Chapter 238: The Woman Who Can Unscrew Your Skull
"Boom!"
At some point, everyone had crawled out of their tents.
Outside the tents, Liu Erlong was catching that Dadi zhi Wang, which had intended to launch a sneak attack, and beating it to a pulp.
Just how terrifying a fully enraged Liu Baolong is can be seen from the devastated forest.
"Boom, boom, boom..."
The intense impact was transmitted over, making everyone's hair stand on end.
"This is the consequence of disturbing a mother tyrannosaurus while she's driving... Dadi zhi Wang really has no eye for the situation..." Qin Jian said faintly.
"Brother, let's go back to sleep," Xiao Wu said, shaking Qin Jian's hand.
Qin Jian tapped her smooth forehead and said, "Aunt Erlong is helping everyone hunt Soul Beasts, and all you can think about is sleeping."
"Because it's especially comfortable to sleep while being held by you..." Xiao Wu pouted.
"Boom!"
At this moment, a loud noise rang out; Dadi zhi Wang was slammed into the ground by Liu Baolong, and she dragged it over, half-dead.
A living, breathing mother tyrannosaurus emitting black mist.
Oscar and Ma Hongjun hugged each other, shivering.
When she passed by Qin Jian and Xiao Wu, a pair of eyes emitting black mist suddenly glanced over: "Don't you dare show off your affection in front of me!"
That killing intent scared Xiao Wu into standing at attention, silent as a cicada in winter.
A single look, terrifying to this extent...
"Little Pangzi, you're in luck; this Dadi zhi Wang belongs to you."
Boom...
With a casual flick, she threw Dadi zhi Wang in front of Ma Hongjun and returned to her tent without her anger level dropping in the slightest.
Ma Hongjun began to absorb the Soul Ring.
Soon, Pangzi hopped onto a big tree in excitement: "Ahahaha, I, Ma Hongjun, am also a Soul Ancestor now!"
"Pangzi, what is your Fourth Soul Skill?" Tang San asked curiously.
"My Fourth Soul Skill is..."
Ma Hongjun smoothed his hair and said a name he thought was extremely domineering: "Phoenix... Sky-Screaming Strike!"
"Sky Chicken?"
Qin Jian asked subconsciously: "What kind of Soul Beast is a Sky Chicken? Why would a phoenix laugh at it?"
"Thump!"
Ma Hongjun lost his balance and fell from the tree, his chubby belly hitting the ground and even bouncing.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Pho... Phoenix... Sky... Field Chicken?"
Oscar's face twisted, his tone changing as he laughed, tears almost streaming down.
"Ahhh! Brother Jian, I'm going to kill you, ahhh!"
Early the next morning, Ma Hongjun, who had just obtained his Fourth Soul Skill, was hung on a big tree by Qin Jian using a beat-down version of the Nether Extreme Sword...
The group set off again, only to be met with retaliation from Fenghong Niangniang and her followers.
"The revenge story of Dadi zhi Wang's spouse; even scorpions have girlfriends..."
A single sentence from Qin Jian made Tang San, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun feel offended.
As a result, Liu Baolong, who was already at full anger, went straight into a frenzy; she didn't care about the scorpion siege and even used her Spirit Avatar...
"Boom, boom, boom..."
Scorpions flew everywhere in the forest, the earth trembled, and everyone's eyelids twitched wildly.
"Is this the legendary resentment of a menopausal woman?"
Oscar covered his mouth and whispered: "Women are such terrifying creatures; they can't even open a bottle cap usually, but when they're angry, they can unscrew your skull..."
Qin Jian glanced at him sideways: "Oscar, I encourage you to go say that in front of Aunt Erlong."
Oscar immediately manually stitched his mouth shut and entered a state of silence.
"Bang."
Until Fenghong Niangniang descended from the sky and landed in front of him...
"This pink scorpion belongs to you!"
The mother tyrannosaurus tossed Fenghong Niangniang aside and left, her whole body emitting black mist.
Oscar tremblingly gave it a strike and began to absorb the Soul Ring.
"Fenghong Niangniang's appearance..."
Qin Jian said thoughtfully: "Oscar won't end up making a dragon fruit sausage, will he?"
