Chapter 945: True Comedy

Geng Jiao lay on the bicycle, the tight sportswear outlining her figure like "mountain rain coming and wind filling the building"; because of the posture, her already full buttocks became seemingly even more perky.

Starting from "Resident Evil," as long as it is a movie starring Luo Quan, it seems that they will give the audience big benefits at the opening.

Before, it stayed at the relatively shallow way of waking up from the bathroom, using lens illusion to create an atmosphere.

And now she has learned a more advanced way, knowing that sometimes not revealing is more worth watching than revealing.

It's a pity that the viewing point of this movie is not uniform temptation; Luo Quan's good figure appeared for less than a few seconds before the starting gun rang.

All female bicycle athletes immediately pedaled hard and launched a sprint towards the finish line.

As the protagonist, Geng Jiao easily established an advantage and led to the end.

She, who has a flamboyant personality, thought she was sure to win, and raised her hands to celebrate before reaching the finish line, while the second place following closely behind fell off the bike at the last moment of crossing the line, looking very embarrassed.

After crossing the line, everyone thought Geng Jiao was first place; congratulations, interviews, and gold medals followed one after another.

But before she could be happy for long, the results suddenly changed.

It turned out that when crossing the line, the second place who fell off the bike reached the finish line first by a slight advantage, so Geng Jiao was the runner-up.

In an instant, all the flowers and crowds went to the real first place; Geng Jiao held the silver medal and couldn't accept this result for a while.

Just when Geng Jiao was sulking alone, Li Fala found her; he was dressed brightly, but his attitude towards Geng Jiao was very respectful, and he went straight to the point, wanting to invite Geng Jiao to shoot an advertisement for his product.

Geng Jiao told him in authentic Yuzhou dialect: "You found the wrong person; the gold medal is over there."

After speaking, she turned her head and prepared to leave.

"Silver is good." Li Fala pulled Geng Jiao, with a sincere face.

The lens turned, and the two came to the corridor to shoot the advertisement.

Subsequently, the first famous scene of the film appeared.

"If a man wants his kidneys to be good, he must drink Kidney Treasure.

Bai Yin Deer Antler Kidney Treasure, one bottle refreshes the brain, two bottles never fatigue, three bottles immortal."

After reading the advertising slogan, Geng Jiao finally knew why Li Fala was looking for her, because the name of this product had "Bai Yin" in it; of course, he had to let the silver medal winner endorse it.

However, letting a woman endorse a virility drug looked incomparably funny.

And after Geng Jiao finished reading this paragraph, Li Fala also let her drink the Kidney Treasure.

For the sake of the endorsement fee, Geng Jiao didn't think much and drank it in one gulp.

Subsequently, her beautiful face became extremely distorted, as if she had eaten sashimi made of large intestines boiled with herring can soup; after a long time, she squeezed out the last advertising slogan with a sad expression and tone:

"Bai Yin Deer Antler Kidney Treasure, the taste is great."

As soon as the words fell, Geng Jiao saw her master looking for her, and he scolded her: "Looking for you everywhere, you turtle, hurry up and go for a urine test for me!"

Geng Jiao, who had been beaten by her master since she was a child, didn't dare to disobey at all; she didn't even have time to ask Li Fala for the endorsement fee, put down the Kidney Treasure, and ran away.

However, it was this mouthful of Kidney Treasure that led to the failure of the subsequent urine test.

A three-no virility drug, the ingredients inside don't need to be thought about; it must contain quite a lot of stimulants.

After Geng Jiao drank it and checked, it was directly positive; not only was the medal confiscated and the results invalidated, but she was also banned for life, and the culprit Li Fala had long been unable to be found.

In the pouring rain, Geng Jiao's master couldn't accept such a blow; after kicking his apprentice a few times, he fell straight down.

The screen turned, and the lens came to the sea.

A fishing boat from Baodao was having a fierce battle; A Jie, who was covered in tattoos, was very brave and easily killed all the crew members.

Finally, the dying boat boss was brought to the deck; A Jie's boss sat his body of nearly 300 pounds on a small stool, his expression anxious, asking him where his money was.

