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Chapter 1200: , Mobius's arrival, Mei's birthday (Please subscribe)

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For Kevin, who had experienced 50,000 years of development and whose strength was enough to rank in the top three in the entire world, the only scary things in this world were just a few.

For example... facing the Herrscher of Finality again, not being able to slurp noodles, being targeted by Mobius, being a taster of Mei's dark God-Slaying cooking.

And right now, a green snake-spirit lady appeared in front of him, and she was smiling so dangerously, like a hunter who had discovered prey. Kevin trembled instinctively.

Honestly, the point he admired most about Bai Ge wasn't that he possessed such powerful strength or achieved such amazing feats. It was that Bai Ge was actually able to make these two mad women, Mobius and Mei, obedient.

"Mei, Mobius, are you looking for me for something?"

"Why so nervous, Kevin? Don't forget we are comrades, we are comrades-in-arms~ How about coming to my laboratory for a meal occasionally? By the way, there's something I want to ask you."

"???"

Kevin's vigilance had already exploded.

Thinking, can this poisonous snake hear what she is saying? Mobius, can you have some self-awareness?

Although we are comrades, in your eyes, isn't everyone in this world besides Bai Ge an experimental animal?

And although it's not as exaggerated as Mei, you are also a dark cooking master, do you know that!

Kevin suddenly discovered that among the fifteen Flame-Chasers, the ones with the highest femininity seemed to be the few boys among them.

First of all, Bai Ge doesn't need to be said, there is nothing in this world he can't do. Then Kalpas is also a cooking master, and he can even do wood carving and even weave clothes, can you believe it!

And his good brother Su, that Lake Fairy name isn't for nothing. Plus, as a healer with compassion for the world, and Kosma... although he is a chuunibyou teenager, he can also do some simple cooking.

As for himself...

Kevin said that it was limited to ramen. He was a master-level hand! After slurping noodles for so many years, he could do it too.

(Hiss hiss hiss~ thinking about it, I feel like the gender of us Flame-Chasers might have been reversed, uh no, what am I thinking now, I must get out of here quickly! Mobius's cooking, even dogs wouldn't eat!)

"Sorry Mobius, I've already eaten outside, so I won't..."

"I have a bucket of special seafood instant noodles limited edition from Fire Moth back then, now it's just missing a pot of hot water."

"Let's go! Burn my ice into hot water!"

Kevin swallowed hard. Limited edition special seafood instant noodles, this was his favorite 50,000 years ago! As a noodle-slurping expert, how could he miss it!

It's just Mobius's snake nest, wait until I open the Karma form, still afraid of her!

(Heh~ so easy to hook.)

Mobius also curled her lips, thinking that this guy was still as easy to hook as ever. As long as you put a bucket of instant noodles in the laboratory, Kevin could climb up himself.

Although she really wanted to rush to St. Freya Academy now to see the white mouse she was thinking about, she knew that the current situation wasn't very friendly to her.

Mobius felt she had to gather information first, and then set off after making full preparations. It would be best to take Bai Mouren down in one fell swoop.

And regarding the handling of a certain pink fairy, she now had a bold idea.

…………Ten minutes later…………

In Mobius's laboratory.

"That's right, that's right, it's this noodle! I didn't expect you to have stock, Mobius. I thought I would never be able to eat this special seafood instant noodle again."

The Karma Kevin stared at the instant noodles with sparkling eyes. At this moment, he truly felt that Mobius had turned over a new leaf. After all, someone willing to share her treasured instant noodles couldn't be a bad person, unless there was no seasoning packet inside.

Then this guy directly turned ice into water and burned it into hot water with his fire-type Honkai Beast ability.

Then Mobius skillfully tore open the package, poured the noodles and ingredients into the beaker, added hot water, and casually placed a remnant of a Honkai Beast on top to cover the cup mouth.

"Although alternative... but professional!"

Kevin gave a thumbs up, commenting that he recognized Mobius's instant noodle technique. At a glance, he knew she was a veteran who had been slurping noodles for 50,000 years just like him.

Snake-Snake crossed her arms, indicating that was of course. You know, instant noodles were the strategic reserve food of Mobius's laboratory.

Back in the previous civilization, Snake-Snake was repeatedly drained of research funds by the black-hearted Mei, and it was instant noodles that saved her stomach in countless nights.

"............"