Oscar, who was halfway through absorbing, choked, and was almost sent into a state of mental collapse by the Soul Ring's impact...
"Cough..."
Seeing this, Qin Jian gave a dry cough and shut his mouth.
"Brother Jian, see that? This is the fate of couples."
Ma Hongjun still remembered the offense he had just received.
"Hmm?"
Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Wu shot cold glares over, and Ma Hongjun was instantly riddled with holes, retreating in defeat.
Not long after, Oscar's Fourth Soul Ring was complete.
Next, Tang San proposed the idea of using Qin Jian's Immortal Herb to attract Soul Beasts, and the group headed toward Poison Douluo's poison field.
Once everyone had entered the Poison Array and taken their positions, Qin Jian took out the Fragrant Silk Immortal Herb.
Tang San then took out the special small pills made by the Tang family and sprinkled them on it to diffuse the scent of the Fragrant Silk Immortal Herb.
"Ugh, what is that smell? It's so foul!"
Ning Rongrong covered her nose with a look of disgust.
Qin Jian said with a straight face, "It should be the smell of durian mixed with stinky tofu, canned mandarin fish, and snail rice noodles."
Ning Rongrong listened with a blank expression.
The first one to be attracted was a Gui Hu, which was naturally the exclusive Soul Ring for Zhu Zhuqing.
"This tiger has come at just the right time!"
Qin Jian and Zhu Zhuqing launched their attacks first.
In the middle of the large feline combat scene, Qin Jian took the opportunity to Ice Seal the Gui Hu with a sword of Ice and Snow, and Zhu Zhuqing finished the battle by slashing down with her Third Soul Skill, Nether Slash.
At this moment, a sneaky Mandala Snake swooped in with a *whoosh*, wanting to steal a bite of the Fragrant Silk Immortal Herb.
"Awoo!"
As a result, it was swallowed by Luo Sanpao like a spicy snack...
Afterwards, because various Soul Beasts had surrounded the Poison Array and the group could not go out to hunt, Tang San took out several Flying God Claws and handed them to Flender, Liu Erlong, and Zhao Wuji.
Flender was extremely satisfied with these claws and immediately patted his chest, saying, "Xiao San, just tell me which Soul Beast you want, and Dean will catch it for you—take your pick!"
Qin Jian was covered in black lines, thinking to himself, "Take my pick? Do Xiao Wu and I not have any dignity?"
Then, as expected, Tang San chose the Ten Thousand Year Soul Beast Dixue Mozhu; he was clearly at odds with Magic Spiders in this life, and even his number one enemy, Bibi Dong, had a Magic Spider as her martial soul—he must have had a grudge against a spider spirit in his past life...
Flender and the other two chased out of the Poison Array to catch the Dixue Mozhu, while Qin Jian went to choose a Soul Beast for Ning Rongrong.
Soon, Ning Rongrong began to absorb her Soul Ring, and Qin Jian and Xiao Wu were "unfortunately" separated by Soul Beasts, leaving the range of the Poison Array.
After an hour or two, Qin Jian felt the time was about right and brought Xiao Wu back into the Poison Array.
"What? Xiao Wu, you've also obtained your Fourth Soul Ring?!" Tang San, who had just finished absorbing his Ten Thousand Year Soul Ring, said in surprise.
The Ten Thousand Year Rabbit didn't blush or skip a beat while lying, remaining very calm: "Yeah, thanks to Brother. We just discovered a Soul Beast that was especially suitable for me, so we chased after it. That Soul Beast had a five-thousand-year limit, but in the end, it was still defeated by Brother!"
Tang San always felt the structure of her sentence was somewhat familiar, as if he had heard it several times before, and then he thought of Xiao Wu's identity and suddenly realized.
Seeing Xiao Wu still chattering away, describing how dangerous and intense the battle scene was, and even describing him as if he had defeated a Title Douluo, Qin Jian couldn't help but cover his face in shame.
You've already exposed yourself, Xiao Wu; could you stop making things up in front of Tang San...
With this, the Shrek Seven Devils have finished their power-ups, all becoming Soul Ancestors.
Thanks to the update-urging maniac 【White Horse Cold Gold Guest】 for the 1500 book coin tip...
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