Chapter 458: Deserving to be Chopped by a Kitchen Knife

"Qin Jian, is there really no other way?"

Shui Bing'er asked, unwilling to give up: "Must we kiss at the same time?"

Huo Wu also looked at Qin Jian with a hopeful expression, wishing he could come up with some other strange solution.

But this time, Qin Jian truly had no other way...

He strained to operate his quantum computer brain: "How about this, you two wrap yourselves in the quilt, then I lie down, you lean in, each of you facing the corners of my mouth; that is to say, you don't have to touch each other, as long as you touch me, it will work..."

Huo Wu and Shui Bing'er looked at each other in dismay.

"This is the last resort..." Qin Jian ruffled his hair, looking helpless.

Shui Bing'er blinked her icy eyes, her chaotic thoughts finally beginning to clear, and then she detected the traces of a certain unscrupulous man.

"Qin Jian..."

She suddenly leaned forward, her pretty face close to Qin Jian's, her tone very cold: "You mean, actually, you could have returned the essence to us through the quilt?"

Qin Jian: "..."

"Well done..."

Na'er's voice was very calm; one couldn't even tell she was gloating: "This Shui Bing'er is still quite clever; I'm almost starting to like her."

"Na'er, didn't you hate them? Why are you happy to see me have bad luck now?" Qin Jian asked, puzzled.

Na'er said without hesitation: "After watching for so long, I always feel they are the victims, and you deserve to be chopped by a kitchen knife."

It's over, it's over; one pole of the Asura Field is about to defect...

"Ah?"

While communicating with Na'er, Qin Jian didn't forget to play dumb and scratch his head: "Bing'er, what are you talking about?"

"I mean..."

A kitchen knife condensed from Ice and Snow was in Shui Bing'er's hand, slowly moving toward his lower body: "Qin Jian, did you deliberately not explain clearly just because you wanted to... double-team us both?"

Huo Wu finally understood, and she was instantly furious—the kind where fire actually erupts from the top of one's head.

A long blade of fire appeared in her hand, which she held against Qin Jian's neck, demanding coldly: "Is it as Bing'er said?!"

Qin Jian didn't dare to move at all: "I was just worried you would be uncomfortable when receiving it, so I wanted to make you more comfortable."

"You smooth-talking man!"

One on the left, one on the right, one ice and one fire, two kitchen knives turned into pure energy and plastered all over his face.

It didn't cause any damage; in fact, the combination of ice and heat was quite comfortable.

"Cough, don't mind these details, the important business comes first, the important business comes first..." Qin Jian lowered his head and said repeatedly.

Since it had already happened, it wasn't that awkward anymore; instead, thinking of what was to come next, Shui Bing'er and Huo Wu felt awkward all over again.

That scene—just imagining it felt incredibly shameful...

"Qin Jian, actually I have a very good idea, though you probably don't want to hear it." Na'er suddenly spoke up again.

Qin Jian was silent for a moment, then said to her: "Then don't say it."

Na'er: "..."

How painful it is to want to speak but be unable to; Na'er was experiencing that now.

So she pretended not to hear what Qin Jian said and continued: "During the Fusion just now, we only used up my chance to fuse with you; you can still fuse with me one more time. During that one minute, you could definitely skip the mouth and just use your hands to stuff the essence into their mouths together."

Qin Jian: "..."

"Why use my hands when I can use my mouth? That would be so impolite..." he thought gloomily in his heart.

Na'er didn't want to pay attention to this shameless man anymore...

"Qin Jian, lie down!"

Huo Wu took the lead, looking as if she were ready to face death.

While Shui Bing'er was still hesitating, she directly pressed Qin Jian down, making him lie flat in the middle of the bed, then wrapped the quilt tightly and lay down beside him, simultaneously waving to Shui Bing'er on the side: "Hurry, hurry! Let's get this over with!"

It could be said that everything has its match; usually, with Shui Bing'er around, she could always neutralize Huo Wu's excess recklessness.

But in situations like this, where one needs to muster the courage to just act on impulse, she needed Huo Wu to give her a push...

Shui Bing'er took a deep breath, wrapped herself in the thin quilt, and slowly lay down on her side next to Qin Jian, leaning against him along with Huo Wu.

"Come on."

Qin Jian didn't move, looking as if he were ready to face death.

Huo Wu then moved closer to him along with Shui Bing'er...

But when it came to actual execution, they realized that while the concept was beautiful, reality was harsh, because it was simply impossible for Huo Wu and the other not to touch each other while both touching Qin Jian.

Their high nose bridges would touch each other first!

"This is simply impossible!"

The two stood up together, and together they angrily slapped Qin Jian's chest.

"Hmm... how about this, you both don't want to touch each other's mouths, right?"

Qin Jian racked his brains to secure benefits for himself: "Then do you mind cheek-to-cheek?"

"Cheek-to-cheek?"

Huo Wu and Shui Bing'er looked at each other, then nodded: "Let's try it."

So the two lay down on their sides on either side of Qin Jian again, their heads slowly moving closer.

Qin Jian watched them blankly, feeling the weight they pressed upon him, and suddenly a great sense of satisfaction and tenderness welled up from the bottom of his heart.

Only at this moment did he realize that his insistence on maintaining this plan was not just due to a man's petty, dirty thoughts, but more about confirming that he could hold them both in his arms.

He had never been so confident—confident that he could truly have so many excellent women willingly stay by his side.

And the facts seemed to be just that; no matter which two were put together, an Asura Field could be born.

Five years ago, the only ones who were relatively harmonious were the Shrek Trio, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Wu.

It seems that Shui Bing'er and Huo Wu no longer have any hard feelings between them now, that's great...

"Wait."

He suddenly couldn't help but speak: "Actually, there is a better plan; perhaps you don't have to be so awkward..."

Huo Wu and Shui Bing'er, whose two pretty faces were already pressed together, paused slightly, but before Shui Bing'er could pull away, Huo Wu suddenly pressed a hand onto Shui Bing'er's head, and the two of them leaned in at the same time, landing together on Qin Jian's lips.

"It's already awkward, so why waste your breath! Hurry up!"

By the time Huo Wu's voice reached the ears of Qin Jian and Shui Bing'er, the three of them were already lip-to-lip in a strange posture.

Shui Bing'er's eyes widened, but the next moment she squeezed them shut.

She did not struggle.

And Huo Wu had even fewer second thoughts; since she had already decided to do this, she naturally would not regret it.

At this moment, Qin Jian could not actually see the two people's faces, nor could he see their expressions.

But he knew that although the two of them were embarrassed, although they were a bit awkward, they didn't want to oppose this matter in their hearts; had they already subconsciously accepted it...

"Thank you..."

Qin Jian murmured in his heart, closed his own eyes, and raised his hands to embrace the waists of the two people, one on the left and one on the right.

He did not delay, and the Water Fire Taiji Ball within his body arrived at his mouth with great Speed, splitting into perfectly symmetrical yin and yang fish, which were simultaneously sent into the mouths of Huo Wu and Shui Bing'er...

(End of this chapter)