
Seeing the full screen of red crosses, Miss Luo Quan covered her face, feeling that she had no face to see people.
"Awesome, but if you choose all C, you won't get one wrong."
"This math is also nothing, is there a junior high school level?"
"Is this a top student from Tokyo University?"
"Math counts as 0 points, total score 150 plus 129 plus 142, a total of 471, let everyone evaluate it."
"It's okay, you can mix a garbage second-tier."
"This score is only worthy of entering the factory as a factory girl in our place."
"Not necessarily, not necessarily."
"Indeed a bit low, but considering the image is so outstanding, it is no problem to read any heavy book like Jingying or Shangyi."
"Is this the partial student that the old man said?"
"Finally found a place where I can mock Miss Luo Quan. (Funny)"
Miss Luo Quan finally put down her hand and faced the complaints in the barrage with an embarrassed smile.
A lifetime of fame was destroyed in mathematics. It's not that she didn't work hard, but she really didn't know math.
Fortunately, she didn't maintain her top student persona, so it's not considered a rollover this time.
However, ending the exam so shamefully is not her style. Anyway, she still has to do something to save her dignity.
"There are so many blanks here, it can't be empty." Miss Luo Quan said and dragged the mouse down to the answer part of the answer sheet:
"I really can't support the math questions. There is no way to get zero points.
However, the essays for language and English were not written just now. Here, let's write a poem in two languages.
Although the college entrance examination essay clearly stated that the article genre is except for poetry, anyway, I am not a serious college entrance examination this time."
After speaking, she had already typed quickly on the keyboard:
"Blowin' in the Wind"
How many roads must a man walk down
How many roads must a man walk
Before they call him a man?
Can he be called a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail
How many seas must a white dove fly over
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Can she rest on the beach?
How many times must the cannon balls fly
How many times must cannonballs fly
Before they're forever banned?
Can they be banned forever?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
Friend, the answer is blowing in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
The answer is blowing in the wind.
This is a typical Western modern poem, but it doesn't rhyme when read, but if you look at the meaning of the lyrics, it is quite deep.
"Actually, it's not just a poem, it's more accurate to say it's a song lyric. If you are interested, I can sing it to everyone later." Miss Luo Quan finished typing the full text and said to the fans with a smile.
"Blowin' in the Wind" doesn't look amazing at first glance, but it was a Nobel Prize-winning work in the previous life, and the only singer to win the award.
That singer is one of the greatest singers of the 20th century on major music charts, and also the greatest folk and rock singer, with unparalleled status.
It's just that the singing voice was a bit rotten, and being tone-deaf is a compliment.
However, it was this unique singing style that made his works highly recognizable. As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew whose song it was.
It's just that I don't know if anyone can appreciate this song now.
Miss Luo Quan still has some expectations for everyone's aesthetics.
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