Clearly, a group of people were still playing mahjong just now, and the money was pressed under his stool; in the blink of an eye, it disappeared.

The boat boss was dying and picked up a South Wind: "Change... change wind."

The gang boss froze for a moment, then patted his head: "My god, I forgot that mahjong needs to change wind."

Sure enough, under the stool he sat on in the first round, the box containing the money was still lying there well.

And after the boat boss finished speaking, he also died.

A few people looked at each other, not knowing how to sail to the mainland.

Next, the main supporting roles appeared one after another.

The Thai trafficker with a fierce face, the professional killer who saves money to marry a wife, the virility drug boss Li Fala who wants to hire a killer, Li Fala's wife who is fatter than the gang boss, the cemetery promotion economist who is full of doggerel.

Every supporting role has its own characteristics, and it only takes a few words to let the audience firmly remember their image and character, and everyone has golden sentences that can be called famous scenes.

These people, together with the protagonist, wove a comedy that made people laugh and cry.

And the plot is full of twists and turns, and the multi-line narrative can finally merge into one successfully; the smoothness is not inferior to any plot movie, and the wonderful degree is amazing.

And the ending of the story did not follow the current majority of comedy movies, adding a sentimental segment to deepen the theme or something.

Creating connotation and artistic value is not the purpose of "Crazy Racer"; its mission is purely to bring happiness to everyone.

There are no unfathomable lines in the movie, nor any thought-provoking philosophical thinking; what there is are truths that even elementary school students understand, that is, good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil.

The story also unfolds around such a theme.

The whole film is 100 minutes long; compared to the current movies that are often two hours long, "Crazy Racer" is slightly shorter.

But the audience felt very satisfied after watching it, because this movie is very complete; what should be said has been said, and the foreshadowing buried has also been filled; Happy Ending, everyone likes such an ending very much.

After the movie ended, the audience immediately began a heated discussion; some were with companions who came together, and some were with netizens on the internet.

Before noon, "Crazy Racer" hit the trending search number one, even suppressing "The Eight Hundred," which had already reserved the trending search position.

As a National Day tribute work, there are more than 20 celebrities in "The Eight Hundred," including Best Actors, Best Actresses, and powerful actors, and traffic is not lacking.

Originally, this was a movie full of topics, heading for the National Day file box office champion; as a result, the popularity is now suppressed by a movie whose cost is less than one-tenth of it, and even the score has been exceeded, which is truly unexpected.

Currently, the Douban score of "The Eight Hundred" is 7.9, while the score of "Crazy Racer" is 8.1.

Although Douban doesn't like mainstream movies, it actually dislikes domestic comedy movies even more.

Except for those few childhood memory masterpieces by Star Ye, other comedy movies that can reach 7 points are already quite rare.

And "Crazy Racer" can reach 8 points; one can imagine how high people's evaluation of it is.

Although this is just out of the score, the number of people scoring is a bit small, so the score is falsely high.

But coming up to 8.0, unless this is Luo Quan buying water troops, otherwise no matter how it falls later, it won't fall below 7.5.

In terms of word-of-mouth, "Crazy Racer" has achieved huge success.

As for the box office, there is no need to worry at all.

In China, as long as it is a movie with explosive word-of-mouth, the box office will soar rapidly; currently, in this situation, "Crazy Racer" is already in an invincible position.

Soon, the first batch of professional film reviews came out.

Saying it is professional, actually there are really not many famous professional film critics on the internet now; most of them are people who speak for money.

Just like the previous "Lion Boy," the whole network was scolding, but a group of film critics could open their eyes and talk nonsense, coming out to recommend this "peak work of domestic animation" to everyone.

Since then, netizens knew that these so-called professional film critics are neither professional nor do they seriously do film reviews, and the "human content" is also a bit low.

Fortunately, this time, they can be considered to have done a human thing; the comments on "Crazy Racer" are mainly praise.

However, by comparison, they still prefer to watch some Bilibili up-host's post-viewing videos.

Currently, the most popular related viewing video has reached over 1 million views, and the title is "True Comedy."

The up-host said in the video:

"This is a true comedy; it used a plot that everyone could expect to slap those directors who pretend to be profound.

