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Chapter 448: New Book

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New Book: "Being Human Can't Save Earthlings"

Book Title: "Being Human Can't Save Earthlings"

Synopsis:

"When problems arise, don't panic. First, check if it's your own fault. If it is, then push the blame onto the alien race."

"If an alien calls you sick, it's because the alien is sick. If you call an alien sick, it must also be because the alien is sick. Otherwise, if the alien weren't sick, why would it call you sick? And if the alien weren't sick, why would you call it sick?"

"Whenever an alien offends you, don't get angry. First, take a deep breath, then count down from 10 to 1. When you reach 3, suddenly strike the alien with a punch without regard for martial virtue; the alien will definitely never expect it."

"..."

During his savior campaign speech, Zhang Lingfeng said this to the vast number of Earthlings who had long been oppressed by the alien race.

He stated that when facing the alien race, Earthlings must learn to abandon principles and stop acting like humans, using every means possible. He emphasized that it wasn't that Earthlings couldn't play the game, but that not acting like a human was more cost-effective.

This book is also known as: "I Am Human, Aliens Are Not, Yet Aliens All Call Me Not Human," "Do Not Expel My Earthling Citizenship," "The More the Aliens Oppose, the More It Proves I'm Doing It Right," "I Am Not Extreme at All"

Lin Zhen frowned, sensing that things were becoming unclear; Nangong Mingyue had actually discovered his presence and even sent people directly to his room.

Therefore, Fu Bu Zuoshan did not want to provoke this trouble either. Having been an undercover agent, he was very clear about the methods of those syndicates; once something went wrong, all the police officers present at the scene today would face retaliation.

Weisifu, like Lang Zhan, also wanted to know exactly how many secrets were hidden on the pirate Qiangsen. It was just that Lang Zhan still had the opportunity to face the pirate Qiangsen, while Weisifu could only carefully observe and discern through reconnaissance satellites.

The Sword Hero sat down across the table from the monk Fashan, glanced at the wine-and-meat-loving monk who was still kneeling on the ground, and a playful smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

"It's okay, she doesn't object." Ye Mo looked at Li Chao, who was jumping with anxiety and had tears in the corners of her eyes, and felt a sudden pang of heartache. He quickly hugged her and explained the reason in her ear.

Seeing that Shen Songming was in a good mood, Shuangxi thought that even if Pei Qin asked for more dowry or raised difficult demands, their young master probably wouldn't get angry or find it difficult, so he gave the letter to him.

Xiaohan sat in the car, looking at Wang Yang's car in despair. He could even imagine this car about to fall into the river, as well as Wang Yang's surprised expression.

Although she could still clearly feel that sense of intimacy and awe from the Sword Hero, no matter how she looked at him, she didn't think the Sword Hero looked like a peerless expert. Therefore, Xia Weiwei had never dared to open her mouth to ask the Sword Hero if he was the incarnation of some ancient great power.

However, Huang Zhong was very clear that Liu Pan's clear-cut support for Liu Xiu would not lead to a bad result. On one hand, the Pang family, the Huang family, and the Kuai family would not sit idly by; on the other hand, Liu Pan was in charge of the military camp and had a certain amount of say, and with Taishici stationed at the border, Liubiao also needed Liu Pan to resist the invasion from Jiangdong.

"Big sister, are we not investigating today?" Xie Lan had not expected that Xie Shaohua would leave just like that after only sitting for a moment.

As he spoke, he stepped forward directly to pull Liu Bian. Liu Xie stepped forward to stop him, but as a six-year-old child, how could he be a match for this old eunuch?

Seeing that the owner of Wangjiang Tower had come out, everyone immediately lowered their voices, and their previous discussion turned into mere whispers.

The reason why things were like this was that he could not deny those two songs by Lin Dong and could not ignore his overflowing talent, but he did not want to face it.

However, after I caught it, my Pure Yang Qi surged, and with a "hiss," it actually turned into a ball of black energy and dissipated.

Patting Sun Wukong on the shoulder, Wu Xing didn't say anything and walked in first, finding a seat to sit down.

"Sister Na, I think you'd better change your target. Brother Wu is really not your type. Even if you win, there's nothing in it for you. Why not consider us instead?" This guy Zhao Xin would always pop up whenever there was a chance.

The motorcade drove out of the city gate and reached the suburbs. Sure enough, they saw many soldiers following farmers to build rows of greenhouses in the outskirts of the city. It looked like this Old Zhuang was quite efficient; it had only been a day or two, and the greenhouses were already built. His actions were truly nimble.

Even in front of the weakest Fourth Brother, even if this person had the advantage of height, he might not necessarily be able to win.

But at the same time, he also knew that what Zhu Mei had just said was not without reason.

"Fine, be careful on the road." Han Feng generously took a money bag from his pocket and gave the two of them a dozen taels of broken silver. Since these two were going to take him as their master, he had to show something. Once this master-disciple relationship was established, it was equivalent to a father-son relationship, and it wouldn't be easy to get rid of.

Taking an Ice Spirit Pill and some Celestial Jade Dew from his bosom and stuffing them into his mouth, he began to close his eyes to regulate his body. Under his control, the Hua Yao Water seeped into his meridians bit by bit, sweeping toward the residual magic power left by the Fire Fox Ancestor, converting those Demon Qi bit by bit into Spirit Qi, and his injuries recovered rapidly.

At this time, Zhou Yaqing had also more or less figured it out. After humming twice, she began to nod fiercely twice.

Gradually, the group of black-clad warriors sneaked to the front of the largest building in the very center of Elf City.

Jiang Hao flipped his right hand, and a golden palm suddenly appeared in the void, shrouding the Four Great Heavenly Masters. He didn't give them any time to react, and then the palm suddenly closed with a "bang." The Innate Yin Yang Qi circulated, and the bodies of the Four Great Heavenly Masters instantly shattered into dust, not even leaving behind their three souls and six spirits.

The things they bought could be piled into a mountain; I really don't know what they went to do.

If it weren't for the Heavenly Net blocking this constantly expanding magic power inside, with their shallow magic power, they probably would have been unable to withstand it long ago.

His body began to tremble instinctively, a cold chill spread throughout his body, the hand he had just intended to wave instantly stiffened, and his body remained without the slightest movement, as if time had stopped.

Han Ming sneered several times, but secretly looked at the surroundings. However, seeing that everything here was gray walls, he naturally knew that this was a coffin. After looking up at the sky, he finally had some plans.

In the end, Guo Dan sighed softly and stepped back. He had heard of the grievances between the Sword Ancestor and the Wu Liang Sword Palace back then, and now it seemed it was true.

Xu Feng picked up the basketball god and glanced at the timer; it was already too late. When Adams rushed in front of him, Xu Feng simply threw it with force, throwing the ball directly from this half of the court.

The eyes of the entire audience were focused on this basketball. When it flew high into the air, many people doubted whether it would actually fall into the basket.

There were also several popular courses, which were naturally physical education, art, and music.

"Yang Ming, brother has come to see you. How are these two gifts?" Yang Yan said with a grin.

The temper of the Hero Among Men was very explosive. At this moment, the inquiry from this Silver God Knight truly made him extremely annoyed, and he couldn't help but start cursing.

She didn't have the time to waste breath with this idiot, so she picked up Edward and prepared to throw him out the door.

Jiang Lan looked at Edward, her thoughts surging in her heart. In the end, she licked her lower lip and turned her gaze away.

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