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Chapter 1183: , Rita vs Pardo, Dog-Cat War (Please subscribe)

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Five minutes before Rita returned to the dormitory.

"Boss Bai Ge said yesterday that he wanted to eat some high-end beef. It just so happens that a batch of A5-grade ribeye steaks was purchased some time ago. Considering the season is getting warmer recently, cilantro ice cream can be made for dessert."

Rita thought about lunch while purchasing supplies.

As a maid, she of course knew the master's itinerary, and Bai Ge didn't say whether he could make it back from Anti-Entropy in time, so even if Rita prepared lunch carefully, it was very likely to be a waste of effort.

But as a maid with professional quality, Rita Rossweisse pursues absolute perfection. As long as there is a 1% chance Bai Ge needs it, she will prepare everything.

By the way, the only object welcomed among the Previous Era group by Rita is Eden. First: the other party is an elegant person like herself, and second: Eden has countless rare wines, which can make the dishes she prepares even more delicious.

(If Boss Bai Ge doesn't come back to eat, I'll give it to Lady Durandal, otherwise it would be a waste.)

Anyway, even if the master doesn't eat it, there's a best friend to solve it.

A certain stay-at-home goose recently evaluated that Rita has become colder and colder toward her since following Bai Ge. Rita, you are also a heartless woman who doesn't want her best friend after having a man.

"But there are more and more people in the dormitory recently, which makes preparing meals more and more troublesome. Should I discuss it with Miss Mei? In the future, she will prepare everyone's food, and I will prepare Boss Bai Ge's food."

Rita revealed a belly-black smile to herself. If Mei could hear it, she would definitely have been struck by lightning already.

After returning to the dormitory, the maid took off her wine-red high heels, put her jade feet wrapped in black silk into slippers, and the fingertips covered in lace gloves swept across the floorboard. The spotless hygiene made her nod with satisfaction.

Clearly in the position of a servant, Rita has more noble young lady temperament than anyone else. In fact, she is the person with the most noble temperament in the dormitory.

But in Rita's words: "If a maid cannot display a perfect posture, it will lower the master's evaluation. As a servant, this is the one thing that absolutely cannot be sloppy."

"Moreover, my master is the most noble and great hero in this world. It is the honor of Rita's life to serve that great person. Since that's the case, of course, there can't be the slightest bit of sloppiness. I have... absolutely cannot have any more loss of composure."

Due to the mistakes/betrayals committed in the past that she considered unforgivable, she was ultimately generously given forgiveness and trust.

So from then on, the maid named Rita Rossweisse secretly swore that she would dedicate everything to serving Bai Ge wholeheartedly from now on.

Therefore, compared to others in the dormitory, Rita's feelings for Bai Ge are more complex and special: loyalty, admiration, love, guilt, self-blame, nervousness—like a bottle of bitter yet sweet wine that intoxicates Bai Mou.

Today, Rita also wants to present perfect cuisine to the master she loves. When the maid carried the determination of stepping onto the battlefield, put on a white apron, and prepared to take ingredients from the refrigerator.

What came into view was a cat eating and drinking.

Eating the ingredients she had carefully collected into a mess.

Rita's eye twitched, and then her smile became even brighter (a truly perfect maid must maintain a smile even when angry). Subsequently, she took out a scythe taller than herself from somewhere.

"Hehe~ what a naughty little guy, actually sneaking into a lady's bedroom to steal food. Today I'll perform a free sterilization for you."

"Meow!!"

The maid's cold aura was even more chilling than the cold air in the refrigerator. The timid Pardo trembled.

"Sterilization is a good thing after it's done. It can prevent cats from problems like ovarian cysts, uterine fibroids, and feline AIDS. Don't be polite, because Rita has a helpful master, so as his maid, I occasionally have to do such 'good deeds' too~"

"Meow meow meow!"

Pardo, in her "Humanity" form, gasped. Sterilization, my foot! She still wants to give birth to little kittens for Bai Mou in the future!

Although she saw the cat's resistance, Rita didn't intend to let her go. After all, the act of stealing food from the refrigerator really made this maid angry.

"For a maid, the refrigerator is like an armory, and stealing arms is a capital crime no matter where it is. So... are you prepared to repent? Little kitty~"

"Meow!" (No!)

In a panic, Pardo instinctively used her power.

"What?"

Rita's beautiful eyes widened in surprise. She felt a massive Honkai energy from this cat.

Preliminary judgment: at least Emperor-level.

Instantly, the maid's eyes became serious. Through quantum teleportation technology, she changed into armor. With Rita's strength, she couldn't be careless when facing an Emperor-level Honkai beast.

"I didn't expect it to be an Emperor-level Honkai beast. It's truly strange. How could there be an Emperor-level Honkai beast in the academy? Could it be another of Bishop Otto's schemes?"

The only organization currently hostile to St. Freya Academy is Schicksal. Rita felt that it wasn't impossible for dog Otto to use a cat Honkai beast as a spy.

"Forget it, no matter what, since it's a Honkai beast, there's no need to hold back... By the way, Boss Bai Ge said he can eat Honkai beasts. Since you've eaten so many of my ingredients, please compensate me by becoming an ingredient yourself."

Rita's fighting spirit soared by several levels again. As a chef, she was very interested in opening up new cuisines. At this moment, she was already thinking about how to cook Pardo.

"Meow meow meow!" (Cats are so cute, how can you eat cats!)

"I don't understand what you're saying. Anyway, go to hell."

Rita launched an attack with lightning speed, and the battle scythe slashed toward the cat's body.

Pardo gasped and her fur stood on end.

This woman is too ruthless. She is so cute after turning into a cat, yet she can still bring herself to do it!

In fact, this isn't ruthlessness, but not daring to be careless. Rita had suffered a big loss at the hands of a cat Honkai beast before... wearing fourth-generation God-slaying armor, yet she still got injured.

Since then, she has had no love for cats.

And now, seeing another cat Honkai beast appear before her, the memory of flipping over in the past surged into her heart. Rita made up her mind that she must not lose composure this time and must go all out.

However...

"Meow meow meow!" (Don't come over!)

Boom——!

Frightened by Rita's aggressive momentum, Pardo dodged this scythe slash agilely, and then instinctively used her full strength to perform a "God-Cat Tail Sweep," hitting the maid.

In the next second, Rita only felt the world spinning, and she was sent flying from the second floor to the first floor.

Rita: "???"

Rita flipped over again.

(Phew~ phew~ scared me to death.)

Pardo trembled. This pitiful appearance completely failed to show the heroic posture of just sending an S-rank Valkyrie flying with one blow.

Although the cat's strength is weak, that is only the result of comparing with the Flame-Chasers. As a high-ranking Flame-Chaser, even naked, she can be comparable to a Valkyrie wearing S-rank armor.

Not to mention that she is currently in the "Humanity" form. Although she appears to be a harmless and cute rural cat on the surface, this is undoubtedly Pardo's strongest form.

A full-strength blow in a panic, for Rita, who was only wearing third-generation B-rank Valkyrie armor and had mediocre defense, it would be strange if she could block it.

"Is, is this reasonable?"

Rita, who didn't know the above factors, fell onto the dining table in the living room in a "big" shape. At this moment, she began to doubt life.

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