A successful comedy should make people laugh from beginning to end; it's not that you can't give the audience a lesson; the director can completely say his own insights through the character's mouth, or rely on the plot to set it off.

But remember one point, that is, absolutely cannot steal the show.

Unfortunately, these directors now don't understand or care about what the audience really wants, just pouring those false, big, and empty truths into the audience, thinking they are quite connotative.

As a result, the movie shot is neither commercial nor literary, neither funny nor serious; it is properly a 'four-unlike' (a hodgepodge).

Even the movie style cannot be unified; can a good movie be shot? This is obviously daydreaming.

And Luo Quan is much stronger than this kind of half-bucket director; the most critical point is that she knows what the audience wants and knows what she should shoot.

She said she doesn't like Bad Ending movies and likes happy endings.

But when shooting literary movies, she won't create for the sake of a happy ending.

"Farewell My Concubine" is so miserable; only the male lead died, but did anyone say she shot it badly?

Similarly, "Resident Evil" doesn't give you those fancy things; it's just purely watching the female lead show her full figure and big white legs, and then killing in the zombie group; one word, cool!

This is Luo Quan's advantage; I am willing to call it pure.

Some directors want everything, but in the end, they have nothing.

Some directors, in order to smuggle private goods, deliberately disgust the audience, shooting commercial movies, but hating copper smell, pretending to be high and wanting to fix some sublimation bridges, which is also stupid.

So I said Luo Quan slapped these people hard, because she told these embarrassing things how to shoot a movie to achieve success!"

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This is just an excerpt from the video; the up-host's tone was excited; it is clear that he had been holding back for a long time against those outrageous directors.

Now that there is this positive teaching material of Luo Quan, naturally, he took her to pull and step on them for the first time.

Although Luo Quan appealed not to use her for comparison, netizens like to see Luo Quan used to explode and kill those directors and celebrities they don't like.

Anyway, comparison is not illegal; can those directors and celebrities who are "cue-ed" send lawyer letters?

Moreover, this up-host didn't name names; if someone really can't wait to seat themselves, what they get can only be the ruthless mockery of netizens.

Of course, currently, netizens are busy praising "Crazy Racer."

It's not just its excellent comedy effect, but besides the jokes, its shooting technique is also quite excellent.

The movie is multi-line narrative from the beginning, and at most, it even reached four lines.

But so many story lines didn't make the movie look messy, and when they merged at the end, it was logical, without any deliberate splicing feeling.

This is the embodiment of a director's technology.

There are not many in the country who can handle movies to this extent.

Because there are quite a few directors in the country who like to fix multi-line narratives, but the effect shot is often abnormally fragmented, and it can't be compared with "Crazy Racer" at all.

Besides the director's technology, the casting of this film is also just right.

Those supporting roles don't have any fame on the internet, but because they have acted in enough works, they give the audience a sense of intimacy as soon as they appear.

And in this movie, almost every actor is speaking his own hometown dialect; this hodgepodge of dialects from all over the world makes the movie's viewing feeling more grounded.

And have to admit, some dialects are really very funny; as soon as they are spoken, they can make the audience unable to help but laugh.

The first to bear the brunt is the segment where Luo Quan reads "Kidney Treasure"; the audience in the cinema laughed until they fell over.

Everyone never dreamed that after this great beauty deliberately played ugly to act in a comedy, the effect could also be so excellent.

Besides this, this movie also contributed numerous famous scenes, such as the segment where the cemetery salesperson promotes it.

What underground CBD, life's back garden, eighteen send-offs, black water, wishing to come to a set for oneself; the audience's laughter didn't stop.

However, the funniest is still that pair of pointing killers; they contributed the most and most wonderful golden sentences of this movie, for example:

Not burning is not professional, love what you do, full of doggerel, you want to take the postgraduate entrance exam, many unrighteous acts will lead to self-destruction...

Every sentence poked at the audience's laughter point.

All of these have successively hit the trending search and became independent entries.

A movie can have so many memes on the first day of release; one can imagine how popular and popular it is.

And these were specifically expressed through the amazing result of 900 million box office on the first day. ===== CHAPTER 946 =====