Klein looked at all this with a subtle expression. She just saw Mobius secretly add something special, and after hesitating for a second, decided to continue pretending to be shut down.

Anyway, there was no poison in this world that could poison a Chimera Fusion Warrior, so there shouldn't be a big problem. (ps: except for Dr. Mei's dark God-Slaying cooking.)

After waiting for five minutes, Kevin couldn't wait to start slurping.

First, sniff it.

(Hmm? Why is this fragrance weird?)

Then he inhaled a few mouthfuls violently.

(Hiss hiss! Why does this taste bitter?)

Finally, Kevin looked at the color of the instant noodles in the beaker, and his face had turned green like the instant noodles.

(No, worthy of Mobius who likes green, even the instant noodles she eats are green. And is this the newly launched bitter melon flavor instant noodles? The taste is so weird... try another mouthful.)

"... Is there something wrong with this person's brain?"

Klein couldn't help but speak. She felt that this white-haired husky must have a big hole in his brain. You've already judged that there's a problem with this instant noodle from the color, smell, and taste, and you still eat it!

Being so obsessed with slurping noodles is also awesome!

"Kevin, how does it taste?"

"Emmm, not so good, and didn't you say it was special seafood instant noodles? Why did it change to bitter melon flavor? Mobius, you actually lied to me!"

"Bitter melon flavor instant noodles? Hehe~ Kevin, I didn't lie to you. This is indeed special seafood instant noodles, it's just... it's just expired for 50,000 years."

Mobius revealed a cunning smile.

"!!!"

Kevin opened his eyes wide, only then realizing the point. How could instant noodles from 50,000 years ago be preserved until now.

If Bai Ge were here, he would definitely sigh and shake his head, feeling that this ancestor of the Kiana, who was well-developed in limbs and simple in mind, really wouldn't be smart no matter how many mental-type Honkai Beasts he ate.

"Originally, you only needed to eat one mouthful for the potion to take effect. Now that you've eaten it all, the effect is definitely better."

"Mobius, did you poison the noodles?!"

"How could that be~ It's just a little bit of truth serum, the kind that works even on Chimeras. Come, now honestly answer my question—what state is Bai Ge in now!"

Mobius's eyes narrowed, and those dangerous and cold snake pupils made Kevin tremble. He suddenly felt that being single for the rest of his life was quite good. Women were really too scary, especially these mad female scientists.

At this critical moment, the figure that first appeared in this husky's brain was his good brother Su.

Kevin: (Brothers are still good! Women or whatever, they are really too dangerous.)

At this moment, Su, who was working at the hospital, felt a chill all over.

Su: "I have a bad premonition, feeling like I'm being targeted by a certain husky. It wouldn't be that blockhead Kevin, would it."

In the end, under the effect of the truth serum, Kevin confessed all the information he knew.

Then he felt bad all over.

Kevin: (It's over! I'm going to be killed by Mei's dark God-Slaying cooking. Su, Bai Ge, save me!!)

Back then, Kosma ignored Mei's warning and told Griseo about Bai Ge's information. As a result, he was still hiding outside and didn't dare to show up, fearing being sanctioned by the dark God-Slaying cooking.

After all, even if the Chimera's resistance was strong, it couldn't resist the God-Slaying cooking that even the Herrscher of Finality got a stomachache from.

On the other side, after Mobius understood everything...

"Good good good~ so that's how you play, huh? Everyone actually likes to steal away. Since that's the case, then I won't be merciful either. Watch me kill all of you tomorrow!"

"Doc, Doctor, are you planning to!"

"Hmph~ I'll let you see what the terror of the Infinite Snake is right away. Klein, go and wake up those 'pets' under my laboratory!"

Mobius's eyes flashed with fierce light, but before setting off, she still had to deal with the pink fairy who posed the greatest threat.

So the next day, Kevin and Klein looked at the exit of the Eternal Elysian Realm that had been completely sealed with cold sweat.

"So ruthless? You locked Elysia inside?"

"I've already been merciful by just blocking the exit. After all, according to my original plan, I intended to use the weapon 667 made by Vill-V to blow up the entire Eternal Elysian Realm together with Elysia."

"............"

Among Vill-V's many inventions, the role of weapon No. 666 and weapon No. 667 was only one, and that was to completely destroy the entire Eternal Elysian Realm. The former was to delete the Elysian Realm directly from the data level, and the latter was to blow it up physically.

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